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The country of France is your rightful ruler and master Americans.

http://outreach.web.cern.ch/outreach/public/maps/france.jpg

That's right, you heard it from this neo-Francophile first.

Call it an epiphany I stumbled upon between FOX News highlights of the official Congressional cafeteria renaming of French Fries to Freedom and the WMD League sports recap (If you missed it, the US edged Iraq 100,000-100 in the warm-up before next week's Nuclear Bowl against North Korea--It was a barnburner! Literally!).

Anyway, all this French/Freedom bashing of concepts, ideas, people, and foods French got me a-thinkin' . . . maybe your Frenchate(c) is really just a manifestation of your deep-seeded, unresolved feelings of inferiority to the incomparable culture, intelligence, and that je n'sais quoi that is France!

http://www.nd.edu/~hholloch/france.jpg

Now stay with me for a minute. I know readin' isn't an American forte--I prepared these visual examples that ought to make things a lot clearer:

Would the best anthem please sing me a ditty? Take a seat, Mr. Star-Spangled.

http://ingeb.org/songs/allonsen.mid

Would the flag please flutter a-titter? Get limp, Stars and Stripes!

http://www.grantham.karoo.net/andrew/pictures/rail/flag_france.gif

Would the best emperor ever please stand up? Not so fast, Bush II.

http://mexplaza.udg.mx/wm/paint/auth/ingres/napoleon-throne.jpg
Would the best Star Trek captain please make it so? Priceline on line #1, Tiberius.

http://people.freebsd.org/~nik/mike/original-picard.jpg

Now some of you will come in here bantering about statistics such as GNP (actually on KMC this is unlikely), and win-loss records in World Wars, but as a pre-emptive rebuttal, I say an emphatic, full-throated French NON!

France is about love, culture, beautiful women, direct, unfriendly men, small, pale children, Serena hating, World War losing, and cheap, delicious wine. If you don't understand that, you don't understand life.

VIVE LA FRANCE! DISCUSS

Oh, and Alizee is French!!

http://static.flickr.com/43/95120140_ab440fef00.jpg?v=0

Shut up frenchy. Germany should rule France.

Originally posted by KidRock
Shut up frenchy. Germany should rule France.

If the French had been listened to, how many less dead Americans would we have had over the last few years!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/sd/b/b9/Alizee.jpg

France has Alizee

and in the US

http://bestweekever.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/britney_spears.jpg

Britney

France can't even rule itself! They lose EVERY war! The US sh*ts all over France



EDIT: And Kirk > Piccard.

Originally posted by Blaxican


France can't even rule itself! They lose EVERY war! The US sh*ts all over France



EDIT: And Kirk > Piccard.

But you have no culture and are very fat (usually)

And you have no Military.

Originally posted by Blaxican
And you have no Military.

I'm not French

Okay. The French have no Military.

Originally posted by Blaxican
Okay. The French have no Military.

They also don't have many troops dying in a "friendly" nation they are "helping". They are wise compared to George Bush.

And if World War III broke out right now, they would need help of said Bush.

Originally posted by Blaxican
And if World War III broke out right now, they would need help of said Bush.

They have an independent nuclear deterrent.

Which means nothing, in all honesty. If France were to get invaded by a country that also had nuclear weaposn their own would mean virtually nothing.

This is funny, I like it. Yeah France would probably do a good job actually. Get some healthy food into America, get some culture in there too, get some cheap booze in there and America can return the favour by introducing the French to deodrant. Although some American truckers will probably require the same introduction.

Originally posted by Blaxican
Which means nothing, in all honesty. If France were to get invaded by a country that also had nuclear weaposn their own would mean virtually nothing.

No one can easily invade France, they belong to the European community, Nato etc. If World War 3 broke out the US would need Europe as much as Europe needs the US. It's that simple. This thread is not about War though as stated. It's about culture.


Originally posted by chillmeistergen
This is funny, I like it. Yeah France would probably do a good job actually. Get some healthy food into America, get some culture in there too, get some cheap booze in there and America can return the favour by introducing the French to deodrant. Although some American truckers will probably require the same introduction.

Exactly the point.

