Röland's Towel Store
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Röland
This is my Towel Store
I sell quality towels for low prices!
If you need a towel, you come to me!
Or you can just come here to talk to me.
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LethalFemme
Do you have any blue rags?blush2
Eclipso
I could use a towel naughty
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
crylaugh
I burn used ones as well. 13
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Do you have any blue rags?blush2
For $1.00. doped
Tptmanno1
But I already know where my towel is....
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
But I already know where my towel is....
You only have one?oh
Röland
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
But I already know where my towel is....
You could always use a new one. 313
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Save the fumes and make them into air defreshener or something. 31
I tried that and too many people got ill. 31
Barker
I'd be a "GAG-GIFT". crylaugh haermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Barker
I'd be a "GAG-GIFT". crylaugh haermm
I heard you never gag.haermm
Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
He's nice to me.pfft
I'm not nice? crynone
Strangelove
My towels are all in the wash, I need one ermm
Barker
Originally posted by Strangelove
My towels are all in the wash, I need one ermm
How do you go from smoking to wanking? haermm
Röland
Originally posted by Strangelove
My towels are all in the wash, I need one ermm
*gives big blue fluffy towel*
doped
Leo.M
I want a spongebob one ermm
Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
I want a spongebob one ermm
I can give you a custom one but it costs $2 instead of $1.
Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You say mean things about dead people.cryoh
She deserved it and you laughed. ermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Leo.M
I'll take it.
Do you have any naked ones of femme btw? vin
I have them all and I only give it to people in my profile.vin
Leo.M
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I have them all and I only give it to people in my profile.vin
I'm in your profile. vin
Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
I'll take it.
Do you have any naked ones of femme btw? vin
I have full frontal ones!
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I laughed so you wouldn't feel like an ass.ermm
I said I was sorry. ermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Leo.M
I'm in your profile. vin
Then that speaks for itself.vin
Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Lie I only do back shots.pfft
But you lied.ermm
You mean ass shots? vin
Forgive me? cryoh
Originally posted by Leo.M
Sell me some
It does in more ways then one. vin
$3 since they have Femme, the Sex Goddess on them.

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I heard you never gag.haermm
haermm
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
haermm
Do you need a quality towel for a low price? 313
Where the hell did Strangelove go, he never payed me for his towel. ermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
haermm
You told me.haermm
Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You know it.vin
Okay.cryoh
I love those pictures of you. vin
Make up sex? cryoh
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You told me.haermm
I read Thorinn's diary. haermm
Barker
http://perezhilton.com/upload/2007/02/britney_has_lost_her_m/crazyspears.jpg
Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
$1 and not a penny more. mhm
Fine, you're just going to ruin it anyway. ermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
I read Thorinn's diary. haermm
I saw his blog.haermm
Originally posted by Barker
http://perezhilton.com/upload/2007/02/britney_has_lost_her_m/crazyspears.jpg
She still wouldn't do you.13
Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
I was just going to cut a whole where the mouth is. haermm
That's so wrong but funny at the same time. haermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I saw his blog.haermm
He finally opened that sucker to the public? haermm
Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
You would do it too and you know it. haermm
Probably. haermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
He finally opened that sucker to the public? haermm
Just like his ass.haermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Just like his ass.haermm
Yea, that was ages ago, he held a party. haermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Yea, that was ages ago, he held a party. haermm
I heard everyone that came got gifts like herpes.haermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I heard everyone that came got gifts like herpes.haermm
Ask Michael, he was first in line. haermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Ask Michael, he was first in line. haermm
And second, fifth, ninth, and last.haermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
And second, fifth, ninth, and last.haermm
He spent the night. haermm
Barker
crylaugh
