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Dont you hate it when you're feeling like shit and you go to one of your friends and say "Man, I feel like crap and I just ned someone to talk to, so here is what happening. My girl dumped me, my dog got hit by a car, adnd my mom just had a stroke" and then your friends like "Your girl dumped you? you dog got hit by a car? YOUR MOM HAD A STROKE? Well bub, listen up, my girl dumped me after giving me HERPES, MY dog hit ME with a car, and my mom killed herself!"


Kinda like "my problems are worse then yours, which makes me so much cooler than you."



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That is pretty retarded hmm

I'd roll my eyes, flip them off and walk away.

Also get a Smoothie.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
That is pretty retarded hmm

I'd roll my eyes, flip them off and walk away.

Also get a Smoothie. Send me a smoothie to, I need something to drink whilst watching Team America... droolio Puppet porn dehydrates me

Originally posted by Ronny
Send me a smoothie to, I need something to drink whilst watching Team America... droolio Puppet porn dehydrates me

I don't think it would still be good by the time it got their hmm

Originally posted by Ronny
Dont you hate it when you're feeling like shit and you go to one of your friends and say "Man, I feel like crap and I just ned someone to talk to, so here is what happening. My girl dumped me, my dog got hit by a car, adnd my mom just had a stroke" and then your friends like "Your girl dumped you? you dog got hit by a car? YOUR MOM HAD A STROKE? Well bub, listen up, my girl dumped me after giving me HERPES, MY dog hit ME with a car, and my mom killed herself!"


Kinda like "my problems are worse then yours, which makes me so much cooler than you."



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One upping, yeah that's funny and sucky at the same time

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I don't think it would still be good by the time it got their hmm There*

Put vodka in it, that shit would preserve Jesus's holy ass hair.

Originally posted by Soleran
One upping, yeah that's funny and sucky at the same time
Wouldn't that be one-downing? Cause instead of being better, you're being more lame.

Originally posted by Ronny
There*

Put vodka in it, that shit would preserve Jesus's holy ass hair.

Yeah hmm

Maybe I'll buy some Matt Stone Pubes off Ebay, and send them too haermm

I hate when stupid people talk. It hurts my ears.


Typing I can deal with, though.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Yeah hmm

Maybe I'll buy some Matt Stone Pubes off Ebay, and send them too haermm I'd so marry you for that.

Holy crap, i just realized that that's Matt Stone and Trey Parker in your sig

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
I hate when stupid people talk. It hurts my ears.


Typing I can deal with, though. Typing makes me even more upset, because the people that can type actually take the time and muscles to waste on complaining instead of talking. But even retarded people can talk, that doesnt take much time or skill.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Holy crap, i just realized that that's Matt Stone and Trey Parker in your sig I know, the sexy awesomenesss blinded your mind. I dont blame you

Originally posted by Ronny
Dont you hate it when you're feeling like shit and you go to one of your friends and say "Man, I feel like crap and I just ned someone to talk to, so here is what happening. My girl dumped me, my dog got hit by a car, adnd my mom just had a stroke" and then your friends like "Your girl dumped you? you dog got hit by a car? YOUR MOM HAD A STROKE? Well bub, listen up, my girl dumped me after giving me HERPES, MY dog hit ME with a car, and my mom killed herself!"


Kinda like "my problems are worse then yours, which makes me so much cooler than you."



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That's them saying it could be worse...but yeah they should still try to talk with you and be nice.

Originally posted by Ronny
Typing makes me even more upset, because the people that can type actually take the time and muscles to waste on complaining instead of talking. But even retarded people can talk, that doesnt take much time or skill. That actually makes a lot of sense. I've never looked at it from that point of view.

I'll have to rethink my life now...

Originally posted by Ronny
I'd so marry you for that.

This can be arranged.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
That actually makes a lot of sense. I've never looked at it from that point of view.

I'll have to rethink my life now...
DAVID HASSELHOFF OUT OF ****ING NO WHERE

Originally posted by Ronny
I know, the sexy awesomenesss blinded your mind. I dont blame you I was like who are those two hotties... and then BAM! Matt Stone and Trey Parker... and the fact that you talk about Matt Stone all the time.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
I was like who are those two hotties... and then BAM! Matt Stone and Trey Parker... and the fact that you talk about Matt Stone all the time. Trey Parker isnt that hot. Matt stone though.. sizzzlleeeee


I do not talk about him all the time, I sleep. And I cant put words together whilst touching myself

Originally posted by Ronny
DAVID HASSELHOFF OUT OF ****ING NO WHERE ...?

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
...? You think you're confused, I just got hit in the face with a Chihuahua.

That's too ****ing amazing for me to feel sorry for you.

Originally posted by Ronny
You think you're confused, I just got hit in the face with a Chihuahua.


