Röland's Towel Store

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Röland
This is my Towel Store

I sell quality towels for low prices!

If you need a towel, you come to me!

Or you can just come here to talk to me.

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Barker
crylaugh

LethalFemme
Do you have any blue rags?blush2

Eclipso
I could use a towel naughty

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
crylaugh

I burn used ones as well. 13

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Do you have any blue rags?blush2

For $1.00. doped

Tptmanno1
But I already know where my towel is....

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
But I already know where my towel is....

You only have one?oh

Röland
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
But I already know where my towel is....

You could always use a new one. 313

LethalFemme

Barker

Röland

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Save the fumes and make them into air defreshener or something. 31

I tried that and too many people got ill. 31

LethalFemme

Barker
I'd be a "GAG-GIFT". crylaugh haermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Barker
I'd be a "GAG-GIFT". crylaugh haermm

I heard you never gag.haermm

Röland

LethalFemme

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
He's nice to me.pfft

I'm not nice? crynone

Strangelove
My towels are all in the wash, I need one ermm

Barker
Originally posted by Strangelove
My towels are all in the wash, I need one ermm
How do you go from smoking to wanking? haermm

Röland
Originally posted by Strangelove
My towels are all in the wash, I need one ermm

*gives big blue fluffy towel*

doped

Leo.M
I want a spongebob one ermm

LethalFemme

Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
I want a spongebob one ermm

I can give you a custom one but it costs $2 instead of $1.

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You say mean things about dead people.cryoh

She deserved it and you laughed. ermm

Leo.M

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Leo.M
I'll take it. eek!

Do you have any naked ones of femme btw? vin

I have them all and I only give it to people in my profile.vin

LethalFemme

Leo.M
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I have them all and I only give it to people in my profile.vin

I'm in your profile. vin

Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
I'll take it. eek!

Do you have any naked ones of femme btw? vin

I have full frontal ones! eek!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I laughed so you wouldn't feel like an ass.ermm

I said I was sorry. ermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Leo.M
I'm in your profile. vin

Then that speaks for itself.vin

LethalFemme

Leo.M

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Lie I only do back shots.pfft

But you lied.ermm

You mean ass shots? vin

Forgive me? cryoh

Originally posted by Leo.M
Sell me some eek!



It does in more ways then one. vin

$3 since they have Femme, the Sex Goddess on them. big grin

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I heard you never gag.haermm

haermm

LethalFemme

Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
haermm

Do you need a quality towel for a low price? 313

Where the hell did Strangelove go, he never payed me for his towel. ermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
haermm

You told me.haermm

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You know it.vin

Okay.cryoh

I love those pictures of you. vin

Make up sex? cryoh

Leo.M

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You told me.haermm

I read Thorinn's diary. haermm

Barker
http://perezhilton.com/upload/2007/02/britney_has_lost_her_m/crazyspears.jpg

Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
$1 and not a penny more. mhm

Fine, you're just going to ruin it anyway. ermm

Leo.M

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
I read Thorinn's diary. haermm

I saw his blog.haermm

Originally posted by Barker
http://perezhilton.com/upload/2007/02/britney_has_lost_her_m/crazyspears.jpg

She still wouldn't do you.13

Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
I was just going to cut a whole where the mouth is. haermm

That's so wrong but funny at the same time. haermm

Leo.M

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I saw his blog.haermm

He finally opened that sucker to the public? haermm

Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
You would do it too and you know it. haermm

Probably. haermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
He finally opened that sucker to the public? haermm

Just like his ass.haermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Just like his ass.haermm

Yea, that was ages ago, he held a party. haermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Yea, that was ages ago, he held a party. haermm

I heard everyone that came got gifts like herpes.haermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I heard everyone that came got gifts like herpes.haermm

Ask Michael, he was first in line. haermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Ask Michael, he was first in line. haermm

And second, fifth, ninth, and last.haermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
And second, fifth, ninth, and last.haermm

He spent the night. haermm

Barker
crylaugh

You two are too much for my poor stomach. haermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
crylaugh

You two are too much for my poor stomach. haermm

hug2haermm

Röland
Night Irene, Femme, Barker, Leo, Strangelove and Eclipso. I gots classes tomorrow. 13

offtobed

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
He spent the night. haermm

He lives there now.haermm

Originally posted by Barker
crylaugh

You two are too much for my poor stomach. haermm

highfive haermm

silver_tears

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
He lives there now.haermm

In the laundry room still? haermm

LethalFemme

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
In the laundry room still? haermm

