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I am talking about how much I HATE ewoks, they are annoying, stupid, ugly, bad characters, can't even talk, dirty, nasty, live in the mud in some dirty huts where they are all part of the same family because they all have sex with each other and all have AIDS, they do nothing to ROTJ but make it bad, and are cannibalistic fools!

Glad I got that off my chest

I knew it! He can't stop thalking about Ewoks, he even starts threads about them. G is sooooooooooooo in love with Ewoks!

nuts GAAAAA!

They are TERRIBLE!

Sure sure.... now go off and hug your Ewok cuddly toy... We don't mind.

GG, Queeq says you stole Mr. Snookums. Gimme my Ewok toy back.

Originally posted by General G
nuts GAAAAA!

They are TERRIBLE!

You're a sep. Your opinion is invalid.

Originally posted by General G
I am talking about how much I HATE ewoks, they are annoying, stupid, ugly, bad characters, can't even talk, dirty, nasty, live in the mud in some dirty huts where they are all part of the same family because they all have sex with each other and all have AIDS, they do nothing to ROTJ but make it bad, and are cannibalistic fools!

Glad I got that off my chest
Hey hey hey! I'm glad those Ewoks were in the movie! Closest thign to a black man besides lando... and we all now he wasn't really black.

Make up?

Originally posted by queeq
Sure sure.... now go off and hug your Ewok cuddly toy... We don't mind.



Originally posted by Tangible God
GG, Queeq says you stole Mr. Snookums. Gimme my Ewok toy back.

I had to burn it

Originally posted by Alliance
You're a sep. Your opinion is invalid.

Separatists rule

In your case: Ewoks rule.

Originally posted by queeq
In your case: Ewoks rule.

Umm....

Originally posted by Blaxican
Hey hey hey! I'm glad those Ewoks were in the movie! Closest thign to a black man besides lando... and we all now he wasn't really black.

no way! he has to be black, he has the pimp cape, and more importantly...he drinks Colt 45

Originally posted by General G
I am talking about how much I HATE ewoks, they are annoying, stupid, ugly, bad characters, can't even talk, dirty, nasty, live in the mud in some dirty huts where they are all part of the same family because they all have sex with each other and all have AIDS, they do nothing to ROTJ but make it bad, and are cannibalistic fools!

Glad I got that off my chest

You sir, are a racist and a bigot. For that, I condemn your mom to being an Ewok with HIV and a heroin addiction.








j/k - They're annoying in SW Battlefronts on the Endor mission.

She already is.

Originally posted by Darth Scythe
You sir, are a racist and a bigot. For that, I condemn your mom to being an Ewok with HIV and a heroin addiction.








j/k - They're annoying in SW Battlefronts on the Endor mission.

they are constantly annoying

Originally posted by queeq
She already is.

She has been shunned from the family long ago

But I like their squeeky noises they make when they talk.
ONE WORD FOR YOU PEOPLE

JAWA>EWOK
JAWA'S OWN!!!!!

The best are the Clones, Clones are better then anyone else, except for the Jedi.

Very Ewoky....

No, very Jedai....

Who?

Jedi.

What about them?

*cough* jedi rule ...*cough*.... plo koon...*cough**cough*

<_</>_>

So tell us all about the great Plo Koon. With canon source material only...

Nobody can beat Kloon. Attempts at proving other people have superior force abilities and sword mastery have all been flushed down the drain.

Really?? I didn't see him do much more than sit in te Jedi Council and getting shot down by his wingman (without him noticing them falling back!!!).

What a fool!

oh like general grevioues was any better...

Who said I thought Grievous was so awesome?

No one can best Kloon with a jedi lightsabre. Only perhaps Anakin because he was a child of the force and also used form V. But remember that Kloon can electrocute anyone in mere seconds as well.

Originally posted by Nellis Munn
oh like general grevioues was any better...

Ummm....he was

PHAIL.

PASS

Originally posted by overlord
No one can best Kloon with a jedi lightsabre. Only perhaps Anakin because he was a child of the force and also used form V. But remember that Kloon can electrocute anyone in mere seconds as well.

I never saw him fight, so where did you get that idea?

I dunno, I guess I say it because everyone's so convinced he would lose by default to everything and everyone even though we know crap about him.
Don't tell anyone though.. it is supposed to be a secret.

lol... lets just say plo hoon is one of the best jedi.. end of story there!.... >>

and then he died and no one cared.

