I have ants in my pants!
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Röland
herbdance And they make me want to dance herbdance
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Ana P
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Vinny Valentine
I got an ant farm. Them ****ers didn't grow shit. I said, "C'mon, what about some celery?
Röland
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I got an ant farm. Them ****ers didn't grow shit. I said, "C'mon, what about some celery?
I got a Sea People thing once and the little shrimp or whatever they are didn't hatch from the eggs.
Röland
Originally posted by Black Dalek
I suggest you feed your Sea People your sperms haermm
I suggest you have a nice cup of shut the f*ck up. haermm
Besides, I already tried to feed them my sperm.
Originally posted by Naz
oh Did they bite you?
The ants, my sperm, the sea people or possibly Vinny's ants? ermm
Jack of Light
Sea... monkeys?
Itzak
Roland's gettin' laid by ants. haermm I saw the way that ant came onto you. 313
Röland
Originally posted by Jack of Light
Sea... monkeys?
Yeah those stupid things, they give you the little aquarium, the eggs, the sand and some other crap. It tells you to put them in the water with the special stuff and they will hatch, but they never did.
Originally posted by Black Dalek
Does that taste good haermm
Did they turn into mermaid mutants?
Of course it tastes good.
No, they didn't turn into anything, I was promised they would turn into mermaids.
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
All of the above? ermm
Maybe. ermm
Originally posted by Itzak
Roland's gettin' laid by ants. haermm I saw the way that ant came onto you. 313
There were a bunch, they gang-raped me.
Röland
Originally posted by Black Dalek
Then..one cup of shut the **** up plz haermm
Better get refunds and buy Sea Monkeys
*hands a cup of shut the f*ck up* Ok now shut the f*ck up. haermm
I got them when I was like 7 for my birthday from my cousin.

Röland
Originally posted by Jack of Light
I think they hatched for me, but I could barely see them. They were probably corpses that died at birth or something.
I got them from a birthday party when I was 8, so it was pretty cheap.
Aren't they really tiny shrimp?
The one I got was a pretty decent sized plastic aquarium but it had a whole little city thing inside for the "Sea Monkeys" aka shrimp to live in.
Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I thought you had a penis in your pants?oh
I do, it's called a trouser snake, but some ants found there way in there and they make me want to dance.
Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You have ants on your penis?oh
Yup. herbdance
Röland
Originally posted by Itzak
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You can forget about that BJ. herbnone
I just wanted some Chicken-Niggas and Flies. haermm
Röland
Originally posted by Itzak
I don't work at McDonald's anymore. They fired me when I misunderstood a costumers, and gave him a cheese boner instead of a cheese burger. haermm
You suck. haermm
Black Dalek
Originally posted by Kongu Dude
herbnana
You rule herbdance
Kongu Dude
Originally posted by Black Dalek
You rule herbdance
Why thank you. herbdance
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