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who wins in this most classic of BATTLES?!?!?!?!

I vote Hate Machine...it shouldn't matter as long as you like the woman for who she is.

Originally posted by Puzzle
I vote Hate Machine...it shouldn't matter as long as you like the woman for who she is.

Shut down

Originally posted by Puzzle
I vote Hate Machine...it shouldn't matter as long as you like the woman for who she is.

NONSENSE!
WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP STUFF IN HERE!

this thread is purely for the shallow and the waffles....


and for fun

Originally posted by AOR
Shut down

BAH! waffles win every time!

Mmmm....waffles....

Originally posted by jinzin
BAH! waffles win every time!

disgustshakefist curse you and your waffles

curse this!


you're no match for:





WAFFLEMAN!

Originally posted by jinzin
curse this!

you're no match for:


WAFFLEMAN!

I drowned him in syrup the other day. ermmnone

that must have been a LOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT of syrup...




what the hell are you doin with that much syrup? ...... (coughfreakcough)



http://www.kitchenshop.com/catalog/media/product_images_S/CT-WMB-4A_S.jpg
on another note.. hmmmmmmmm you can't tell me you're not lovin the cleavage on that waffle..

Originally posted by jinzin
that must have been a LOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT of syrup...




what the hell are you doin with that much syrup? ...... (coughfreakcough)



http://www.kitchenshop.com/catalog/media/product_images_S/CT-WMB-4A_S.jpg
on another note.. hmmmmmmmm you can't tell me you're not lovin the cleavage on that waffle..

I had to order it special from IHOP.

I like to keep mass quantities of syrup stored away for special occasions. ermm

on a side note... hicks was badass...


but HUDSONS DA MAN!



now back onto cleavage, stomachs and waffles baby!


damn, if I have a lifetime supply of those three things... I mean.. DAYYYYUUUMMMM can you even imagine the possibilities?

Originally posted by jinzin
who wins in this most classic of BATTLES?!?!?!?!
i am more of an ass and leg man.

I dont have big boobies but im well toned, so... yea


I prefur my man to be well toned and not have clevage...

Originally posted by jinzin
on a side note... hicks was badass...


but HUDSONS DA MAN!

Hudson is the man but I couldn't find any good pics of him.

But anyways I like boobehs.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i am more of an ass and leg man.

those.. are not.. the options in this thread!

Originally posted by jinzin
those.. are not.. the options in this thread!
but....they are what i prefer.

Originally posted by Ronny
I dont have big boobies but im well toned, so... yea


I prefur my man to be well toned and not have clevage...

hmmmm yes i see your point..

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
but....they are what i prefer.


do i need to reiderate?

no.....do i?

yes.

Originally posted by jinzin
who wins in this most classic of BATTLES?!?!?!?!

I'm gonna be honest Jizzy I really prefer your t*ts over your stomach.blush2

actually, the most classic of battles would be boobs versus butts.

I'd still pick boobs.

butts.

Boobs w00t

Originally posted by Lana
Boobs w00t

8008135 w00t

i'll go ahead and vote for a nice toned tummy, team player that i am and all.

i marvel at the shallowness appluaded and exposed here.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm gonna be honest Jizzy I really prefer your t*ts over your stomach.blush2











....marry me...

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i marvel at the shallowness appluaded and exposed here.

as well you should.

Originally posted by jinzin
....marry me...

Me?ohin_love

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i marvel at the shallowness appluaded and exposed here.

Don't take it too seriously.tongue12

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Me?ohin_love

you know it baby.

Okay.inlove

dance

I'm like.. the luckiest geek alive right now!

Originally posted by jinzin
who wins in this most classic of BATTLES?!?!?!?! Stomachs are the rarest and the best, but they don't mean as much without the breasts to complement them. Or the ass, damn I'm just greedy.

Originally posted by jinzin
dance

I'm like.. the luckiest geek alive right now!

I saw your edit and your undies.lol

Toned stomach.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I saw your edit and your undies.lol


you love those undies...

Originally posted by Leo.M
Toned stomach.

So I've heard.

Originally posted by jinzin
you love those undies...

They are the shit though.

You can see like everything.blush2

whistling

Originally posted by jinzin
whistling

Its a nice view.eyes

i'm glad you enjoy.


I mean, I know I do!

I do enjoy.in_love

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I do enjoy.in_love

i say AGAIN!





























marry me..

Originally posted by jinzin
i say AGAIN!





























marry me..

I said okay already.tongue12

that's what I'm talking about baby.

Talk some more.eyes

what do you want me to say my lady?

Make something up.eyes

you're just too good to be true...

can't take my eyes off of you....


you'd be like heaven to touch....

I wanna hold you so much.....

my lady?

Originally posted by jinzin
you're just too good to be true...

can't take my eyes off of you....


you'd be like heaven to touch....

I wanna hold you so much.....

I love that song.in_love

not as much as I love spending time talking to you..

you're so smooth tonight.blush2

well I'm feeling mushy... and I can't think of any better person to get mushy with than the most beautiful girl on KMC.

Ah you're too sweet.hug

Originally posted by jinzin
well I'm feeling mushy... and I can't think of any better person to get mushy with than the most beautiful girl on KMC.

who would that be? ermm

nothings too sweet for you..


(sings)

"I'm surprised that you never been told beforrrrrer
that you're lovely and you're perfect and somebody loves you"

awwww thats so sweet man touched but i date girls ermm

Originally posted by jinzin
nothings too sweet for you..


(sings)

"I'm surprised that you never been told beforrrrrer
that you're lovely and you're perfect and somebody loves you"

Are you a little drunk?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Are you a little drunk?


no.....


well yes, but that's not the point....


I've got a thang for ya..

Originally posted by jinzin
no.....


well yes, but that's not the point....


