Calvin Vs. Dennis(the menace)

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Who wins?

Calvin Vs. Dennis(the menace)

Allright, semi-joke thread. Quite possibly the two most beloved little troublemakers in comic-strip history. Each is given a slingshot. Who wins?

Hobbes isa tiger, he eats them!

WOOHOO!

Calvin. Hobbes won't eat him. 😛 Plus, Calvin is way more evil than Dennis.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Calvin. Hobbes won't eat him. 😛 Plus, Calvin is way more evil than Dennis.

Dennis is a classic. Calvin should win

A. American Dennis is a perverted sleaze-strip written by loli fans, want proof ?

October 27, 2004: The comic seen here is today's "Dennis The Menace" as it appeared in newspapers everywhere. I promise you that I did not alter it in any way. Correct me if I'm wrong, but it certainly looks to me as if Margaret is not wearing any panties underneath her ultra-short skirt, thus providing impressionable little Dennis with a full view of her "goodies." For shame, young lady! You should know better than to pull a sleazy stunt like that. And good for you, Dennis, for averting your gaze.

Follow-up (February 28, 2005): Hey, Margaret, don't act so shocked. Apparently, Dennis liked what he saw - or at least was curious about it - to make another inspection. And he brought his little pal Joey along, as well. ("Joey, you'll never believe what I saw today. You don't believe me? Then let's go over to Margaret's house and I'll prove it to you."😉 I like his lame excuse, though. He says that he's looking for a glass of water. Like he couldn't have gotten something to drink in the kitchen. Oh, puh-lease!

B. British Dennis would curbstomp this annoying little bastard into a bloody pile of organs , broken bones and a shelf-load of pain !

I also think Calvin would win, but you have to admit, Dennis is more skilled with a slingshot.

Originally posted by grey fox
A. American Dennis is a perverted sleaze-strip written by loli fans, want proof ?

B. British Dennis would curbstomp this annoying little bastard into a bloody pile of organs , broken bones and a shelf-load of pain !

anyeone else notice Dennis The menace went from a rascal to a christian. 😆

CALVIN RULES!!! - no debate there!

But, though he can call down the firepower of spaceman spiff and sic his man-eating tiger partner while he morphs into a T-Rex...

...it may all glance off Dennis' personal force field of obliviousness. 😄

Originally posted by grey fox
A. American Dennis is a perverted sleaze-strip written by loli fans, want proof ?

B. British Dennis would curbstomp this annoying little bastard into a bloody pile of organs , broken bones and a shelf-load of pain !

I was about to post that (not the pictures though) until I saw you had already done it.

British Dennis would pwn Calvin and this blonde haired pretender and if Hobbes tried to step in Gnasher would make mincemeat of him!

cursed brits always out to ruin my fun....... 🙁