Chuck Norris runs the gauntlet

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HigH ScholaR
Steven Segal
Punisher (no gear whatsoever accept clothes)
Moonknight (no weapons)
Red skrull
Michael Jackson (moonwalker)
Shang chi

this norris is taken from 'enter the dragon' however any skils he learnt later on applies in this match.

grey fox
Wheres Tony Jaa or Colin Chou ?

Swanky-Tuna
Chuck Norris is not funny.

Redatom65
Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Chuck Norris is not funny.

no expression so true

HigH ScholaR
Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Chuck Norris is not funny.

i know he's not funny but i was just watching enter the dragon and it got me thinking

juggernaut66666
Where is Notch Johnson?

Symmetric Chaos
BruceLee appears from nowhere and effortlessly kills all of them (seriously).

grey fox
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
BruceLee appears from nowhere and effortlessly kills all of them (seriously).

I'm pretty sure Lee was the closest that humanity ever got to a 'Peak Human'

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by grey fox
I'm pretty sure Lee was the closest that humanity ever got to a 'Peak Human'

Yup.

He was one of the few people in history who actually had to hold back to avoid severly hurting or even killing his sparing partners.

grey fox
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Yup.

He was one of the few people in history who actually had to hold back to avoid severly hurting or even killing his sparing partners.

Really ?

Who else is their ?

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by grey fox
Really ?

Who else is their ?

None come to mind but there must have been a few.

Redatom65
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Yup.

He was one of the few people in history who actually had to hold back to avoid severly hurting or even killing his sparing partners.


Indiana Jones could have made short work of him

Hercules
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
None come to mind but there must have been a few.

Well I don't like to brag... cool

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Redatom65
Indiana Jones could have made short work of him

Assuning he saw Bruce coming.

grey fox
Originally posted by Hercules
Well I don't like to brag... cool

*PuncHes out Hercules*

NOW GF STANDS ABOVE ALL !!!

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by grey fox
*Punces out Hercules*

NOW GF STANDS ABOVE ALL !!!

*backhands GreyFox through a nearby window*

smokin'

grey fox
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
*backhands GreyFox through a nearby window*

smokin'

Great minds think a like cool

King Kandy
Originally posted by grey fox
I'm pretty sure Lee was the closest that humanity ever got to a 'Peak Human'
...Masterbruce is going to be pissed.

grey fox
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
*backhands GreyFox through a nearby window*

smokin'

*Bullet-Time slow-down , rebounds off of Window frame and boots SC in the nuts*

Hercules
Originally posted by grey fox
*PuncHes out Hercules*

NOW GF STANDS ABOVE ALL !!!





Wow so much testosterone flying about the place.

*brushes himself off*

Is that all you got, verily a new born babe hits harder than thee. smokin'

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by grey fox
*Bullet-Time slow-down , rebounds off of Window frame and boots SC in the nuts*

*quickly adapts to the situations by dulling his sense of touch*

*grabs GF by the throat and leaps out the window with him*

inamilist
Originally posted by grey fox
*Bullet-Time slow-down , rebounds off of Window frame and boots SC in the nuts*

PIS

Hercules
Originally posted by inamilist
PIS

laughing out loud

grey fox
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
*quickly adapts to the situations by dulling his sense of touch*

*grabs GF by the throat and leaps out the window with him*

*Mid-Air rolls , SC takes the brunt of the fall*

Originally posted by inamilist
PIS

*Get's up and throws Inamilist through a wall*

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by inamilist
PIS

*stops time and goes back to grab inamilist*

Originally posted by grey fox
*Get's up and throws Inamilist through a wall*

*judo chop to the neck*

King Kandy
Originally posted by grey fox
*Mid-Air rolls , SC takes the brunt of the fall*



*Get's up and throws Inamilist through a wall*
...Wouldn't Inamilist still be in the building?

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by King Kandy
...Wouldn't Inamilist still be in the building?

*slags KK with a phaser*

*grinds the phaser to dust*

inamilist
Originally posted by grey fox

*Get's up and throws Inamilist through a wall*

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
*stops time and goes back to grab inamilist*



*judo chop to the neck*

confused

I think I just got curbstompped....

grey fox
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
*judo chop to the neck*
*Dies*

*Re-spawn outside of Hospital*

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by inamilist
confused

I think I just got curbstompped....

laughing

*pats inimalist on the back*

You did good kid.

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by grey fox
*Re-spawn outside of Hospital*

*teleporation jutsu to the position behind GF*

*draws a knife*

grey fox
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
*teleporation jutsu to the position behind GF*

*draws a knife*

*Slaps Knife out of hand*

Don't disrespect my fun time concern !

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by grey fox

Don't disrespect my fun time concern !

huh

*takes a step back to get a better position*

*charges energy beam attack*

Badabing
William Shatner yells "KAAAHN" and wtfpwnz everybody at once.

All hail King William The Shatner!
http://www.game-addicts.com/wp-content/Shatner.JPG

Symmetric Chaos
Aww nuts we all just lost to Shatner

Hercules
In the end, everyone loses to Shatner, its in his contract...

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Hercules
In the end, everyone loses to Shatner, its in his contract...

laughing out loud

Bouboumaster
Clears it, and after, he's gona beat the crap of LT.


... He beats Segal, and Jackson. Maybe the Pun, when he was younger. That's it.

bigbran
Originally posted by grey fox
Wheres Tony Jaa or Colin Chou ?
Caillou?

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/8072/cailloucookingqc6.gif

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