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=Tired Hiker=
Okay, first round is . . .

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/cainmarko.gif

VS.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/Blanka.gif

The winner of this battle will fight Lil Nasty Girl.

=Tired Hiker=
So who would win and why?

Smiter
Cain Marko b/c of his gun.

Hidden Lotus
cain marko cuz hes a cheese and cheese rules all!

=Tired Hiker=
Okay, so far . . .

Cain Marko 2
Blanka 0

General G
Blanka because he has a ninja sword and so therefore must be as sneaky as a ninja ninja

Hidden Lotus
till what score are they fighting too?

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
till what score are they fighting too?

Whoever is ahead when I get back from some business I gotta do. Then we'll continue the next round robin where the winner will battle Lil Nasty Girl. I'm not sure what time that will be, but it will be later today.

Cain Marko 2
Blanka 1

Axel Revenge
I think. The Cheese has a sword AND a gun. Owned. wink

General G
But you forget, Blanka has one eye bigger than the other and HUGE arms wink

Puzzle
Blanka looks hungry enough to eat the cheese.

DarkC
*snort* Hiker, let me draw them up next time.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by DarkC
*snort* Hiker, let me draw them up next time.

Dude, no offense, but hell no!

Okay, the final tally between these two fighters is . . .

Cain Marko 3
Blanka 2

. . . Cain Marko takes the win over Blanka!

Fight Details: Though Blanka is as buffed as he is, not even muscle could stop the bullets of Cain Marko's pistol.

Next up . . . . . . .

=Tired Hiker=
. . . . who will win and why???

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/cainmarko.gif

VS.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/Lilnastygirl-1.gif

Röland
Lil Nasty Girl because she has boobs and a slingshot.

Captain Maynard
LNG FTW

Puzzle
Cain because LNG needs to change her hair style. ermm

=Tired Hiker=
So far that's . . .

Lil Nasty Girl 2
Cain Marko 1

The winner of this match will fight a fighter who will be determined at the end of this round.

DarkC
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
So far that's . . .

Lil Nasty Girl 2
Cain Marko 1

The winner of this match will fight a fighter who will be determined at the end of this round.
Can I PLEASE draw one? stick out tongue

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by DarkC
Can I PLEASE draw one? stick out tongue

Dude, check out this thread, I have a ton of characters already made. wink

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=435205

DarkC
Dang.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by DarkC
Dang.

But still, it's a free country and you can do whatever you want, it's just that this is kinda a Tired Hiker thing, y'know? erm

DarkC
Maybe next time. stick out tongue Let me host them next year?

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by DarkC
Maybe next time. stick out tongue Let me host them next year?

It's a deal! wink

Barker
Cain, because he has boobs too.


Only probably maybe possibly on him Hard Disk.


No, not that one! haermm

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
Cain, because he has boobs too.


Only probably maybe possibly on him Hard Disk.


No, not that one! haermm

L0lz itz Barker. haermm

Barker
*His. vin

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
*His. vin

WTF???/ vin

Barker
Ur rofflin iz makeing me roffle. vin

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
Ur rofflin iz makeing me roffle. vin

*raffle. 131

Barker
What does, uh, Darth Vader have to do with, uh, is that Prince? vin

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
What does, uh, Darth Vader have to do with, uh, is that Prince? vin

They're both hot like me. vin

Barker
Like, literally? Like, Vader was crisped, yeah, but was Prince, well, I guess, maybe, possibly, burnt? vin

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
Like, literally? Like, Vader was crisped, yeah, but was Prince, well, I guess, maybe, possibly, burnt? vin

Well, he is black. ermm

Barker
Well...


Zing. ermm

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
Well, he is black. ermm

RACIST!

Barker
I just got a bloody nose. no expression

=Tired Hiker=
OoooooooOOoooooooooOooooooo!!! It's all tied up! Someone break the tie!

Cain Marko 2
Lil Nasty Girl 2

Kram3r

undercoverninja
LNG because she has boobs and boobs are better than cheese

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by undercoverninja
LNG because she has boobs and boobs are better than cheese

Okay, undercoverninja with the tie breaker! Lil Nasty Girl defeats Cain Marko and now . . . . .

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/Lilnastygirl-1.gif

Versus .. .

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/Smiter.gif

Who would win???!!! eek!

Vinny Valentine
ermm

hmm

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
ermm

hmm laughing Kinda difficult to decide, eh? laughing out loud

Vinny Valentine
Oh no, LNG.


You never made me one weep

LethalFemme
LNG wins.clapping

Röland
LNG all the way!

BECAUSE SHE HAS BOOBS AND A SLINGSHOT! w00t

Hax42
can i have one durfist

Eclipso
LNG by a billion.

Bloigen
What the hell?

Smiter would OWN LNG, he has a sword and a fricking machine gun, she, well, she has a slingshot. herbnone

Also, Marko had a Tec-9 not a pistol. 131

Puzzle
Originally posted by Eclipso
LNG by a billion. Someone only likes T&A...

Smiter wins.

Eclipso
Nah, A human beats a pig anyday.

Puzzle
He doesn't look like a pig to me. wink

Eclipso
You didn't see his "artwork" last night...

Puzzle
Originally posted by Eclipso
You didn't see his "artwork" last night...

And I would care...why?

Eclipso
If you saw it I would hope that any decent person would care.

Puzzle
Originally posted by Eclipso
If you saw it I would hope that any decent person would care.

Describe it to me and let me pass judgment.

Eclipso
It was a picture of Gollum causing pain to a naked woman in a sexual manner with the woman screaming in pain.

Still think he's that great?

Puzzle
Originally posted by Eclipso
It was a picture of Gollum causing pain to a naked woman in a sexual manner with the woman screaming in pain.

Still think he's that great?