Sorry, It flopped up while I was putting my pants on.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
That's too ****ing amazing for me to feel sorry for you. Well uh uh... I uh.. ow! I stubbed my toe! Feel sorry for me! cry

Originally posted by Ronny
Trey Parker isnt that hot. Matt stone though.. sizzzlleeeee


I do not talk about him all the time, I sleep. And I cant put words together whilst touching myself Perv.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Sorry, It flopped up while I was putting my pants on. Okay Chihuahua ****er, may I call you Chihuahua ****er?

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Perv. ert.


WOOT FOR SPELLING

Originally posted by Ronny
Well uh uh... I uh.. ow! I stubbed my toe! Feel sorry for me! cry Aw.....cry Need a hug?

Originally posted by Ronny
Okay Chihuahua ****er, may I call you Chihuahua ****er?

I thought we were talking about my penis haermm

Originally posted by Ronny
Okay Chihuahua ****er, may I call you Chihuahua ****er? No, only my friends can call me Chihuahua ****er.

Originally posted by Ronny
ert.


WOOT FOR SPELLING Hey

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Aw.....cry Need a hug? Yea weep and while you're at it I need a band aid, I tore a muscle in my attention whore

Originally posted by Ronny
Yea weep and while you're at it I need a band aid, I tore a muscle in my attention whore hug

I'm out of band-aids, but I could give you a massage. naughty

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
hug

I'm out of band-aids, but I could give you a massage. naughty Yea, but I don't like being touched because midgets molested me when I was 2 and now everything seems so blurry.

Originally posted by Ronny
Yea, but I don't like being touched because midgets molested me when I was 2 and now everything seems so blurry. Don't worry. I'm not a midget. I won't molest you. I won't hurt you like that.

Unless you're into that kinda stuff.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Don't worry. I'm not a midget. I won't molest you. I won't hurt you like that.

Unless you're into that kinda stuff. Get the whip droolio

And the cuffs?

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
And the cuffs? Nah, I just want the whip, this damn fly wont leave me alone

Originally posted by Ronny
Nah, I just want the whip, this damn fly wont leave me alone It's so funny how you change the subject so quickly

My friends wouldn't say that to me, so I can't sympathize with you.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
No, only my friends can call me Chihuahua ****er. RAWWRRRRRRGGGG!

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
It's so funny how you change the subject so quickly I'm green. Good at that kinda shit

Originally posted by Ronny
I'm green. Good at that kinda shit Such a tease, i bet you get guys to take all their clothes off, tie them up to a bed and then you just dash.

Originally posted by Ronny
RAWWRRRRRRGGGG! *I don't know the next line. It's been way too long since I've seen the movie*

Though I do have Victoria Silvstedt, playmate of the year.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Such a tease, i bet you get guys to take all their clothes off, tie them up to a bed and then you just dash. You discovered my secret!


But seriously, I'm a maneater.


Originally posted by ~Pielover~
*I don't know the next line. It's been way too long since I've seen the movie*

Though I do have Victoria Silvstedt, playmate of the year. Listen to me little *****! You either go out there and make that shot or I'm gonna shove your head so far up your ****in' ass, you'll have to wear yourself as a hat!

Originally posted by Ronny
You discovered my secret!


But seriously, I'm a maneater.


Listen to me little *****! You either go out there and make that shot or I'm gonna shove your head so far up your ****in' ass, you'll have to wear yourself as a hat! i gotta watch that movie again.

Your secret, eh? Go on..

Douglas "Swish" Reemer:
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Wake up *****! You're my new best friend!
Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Really? Are we going to the zoo

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
i gotta watch that movie again.

Your secret, eh? Go on.. That I'm a maneater? Not much else

Originally posted by Ronny
That I'm a maneater? Not much else Oh wait... uhm... yum... yeah... nevermind ermm

Originally posted by Ronny
That I'm a maneater? Not much else I wouldn't mind being eaten.

Originally posted by Ronny
Dont you hate it when you're feeling like shit and you go to one of your friends and say "Man, I feel like crap and I just ned someone to talk to, so here is what happening. My girl dumped me, my dog got hit by a car, adnd my mom just had a stroke" and then your friends like "Your girl dumped you? you dog got hit by a car? YOUR MOM HAD A STROKE? Well bub, listen up, my girl dumped me after giving me HERPES, MY dog hit ME with a car, and my mom killed herself!"


Kinda like "my problems are worse then yours, which makes me so much cooler than you."



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That's why they invited myspace. ermm

Originally posted by Itzak
That's why they invited myspace. ermm ZING!!!!!!

Originally posted by Thorinn
ZING!!!!!!

DING!!!!!!

Originally posted by Itzak
DING!!!!!! RING!!!!!!

Originally posted by Thorinn
RING!!!!!!

SING!!!!!!

Originally posted by Itzak
That's why they invited myspace. ermm

Originally posted by Thorinn
ZING!!!!!!

Originally posted by Itzak
DING!!!!!!

Originally posted by Thorinn
RING!!!!!!

Originally posted by Itzak
SING!!!!!!