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a slightly unusual concept, inspired by the Hulk-"Galactus" thread.
basically you've got to think up ways for The Tick, to beat the following superheroes/villains:

1) Dr. Strange
2) Superman
3) "Classic Juggernaut"
4) Flash
5) Darksied
6) Mr. Fantastic
7) Batman with prep!
8) Wolverine!

each scenario has to be plausible to the extent that you can't start off with a character having suddenly lost all their powers... you may however, cripple them in whatever other fashion you wish

(The Flash is unwell, he's suffering from dizzy spells, so can't move too fast 'cos he keeps bumping into/falling over things before he even accelerates fully or Juggernaut's drunk and doesn't know which way he's going - or he's been transmogrified by the Silversurfer so that half his body is facing backwards, causing Cyttorak's magic to fight against itself... etc etc etc)


Remember, The Tick MUST emerge victorious!

Strange is horribly drunk has had every bone is his body broken as well as a muscle relaxant to prevent him from speaking properly.

You actually did it, I just spat my orange juice all over my screen!

Superman, was washing his face and the soap gave off a green glow, suddenly he realised that Brainac had switched his normal soap with Kryptonite infused soap.

And now he had massaged it into his skin, he staggers out of the house and into an oncoming bus.

He is now has multiple fractures and broken bones and is being slowly poisoned by Kryptonite.

Cyttorak falls on Cain

more, come on!

Darksied Omega effect back fires at him.

Flash is challenged to a foot race by the runner, on the word go Flash blasts off at light speed.

Unknown to Wally, Galactus owned Runner a favour and as Flash reaches the speed of light, casually, paints a tunnel over a brick wall, ala Road runner.

BAM! Flash hits the wall at light speed, reducing his bones to jelly, Flash is now nothing more than a red and yellow glob of skin and blood.

Flash is struck on the head as he enters the arena and forgets about the SpeedForce.

He procedes to BFR himself in .0355 seonds.

Reed buries himself in his work . . . literally.

Unfortunately the work is on liquid nitrogen.

Batman was thinking too much a his brain explodes..POP!

Wolverine gets lupus.

For those that don't get the joke http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupus_erythematosus

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Flash is struck on the head as he enters the arena and forgets about the SpeedForce.

He procedes to BFR himself in .0355 seonds.
ooh, that's skirting it pretty close there!
forgetting one's powers is technically not the same thing as losing them I suppose but...

still funny though.
could possibly be a scenario in which Dare Devil + brick > The Flash

1) Dr. Strange. Dr. Strange was asleep, having just saved the world from the infinity gauntlet.
2) Superman... while asleep was taken back to krypton... in a vessel that radiated red sunlight... and then dropped off on krypton where he finds the tick.
3) "Classic Juggernaut". Onslaught has just ripped the cytorrak gem out of cains body... its ticks turn!
4) Flash.. Flash is asleep and is beaten in his sleep
5) Darksied... um... nope.
6) Mr. Fantastic... has just seen the avenging son and his wife in bed!. mr. fantastic is so bummed he already killed himself.
7) Batman with prep! The universe collapsed in on itself.
8) Wolverine! All retarded writers were told to leave the room.

Originally posted by Hercules
Flash is challenged to a foot race by the runner, on the word go Flash blasts off at light speed.

Unknown to Wally, Galactus owned Runner a favour and as Flash reaches the speed of light, casually, paints a tunnel over a brick wall, ala Road runner.

BAM! Flash hits the wall at light speed, reducing his bones to jelly, Flash is now nothing more than a red and yellow glob of skin and blood.
no outside interference!

The Tick must win on account of factors unrelated to any third party!

Originally posted by janus77
ooh, that's skirting it pretty close there!
forgetting one's powers is technically not the same thing as losing them I suppose but...

Fine

The impact causes severe anterograde amnesia then.

Originally posted by janus77
no outside interference!

The Tick must win on account of factors unrelated to any third party!

Boooo!!

Ok then, Flash is out for his morning run but his shoe lace is untied, he trips over at light speed and breaks both his legs, as in broke them both off.

Dr. Strange was eating and bit his tounge off.

OK now we start with any comic character right?

Originally posted by rotiart
1) Dr. Strange. Dr. Strange was asleep, having just saved the world from the infinity gauntlet.
2) Superman... while asleep was taken back to krypton... in a vessel that radiated red sunlight... and then dropped off on krypton where he finds the tick.
3) "Classic Juggernaut". Onslaught has just ripped the cytorrak gem out of cains body... its ticks turn!
4) Flash.. Flash is asleep and is beaten in his sleep
5) Darksied... um... nope.
6) Mr. Fantastic... has just seen the avenging son and his wife in bed!. mr. fantastic is so bummed he already killed himself.

