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something about the way Brits have their own form of slang and way of insulting fascinates me. all Brits feel free to post any and all slang and insuts here!!! not aimed at me, of course.

Bugger it.

Piss off?

Gonzo = Last man standing after a beer drinking marathon

i'll post something and someone brit change it, k? here we go....


you go to hell, you stupid american idiot!!!

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Gonzo = Last man standing after a beer drinking marathon
o_O

Silly Sod . . . . .

Originally posted by Kharhmah
o_O

Silly Sod . . . . .
Haven't seen you on KMC for months.

I don't know you either.

haermm

How interesting . . . . .


Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i'll post something and someone brit change it, k? here we go....


you go to hell, you stupid american idiot!!!
"Fxck off you thick yankie ****"

Originally posted by Kharhmah
How interesting . . . . .



"Fxck off you thick yankie ****"
thats awesome!!!!

heres another....."dumb americans are so full of themselves, they think they are kings of the world."

Pfft, Brits. They aren't interesting. They lose to Australia in sport all the time.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Pfft, Brits. They aren't interesting. They lose to Australia in sport all the time.
as a people, they are just that, people. but their way of speaking fascinates me. especially the insults.

"Billy no mates" = "Alone"
"Sixes and sevens" = "Crazy-acting".

?

Most insults that are British in nature aren't actually insults that are known. They're just not necessarily obvious.

That's the difference between Yan...American humour and British humour. Americans mostly have to have it spelled out, drawn out, painted and constructed in a Puzz 3D sculpture before they go "OHHH!".

A.K.A Dane Cook.

-AC

I don't get why the term Yankee got applied to the entirety of Americans. The term originally only defined the Americans who lived in the North, now it's applied to the entire region.

I was joking.

-AC

but...but I hate the Yankees!

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I was joking.

-AC

Yes, I'm aware, I was talking about the term in general.

who cares? why are brits subjected to being called f*gs by americans? that's not fair by all counts.

and yet noone is bitching

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
who cares? why are brits subjected to being called f*gs by americans? that's not fair by all counts.

and yet noone is bitching

That's because you guys dress funny.

Seriously though, I've never heard any American use it as a term to generally define the English.

Originally posted by Kram3r
That's because you guys dress funny.

Seriously though, I've never heard any American use it as a term to generally define the English.

you're an aussie

Which is more or less poor-man's English.

Just joking.

(But really).

-AC

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
who cares? why are brits subjected to being called f*gs by americans? that's not fair by all counts.

and yet noone is bitching

I've never called a Brit a f*g.

Originally posted by Kram3r
That's because you guys dress funny.

Seriously though, I've never heard any American use it as a term to generally define the English. I've never heard it either. Btu then again, I don't live in the south 313

I was joking.

Good Lord, people!


edit: I've heard brits be referred to as f*gs before, but by a minute...minority

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
you're an aussie

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Which is more or less poor-man's English.

Just joking.

(But really).

-AC

Oh, it's on b*tches, it's on.

The only British idiom I know is that "f*g" means cigarette.



What if I were to call a Brit "bollocks"? Is that an insult, since bollocks, more or less, means.............uh............"male genetalia"?

It doesn't work.

"Bollocks" is usually used as like..."Shit". "Oh bollocks" etc.

-AC

So what, if any, British-style insult is there used for such a style of insult?

As I said, there aren't too many blatant Brit insults. The style of insult over here isn't based on any few words, just the delivery.

I can insult people without using any swearing or slang, without them knowing, it's all in the delivery.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
As I said, there aren't too many blatant Brit insults. The style of insult over here isn't based on any few words, just the delivery.

I can insult people without using any swearing or slang, without them knowing, it's all in the delivery.

-AC


To which I agree, wholeheartedly. Delivery is everything, IMO.


The only reason I ask, albeit a dumb one, is because I seem to remember alcoholic, Irish vampire named Cassidy, from the Vertigo comic book, Preacher, using the word "bollocks" in every other sentence he uttered.

"Screw you, ya bollocks."

"We got completey bollocksed (drunk) last night."

"You have a bollocksy way of doing shite, lad."

etcetera.


Maybe Garth Ennis, the writer of said comic, uses the term more loosley. I dunno.

are you brits still hung up on wit?

I'm sick of that sh*t

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
are you brits still hung up on wit?

I'm sick of that sh*t

Yeah, I was gonna go the whole run-around-on-stage-and-shout-while-making-a-complete-ass-of-myself route, like Dane Cook, but...I'm not a moron.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yeah, I was gonna go the whole run-around-on-stage-and-shout-while-making-a-complete-ass-of-myself route, like Dane Cook, but...I'm not a moron.