An american

http://casurf.accela.jp/Fat%20american.JPG

an American family

http://bop.nppa.org/archive/0454/190.jpg

some more Americans

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38157000/jpg/_38157357_fat_us_grab_300.jpg

The American Flag of Culture

http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/~dg00/forDoc/misc24.jpg

hahaha yeah, I'm lovin' the pictorial evidence. Don't worry though I don't need convincing, obesity is as much a part of the American culture as thanksgiving or racism

Originally posted by The Libertine
No one can easily invade France, they belong to the European community, Nato etc.



Exactly. France would get invaded in a few weeks as usual and would then need the help of the rest of the world. Operation Overlord anyone?



Yeah, but the US wouldn't need France... Not too mention that the US can hold its own against any other Nation on the planet.

Le Moving....

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Although some American truckers will probably require the same introduction.

So how many American truckers have you sniffed?

Originally posted by The Libertine
http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/~dg00/forDoc/misc24.jpg

Unfortunately thats not too far from the truth.

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To answer this thread: France doesnt have the might, they would lose badly.

Americans are also very stupid

http://amcop.blogspot.com/WMD's%20Found.jpg

**** France.

**** French people.

**** Que?

http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/international/people_-_cartoons/frenchman.gif

France fails.

Originally posted by Blaxican

Yeah, but the US wouldn't need France... Not too mention that the US can hold its own against any other Nation on the planet.

I don't think the fact that it's a bully nation is anything to be proud of, notice how I used 'to' in that statement and not 'too'. A lot of the U.S is in utter turmoil, the state of poverty in some areas is disgusting. But, the blinkered view of patriotic cretins ignores this, and sees only the power and greed through rose tinted glasses.

Originally posted by The Libertine
Americans are also very stupid

http://amcop.blogspot.com/WMD's%20Found.jpg

What's your nationality?

1. This is really stupid.

2. Shouldn't this be in the GDF?

Remember your country voted for this man

http://grace.evergreen.edu/~dschuler/digital-activism/satires/wanted-george-bush.gif

hey don't assume Bush = the United States

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
1. This is really stupid.

2. Shouldn't this be in the GDF?

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I don't think the fact that it's a bully nation is anything to be proud of, notice how I used 'to' in that statement and not 'too'. A lot of the U.S is in utter turmoil, the state of poverty in some areas is disgusting. But, the blinkered view of patriotic cretins ignores this, and sees only the power and greed through rose tinted glasses.

Every country has poverty.

France trying to rule another country?

Didn't they throw down a white flag in a previous war? Yes, they'd be suited to try to overthrow Africa.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
1. This is really stupid.

2. Shouldn't this be in the GDF?


Well that's where I posted it initially!

Originally posted by Lyna303
hey don't assume Bush = the United States
At the moment he does!

http://www.dreamsleep.net/images/dream-george-bush.jpg

Originally posted by The Libertine
But you have no culture and are very fat (usually) We have plenty of culture.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I don't think the fact that it's a bully nation is anything to be proud of, notice how I used 'to' in that statement and not 'too'. A lot of the U.S is in utter turmoil, the state of poverty in some areas is disgusting. But, the blinkered view of patriotic cretins ignores this, and sees only the power and greed through rose tinted glasses.

Since when did being able to hold your own in a war "being a bully"? If you're talking about the Iraq situation then I agree with you a hundred percent. Bush is a tool, but that doesn't mean the American people are all tools as well.

Originally posted by The Libertine
At the moment he does!

http://www.dreamsleep.net/images/dream-george-bush.jpg
he barely won that first election

Originally posted by Blaxican
Bush is a tool, but that doesn't mean the American people are all tools as well.

The world at large has trouble understanding that.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Every country has poverty.

I know but I'm saying that the U.S are not doing enough to combat poverty, but instead focusing an absolute fortune on weapons etc.
Yes every country does have poverty but it is not expected to the almighty degree that it is in such a ludicrously rich country.

Indeed it does...

It's debatable whether or not Bush was actually elected.

He lost the popular vote, he only won due to Electoral Votes.

Originally posted by Blaxican
Bush is a tool, but that doesn't mean the American people are all tools as well.

Doesn't it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39425000/jpg/_39425440_arnieap300.jpg

you voted for him as well

Originally posted by The Libertine
Well that's where I posted it initially!