The basement.haermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
The basement.haermm

Has he found our cages? haermm

Barker

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Has he found our cages? haermm

I told them they were for our pigeon collection.haermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I told them they were for our pigeon collection.haermm

I love your body your smarts. haermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
I love your body your smarts. haermm

I love the way you taste think too.haermm

silver_tears
We make a ****ing sexy damn smart pair. haermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
We make a ****ing sexy damn smart pair. haermm

We're horny smart bitches.haermm

silver_tears
You're so right You're so right. haermm

LethalFemme
Of course I am Of course I am.haermm

silver_tears
Sex? Pillow fight to burn off the pent up energy? haermm

LethalFemme
We'll start off with the pillow fight and end it with hot sex fudge sundaes.haermm

silver_tears
With cherries on top of you? haermm

LethalFemme
As long as you eat me them.haermm

silver_tears
I like to satisfy. And repeat haermm

LethalFemme
I like to reciprocate.haermm

silver_tears
We'll have no problems in our relationship beautiful. haermm

Barker
HAHA, GUESS WHAT? IF YOU TOOK AWAY THE "T" IN THE TITLE AND MADE IT A "B", YOU'D HAVE ROLAND'S BOWEL STORE! AHAHAHAHAH!

AND NO ONE WANTS TO BUY BOWELS! HAHAHAHA! MAYBE MIST, BUT ANYWAY, AHAHAHAHHAHA!

steeks

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker

HAHAHAHA!


sly

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
We'll have no problems in our relationship beautiful. haermm

You can be a 6 and I'll be a 9.haermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You can be a 6 and I'll be a 9.haermm

The first time around, then we switch. haermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
The first time around, then we switch. haermm

We always do.haermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
We always do.haermm

Well last time we were both a little drunk and just ended up in a pile on top of pillows near your bed. haermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Well last time we were both a little drunk and just ended up in a pile on top of pillows near your bed. haermm

True and that one time in the tub and the sink with those guys.haermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
True and that one time in the tub and the sink with those guys.haermm

My face was lying in a puddle, good thing you guyses moved me. haermm

LethalFemme
We did stuff to you when you passed out.haermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
We did stuff to you when you passed out.haermm

Is that where the bite marks and hickies came from? haermm

LethalFemme
You know it Sexy.haermm

silver_tears
K good, I got a little worried for about a second there. haermm

LethalFemme
The scratches weren't from us though.haermm

silver_tears
No, that was the night before, I was conscious for themz. haermm

LethalFemme
You skank I love you.haermm

silver_tears
Right back at you hoe. haermm

LethalFemme
We're so cool LOLZZZZZhaermm


I have the weirdest feeling Mist will be here soon.shockyes

silver_tears
You too? shock

LethalFemme
For some odd reason he popped in my head.lol

silver_tears
Mine was more from fear. haermm

LethalFemme
He'll comes when you are sleeping and knows when you're awake.haermm

silver_tears
He comes all the time. haermm

LethalFemme
He always gets down there and cleans it up though.haermm

silver_tears
That's why we keep him. haermm

Eclipso
SEX

Now that I've got your attention doingit

Bardock42
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
But I already know where my towel is....

You are really a frood. I am glad I sass you.

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Touch yourself and think of me.haermm

Believe me, I did. vin

Strangelove
Originally posted by Bardock42
You are really a frood. I am glad I sass you. I got it droolio

Eclipso
Just got out of the shower, Towel Please. cool

Eclipso
Originally posted by Eclipso
SEX

Now that I've got your attention doingit

Eclipso
cool

LifeInSepia
Originally posted by Strangelove
I got it droolio

me too! Hitch hikers Guide FTW!!!

*buys towel*

Eclipso
We should towel everthing!

Itzak
Hey, Noland. Mind if I call you Noland? No?... Land? Ok, thanks Noland. herbhappy

Röland
Originally posted by Itzak
Hey, Noland. Mind if I call you Noland? No?... Land? Ok, thanks Noland. herbhappy

Go ahead Kongu. haermm

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