-AC

maybe you should've went that route, then maybe people would listen

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
maybe you should've went that route, then maybe people would listen

I'd like to think I can get a better comedic audience than googley-eyed females and frat boys who like to hear stories about getting laid, because they probably won't.

-AC

I call the English "Poms" Americans "Yanks" and Canadians "R*tards"...it's a fair and equal system.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'd like to think I can get a better comedic audience than googley-eyed females and frat boys who like to hear stories about getting laid, because they probably won't.

-AC

perhaps you expect too much

Someones looking for an excuse to chafe a society with terrible social problems all sourced from the shithouse government.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
It doesn't work.

"Bollocks" is usually used as like..."Shit". "Oh bollocks" etc.

-AC
so if you are walking along and stub your toe, you say "bollocks!!!"

got it.

what about if you cant find the remote? can you still say it?

Also, a 'fagot', pronounced the same as '******', means a bundle of sticks or wood, so it was common for one to say "Hey, it's cold, throw another fagot on the fire." Or, "Let's celebrate and stand around a burning fagot while we drink ale, laddies!" But nowadays you'd probably be shunned by homosexuals if you said that.

"Hey, I just roasted an entire fagot while sipping tea, lassies!" euro

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
"Hey, I just roasted an entire fagot while sipping tea, lassies!" euro

Why all the racism Mr. Hiker?cryoh

Fagot?

haermm

eatermm

ermmnone

fearflowers

ermmgay

ermmgrin

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
so if you are walking along and stub your toe, you say "bollocks!!!"

got it.

what about if you cant find the remote? can you still say it?

Yeap, also if something is good it can be considered 'the dogs bollocks'

e.g. Faith No More are the dogs bollocks.

The different meaning of the word fanny still tickles mehttp://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/haermm.gif

haermm

Originally posted by smoker4
Yeap, also if something is good it can be considered 'the dogs bollocks'

e.g. Faith No More are the dogs bollocks.

The different meaning of the word fanny still tickles mehttp://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/haermm.gif

There's also a wine (think it's wine) called The Dog's Bollocks

Originally posted by Syren
There's also a wine (think it's wine) called The Dog's Bollocks


http://www.argentina2alaska.co.uk/pictures/bollocks.jpg


http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/haermm.gif Syren you were right

The bassoon is called Fagott in German ....

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why all the racism Mr. Hiker?cryoh It's not racism of course, did you see my other post?Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Also, a 'fagot', pronounced the same as '******', means a bundle of sticks or wood, so it was common for one to say "Hey, it's cold, throw another fagot on the fire." Or, "Let's celebrate and stand around a burning fagot while we drink ale, laddies!" But nowadays you'd probably be shunned by homosexuals if you said that. What I stated applies to this thread, and the British form of the word 'fagot' is actually the same word with two gg's according to my dictionary.

I am in no way hating on butt pirates.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
It's not racism of course, did you see my other post?What I stated applies to this thread, and the British form of the word 'fagot' is actually the same word with two gg's according to my dictionary.

I am in no way hating on butt pirates.

I think that's where the word came from actually....

i am actually learning alot here.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i am actually learning alot here.
313smart

Wankers. 131

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
Wankers. 131
Klankers. 131

i want to be able to speak the slang in case i ever visit the UK. i want to know how to say "where is the local bar, i am gonna get ripped!!!"

"dumb americans are so full of themselves, they think they are kings of the world."

Timid! you should say "Stupid Yanks, They think their s**t don't stink!"

but our shit doesnt stink.

Goddamnit, I thought this was a thread to make fun of Britney Spears in...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Goddamnit, I thought this was a thread to make fun of Britney Spears in...
Agreed.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Goddamnit, I thought this was a thread to make fun of Britney Spears in...













































i dont get it.

Originally posted by LifeInSepia












































i dont get it.
One of my favourite Homer Phrases. 313

bangers and mash

Originally posted by Strangelove
bangers and mash
insult me in brit slang. pretend i just hit your brand new mercedes.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
insult me in brit slang. pretend i just hit your brand new mercedes.
My brand new Mercedes?

I'll bash you good!

but thats not brit.

Nope, it's Homerish. srug

I can talk Swedish instead of british. 131

lol

i speak gobbledygook.

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
lol
mms in Swedish. 313

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i speak gobbledygook.
Gobble?

like a turkey.

insult me in brit slang. pretend i just hit your brand new mercedes.