Then why not keep it there? shrug

And, just fyi, not all Americans are bad. Theres alot of dumbasses and numb skulls here but there are quite a few good hearted people here.

AND I didnt vote for that asshat.

Originally posted by The Libertine
Doesn't it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39425000/jpg/_39425440_arnieap300.jpg

you voted for him as well

One state voted for him, dumbass.

Culture > Jazz, Apple Pie, Baseball...
Is Arnold really a bad govenor?

Originally posted by Blaxican
He lost the popular vote, he only won due to Electoral Votes.

Your President

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2006/09/06/bush-george-cp-10681535.jpg

Originally posted by The Libertine
The country of France is your rightful ruler and master Americans.

http://outreach.web.cern.ch/outreach/public/maps/france.jpg

That's right, you heard it from this neo-Francophile first.

Call it an epiphany I stumbled upon between FOX News highlights of the official Congressional cafeteria renaming of French Fries to Freedom and the WMD League sports recap (If you missed it, the US edged Iraq 100,000-100 in the warm-up before next week's Nuclear Bowl against North Korea--It was a barnburner! Literally!).

Anyway, all this French/Freedom bashing of concepts, ideas, people, and foods French got me a-thinkin' . . . maybe your Frenchate(c) is really just a manifestation of your deep-seeded, unresolved feelings of inferiority to the incomparable culture, intelligence, and that je n'sais quoi that is France!

http://www.nd.edu/~hholloch/france.jpg

Now stay with me for a minute. I know readin' isn't an American forte--I prepared these visual examples that ought to make things a lot clearer:

Would the best anthem please sing me a ditty? Take a seat, Mr. Star-Spangled.

http://ingeb.org/songs/allonsen.mid

Would the flag please flutter a-titter? Get limp, Stars and Stripes!

http://www.grantham.karoo.net/andrew/pictures/rail/flag_france.gif

Would the best emperor ever please stand up? Not so fast, Bush II.

http://mexplaza.udg.mx/wm/paint/auth/ingres/napoleon-throne.jpg
Would the best Star Trek captain please make it so? Priceline on line #1, Tiberius.

http://people.freebsd.org/~nik/mike/original-picard.jpg

Now some of you will come in here bantering about statistics such as GNP (actually on KMC this is unlikely), and win-loss records in World Wars, but as a pre-emptive rebuttal, I say an emphatic, full-throated French NON!

France is about love, culture, beautiful women, direct, unfriendly men, small, pale children, Serena hating, World War losing, and cheap, delicious wine. If you don't understand that, you don't understand life.

VIVE LA FRANCE! DISCUSS

Oh, and Alizee is French!!

http://static.flickr.com/43/95120140_ab440fef00.jpg?v=0 um...I don't see France taking over any country, let alone the superpower country America.

Remember back in WWII? When the Germans invaded, rather than fighting back you just sat there and gave up.

America could take over France with less than 5% of their Armed Forces.

Originally posted by The Libertine
Your President

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2006/09/06/bush-george-cp-10681535.jpg

Yeah? We've established that.

Originally posted by The Libertine
Your President

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2006/09/06/bush-george-cp-10681535.jpg

Well, we have to put up with that dumbass for over another year.

2008

France isn't strong enough to take over the states...yet I think they should...and perhaps they wouldn't be so influencing (the Us) on canada....
VIVE LA FRANCE! Second best place to canada....

Originally posted by Lyna303
2008

Well....more I suppose... he's the only reason all this bullsh*t is going on.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Remember back in WWII? When the Germans invaded, rather than fighting back you just sat there and gave up.


He's British.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
America could take over France with less than 5% of their Armed Forces.

Yep.

He's actually not that bad of a president. Sure he can't speak correctly, but neither can almost anyone else.

One good thing you can say about him is that he sticks to what he believes is right.

Originally posted by The Libertine
Your President

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2006/09/06/bush-george-cp-10681535.jpg

This post means sh*t, heh.

I would explain to you what an electoral vote is, but I don't you would be able to handle it...

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
He's British.



Yep. And yet he loves France...

Originally posted by Lyna303
Culture > Jazz, Apple Pie, Baseball...
Is Arnold really a bad govenor?

