talkin' crap: Dr. Strange v The Blob

scenario:
Dr. Strange is at the GP (general practitioner - medical doctor), 'cos he's come down with severe tonsillitis and can't do anything more than mumble.

The Blob is at the same GP, because he's suffering from acute diarrhea and is rapidly loosing weight at an alarming rate (he's actually only taking up ONE seat!).

They start fighting over who goes into see the GP first, The Blob has to go to the bathroom every 3minutes (on account of the diarrhea), Strange has to write out his spells in order for them to work.

bloodlusted, to the death,
who wins?

🤨

Strange would still wreck him.

Originally posted by janus77
scenario:
Dr. Strange is at the GP (general practitioner - medical doctor), 'cos he's come down with severe tonsillitis and can't do anything more than mumble.

The Blob is at the same GP, because he's suffering from acute diarrhea and is rapidly loosing weight at an alarming rate (he's actually only taking up ONE seat!).

They start fighting over who goes into see the GP first, The Blob has to go to the bathroom every 3minutes (on account of the diarrhea), Strange has to write out his spells in order for them to work.

bloodlusted, to the death,
who wins?

Bag of Tricks ftw

so Strange's speed at spelling ('scuse the pun) on paper is > Blob's speed going to the toilet and back to hit Strange?

I'm thinking it would be close but, Blob could always just toilet on Strange. thereby not allowing Strange the time to write a spell 😕

I expect hes a quick writer.

He could write the spell in Blobs excraments.

shorthand?

I have no idea what the f*ck you just said...

But Strange wins.

lol
Shorthand = style of taking dictation used by secretaries and the like.
words and phrases are shortened and new symbols introduced to speed up the pace of writing.

so was thinking Strange would write his spell in shorthand in order to defeat Blob.

Originally posted by janus77
lol
Shorthand = style of taking dictation used by secretaries and the like.
words and phrases are shortened and new symbols introduced to speed up the pace of writing.

so was thinking Strange would write his spell in shorthand in order to defeat Blob.

nevermind, she's waiting for you in the bath.

Originally posted by janus77
nevermind, she's waiting for you in the bath.

she does when she's drunk 🙂

Originally posted by janus77
she does when she's drunk 🙂

Strange doesn't need to speak to cast spells.

Also, he could still shit-stomp the Blob.

Originally posted by janus77
[BI'm thinking it would be close but, Blob could always just toilet on Strange. thereby not allowing Strange the time to write a spell 😕 [/B]

ewwww Blob wins on points