I've got a thang for ya..

I could tell.

You know I have love for you.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I could tell.

You know I have love for you.

lol I'm actually not drunk unless you count being drunk with love..

Originally posted by jinzin
lol I'm actually not drunk unless you count being drunk with love..

Ah you're too much good for me.eyes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Ah you're too much good for me.eyes
nonsense.. I just want to appreciate you like the princess you truly are....





and hope you might return some of that affection.


on a side note a great thing about femme is that there's no vs. cleavage or stomach, she's got it all..

Originally posted by jinzin
nonsense.. I just want to appreciate you like the princess you truly are....





and hope you might return some of that affection.


on a side note a great thing about femme is that there's no vs. cleavage or stomach, she's got it all..

Nah I'm no princess tongue12

You have it all yourself.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Nah I'm no princess tongue12

You have it all yourself.

you are to me..

not the way I like it,

Originally posted by jinzin
you are to me..

not the way I like it,

You're way too nice.

Guy you're sweet and HAWT you've got it.tongue12

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're way too nice.

Guy you're sweet and HAWT you've got it.tongue12

yes but am I only nice when I want something?

or am I nice because I want you?


I wish I had you instead.

Originally posted by jinzin
yes but am I only nice when I want something?

or am I nice because I want you?


I wish I had you instead.

You're gonna have to look deep down inside yourself and answer that.

i'd rather not, I prefer to be mysterious.

like a ninja?

a ninja in love.

Ninjas can love?

only when it stikes true as the ultimate judo chop from hell.

where have i heard that before?

you serious?

The judo chop from hell thing? yeah.

oh...


I...











so what's a guy gotta do to get your digits?

not the love part just the judo chop.

my measurements?blush2

Originally posted by LethalFemme
not the love part just the judo chop.

my measurements?blush2


I thought we had had something, sadwalk

I'm sorry.tighthug

it's okay, you know my love won't let me stay mad at you for long....

You are FAR FAR too sweet and I don't deserve you.hug

could you please deserve me?


maybe just for a couple nights even?


I just want my chance!

the title remines me of a manga i read... A girl with bullet train breast and a girl with vase hips duke it out in a dance to win over the interest of a guy who they didn't know was a pervert who was only interested in them cause they had his favourite body parts.

Originally posted by jinzin
could you please deserve me?


maybe just for a couple nights even?


I just want my chance!

I'll have to check my schedule.

I'm gonna say cleavage, because guys can have toned stomachs, but they'll never have ladies. hmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm gonna say cleavage, because guys can have toned stomachs, but they'll never have ladies. hmm

Some guys do.shockyes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Some guys do.shockyes

You're right. shock

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're right. shock

I remember reading about this one guy that got breasts implants on a dare for 10 grand and he still has them.rofl

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I remember reading about this one guy that got breasts implants on a dare for 10 grand and he still has them.rofl

You can get em in and out for about 4 lol

Man boobs are yucky.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I remember reading about this one guy that got breasts implants on a dare for 10 grand and he still has them.rofl
I heard it costed him more for the implant haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
You can get em in and out for about 4 lol

They paid him 10 grand.lol

Originally posted by Naz
Man boobs are yucky.

Yes we all agree men shouldn't have t*ts.tongue12

Originally posted by LethalFemme
They paid him 10 grand.lol



Yes we all agree men shouldn't have t*ts.tongue12

you sure it was 10?
i heard it costed him more to do the implants then the amount they dared him with.

Originally posted by BakaXero
you sure it was 10?
i heard it costed him more to do the implants then the amount they dared him with.

No it wasn't 10 grand to get them he got paid to grand for doing it.

bakasrug

bumpalicious

Cleavage.

A girl with big boobs and a gut can work out and flatten her stomach pretty easily.

A girl with a flat stomach and no boobs can't just grow boobs, not for cheap anyways.

Luckily my bf is an ass man. Cause I have a great ass, but smaller breasts and a little tummy. But hopefully it's because I'm still young, maybe my boobs with get bigger as I get older


Jinzin is a hate machine

Originally posted by BackFire
Cleavage.

A girl with big boobs and a gut can work out and flatten her stomach pretty easily.

A girl with a flat stomach and no boobs can't just grow boobs, not for cheap anyways.



QFT

Originally posted by Dj88
Luckily my bf is an ass man. Cause I have a great ass, but smaller breasts and a little tummy. But hopefully it's because I'm still young, maybe my boobs with get bigger as I get older


Jinzin is a hate machine

lol, got that damned right.

I'm reporting this thread.ermm

Originally posted by jinzin
who wins in this most classic of BATTLES?!?!?!?!

nice boobs, nice tummy. i have lost 20 lbs

Originally posted by guy222
nice boobs, nice tummy. i have lost 20 lbs


cool....?

Originally posted by Strangelove
8008135 w00t Yes, I originally said cleavage, but since I'm gay, the point is now moot.

And I think I have a stomach fetish anyway ermm

Boobs are nice so I vote cleavage.

I'm the ONLY one who voted "too close to call".


For me....it has to be both.

I voted for the boob gaps.

Boobs ermm

bizzles.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I voted for the boob gaps.

very interesting way to put it...



cleavage=insert penis here


kthanxbye

Originally posted by dadudemon
very interesting way to put it...



cleavage=insert penis here


kthanxbye

You could say that. You could deninitely say that.

Bewbies!!

boobies

I voted Internet hate machine srug

but for the record, I'd go with "too close to call"

I love lamp.

Now if they have nice funbags, how big is that person or what do we loose? and if it's a tone stomach than how small will the funbags be?

Originally posted by Leo.M
Toned stomach.




Anyone can have boobs.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q275/IrishEarl/MAnBoobs.jpg

But only the hardworking can have a toned stomach. TS FTW. 313