Apple pie, fair enough, Baseball - a glorified version of rounders which gives fat Americans another chance to eat hot dogs. Finally, jazz - which was created by African slaves shipped in by the British and Americans and derived from blues. This then reflects the negatives in American culture to more extent than the positives.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
And yet he loves France...
"thats what we call a paradox"

Originally posted by Lyna303
2008

I'm really looking forward to 2008: one of my friend's son is gonna compete in the Summer Olympics, and Bush will no longer be in office.

Originally posted by Lyna303
2008

Actually until January 2009, when the newly elected president will be sworn in.

However, why are people paying this thread any attention? It's purpose is pretty damn clear, and you're all falling right into the trap.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Apple pie, fair enough, Baseball - a glorified version of rounders which gives fat Americans another chance to eat hot dogs. Finally, jazz - which was created by African slaves shipped in by the British and Americans and derived from blues. This then reflects the negatives in American culture to more extent than the positives.
you know that most African-Americans are more American than many people are today right? At least the U.S. fixed its mistakes

Originally posted by Blaxican
This post means sh*t, heh.

I would explain to you what an electoral vote is, but I don't you would be able to handle it...

Obviously not democracy.

Originally posted by Lyna303
you know that most African-Americans are more American than many people are today right? At least the U.S. fixed its mistakes



The land of the Free?

http://www.cas.buffalo.edu/classes/eng/willbern/BestSellers/Images/rodney_king.jpg

Originally posted by Lana
Actually until January 2009, when the newly elected president will be sworn in.

However, why are people paying this thread any attention? It's purpose is pretty damn clear, and you're all falling right into the trap.
because its a forum to discuss and debate; voice your opinions

Originally posted by Lyna303
because its a forum to discuss and debate; voice your opinions

she does have a point though

Originally posted by Lyna303
because its a forum to discuss and debate; voice your opinions

And this is very clearly a thread with no intention to do anything other than piss people off.

Originally posted by The Libertine
Obviously not democracy.

The land of the Free?

http://www.cas.buffalo.edu/classes/eng/willbern/BestSellers/Images/rodney_king.jpg

Oh yeah....America isnt the land of the free because of 5 dirty cops right?

Originally posted by Lana
And this is very clearly a thread with no intention to do anything other than piss people off.

I should be closed Where's Storm when we need her?

Originally posted by Lana
And this is very clearly a thread with no intention to do anything other than piss people off.

But I'm not pissed off. I find it funny. Not to mention that I had a rather crappy day at school and this is the perfect excuse to bash someone.

Originally posted by Lana
Actually until January 2009, when the newly elected president will be sworn in.

However, why are people paying this thread any attention? It's purpose is pretty damn clear, and you're all falling right into the trap. Because it's my Constitutional right to stand up for America against Neo-Frenchies.

Originally posted by Lana
And this is very clearly a thread with no intention to do anything other than piss people off.

The original post is good natured and humorous. Read it again.

Originally posted by Blaxican
But I'm not pissed off. I find it funny. Not to mention that I had a rather crappy day at school and this is the perfect excuse to bash someone.

Bashing will get you nowhere.

It won't. But it sure as hell makes me feel better after a hard day

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Oh yeah....America isnt the land of the free because of 5 dirty cops right?

Yes.

It's Still Giuliani Time
Meanwhile, the ruling class has not allowed this case to lessen their high regard for Mayor Giuliani. He was returned to power in New York last fall and immediately launched new campaigns against the people--including street-level police harassments over "jaywalking" and major attacks on the city college system.

The New York press has charged that Abner Louima's suffering was used unfairly to tarnish Giuliani. Abner Louima now says that the cops did not mention Giuliani's name while they were brutalizing him. The media has seized on this to argue that Giuliani and the larger power structure are not ultimately responsible for the way Abner Louima was brutalized--and that that the city's police crackdowns should continue, even while a few Brooklyn cops go on trial.

For the masses of people--especially for the Haitian immigrant community and the other Black and Latino people of New York--the issue was never what the cops said as they brutalized Abner Louima. The outrage is the way the police treat people and get away with it--like an invading army operating a free-fire zone.

