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Röland
I was working out at the local fitness center and this guy that I've seen there before comes up to me and starts chatting about football and who he thinks will be good next year etc, etc. We talk for awhile and I'm like "Well I need to finish my sets." He says "Yeah, me too."
I just got done doing my cardio and he walks up to me before I leave and asks me if "I'd like to go out for a drink." I was kind of shocked by this and said in the nicest way possible that I was straight. He got pissed at me, said some colorful words and stormed out.
My random story for the OTF.
Eclipso
You tease

Röland
Originally posted by Eclipso
You tease
Neg. I did not tease.
Alliance
He may not have been gay...just looking for friends in a really creepy way.
Röland
Originally posted by Alliance
He may not have been gay...just looking for friends in a really creepy way.
I've never had any of my friends ask me if "I wanted to go out for drinks." leftright
It usually goes, "Want to go to a party, make out with a girl and get wasted?"
Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thats happen to me before.shockyes
A guy or a girl! oh
Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Both. The girl was a HUGE butch.scared
Did she have a buzzcut and huge muscles! oh
Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i get hit on sometimes by gay men. i tell them i am flattered, but no thanks, that i am straight and involved. you sure you werent rude or anything when you said no?
Yeah, I'm sure. I said "I'm sorry if I gave you any signals but I am straight." I said it calmly and I didn't act mad or offended. He just got angry I guess because he either thought I was really attractive or thought I was giving him signals. I think it was the latter because I am not attractive, well in my eyes I'm not.
Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dont sell yourself short. gay men have very high standards.
maybe he was embarassed, you think?
He might have been, it was just me and him in there since it was 9:00 p.m.
I really don't know, I felt kind of bad lol because he got pretty angry. I don't think he was angry with me, more so that he probably had to sum up a lot of courage to even ask me and then he was turned down.
Rogue Jedi
probably embarassed. dont lose and sleep over it.
Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
probably embarassed. dont lose and sleep over it.
I won't.
-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
I hit on guys all the time and i'm not a homo
JaehSkywalker
interesting and creepy at the same time...
was he hot?
Barker
I just wanted to go out for a free water at McDonalds, maybe say hi to Steeks at his job.. sheesh.
Röland
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
interesting and creepy at the same time...
was he hot?
I dunno, I'm not gay so I didn't think he was hot.
Originally posted by Barker
I just wanted to go out for a free water at McDonalds, maybe say hi to Steeks at his job.. sheesh.
Barker you're ugly so I had to decline the offer.
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
I was wearing my Thorinn mask to celebrate the start of Spring Break? srug
Thorinn is ugly too. haermm
Barker
You're horrible. haermm
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
You're horrible. haermm
Soz. haermm
Röland
I'm writing my essay. haermm
Barker
You're gonna write an essay! That's what I say!
Brownie points if you get the reference. haermm
Röland
I don't get it. haermm
Röland
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
oh.
Want me to say he was hot?
Barker
Don't do it, Roland!
Röland
You talked me out of it Barker.
Barker
Phew. No problem Roland.
Röland
Thanks man, I might have done something I would regret.
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
well.. if he's gay anyways... uh... nevermind.
i'm not a racist or anything, i just think that being a homosexual is just wrong...
What does race have to do with homosexuality?
Röland
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
well.. if he's gay anyways... uh... nevermind.
i'm not a racist or anything, i just think that being a homosexual is just wrong...
That doesn't make you racist hehe.
But it doesn't bother me.
InnerRise
Guy working out at a gym?
He was probably probably hot.
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Röland
Originally posted by InnerRise
Guy working out at a gym?
He was probably probably hot.
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
You should see some of the people that go to my gym.

Röland
Originally posted by InnerRise
Me don't want to anymore. no
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Good, some of the people I've seen there I have to make a mental block of.
That was mean to say. Oh well. srug
Röland
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
I've found that the latter usually works best when seducing men, I mena hi! dodgy
creepy..... leftright
InnerRise
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
I've found that the latter usually works best when seducing men, I mena hi! dodgy shhh
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
JaehSkywalker
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
What does race have to do with homosexuality?
the right term escapes me.
Leo.M
I would have said I can't, my WIFE and I are going out to dinner. tongue_ss
InnerRise
I would have told him you don't have a wife.
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Leo.M
And then I would have told him I don't know who you are. 1234
InnerRise
And then I would have told him that you're just mad b/c I just broke up with you.
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Puzzle
Originally posted by Leo.M
You whore. oh
We all know you love the cock.
InnerRise
And that's why we broke up. Because I had 3 partners before you and you couldn't get over it. closedeyes
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Leo.M
Originally posted by InnerRise
And that's why we broke up. Because I had 3 partners before you and you couldn't get over it. closedeyes
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
What can I say, I like them to be virgins so I can brag that popped them. haermm
Puzzle
Originally posted by Leo.M
What can I say, I like them to be virgins so I can brag that popped them. haermm
You pop ass cherries?
Vinny Valentine
Did someone say cock?
Leo.M
Originally posted by Puzzle
You pop ass cherries?
No Kennith, pussy... think pussy. I know its hard since you haven't had some in so long, but you must remember what pussy feels like.
Puzzle
Originally posted by Leo.M
No Kennith, pussy... think pussy. I know its hard since you haven't had some in so long, but you must remember what pussy feels like.
But from what I hear you like men. ermmpuzzle
InnerRise
Originally posted by Puzzle
But from what I hear you like men. ermmpuzzle He likes men? Ewww Leo you perv. ermm
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Leo.M
You know you like it. haermm
Originally posted by Puzzle
But from what I hear you like men. ermmpuzzle
I'm comfortable enough to kiss one, but not sleep with them.
InnerRise
Originally posted by Leo.M
You know you like it. haermm
I'm comfortable enough to kiss one, but not sleep with them. You were pretty COMFORTABLE last night.
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Leo.M
About last night... you caught me when I was going through some tough times and I needed someone to talk to. laughcry
Cause that's all we did. ermm
Puzzle
Originally posted by Leo.M
You know you like it. haermm
I'm comfortable enough to kiss one, but not sleep with them.
What about New York?
InnerRise
Denial isn't working on you..............like that princess dress was last night......doped
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Leo.M
What dress? oh
Originally posted by Puzzle
What about New York?
Ken who are you getting the story from?
Puzzle
Originally posted by Leo.M
What dress? oh
Ken who are you getting the story from?
Everyone.
Leo.M
I have no comment, you can all believe what you want. Its not like I stop it... right?
Tell Dustin... I say thank you, he was big key.

Puzzle
Originally posted by Leo.M
I have no comment, you can all believe what you want. Its not like I stop it... right?
Tell Dustin... I say thank you, he was big key.
Big key in what? ermmpuzzle
InnerRise
My key is bigger. mhm
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Puzzle
Originally posted by InnerRise
My key is bigger. mhm
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Just cause the woman says that, doesn't mean it's true.
InnerRise
Leo's no women. oh
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Puzzle
Originally posted by InnerRise
Leo's no women. oh
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Leo you man whore who dates men!
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