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People on KMC, at least the active/established and well known members, have cemented a certain.....ah......reptutation, if you will, during their tenure here because of their personality and attitude.


I, myself, have a reputation for being demented and somewhat of a lover of alcohol. Alcoholic, you say? Never. I dont attend the meetings. Therefore, I am a drunk.


Let it be known from here on out that Matt a.k.a. Impediment is KMC's Resident Drunk.


Title yourself here. Think carefully, though. If you so choose to use a title, use "KMC's Resident ------" as the header.


Titles, however, can be challenged by other members. If someone wishes to challenge you for your title, then a general vote will be put into effect, for members of KMC, to deem which member is truly worthy of such title.


(BTW, I'm not trying to start another moronic slew of trend/fad threads with this. I'm just drunk.)

Black Dalek: KING OF n00bs

I can't think of anything for me.

Originally posted by Impediment
People on KMC, at least the active and well known members, have cemented a certain.....ah......reptutation, if you will, during their tenure here because of their personality and attitude.


I, myself, have a reputation for being demented and somewhat of a lover of alcohol. Alcoholic, you say? Never. I dont attend the meetings. Therefore, I am a drunk.


Let it be known from here on out that Matt a.k.a. Impediment is KMC's Resident Drunk.


Title yourself here. Think carefully, though. If you so choose to use a title, use "KMC's Resident ------" as the header.


Titles, however, can be challenged by other members. If someone wishes to challenge you for your title, then a general vote will be put into effect for members of KMC to deem which member is truly worthy of such title by.


(BTW, I'm not trying to start another moronic slew of trend/fad threads with this. I'm just drunk.)

Why are you KMC's Resident Drunk? For all you know, I drink more than you. I probably do.

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Why are you KMC's Resident Drunk? For all you know, I drink more than you. I probably do.


You dont know me that well. You're also a relatively new member.


Also, I mentioned that ESTABLISHED members of KMC have cemented reps.

Originally posted by Impediment
People on KMC, at least the active and well known members, have cemented a certain.....ah......reptutation, if you will, during their tenure here because of their personality and attitude.


I, myself, have a reputation for being demented and somewhat of a lover of alcohol. Alcoholic, you say? Never. I dont attend the meetings. Therefore, I am a drunk.


Let it be known from here on out that Matt a.k.a. Impediment is KMC's Resident Drunk.


Title yourself here. Think carefully, though. If you so choose to use a title, use "KMC's Resident ------" as the header.


Titles, however, can be challenged by other members. If someone wishes to challenge you for your title, then a general vote will be put into effect for members of KMC to deem which member is truly worthy of such title by.


(BTW, I'm not trying to start another moronic slew of trend/fad threads with this. I'm just drunk.)

Guy222. I don't take myself seriously. Respect is given and earned. Guy222

Originally posted by Puzzle
I can't think of anything for me.

Think harder.



*goes to get another beer.*

KMC's Resident Sweetheart Horndog

srug

headbang

Originally posted by Impediment
headbang

I guess that works...

Originally posted by Impediment
You dont know me that well. You're also a relatively new member.

I'm loving the non sequitur there.

I'm new, so this means you drink more. It's irrelevant, so try again.

I got me a cup of Southern Comfort on the rocks in front of me. The cup I'm using is the limited edition Bacardi glasses you get with the liquor.

Please. I'm a damn alcoholic.




So? This does not mean I don't drink more. It's not fair you get to be the resident drunk.

It's your perogative, sir.


It's not meant to be serious, of course. Just a title that describes you best, is all.

I don't think I'm the resident anything. The closest thing I would say for a title would be Australian but then I don't particular take to that well and there are other Australian members who are more deserving of the title, so meh.

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
I'm loving the non sequitur there.

I'm new, so this means you drink more. It's irrelevant, so try again.

I got me a cup of Southern Comfort on the rocks in front of me. The cup I'm using is the limited edition Bacardi glasses you get with the liquor.

Please. I'm a damn alcoholic.




So? This does not mean I don't drink more. It's not fair you get to be the resident drunk.


More power to you, sir. No hate intended.

I have the proverbial upper hand, because people here can, at least, validate my claims from my history here.

Challenge me. naughty

Originally posted by Impediment
More power to you, sir. No hate intended.

I have the proverbial upper hand, because people here can, at least, validate my claims from my history here.

Challenge me. naughty

Naturally, seniority leads to an upper hand in some circumstantial scenarios, but the fact is I drink excessive amounts of alcohol. I get drunk once in a while and I often drink at least five to six times a day.