Rudolph Giuliani rose to power as a hard-edged "law-and-order" mayor who called for "taking back" New York--from the poor and the oppressed. He unleashed the police for systematic harassment of the people--targeting homeless people and anyone hanging out on street corners. His return to power, now, after the intense exposures of the Louima case, reveal what the ruling class really has in store for the masses of people.

The system may be moving to defuse the anger in the streets by bringing some cops into federal court--but they have no intention of calling off the police-state campaigns they have unleashed on the people.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I should be closed Where's Storm when we need her?

I'd assume asleep, as she lives in Europe.

Originally posted by Blaxican
But I'm not pissed off. I find it funny. Not to mention that I had a rather crappy day at school and this is the perfect excuse to bash someone.

There's never any excuse to bash people, you should know this by now.

Originally posted by The Libertine
The original post is good natured and humorous. Read it again.

I see nothing humorous in it.

And did anyone ever tell you it's considered rude to post large images that cause the page to scroll sideways?

Originally posted by Lyna303
you know that most African-Americans are more American than many people are today right? At least the U.S. fixed its mistakes

The U.S was not the first to abolish slavery if that's what you mean by 'fixed its mistakes'. The debate is not about whether African -Americans are more or less American than anyone else but, whether that point is a valid one as to the culture of America. Jazz was created during the oppression of African-Americans not during the state of 'equality' we now all know and love.
Also surely the deepest roots of culture in the U.S is that of the native Americans, who if I remember rightly were treated pretty appallingly.

Originally posted by Lana


There's never any excuse to bash people, you should know this by now.



I was joking, Lana...

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
I'm really looking forward to 2008: one of my friend's son is gonna compete in the Summer Olympics, and Bush will no longer be in office.

Whoops!

Edit: my son's friend.

Originally posted by The Libertine
Yes.

It's Still Giuliani Time
Meanwhile, the ruling class has not allowed this case to lessen their high regard for Mayor Giuliani. He was returned to power in New York last fall and immediately launched new campaigns against the people--including street-level police harassments over "jaywalking" and major attacks on the city college system.

The New York press has charged that Abner Louima's suffering was used unfairly to tarnish Giuliani. Abner Louima now says that the cops did not mention Giuliani's name while they were brutalizing him. The media has seized on this to argue that Giuliani and the larger power structure are not ultimately responsible for the way Abner Louima was brutalized--and that that the city's police crackdowns should continue, even while a few Brooklyn cops go on trial.

For the masses of people--especially for the Haitian immigrant community and the other Black and Latino people of New York--the issue was never what the cops said as they brutalized Abner Louima. The outrage is the way the police treat people and get away with it--like an invading army operating a free-fire zone.

Rudolph Giuliani rose to power as a hard-edged "law-and-order" mayor who called for "taking back" New York--from the poor and the oppressed. He unleashed the police for systematic harassment of the people--targeting homeless people and anyone hanging out on street corners. His return to power, now, after the intense exposures of the Louima case, reveal what the ruling class really has in store for the masses of people.

The system may be moving to defuse the anger in the streets by bringing some cops into federal court--but they have no intention of calling off the police-state campaigns they have unleashed on the people. Weren't there riots in France last year or something? You're complaining because Rudy Gulialini is enforcing the Jaywalking law (which is a realy law, by the way...) while Frenchies are burning cars and screaming about shit.


The irony is staggering.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
The U.S was not the first to abolish slavery if that's what you mean by 'fixed its mistakes'. The debate is not about whether African -Americans are more or less American than anyone else but, whether that point is a valid one as to the culture of America. Jazz was created during the oppression of African-Americans not during the state of 'equality' we now all know and love.
Also surely the deepest roots of culture in the U.S is that of the native Americans, who if I remember rightly were treated pretty appallingly.

We know.

Originally posted by Lana
I'd assume asleep, as she lives in Europe.

Ah well....... I live in Texas and it's only 7:30 here...oops on me!

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
We know.

Thank you, honesty is a virtue, and hard to admit to aswell when talking about the place you live in.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Thank you, honesty is a virtue, and hard to admit to aswell when talking about the place you live in.

How are obvious facts hard to admit?

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Thank you, honesty is a virtue, and hard to admit to aswell when talking about the place you live in.

Im putting your signature into my profile

Originally posted by Quiero Mota

Seems the Troll expose himself wide open with the other threads.

Closing.