>> 7) Batman with prep! The universe collapsed in on itself.<<

8) Wolverine! All retarded writers were told to leave the room.
:LMAO:

thought it'd be more difficult to think of a way for Batman with prep, to lose than for Darksied to lose (see the OE going wonky and hitting DS instead).

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
OK now we start with any comic character right?
as long as it's funny.

















and doesn't include The Silver Surfer or Dr. Doom

Originally posted by endrict
Dr. Strange was eating and bit his tounge off.
that's got to be the best one so far!

hmm, has any comic character attempted to cut/rip out Dr. Strange's tongue?

The Silver Surfer and a pair of scissors!!!

Darkseid wakes up in the morning, finds Doomsday next to him and his pants on the ceiling. He then proceeds to Omega beam himself and gouge out his eyeknobs. At this moment, Tick walks in, and seeing the utter wrongness of the image before him, calls upon the source to rid the universe of this evil image. The source answers, and transfer the astro force to tick so he can fulfill Orion's prophecy. He also gets Superman's protection from the OE.

So, how did I do?

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Darkseid wakes up in the morning, finds Doomsday next to him and his pants on the ceiling. He then proceeds to Omega beam himself and gouge out his eyeknobs. At this moment, Tick walks in, and seeing the utter wrongness of the image before him, calls upon the source to rid the universe of this evil image. The source answers, and transfer the astro force to tick so he can fulfill Orion's prophecy. He also gets Superman's protection from the OE.

So, how did I do?

Good (but nothing compared to my ingenious "Wolvie gets Lupus" idea)

She-Hulk, She-Hulk, She-Hulk...
still trying to wipe the DS/DD bed scene from my mind...
I would think The Tick would die of shock on the spot.

Originally posted by janus77
still trying to wipe the DS/DD bed scene from my mind...

droolio I'm not . . .

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Good (but nothing compared to my ingenious "Wolvie gets Lupus" idea)
Lupus means rabid right?

I got one!
The Tick shows Batman a tape of Aunt May's Milf video!

Originally posted by janus77
Lupus means rabid right?


Its an autoimmune disease.

Basicly it would turn Wolvie's body against him so either the rogue cells kill him or his HF kills him.

ah, that's definitely macabre!
like it a lot.

imagine if Wolverine had only sporadic control over the contraction and extension of his claws and was then fed a laxative!

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
droolio I'm not . . .



You plunge new depths, you know that don't you...

Originally posted by Hercules


You plunge new depths, you know that don't you...

Meh . . .

I wonder if those GMILF tapes that Janus mentioned were in that room too.

Originally posted by Hercules


You plunge new depths, you know that don't you...
http://www.theartistschoice.org/scans/tsmith/thumbs/CS%20She%20Hulk.jpg
something to take your mind off it

Originally posted by janus77
http://www.theartistschoice.org/scans/tsmith/thumbs/CS%20She%20Hulk.jpg
something to take your mind off it

dunno why, but her physique reminds me of something I downloaded once ...

Originally posted by janus77
dunno why, but her physique reminds me of something I downloaded once ...

Skrull Porn?

Originally posted by Hercules
Skrull Porn?

crylaugh

nah, was thinking of Wifey ... nah, dunno what I was thinking of

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Good (but nothing compared to my ingenious "Wolvie gets Lupus" idea)

Bah mine was better, Stephen with how careful he is, did something so clumbsy by biting his tounge off...now hes FUBAR for life.

Originally posted by Hercules
Skrull Porn?

hysterical BEST POST OF THE DAY!

Originally posted by Hercules
Flash is challenged to a foot race by the runner, on the word go Flash blasts off at light speed.

Unknown to Wally, Galactus owned Runner a favour and as Flash reaches the speed of light, casually, paints a tunnel over a brick wall, ala Road runner.

BAM! Flash hits the wall at light speed, reducing his bones to jelly, Flash is now nothing more than a red and yellow glob of skin and blood. Why wouldn't he just walk through the wall like he always does?

Originally posted by Juntai
Why wouldn't he just walk through the wall like he always does?

The paint was made by Galactus and is at least Skyfather level.

Originally posted by Juntai
Why wouldn't he just walk through the wall like he always does?

Cause Galactus put it there, its special...

EDIT: Damn, Sym beat me to it, damn highspeed connections *grumble* *mutter*