My drunken thread...by Puzzle.

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Puzzle
Ok, just wanted a place to have some fun tonight, disassociated with my old drunk thread because that was just plain depressing.

First drink of the night is a nice and tasty Jack and Coke...but it's not Jack nor is it Coke. It's some Canadian whiskey and Pepsi. stick out tongue

~Pielover~
That's how you do it Right, Ken. Pepsi is far superior, and Canada alcohol's better.

Wise decision, master.

silver_tears
Is it Canadian Club? hmm

Puzzle
Originally posted by silver_tears
Is it Canadian Club? hmm

Lord Calvert Canadian

Quest-xx
slide

Puzzle
Originally posted by Quest-xx
slide slide

Quest-xx
Originally posted by Puzzle
slide

Soleran
drink it up, drink it up!

Quest-xx
ermm no.

Seraphim XIII
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
That's how you do it Right, Ken. Pepsi is far superior, and Canada alcohol's better.

Wise decision, master.

You ought to remove that shit that seems to be under your nose.

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
drink up baby down

Puzzle
Originally posted by Quest-xx


I think you win.

Rohangiga
drink more

Puzzle
Originally posted by Rohangiga
drink more

I am, I had to take a quick bathroom break and now I'm back...

Finished the "Jack and Coke" and now I just filled my "shot glass" (dixie cup and ice) up with straight whiskey.

Puzzle
Let's make this a party people, anyone else gonna drink with me tonight?

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
You ought to remove that shit that seems to be under your nose. That was probably one of the most random, idiotic things that you've ever even thought of typing, dumbass.

Quest-xx
eat

Puzzle
Feeling a slight buzz right now.

Not too much yet though. sad

*drinks a bit more*

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Puzzle
Feeling a slight buzz right now.

Not too much yet though. sad

*drinks a bit more* Just chug it from the bottle!

Quest-xx
Jumpy

Seraphim XIII
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
That was probably one of the most random, idiotic things that you've ever even thought of typing, dumbass.

The comment was not random and pointing out the obvious is not "idiotic".

You called me a dumbass out of your own ignorance.

Ignorance = A lack of knowledge.

I'm sorry, but it seems that is a dumbass among us.

Quest-xx
laughing out loud no expression

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
The comment was not random and pointing out the obvious is not "idiotic".

You called me a dumbass out of your own ignorance.

Ignorance = A lack of knowledge.

I'm sorry, but it seems that is a dumbass among us. Horray! You use a bunch of words that mean nothing in this context, and "turn the tables!" Congradulations.


God, you're worse than conspiracy theorists....

Now let Lance get drunk in peace!

Mywi
I wish I was drunk ..

Quest-xx
haermm I'm high on meds.

Seraphim XIII
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Horray! You use a bunch of words that mean nothing in this context, and "turn the tables!" Congradulations.


God, you're worse than conspiracy theorists....

Now let Lance get drunk in peace!

Actually, I kind of owned you and you shrugged it off with irrelevant semantics.

It's "Congratulations", by the way.

And "Hurray!".


smile

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Actually, I kind of owned you and you shrugged it off with irrelevant semantics.

It's "Congratulations", by the way.

And "Hurray!".


smile The Congratulations was a menial typo.

"Horray" is acceptable.

You didn't own me at all. You just proved that you're a huge asshat.

Puzzle
Originally posted by Mywi
I wish I was drunk ..

Get drunk with me...I'm starting to feel it. eek! Still have most of the control over my fingers, but not for long!

Mywi
Originally posted by Puzzle
Get drunk with me...I'm starting to feel it. eek! Still have most of the control over my fingers, but not for long! Im about to go to school in about 20 mins... and have no alcohol at home.. ermm I seem to have very little chance to get drunk with you. ermm

Vinny Valentine
Lets do it Ken.

You know where I stand on this hmm

Puzzle
Originally posted by Mywi
Im about to go to school in about 20 mins... and have no alcohol at home.. ermm I seem to have very little chance to get drunk with you. ermm

Maybe later. :ermm

I wish Hannah were here right now.

Puzzle
come on people! party!

~Pielover~
He's starting to numb up!

Vinny Valentine
pielover, go make your sig

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
pielover, go make your sig I'm working on it. Unfortunately, i have no idea/inspiration fr this render, so it'll probably take a good while.

Puzzle
i think i'm getting ther. getting all loopy now

Seraphim XIII
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
The Congratulations was a menial typo.

"Horray" is acceptable.

You didn't own me at all. You just proved that you're a huge asshat.

Yes.

No.