With that statement, you should be the Resident Alcoholic.

i thought there was a reason for the text under the name, but i guess i was wrong.

Originally posted by Impediment
With that statement, you should be the Resident Alcoholic.

I don't want to be the alcoholic or the drunk, but it's a possibility. I was just straining your credibility for fun.

But I do drink that much a day. It's actually not good.

I should be the resident ...

Well, one of the following:

- Poker player
- Alcoholic
- Mouthpiece
- Bastard
- Optimist
- Rebel
- Chicken Straw Hat

Originally posted by Impediment
People on KMC, at least the active/established and well known members, have cemented a certain.....ah......reptutation, if you will, during their tenure here because of their personality and attitude.


I, myself, have a reputation for being demented and somewhat of a lover of alcohol. Alcoholic, you say? Never. I dont attend the meetings. Therefore, I am a drunk.


Let it be known from here on out that Matt a.k.a. Impediment is KMC's Resident Drunk.


Title yourself here. Think carefully, though. If you so choose to use a title, use "KMC's Resident ------" as the header.


Titles, however, can be challenged by other members. If someone wishes to challenge you for your title, then a general vote will be put into effect, for members of KMC, to deem which member is truly worthy of such title.


(BTW, I'm not trying to start another moronic slew of trend/fad threads with this. I'm just drunk.)

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/2199/kbeer0001qj7.jpg

313

Originally posted by BakaXero
i thought there was a reason for the text under the name, but i guess i was wrong.

Nah, it's him that's wrong, people from Sydney are always right. 131

Originally posted by Kram3r
I don't think I'm the resident anything. The closest thing I would say for a title would be Australian but then I don't particular take to that well and there are other Australian members who are more deserving of the title, so meh.

Resident Movie Maker

Originally posted by Puzzle
Resident Movie Maker

How would TH and Dustin feel about that?

Originally posted by Kram3r
How would TH and Dustin feel about that?

Resident Australian Movie Maker shrug

The Resident President.

Nah, I just wanted to rhyme there. Erm...I got it.

The Resident Human Stampede, for obvious and agreeable reason, very much.

Just like Vash, but infinitely more valuable than $60,000,000,000.

In fact; The Resident Infinity Billion Dollars Man.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri


The Resident Human Stampede, for obvious and agreeable reason, very much.



disgust

KMC's Resident Usually Submissive "No Point" Guy

:Lol:

I Got Nothing.

kmc resident durfist

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I Got Nothing. whadda yah mean you got nothing?

Originally posted by Impediment

Let it be known from here on out that **** a.k.a. AOR is KMC's Arbiter.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
whadda yah mean you got nothing?

Too early in the morning to have something.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Too early in the morning to have something. ... true.
well im sure a guy like you will come u with something good.

Lord Coal: KMC's resident pompous, eccentric, British pedant.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I Got Nothing.

KMC'S RESIDENT RESIDENT

Lana = Official KMC Bunny and Minx

KMC'S RESIDENT PENGUIN

or

KMC'S RESIDENT APTENODYTES

or

KMC'S RESIDENT HERBONIAN

Originally posted by Bloigen
KMC'S RESIDENT PENGUIN

or


Gay



Gay



Gay

What are we doing here, now?

Pittman: KMC resident old fart. old pitt_victory

Originally posted by Lana
Lana = Official KMC Bunny and Minx

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What are we doing here, now? You see, we are an elite of the KMC population where we can come pu with something funny and make others laugh.

Example:

Poop..


See what i mean?


no?


*pokes eyeballs*


HOW ABOUT NOW, *****!??!!

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
You see, we are an elite of the KMC population where we can come pu with something funny and make others laugh.

Example:

Poop..


See what i mean?


no?


*pokes eyeballs*


HOW ABOUT NOW, *****!??!!

I...want to understand what you're saying. But I'm not.

Pooping and poking your eyeballs is both reprehensible and juvenile. Grow up Alex. This behaviour is getting old.





I have thusly reported you to the proper KMC authorities with the hopes that they will poop on you and poke you in the eye.

What about pooping in the eyeball

Originally posted by ThePittman
What about pooping in the eyeball

Even better. yes

And while we're at it, kick Alex in the package, as hard as you can.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Gay



Gay



Gay

KMC'S RESIDENT HERBONIAN's gay wasn't bolded, guess that's my title then.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I...want to understand what you're saying. But I'm not.

Pooping and poking your eyeballs is both reprehensible and juvenile. Grow up Alex. This behaviour is getting old.