Please feel free to add expletives where you think they would emphasise the sarcasm appropriately.


Where did you get your driving license, free in a box of cereals?

Would you like me to refer you to a good driving instructor?

When will you be taking the driving test then?

Originally posted by Browser
Please feel free to add expetives where you think they would emphasise the sarcasm appropriately.


Where did you get your driving license, free in a box of cereals?

Would you like me to refer you to a good driving instructor?

When will you be taking the driving test then?
Where did you learn spelling, free in a box of cereals? 313

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
something about the way Brits have their own form of slang and way of insulting fascinates me. all Brits feel free to post any and all slang and insuts here!!! not aimed at me, of course. pillock

Originally posted by lord xyz
pillock

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
hag ermm

i feel like a sponge.

Originally posted by lord xyz
hag ermm
That's not nice. ermmnone

hag? its that bad of an insult?

ok, my sponge is full, time for a new one.

You're being a proper knob.

That was well funny.

You ****ing knobby.

Bell end

i am being a proper knob? i understand that one.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i am being a proper knob? i understand that one.
Yeah. AKA you're being a real dick.

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah. AKA you're being a real dick.
ok, are you educating me or insulting me?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ok, are you educating me or insulting me?
Both. 313

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ok, are you educating me or insulting me?
Both, technically.

okiedokie. i have been called worse, BTW.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
okiedokie. i have been called worse, BTW.
Yeah, but in order to educate you on Brit slang, I needed to insult you.

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah, but in order to educate you on Brit slang, I needed to insult you.
this i know, i know that brits are more open with their insulting, hence my fascination with the dialogue.

Prick

Short and simple.

Chav-a-lavs seems to respond to this word with familiarity.

i feel knackered. tired, right?

Iw wouldnt know becausei talk the US way

then bugger off, you cheeky wanker.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
then bugger off, you cheeky wanker.
Don't tell her to bugger off, you knob.

go take a piss.....did i use that right?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
go take a piss.....did i use that right?
No you well didn't, you ****in knobby.

you're really taking the piss now, arent you?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you're really taking the piss now, arent you?
I well am, prick.

oh my god i speak brit.

Originally posted by Slay
No you well didn't, you ****in knobby.

knobby?.. you can't seriously get away with that one...

knob/cock jockey, brown-noser, cuntus maximus, arse wipe

want some jam with your scones and tea?

No one drinks tea anymore. Its doughnuts and starbucks coffee

give me some spotted dick

You've got to love anglophiles, and by love I do mean hate.

-AC

Originally posted by Hax42
give me some spotted dick I'll get my stilettos dur


That good ol' love/hate relationship.
Did I mention brown noser already? ..

Originally posted by Hax42
want some jam with your scones and tea?
You like the dur, huh?

yeahdurfist

Originally posted by Hax42
yeahdurfist
So it seems. 313

Daubers.



That's more Glaswegian than British though.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Daubers.



That's more Glaswegian than British though.

Bath Dodgers

is that like draft dodgers?

Originally posted by Martian_mind
I call the English "Poms" Americans "Yanks" and Canadians "R*tards"...it's a fair and equal system.

I call the aussies convicts

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
then bugger off, you cheeky wanker.



I reckon you've proper grasped it there mate

Genius.

Originally posted by Syren


I reckon you've proper grasped it there mate

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I call the aussies convicts


Fvcking arrogant bunch of thieves, ain't they.



And what's the fascination with British insults? I get it... You've finally realised we speak better than all you other tossers!

Originally posted by Lord Coal
Fvcking arrogant bunch of thieves, ain't they.



And what's the fascination with British insults? I get it... You've finally realised we speak better than all you other tossers!
Your birthday's a day before mine . . . . . O_O

It can't be. weep

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Your birthday's a day before mine . . . . . O_O

It can't be. weep

Apparently it is. Happy birthday in advance for Tuesday.

What country you in? And what's the drinking laws there?

i know wanker i call people that all the time

Originally posted by Lord Coal
Apparently it is. Happy birthday in advance for Tuesday.

What country you in? And what's the drinking laws there?
&& Happy Birthday to you as well.

I'm in England M'Dear. ^^

Excellent. What a great country we don't live in, huh?!?

We've got that wanker Blair ignoring the public's opinion and that fat tosser Gordon Brown bleeding us dry. Still, come monday I'll be drinking legally (Not that being underage ever stopped me) which is something the Yanks can't say.

Well, have fun.....