How do you know she was screaming in pain? Could have been screaming in ecstasy.

LifeInSepia
in coolnes, LNG, but with those weapons, smitter.

however, i think LNG would blind smitter with her lady lumps, then suffocate him between her thighs.

Eclipso
Originally posted by Puzzle
How do you know she was screaming in pain? Could have been screaming in ecstasy.

Yeah........ confused

Still it was sick and gross and inappropriate.

LifeInSepia
Originally posted by Eclipso
Yeah........ confused

Still it was sick and gross and inappropriate.

dont talk about bloigen like that pfft

Puzzle
Originally posted by Eclipso
Yeah........ confused

Still it was sick and gross and inappropriate.

I've seen much worse used as signatures on KMC and that person being allowed to use said signature.

Like the one time we had a guy whose signature was just a picture of a toilet with a brown log floating in it.

LifeInSepia
Originally posted by Puzzle
I've seen much worse used as signatures on KMC and that person being allowed to use said signature.

Like the one time we had a guy whose signature was just a picture of a toilet with a brown log floating in it.

again, dont talk about bloigen like that!

Eclipso
Yes but Pornography is against the rules.

LifeInSepia
Originally posted by Eclipso
Yes but Pornography is against the rules.

dman. i cant make a dont be mean to bloigen related pun with that sly

Puzzle
Originally posted by Eclipso
Yes but Pornography is against the rules.

I saw the picture in question and there was no visuals of nipple or snatch, therefore not pornography. Again, some signatures have been known to show nipples, and LethalFemme actually had one that showed the womans pubic region (when she noticed this she had that fixed).

Eclipso
It was still Pornography. At least after I reported it Smiter had the decency to remove it.

LifeInSepia
Originally posted by Puzzle
I saw the picture in question and there was no visuals of nipple or snatch, therefore not pornography. Again, some signatures have been known to show nipples, and LethalFemme actually had one that showed the womans pubic region (when she noticed this she had that fixed).

eek! i wanna see that eek!

Puzzle
Originally posted by Eclipso
It was still Pornography. At least after I reported it Smiter had the decency to remove it.

Was there any actual nudity? No.

Therefore not pornographic, just in bad taste.

Eclipso
The woman was naked, wether or not breasts were shown or not. It was degrading and disgusting.

Puzzle
Originally posted by Eclipso
The woman was naked, wether or not breasts were shown or not. It was degrading and disgusting.

And once again, there have been much worse on the forums. There are tons of signatures on KMC with women naked (strategically posed to show nothing), or near naked. Yet I don't see you complaining about those because you probably find them erotic and stimulating to look at. You took offense at this one because it was a little more crass.

LifeInSepia
Originally posted by Puzzle
And once again, there have been much worse on the forums. There are tons of signatures on KMC with women naked (strategically posed to show nothing), or near naked. Yet I don't see you complaining about those because you probably find them erotic and stimulating to look at. You took offense at this one because it was a little more crass.

whats his face has a sig with lara croft naked shock

Eclipso
It was more then a little crass....

Puzzle
Originally posted by Eclipso
It was more then a little crass....

That doesn't matter! Now it's just turned into your personal opinion on why his signature should be removed instead of it being an all of KMC thing.

Just because you didn't like it you're basically saying it broke KMC rules, which it did not.

Eclipso
Well not everyone felt like you do and its gone now anyways so it would seem to be a moot point.

LifeInSepia
Originally posted by Eclipso
Well not everyone felt like you do and its gone now anyways so it would seem to be a moot point.

i feel the same way as him, and it is a moot point, so why bring it up?

Eclipso
I didn't he asked me about it.

Puzzle
Originally posted by Eclipso
Well not everyone felt like you do and its gone now anyways so it would seem to be a moot point.

And not everyone feels the same as you either.

You should have reported it and left it as that. Let the moderators come to the decision. Instead you go on in threads calling him a pig for the image and making it a personal crusade to bash the guy. Don't try to argue that you weren't bashing him because you were, all because you didn't like his image.

Eclipso
Telling the truth isn't bashing.

Bloigen
Originally posted by LifeInSepia
dman. i cant make a dont be mean to bloigen related pun with that sly

You could have, didn't put enough effort into it. nahuh

LifeInSepia
Originally posted by Bloigen
You could have, didn't put enough effort into it. nahuh

weep im sorry weep

Puzzle
Originally posted by Eclipso
Telling the truth isn't bashing.

If you already reported it then you just need to STFU about it instead of carrying it on and bringing it up to people.

You made it a personal campaign against Smiter, that constitutes as bashing.

Bloigen
Originally posted by LifeInSepia
weep im sorry weep

Your lapdog privileges are removed. nahuh

LifeInSepia
Originally posted by Bloigen
Your lapdog privileges are removed. nahuh

nooo!

wait, i think i can redeem my self here...

Originally posted by Bloigen
Your lapdog privileges are removed. nahuh

you cant call bloigens penis a lapdog privileges! thats mean.

Bloigen
Originally posted by LifeInSepia
you cant call bloigens penis a lapdog privileges! thats mean.

That makes no sense at all. lol

LifeInSepia
Originally posted by Bloigen
That makes no sense at all. lol

replace 'your lapdog privileges' with 'bloigens penis.'

Bloigen
Originally posted by LifeInSepia
replace 'your lapdog privileges' with 'bloigens penis.'

"Your bloigens penis are removed." still doesn't make sense. ermmnone

LifeInSepia
Originally posted by Bloigen
"Your bloigens penis are removed." still doesn't make sense. ermmnone

ok then, i failed again weep but i did well with the other two! eek!

Bloigen
Originally posted by LifeInSepia
ok then, i failed again weep but i did well with the other two! eek!

I suppose. srug

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