Yes, and more irrelevant semantics. I owned you. Prove otherwise.

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Yes.

No.

Yes, and more irrelevant semantics. I owned you. Prove otherwise. Yes.

Yes.

You didn't own me. You didn't make me look insignificant compared to you. You made me feel no shame, or ignorance You just made youself look like a self-rightous ****. No owning whatsoever.

Quest-xx
ermm how fun is this.

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Quest-xx
ermm how fun is this. It'll be more fun in half an hour when Lance is piss-drunk.

Puzzle
no more arguing in my thread you dumb****s, grab a beer and party on, argue later!

Barker
You should do this on a webcam or something.

~Pielover~
and yoi shud s srt tipng leik tihs.

Quest-xx
Originally posted by Puzzle
no more arguing in my thread you dumb****s, grab a beer and party on, argue later!

haermm You think their gonna stop just like that?

Puzzle
Originally posted by Barker
You should do this on a webcam or something. \

i;'ma get on microphone with kram3r and vinny!

Seraphim XIII
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Yes.

Yes.

You didn't own me. You didn't make me look insignificant compared to you. You made me feel no shame, or ignorance You just made youself look like a self-rightous ****. No owning whatsoever.

I completely owned you. You called me a name out of ignorance and judged my post to your personal opinion. I completely turned that around on you because your post was basically needless semantics, similar to this one.

You contain no evidence that I did not own you. All you're doing is labeling things off and telling what I did, once again, OUT OF IGNORANCE.

It's such a simple concept to grasp. Then again ...

I patronized you, but I did so with logical correctness.

It's "Righteous" and "Yourself".

Seraphim XIII
Originally posted by Puzzle
no more arguing in my thread you dumb****s, grab a beer and party on, argue later!

K, gimme beer and I'll stop. smile

Puzzle
Originally posted by Quest-xx
haermm You think their gonna stop just like that?

I can rty

Barker
Originally posted by Puzzle
\

i;'ma get on microphone with kram3r and vinny!
haermm

Quest-xx
haermm Cya ppl. offtobed

Puzzle
Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
K, gimme beer and I'll stop. smile

byob dammit

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
I completely owned you. You called me a name out of ignorance and judged my post to your personal opinion. I completely turned that around on you because your post was basically needless semantics, similar to this one.

You contain no evidence that I did not own you. All you're doing is labeling things off and telling what I did, once again, OUT OF IGNORANCE.

It's such a simple concept to grasp. Then again ...

I patronized you, but I did so with logical correctness.

It's "Righteous" and "Yourself". For you to have owned me, peers must have a higher opinion of you because of said owning, or I must feel shame because of it. Neitehr has occured.

You're wrong, face it. Just stop posting. Change your password, delete the e-mail, and never log back on. You're frankly the second worst member in KMC history.

As for the spelling, I'ts three AM, and I didn't sleep at all last night either. I also haven't consumed caffene in several hours. I'm tired as hell. **** off.

Seraphim XIII
Originally posted by Puzzle
byob dammit

Nein! BMB!

Vinny Valentine
pielover seraph stfu

Puzzle
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
You're wrong, face it. Just stop posting. Change your password, delete the e-mail, and never log back on. You're frankly the second worst member in KMC history.

As for the spelling, I'ts three AM, and I didn't sleep at all last night either. I also haven't consumed caffene in several hours. I'm tired as hell. **** off.

durfist

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Nein! BMB!

nazi?

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Puzzle
durfist



nazi? I was a nazi once....

Seraphim XIII
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
You're wrong, face it. Just stop posting. Change your password, delete the e-mail, and never log back on. You're frankly the second worst member in KMC history.

As for the spelling, I'ts three AM, and I didn't sleep at all last night either. I also haven't consumed caffene in several hours. I'm tired as hell. **** off.

Prove that I am wrong. Wait a minute ... More irrelevant semantics? You seem to have an attraction for digging your own grave.

I don't consume "Caffeine" whatsoever and I'm a bag of energy.


I am the second worst member in KMC history, Pielover. I would be first, but it is occupied by you. smile

Seraphim XIII
Originally posted by Puzzle
durfist



nazi?

Because I said a German word, I am depicted as a Nazi?

I'll charge you with racism if you don't beer me! stick out tongue

Puzzle
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
I was a nazi once....

schiendler?

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Prove that I am wrong. Wait a minute ... More irrelevant semantics? You seem to have an attraction for digging your own grave.

I don't consume "Caffeine" whatsoever and I'm a bag of energy.


