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Well, Bob plays in Minneapolis October 30th. I havn't got my tickets yet. My friends are being little bitches, because it's on a Wednesday night.

That works out perfectly for me, though. I can jam with Dylan at the concert, and be home in time for Whiskey Thursday.

That old bag of bones is still touring?

How did I know you would say something crude, Tex?

geriatric

Tex is a Bjork fan, that pretty much says it all!

that he has a bit more varied taste in music, and is able to listen to other than the standard chart-music, yes

Look out, kids...

We're talking about Bob here, not that phony puke Byuck.

I always thought he was annoying...maybe because I used to have a boyfriend that would irriate me by singing just like him

Dimmy, that's probably why you liked him in the firstplace.

pft..hardly..as soon has he would start I would start singing "Shut up Shuttt upppp Shuuuuuuuttttttt Uppppp SHUT UP!"

Well that's not very nice.

Well..it wasn't nice of him to torture me..now was it?

Don't know how to respond to that.

self afflict some pain on your self by playing some Bob To

Finti, I'm not sure it's healthy to entice people into self-abuse.

hell he is the one listening to big nose so.....

He looks like an anorexic vampire from the bad side of Transylvania!!!

Uggh!! All this Dylan talk has left a sour taste in my mouth!

http://unit.bjork.com/specials/pics/misc/Bjork-01-June-P06.jpg

Awh! That's much better!

She looks a little pudgy there..

Well excuse me Miss America, she is pregnant afterall!

Bjork is fat and ugly.

Dylan is old and wise.

Old prune

Only old geezers are going to that show

Yeah, maybe. But at least we'll all have good taste in good music.

People who go to Bjork concerts have tatoos of swans on their asses.

You gonna come back from the concert smelling like depends and Ensure!
Ewwww, old people smell

I'm gonna come back from the concert smelling like sweet, sweet cheeba.

You gonna try to get some of those old prunes to mosh?

Your probably just going to check out some old cat!
Ewwwwwwwwwww

Dylan doesn't really play mosh music.

On how to play shitty music?

The old fart gets up there, mumbles some incoherent bullshit, whilst rubbing his big ass Gonzo nose all over the mike.

Bjork gets onstages, masterbastes with the mike, then licks it clean while shitting in a bucket.

What kind of drugs is she on, anyway?

She's not on drugs, huh? Then why does she dress up like cabbage and swans and poop shapes?

Cause she's a genius

Any no talant fraud can hide behind kookie costumes.

Yes, but it does help when every major publication, highly respected critics and revered musical institutions such as the Grammys shower you with praise and awards.

That's the difference!

Why does she gotta act so damn strange? It's all an act.

No it's not believe me, she really is like that.
The paparazzi hide out in dumpsters and in trees to get pictures of her just walking around town, and she's always wearing crazy shit.

She's been like that since she was a little kid.

So what's Dylan's excuse? Has he always looked like a flatulent penis?

She's a drug fiend.

I don't really care what Dylan looks like. He is an old man that can still sell out a stadium, and still jam as good as he ever did.

Yes, the senior citizen population of this country is increasing isn't it?

Whoose the opening act, Little Richard?

Bjork

Pfft!
He wishes!

She would have nothing to do with that Oscar theif!

I don't think so. It's one of the few times the Oscars were right, for a change.

more like the model for the cabbage patch dolls

Anyone want to go? I'm going to buy tickets next Tuesday.

no thanks we have a home for retired elderly pretty close to were I work so....

Yes, and I can always open a sewer nearby if I want to throw up.

always great fun to see what kind of new insults come up in threads like this.

yea insults are very funny, dexx isn't bad at it tho

You only tease because you fear what you don't understand.

or dislike what we understand and consider dead and gone. 60`s are over you know. So Bob can take his beakety beak big nose and his tambourine and squeal for someone else than me. Me I prefer music

whos backing Bob up, Tom Petty and his haertbrakers? Some on instrument and Tom pushing Bobs wheelchair

Nice try.

Dylan is coming to the Cities?? Awe crap! He found me. Now I'm going to have to tell the Wittness Protection Program to move me again. Somehow that horrible voice follows me everywhere.

(imitation)
"Yahh wahh wahh suhh in the citeee."

Dylan has actually some cool stuff, but they are all from before 1974.
But he is to old now, just like geriatric stones man they need support just to stand.

His last two albums have been really good.

yeah if you are deaf

I'm not going to compete with harsh remarks.

It's very simple, my friends. You either like Bob Dylan, or you don't. If you don't like him, it's very easy to make fun of him.

I, for one, think he is as good as he has ever been. And anyone who listens to Dylan will know what I'm talking about. For the rest of you who make blind and uninteligent, crude remarks, I pity you. . . and let me say that you are missing out on some great music.

not as much as I pity you who`s gonna go to his concert. For me Dylan did his best stuff before 74, after that he kind of regurgitate his own stuff. Very much like how birds feed their young ones.
And I aint missing shit by not going to his concert

As the sky darkens, the stadium erupts with gracious applause. Vehicles screech to a halt in the concrete jungle, honking horns and blaring pre-regurgitated Dylan through their custom installed 8 tracks. A woman near a pub swoons and stray dogs throughout the alleys howl in gratitude and ecstasy.

I can sum that up with one word: Armageddon.