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You ask a question very impossible to answer. No riddles or Extremely hard questions. Only questions that you know, and not no one else. You can answer the impossible questions the best you can. Please, no stupid ANSWERS, and the question must be impossible, not stupid.

SIDE NOTE: This is not a duplicate thread.

Ready?

How many shoes?

Eleven


Why?

Because you touch yourself at night.

How?

You just grap a plane to China...

You hit a man but why is my glass alive?

With a Fork


How many fingers am I holding up?

10

What time is it in your anus?

Because duplicate thread..

Gravepine or Grapevine?

Half past dead


When does the Eagle fly?

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Half past dead


When does the Eagle fly?

I am alive. I don't know why

KILIMANJARO!

FINE!?

No.

What color is my underwear?

KILIMANJARO!

FINE!?!

Monkeys Uncle


Chicken?

Egg

Sonic or Tails?

Sonic...

That's not an impossible question... You fail.

Knuckles.

How long is a piece of string?

-AC

Tails

How can you fly?

minipie

what is pie front ways?

Eip

Whats the opposite of 6?

oringade

when is what how why for me?

Because of Penis envy ...

What's that coming over the hill? is it a monster?

5:30 the movie, by car, 'cause i want to, no but you can come? srug

Silver Surfer


Ombongo?

423 - radish

if my penim is smaller then bloigens, how big is russel brand?

not as big as his curls


Victoria Beckham + food = ?

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
not as big as his curls


Victoria Beckham + food = ?

david beckham - man

2pi - robot mandroid is never the wrong way upside in?

bashing random keys makes sentence


Do you concur?

Possibly...

Is John gay?

Yes!

Who is the last person on Earth that just farted?

That guy to the left

What is the meaning of life?

To eat tasty bacon!

How far away is my left elbow from the Statue of Liberty right now?

Approximately 3 feet

Whats that?

Lame ass thread.

Who started it? Jacope.

Oops, got a head of myself, game over, everyone go home, goodnight, drive safe.

If god can do everything, can he create a boulder so heavy that he himself cant lift it

God can do anything.

Whens the next game?

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