I am the second worst member in KMC history, Pielover. I would be first, but it is occupied by you. smile I'm speaking in fact. Those are the most common definitions of the type of "owning" you speak of. Neither requirements have been fulfilled. You're the only one who thinks so. You lose.

Once again. No sleep in over 42 hours. No caffeine. 3:15 AM. Maybe read all the post before jumping to the most unimportant, miniscule detail, dick.

No, it's occupied by Ultraman Baltan, who is thankfully banned. He basically acts exactly like you do, but with less eloquence. You'll suffer his same fate eventually. Until then, I'm done with you. Posting in reply is fruitless, your text with never besmerch my eyes.

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Puzzle
schiendler? yep.

Puzzle
Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Because I said a German word, I am depicted as a Nazi?

I'll charge you with racism if you don't beer me! stick out tongue

they know what they did! fist kidding

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Because I said a German word, I am depicted as a Nazi?

I'll charge you with racism if you don't beer me! stick out tongue But Germans suck. They deserve the racism.

Puzzle
anyone else drinking with me

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Puzzle
anyone else drinking with me I'm drinking piss

Vinny Valentine
yes

Seraphim XIII
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
I'm speaking in fact. Those are the most common definitions of the type of "owning" you speak of. Neither requirements have been fulfilled. You're the only one who thinks so. You lose.

Appealing to ignorance, logical fallacy. There is no official definition for ownage, leaving wide subjection to it's precise definition. I proved that you were incorrect and ignorant in one swipe. That is ownage in the definitions you're referring to. Or, It could not be. I wonder; What is "Ownage" to you, Pielover?

I don't lose because:

A) You haven't proved that you have not been owned by me.
B) You committed a fallacy by speaking out of ignorance for the FOURTH time now.



You're resorting to excuses? Psst, try getting three hours of sleep within a 72 hour period, son.

It's "minuscule" and drop the unnecessary derogatory terms. That is for children. Then again ...





No, not really. I'd rather not kiss ass and lick balls to stick around. I can handle myself. If you have not been banned yet, it means I have a good percentage of sticking around.

By the way, Now that he's banned, you've taken his title. (And rightfully so!)

Vinny Valentine
shuty up

Puzzle
Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Appealing to ignorance, logical fallacy. There is no official definition for ownage, leaving wide subjection to it's precise definition. I proved that you were incorrect and ignorant in one swipe. That is ownage in the definitions you're referring to. Or, It could not be. I wonder; What is "Ownage" to you, Pielover?

I don't lose because:

A) You haven't proved that you have not been owned by me.
B) You committed a fallacy by speaking out of ignorance for the FOURTH time now.



You're resorting to excuses? Psst, try getting three hours of sleep within a 72 hour period, son.

It's "minuscule" and drop the unnecessary derogatory terms. That is for children. Then again ...





No, not really. I'd rather not kiss ass and lick balls to stick around. I can handle myself. If you have not been banned yet, it means I have a good percentage of sticking around.

By the way, Now that he's banned, you've taken his title. (And rightfully so!)

do yuo numbnuts not understand the no fgighting policy?

Barker
funny

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Puzzle
do yuo numbnuts not understand the no fgighting policy? I wish cotton was made of cheese.

Vinny Valentine
~cookies~

Puzzle
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
I wish cotton was made of cheese.

that would be awesome...then we could eat our shirrts

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Puzzle
that would be awesome...then we could eat our shirrts And out pants.

Woah...eating a chicks panties, then giving her oral. Cheese and Mooch!

Vinny Valentine
****nig a

cookie

Puzzle
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
And out pants.

Woah...eating a chicks panties, then giving her oral. Cheese and Mooch!

Cheese and fish

Vinny Valentine
lol ken you are such a flute

Puzzle
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
lol ken you are such a flute

toot?

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Puzzle
toot?

fruit*

Puzzle
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
fruit*

ok i think i get it now

you;re so ghey somtiemes

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Puzzle
ok i think i get it now

you;re so ghey somtiemes


wanna fight?

Puzzle
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
wanna fight?

yeah winner gets the girl

Kongu Dude
beerw00t

~Pielover~
Is that me?

Puzzle
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Is that me?

you bay be thie *****, but your not the girl

Rohangiga
what?

Puzzle
Originally posted by Rohangiga
what?

i forgety

~Pielover~
Ah, the MSN convo was really fun.

Seraphim XIII
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Ah, the MSN convo was really fun.

I bet you it wasn't as fun as cheesecake.

Puzzle
I lol'd...