You two are too much for my poor stomach. haermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
crylaugh
You two are too much for my poor stomach. haermm
hug2haermm
Röland
Night Irene, Femme, Barker, Leo, Strangelove and Eclipso. I gots classes tomorrow. 13
offtobed
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
He spent the night. haermm
He lives there now.haermm
Originally posted by Barker
crylaugh
You two are too much for my poor stomach. haermm
highfive haermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
He lives there now.haermm
In the laundry room still? haermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
In the laundry room still? haermm
The basement.haermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
The basement.haermm
Has he found our cages? haermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Has he found our cages? haermm
I told them they were for our pigeon collection.haermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I told them they were for our pigeon collection.haermm
I love your body your smarts. haermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
I love your body your smarts. haermm
I love the way you taste think too.haermm
silver_tears
We make a ****ing sexy damn smart pair. haermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
We make a ****ing sexy damn smart pair. haermm
We're horny smart bitches.haermm
silver_tears
You're so right You're so right. haermm
LethalFemme
Of course I am Of course I am.haermm
silver_tears
Sex? Pillow fight to burn off the pent up energy? haermm
LethalFemme
We'll start off with the pillow fight and end it with hot sex fudge sundaes.haermm
silver_tears
With cherries on top of you? haermm
LethalFemme
As long as you eat me them.haermm
silver_tears
I like to satisfy. And repeat haermm
LethalFemme
I like to reciprocate.haermm
silver_tears
We'll have no problems in our relationship beautiful. haermm
Barker
HAHA, GUESS WHAT? IF YOU TOOK AWAY THE "T" IN THE TITLE AND MADE IT A "B", YOU'D HAVE ROLAND'S BOWEL STORE! AHAHAHAHAH!
AND NO ONE WANTS TO BUY BOWELS! HAHAHAHA! MAYBE MIST, BUT ANYWAY, AHAHAHAHHAHA!
steeks
silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
HAHAHAHA!
sly
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
We'll have no problems in our relationship beautiful. haermm
You can be a 6 and I'll be a 9.haermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You can be a 6 and I'll be a 9.haermm
The first time around, then we switch. haermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
The first time around, then we switch. haermm
We always do.haermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
We always do.haermm
Well last time we were both a little drunk and just ended up in a pile on top of pillows near your bed. haermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Well last time we were both a little drunk and just ended up in a pile on top of pillows near your bed. haermm
True and that one time in the tub and the sink with those guys.haermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
True and that one time in the tub and the sink with those guys.haermm
My face was lying in a puddle, good thing you guyses moved me. haermm
LethalFemme
We did stuff to you when you passed out.haermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
We did stuff to you when you passed out.haermm
Is that where the bite marks and hickies came from? haermm
LethalFemme
You know it Sexy.haermm
silver_tears
K good, I got a little worried for about a second there. haermm
LethalFemme
The scratches weren't from us though.haermm
silver_tears
No, that was the night before, I was conscious for themz. haermm
LethalFemme
You skank I love you.haermm
silver_tears
Right back at you hoe. haermm
LethalFemme
We're so cool LOLZZZZZhaermm
I have the weirdest feeling Mist will be here soon.shockyes
silver_tears
You too? shock
LethalFemme
For some odd reason he popped in my head.lol
silver_tears
Mine was more from fear. haermm
LethalFemme
He'll comes when you are sleeping and knows when you're awake.haermm
silver_tears
He comes all the time. haermm
LethalFemme
He always gets down there and cleans it up though.haermm
silver_tears
That's why we keep him. haermm
Eclipso
SEX
Now that I've got your attention doingit
Bardock42
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
But I already know where my towel is....
You are really a frood. I am glad I sass you.
Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Touch yourself and think of me.haermm
Believe me, I did. vin
Strangelove
Originally posted by Bardock42
You are really a frood. I am glad I sass you. I got it droolio
Eclipso
Just got out of the shower, Towel Please.

Eclipso
Originally posted by Eclipso
SEX
Now that I've got your attention doingit
LifeInSepia
Originally posted by Strangelove
I got it droolio
me too! Hitch hikers Guide FTW!!!
*buys towel*
Eclipso
We should towel everthing!
Itzak
Hey, Noland. Mind if I call you Noland? No?... Land? Ok, thanks Noland. herbhappy
Röland
Originally posted by Itzak
Hey, Noland. Mind if I call you Noland? No?... Land? Ok, thanks Noland. herbhappy
Go ahead Kongu. haermm
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