I have thusly reported you to the proper KMC authorities with the hopes that they will poop on you and poke you in the eye.

You silly child. You see what you have done, don't you? You have said what I have said was Juvenile, then you have

etc.


Damn, i'm lazy.

Originally posted by Bloigen
KMC'S RESIDENT HERBONIAN's gay wasn't bolded, guess that's my title then. you have decoded my special message Are you going to the gay pride parade?

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
You silly child. You see what you have done, don't you? You have said what I have said was Juvenile, then you have

etc.


Damn, i'm lazy.





Alex?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~




Alex?
I remember the good old days in which i was funny.

Holy shit. A crow outside my window cawed and scared the shit out of me.

Anywho. What was I saying.

Oh yeah.


buttsecks?

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
you have decoded my special message Are you going to the gay pride parade?

I can't be bothered bolding specific parts of my reply.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I remember the good old days in which i was funny.

Holy shit. A crow outside my window cawed and scared the shit out of me.

Anywho. What was I saying.

Oh yeah.


buttsecks?

I remember tho--

buttsecks?


Mmmmmmmkay!

Originally posted by Bloigen
I can't be bothered bolding specific parts of my reply.

You got a purdy mouth.

Spoon ? hum

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I remember tho--

buttsecks?


Mmmmmmmkay! Even better than buttsecks


LAGNAF?

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Even better than buttsecks


LAGNAF?

Alex....you charmer....you know the way to a Moose's heart is through LAGNAF? moose3

I'm old, I don't get it

Originally posted by ThePittman
Pittman: KMC resident old fart. old pitt_victory

I think guy222 could challege you for that title

Originally posted by ThePittman
I'm old, I don't get it

It's an acronym. I forget who invented it....Kerry? Irene? Milla? Whatever, you need your Little Oral Alex decoder ring to find out the answer.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Alex....you charmer....you know the way to a Moose's heart is through LAGNAF? moose3 That, and a good read from the bible naughty

Title:

KMC's King of Nothing

KMC's resident evil

KMC's resident follower

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
That, and a good read from the bible naughty

Yes yes....nothing gets my blood pumping like a good scripture reading. droolio

Originally posted by Impediment
People on KMC, at least the active/established and well known members, have cemented a certain.....ah......reptutation, if you will, during their tenure here because of their personality and attitude.


I, myself, have a reputation for being demented and somewhat of a lover of alcohol. Alcoholic, you say? Never. I dont attend the meetings. Therefore, I am a drunk.


Let it be known from here on out that Matt a.k.a. Impediment is KMC's Resident Drunk.


Title yourself here. Think carefully, though. If you so choose to use a title, use "KMC's Resident ------" as the header.


Titles, however, can be challenged by other members. If someone wishes to challenge you for your title, then a general vote will be put into effect, for members of KMC, to deem which member is truly worthy of such title.


(BTW, I'm not trying to start another moronic slew of trend/fad threads with this. I'm just drunk.) The Big Daddy C-Master

What else needs to be said?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes yes....nothing gets my blood pumping like a good scripture reading. droolio

herblolz

Originally posted by ThePittman
Pittman: KMC resident old fart. old pitt_victory


What about KMC Resident Senior Citizen?

KMC's Resident Drunkermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes yes....nothing gets my blood pumping like a good scripture reading. droolio

I'd like to read from Erectus 11:15 droolio

LF & Imp-------------> drunk

Originally posted by Impediment
LF & Imp-------------> drunk

Am I the cute one?ermm

You the one with ovaries. naughty

Originally posted by Impediment
You the one with ovaries. naughty

They one on her back?eyes

Originally posted by Soleran
On an internet forum they are though!


No, they aren't.

I'm the Mouthpiece, friends.

KMC's Resident Soul Man swank

I use Crusader Against Stupidity occasionally as well

I can't think of one hmm

shrug

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
I can't think of one hmm
ermm same here

KMC's Man-Dude-Guy flex

KMC's shoulder to cry on.
turned

KMC's Bringer of Raspberries.

Originally posted by DarkC
KMC's Bringer of Raspberries.


baby!

Originally posted by Ambience
baby!

Heya, baby girl. hug

Originally posted by DarkC
Heya, baby girl. hug


I missed you so much
hug

Originally posted by Ambience
I missed you so much
hug
I missed you too! kisses

It's been what, four whole hours?

Originally posted by DarkC
I missed you too! kisses

It's been what, four whole hours?

I'm a junkie.
=[

Can't get enouh of you darling.