Exactly.

how about these for threads -

Eopies Suck,Gungans Suck,Polis Massa suck,Podracers suck,Dex Dexter sucks,Clonetroopers suck,battledroids suck,the droid spaceship thingies suck,Geonosians suck,Duck face CGI jedi suck,horse face CGI jedi suck,Midiclorians Suck,younglings su..............................i could go on

So what you're saying is... the PT sucks.

nah

Maul,Watto,the two jawas at the podrace who say UTINI !!,Ki Adi Mundi,Duel of the fates,Neeson,Anakins final minuites,Grevious,Vader in suit,Sly Moore,Christopher Lee in non cgi face replacement mode,McDiarmid pre Windu confontation and Jango amongst a few others are deffo non sucky

Good, you counted Christopher Lee in.

lol the dooku fans are going to be mad... >>

Lee was the best thing in AOTC.

Droideka's didn't suck though, I always play droideka in games. It's the only good thing that came from TPM. They see me rollin, they start hacking, I get bubble, I start shootin, they start dyin..

Notice though, that they are Separatist design...Damn we rock

We???

Thats right. WE!

I thought the separatists LOST!!!!

Thats right. WE kicked THEIR ass. Then they were allowed to join the Empire and destroyed it.

only a couple 0of things rock in thius world wookies ewoks queeq and jawas

fail fail fail ok.

0:1:3

Originally posted by Alliance
Thats right. WE kicked THEIR ass. Then they were allowed to join the Empire and destroyed it.

That has to be the worst term to use when describing the outcome of the Clone Wars, you did not KICK OUR ASSES, we practically kicked your asses, you would have lost if it were not for Anakin shutting down the droids and going to the dark side. We brought the clone army and the Republic to its knees practically begging us to stop. And you "ALLOWED" us to join? Well thanks but we would have forced our way in some how.

Originally posted by queeq
I thought the separatists LOST!!!!

Technicalities...

Originally posted by queeq
Lee was the best thing in AOTC.




And for the record, separatist suck, only GG is ok(very cool) and his magna guards, others are lame, i especialy enjoejed Gunrays death.

Originally posted by General G
we practically kicked your asses,

That's like saying: we almost beat you.... but we didn't.

Originally posted by queeq
That's like saying: we almost beat you.... but we didn't.

But we almost did! nuts

But you did NOT!

But it was because of some whiny brat we couldn't, or else we could have...

Yawn. Its because we pumped your metal arses full of plasma.

All we get is excuses. Seps are such whiners.

METAL whiners.

can you smell what the Ewoks are cooking?
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/caption131.jpg

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/caption167.jpg

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/caption169.jpg

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/caption170.jpg

there is no escape

They are coking roast human, i like mine well done.

G will be so pleased.

Originally posted by vintageSW77
can you smell what the Ewoks are cooking?
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/caption131.jpg

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/caption167.jpg

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/caption169.jpg

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/caption170.jpg

there is no escape

You disgust me...

I do not like Ewoks. They suck as the title of this thread indicates.

Originally posted by S_W_LeGenD
I do not like Ewoks. They suck as the title of this thread indicates.

Looks like G's got a sock.

Originally posted by queeq
Looks like G's got a sock.

Hes got 2, i hate Ewoks to.

I love em
How could you not

Heres an original cast of whats under an Ewoks fur
Nightmarish
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/rotj-mikecottre1.jpg

Now THAT's something G will like... and his two socks.

Originally posted by vintageSW77
I love em
How could you not

Heres an original cast of whats under an Ewoks fur
Nightmarish
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/rotj-mikecottre1.jpg

Alright, thats not even funny...

It's just a cast of one of the actors, wearing oranges for eyes.

Thats not the point, that is what was under the dirty ewoks dirty full-of-crap fur...

suits you sir
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/8b62_1_b.jpg

wth???

Originally posted by vintageSW77
suits you sir
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/8b62_1_b.jpg

Throw it in a volcano

You can wear it on your next date.

with this on your dome

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/rotj-ewokheadonstand120copy.jpg

and maybe these on your feet
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/FOOT-089.jpg

Sharp!

then its back to your pad

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/roj28.jpg

im sorry G but it makes me laugh

And yet makes me cry...

It's hilarious.

I don't think so...

Hilarious.

Look what you two did! Now Alliance is here too...

i reckon the ewoks could take on those 300 chaps

oh i forgot

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/archive_d3_3_bg.jpg

blowup

Originally posted by vintageSW77
oh i forgot

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/archive_d3_3_bg.jpg

Originally posted by Count Makashi


Exactly!

Two Ewok lovers in denial, now!

I'm not in denial, i know i hate Ewoks, if there was a politician campaining for Genocide on Ewoks, i would support him. NK.

And then cry of they won.

Because of happiness, of overwhelming joy.

