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Yesterday, the 14th of Sept, was my 2nd wedding anniversary with Mrs.MM.

I had to work in the morning but we opened our presents together when I got home. We went for a meal last night then came home and got drunk on wine. Not telling you what happened next cus there are some young-un's on this discussion board.

Oh come on, all you did after that was get MORE drunk on MORE wine...

Anyway, congrats!

Well thats what I wanted to do but Mrs.MM convinced me there were other pressing issues we should discuss in the bedroom.

Finally taught you how to fold hospital corners, huh?

hehe

If you went to the bedroom then you obviously went to sleep! What\s wrong with that? Duh????

yayy! happy jailday for you

congrats dude!

Congrats, and many, many more to come.

yep, learning to fold those hospital corners takes alot of training. Then, you hafta bounce on the bed to check if the corners are tight enough not to come apart.

Happy celebrating every day until your next anni.

happy a-day

When's Mrs. MM gonna pop out some little Mech's?

lol tex.....happy anniversary mechmoggy!!

There won't be any little Mech's for a while, they will both have to go to AA first.

All that boozing has probably lowered Mech's sperm count.

I might be in trouble too then.

your only concern To should be your braincells cause your sperm count was screwed some time ago.

play nice people

My little swimmers could do the English Channel without getting out of breath.

Mine couldn't. Might make a width at the local kiddies pool.

With bright orange arm bands on Ush?

Preferably.

You should train them up Ush. Start with having them fetch rubber blocks from the bottom of the pool and doing full lengths and after several months training you could have them swimming in thier pyjama's, treading water and making handy floats from said jim-jams.

Mmmmmmm, on second thoughts don't, they don't allow "bombing" or "heavy petting" at most swimming pools, let alone what I'm suggesting.

They are as lazy as I am, is the problem.

You lazy bunch of arse Ush, I bet you have a minion typing all your messages for you too!

You type your own??!

Yeah but I have Gundy here peeling grapes for me, filing down my toenails and picking out my belly button fluff.

I knew that outfit Princess Leia wore in Jabba's palace would come in handy some day when I bought it.

aston Villa

..lost..
enckelman

Oh feck off.

it certainly was yesterday's big laugh

should have been a corner instead of goal, cause there is no way the ref could see if the Fin touch the ball or not

from a distance it seemed like it hit his foot, so the ref said 'why not'

Some ref.

I don't know whats more embarrasing, the fact that he missed the ball and Blues were awarded a goal or the fact that he went on TV to say he never touched it and looked gutted cus he didn't know the rules.

what can you say but Villa really stink these days.

I wouldn't say we're that bad Finti. Did you watch the B'ham/Villa game?

We were crap the 1st half but in the second half we were always on the attack and it looked like a goal was coming any minute, then that freak own goal happened and it looked like we just give up. A goal like that can really change the pace of a game in seconds. I know loads of blues fans who admitted that up till that OG, the result was destined to be a 1-1 draw.

man Villa is a poor sight these days

We play Everton today, Blues and West Brom lost yesterday so a win for us would be good for the Midlands.

since this has become somesort of football thread (soccer for some)
yayy! Brugge won again! 5 points in the lead!

and what about leeds yesterday eh?

i know nothing :

Bastards.

It was close though Corran.

Close isn't good enough, I thought we were the better team overall, just couldn't convert to goals.

what else is new?

ohh Yers

yes finti?

you actuallty made a smart remark