Originally posted by Ambience
I'm a junkie.
=
'Junkie', eh. tongue12


The feeling is mutual, sweetie! glomp

Originally posted by DarkC
'Junkie', eh. tongue12


The feeling is mutual, sweetie! glomp

Yea.
I don't know where I can get help!
cry

When you were one I baked macaroons and my moms pissed because were flying out tomorrow.

Originally posted by Ambience
Yea.
I don't know where I can get help!
cry

When you were one I baked macaroons and my moms pissed because were flying out tomorrow.

I don't mind, I'm probably more of it than you are. Even though I forgot what a Junkie is.


*naughty giggling*
Oh wait, was that supposed to be the expected reaction?
I haven't had macaroons in a tidy while now.

Phone if you can, I'm available 4-5PM local time.

Originally posted by DarkC
I don't mind, I'm probably more of it than you are. Even though I forgot what a Junkie is.


*naughty giggling*
Oh wait, was that supposed to be the expected reaction?
I haven't had macaroons in a tidy while now.

Phone if you can, I'm available 4-5PM local time.

I shall, my lord.

Wait, do you want me to phone now?
Or later o_O

Originally posted by Ambience
I shall, my lord.

Only you can make a simple statement like that naughtyish.

Originally posted by DarkC
Only you can make a simple statement like that naughtyish.

You haven't seen nothing yet babe.

Originally posted by Ambience
You haven't seen nothing yet babe.

Three months and I've only touched the surface?

Originally posted by DarkC
Three months and I've only touched the surface?

There is much more awaiting you.

Originally posted by Ambience
There is much more awaiting you.

I suppose I will find out in a little over four days. Or will I?

Originally posted by DarkC
I suppose I will find out in a little over four days. Or will I?

I'm full of mysteries.
I'll let you sweat this over this one.
Hope you don't mind.

Originally posted by Ambience
I'm full of mysteries.
I'll let you sweat this over this one.
Hope you don't mind.

Of course not....I love surprises, m'love.

I already warned you I was a bit of a tease though.
But anyways.


Most surprises do tend to be pleasent.

Originally posted by Ambience
I already warned you I was a bit of a tease though.
But anyways.


Most surprises do tend to be pleasent.
Oh, I know by now, baby girl. I know.

Originally posted by DarkC
Oh, I know by now, baby girl. I know.

I must go for now, my love.
but we shall talk more in the morning.

Originally posted by Ambience
I must go for now, my love.
but we shall talk more in the morning.
Sleep well! hug I'll miss you loads.




Sweet dreams.

Originally posted by Impediment
People on KMC, at least the active/established and well known members, have cemented a certain.....ah......reptutation, if you will, during their tenure here because of their personality and attitude.


I, myself, have a reputation for being demented and somewhat of a lover of alcohol. Alcoholic, you say? Never. I dont attend the meetings. Therefore, I am a drunk.


Let it be known from here on out that Matt a.k.a. Impediment is KMC's Resident Drunk.


Title yourself here. Think carefully, though. If you so choose to use a title, use "KMC's Resident ------" as the header.


Titles, however, can be challenged by other members. If someone wishes to challenge you for your title, then a general vote will be put into effect, for members of KMC, to deem which member is truly worthy of such title.


(BTW, I'm not trying to start another moronic slew of trend/fad threads with this. I'm just drunk.)

Well, come to think of it, I was dubbed KMC's resident goat by ConfusedExBabe about two or three years ago, so if I may:

Let it be known throughout KMC that I Scythe, am now and always have been, KMC's Resident Goat!

Originally posted by Scythe
Let it be known throughout KMC that I Scythe, am now and always have been, KMC's Resident Goat!

Forever and ever! =D

KMC's resident xyz

KMC's Resident Lotus

Originally posted by Ambience
Forever and ever! =D

You know it.

I'm drunk right now...............



And I have three more 24 oz. Bud Lights in the fridge.

Vinny Valentine ze Birthday boy.

KMC Resident Beastie Boy.......yeah, thats all i can think of now.

Kram3r is the Resident Mustache.

I am the Resident Shitposter? Does anyone want to second that?

Second, that,?

,

13

newoot

I think I will go by as ADarksidejedi KMC Sith Lord

Immortal prime overgod sovereign of everything Astner.

It got a nice cling to it. I'd like you to refer to me by this title henceforth.

I'll just call you http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=552970

and yes i will say that out loud

Originally posted by Barker
I'll just call you http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=552970

and yes i will say that out loud
That will work just as well.