No, my dear count, search your feelings... you KNOW you love Ewoks.

i reckon Count and GG should cancel your hols
i found the ideal destination

send us a postcard

you wish it was you there instead of Ford dontcha G ?
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/VIset18.jpg
you knows it!

Gewok just called from his holiday home on Endor. He's having the time of his life!

Ewok orgy

Originally posted by Alliance
Ewok orgy

Originally posted by queeq
Gewok just called from his holiday home on Endor. He's having the time of his life!

yeah, the time of my life....burning them all!!!!!

Originally posted by vintageSW77
you wish it was you there instead of Ford dontcha G ?
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/VIset18.jpg
you knows it!

Ummm.............NO!!!!

Originally posted by General G
yeah, the time of my life....burning them all!!!!! QUOTE]

Why didn't you take me with you, you had all the fun. Nekt time giv me a call. We can team up, kill more of them.

Originally posted by Count Makashi
Why didn't you take me with you, you had all the fun. Nekt time giv me a call. We can team up, kill more of them.

My bad, I will remember that for next time

OK, but be sure not to forget, i need something to put on my wall.

Well, if all you wanted was something to put on your wall, I got lots of ewok parts, I got heads, burnt heads, half of their heads, burnt body parts, bloody body parts, you name it, I probably got it

What about carpets?

What body part(s)?

Body without arms and legs and without a head.

I've got 5...bloody or normal?

One normal and one bloody, one for the bathroom.

No problem

*hands over carpets*

Thanks, can't wait for that hunt(extermination) General G.

And there is no queeq or vintage to stop us evillaugh

Yes, no one can stop us now, mwhuaaaaaaaaa. - touches his mustache.

BUT! there is me! * buts millions of ewoks and gungans in millions of catapults and fires* HAHAHAHHAHA * a ewok smacks GG in the face...*

At last, the ewoks will be no more!

*goes to touch moustache then realises I don't have one*

I should grow a moustache...

Its Ok, i have a fake one on.

Good

Hey, what if we use, some kind of nerves gas on the Ewoks, that way we know for sure they all die.

Where's the fun in that?

Yea, your right, its better if we do it personally, more satisfaction.

*hides all the ewoks in the jedi temple* hehehehe

Good, easier to kill them, if they are all together.

Exactly.

you will have to do this without me, but I will do my part tomorrow

*secretly puts bombs on the ewoks...* hehehehehehehhehehe4heh

How evilly cunning, to pretend you are trying to help them, just to get them all in one place together, to kill them easily- touch your mustache and start to evil laugh, you know you want to.

Hehehehe... *sends ewoks to all space ships....*

You traitor.

Hahahaha... *blows up all ewoks* heheheheh *gives one to GG then blows it up*

Great, you scared me there for a minute.

heheheheh....*gets more ewoks and sends them to ships...* hehehehheahahhahahehe.....

To blow them up, right, tell me you will blow them up.

Nope. they will live in peace, and if you try to kill htme ill blow the ship up...

Wow, what a tuff decision, you rely twisted my arm.

muhahaha....

that was a jest.

Ewoks obviously don't suck if they managed to defeat the Emperor's best stormtroopers.

Why is that? I thought this plasteel was supposed to be impervous to phyiscial objects, let alone rocks flying at 2 kmph.

*taps chestplate*

Originally posted by Captain REX
Ewoks obviously don't suck if they managed to defeat the Emperor's best stormtroopers.

If those are Emperor's best stormtroopers, i don't know haw the Empire survived so long, if they can be beaten by little cute cuddly teddy bears.

I would say Lucas was bullshitting?

Remeber Ewoks were Wookies...but then Lucas failed and he just didn't bother to change the plot.

"We don't need plot, we have computers"

Originally posted by Count Makashi
If those are Emperor's best stormtroopers, i don't know haw the Empire survived so long, if they can be beaten by little cute cuddly teddy bears.

They are not cute!

Originally posted by Captain REX
Ewoks obviously don't suck if they managed to defeat the Emperor's best stormtroopers.

That was the worst thing that ever hapenned in all of Star Wars...

Originally posted by General G
Well, if all you wanted was something to put on your wall, I got lots of ewok parts, I got heads, burnt heads, half of their heads, burnt body parts, bloody body parts, you name it, I probably got it

Told ya he's a fervent Ewok collector. At last he has revealed his true love.

nuts

What kind of person would collect individual body parts (bloody and whatnot) of something they liked!!!????

Trandoshans collect trophies, espeically Wookie pelts.

Yeah, but they don't like wookies, now do they?

They like thier pelts.