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I got an ant farm. Them ****ers didn't grow shit. I said, "C'mon, what about some celery?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I got an ant farm. Them ****ers didn't grow shit. I said, "C'mon, what about some celery?

I got a Sea People thing once and the little shrimp or whatever they are didn't hatch from the eggs.

oh Did they bite you?

Originally posted by Black Dalek
I suggest you feed your Sea People your sperms haermm

I suggest you have a nice cup of shut the f*ck up. haermm

Besides, I already tried to feed them my sperm.

Originally posted by Naz
oh Did they bite you?

The ants, my sperm, the sea people or possibly Vinny's ants? ermm

Sea... monkeys?

Roland's gettin' laid by ants. haermm I saw the way that ant came onto you. 313

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Originally posted by Jack of Light
Sea... monkeys?

Yeah those stupid things, they give you the little aquarium, the eggs, the sand and some other crap. It tells you to put them in the water with the special stuff and they will hatch, but they never did.

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Does that taste good haermm





Did they turn into mermaid mutants?

Of course it tastes good.

No, they didn't turn into anything, I was promised they would turn into mermaids.

Originally posted by Naz
All of the above? ermm

Maybe. ermm

Originally posted by Itzak
Roland's gettin' laid by ants. haermm I saw the way that ant came onto you. 313

There were a bunch, they gang-raped me.

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Then..one cup of shut the **** up plz haermm



Better get refunds and buy Sea Monkeys

*hands a cup of shut the f*ck up* Ok now shut the f*ck up. haermm

I got them when I was like 7 for my birthday from my cousin.

Originally posted by Jack of Light
I think they hatched for me, but I could barely see them. They were probably corpses that died at birth or something.

I got them from a birthday party when I was 8, so it was pretty cheap.

Aren't they really tiny shrimp?

The one I got was a pretty decent sized plastic aquarium but it had a whole little city thing inside for the "Sea Monkeys" aka shrimp to live in.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I thought you had a penis in your pants?oh

I do, it's called a trouser snake, but some ants found there way in there and they make me want to dance.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You have ants on your penis?oh

Yup. herbdance

Originally posted by Itzak
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You can forget about that BJ. herbnone

I just wanted some Chicken-Niggas and Flies. haermm

Originally posted by Itzak
I don't work at McDonald's anymore. They fired me when I misunderstood a costumers, and gave him a cheese boner instead of a cheese burger. haermm

You suck. haermm

herbnana

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
herbnana

You rule herbdance

Originally posted by Black Dalek
You rule herbdance
Why thank you. herbdance