Seraphim XIII
Exactly. Look at this. (I warn you, you may accidentally die of laughter)

http://shop.thecheesecakefactory.com/images/05375.jpg

Is that not the funniest god damned thing you've ever seen?

Devalion
We're you slightly sore headed this morning Kenny?

Puzzle
Originally posted by Devalion
We're you slightly sore headed this morning Kenny?

Slightly, I felt like a vampire...the Sun is evil.

Devalion
Originally posted by Puzzle
Slightly, I felt like a vampire...the Sun is evil.

And you wanted me to be there I read? At 6 in the morning? lol

Puzzle
Originally posted by Devalion
And you wanted me to be there I read? At 6 in the morning? lol

Well it wasn't 6 in the morning here. stick out tongue

Yes I wanted you here though, I was feeling frisky. oh

Devalion
Originally posted by Puzzle
Well it wasn't 6 in the morning here. stick out tongue

Yes I wanted you here though, I was feeling frisky. oh

Im seeing how this works now....you only want me when your frisky??? eek!

Puzzle
Originally posted by Devalion
Im seeing how this works now....you only want me when your frisky??? eek!

That's not how it works. wink I want you all the time, but last night I was more vocal about it in my friskiness. droolio

Devalion
Originally posted by Puzzle
That's not how it works. wink I want you all the time, but last night I was more vocal about it in my friskiness. droolio

Ok so you want me all the time, but your only vocal aout your friskiness when your drinking? What the hell am I gonna do with vocals Ken? roll eyes (sarcastic)

Puzzle
Originally posted by Devalion
Ok so you want me all the time, but your only vocal aout your friskiness when your drinking? What the hell am I gonna do with vocals Ken? roll eyes (sarcastic)

You know me, and you know when I'm frisky. stick out tongue I only need to be vocal to the people who can't tell when I am. laughing

*kisses you sweetly*

Seraphim XIII
Originally posted by Puzzle
You know me, and you know when I'm frisky. stick out tongue I only need to be vocal to the people who can't tell when I am. laughing

*kisses you sweetly*

Do we have a Youtube thread?

Puzzle
Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Do we have a Youtube thread?

You mean the KMC YouTube Extravaganza?

Devalion
Originally posted by Puzzle
You know me, and you know when I'm frisky. stick out tongue I only need to be vocal to the people who can't tell when I am. laughing

*kisses you sweetly*

Not convinced....your just sucking up now..... eek!

Puzzle
Originally posted by Devalion
Not convinced....your just sucking up now..... eek!

Well...how can I convince you? Maybe if I put a ring on that finger. oh Well...too soon for that, but just think about the necklace I gave you, that shows you how much I want you (even when I'm not frisky stick out tongue). lovepuzzle

Devalion
Um, I think Im convinced now winkiss

Puzzle
Originally posted by Devalion
Um, I think Im convinced now winkiss

Love you honey. happy lover

Seraphim XIII
Are you guys an item or something?

Devalion
Nope, never met him before until tonight

Puzzle
Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Are you guys an item or something?

I have no idea who she is...

Seraphim XIII
Hot and fresh out dah kitchen!

Lies, BTW.

Puzzle
Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Hot and fresh out dah kitchen!

Lies, BTW.

You dare accuse me of lying? oh

But yeah, we lied.

Seraphim XIII
Originally posted by Puzzle
You dare accuse me of lying? oh

But yeah, we lied.

Cool, so ...

Item it is.

Puzzle
Drinky time again,.

Whiskey and Bacardi are my demons

Puzzle
Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Cool, so ...

Item it is.

And yes, I love Devalion with all my heart.

Puzzle
I got Kram3r drinking with me, I think I got Vinny too, but I;md not sure.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Puzzle
I got Kram3r drinking with me, I think I got Vinny too, but I;md not sure. I wish I could. But alas...no booze

Puzzle
Originally posted by Strangelove
I wish I could. But alas...no booze
Next week maybe?

And I fiyund out Vinny is not drinking, damn him`

Vinny Valentine
I have none shakefist

Strangelove
Originally posted by Puzzle
Next week maybe?

And I fiyund out Vinny is not drinking, damn him` Perhaps. If I can find a party that's going on. I'll ask a hookup I have

Puzzle
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I have none shakefist

mhm non dirnker

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Puzzle
mhm non dirnker

What about the last time we did this

no expression

Strangelove
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
What about the last time we did this

no expression He's drunk, he doesn't remember stick out tongue

Puzzle
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
What about the last time we did this

no expression

You didn't drinjk enough

Tattoo
Drinking!

6 shots of whiskey down the g ulllet and about to have another 1 or 2....think I'lll sotp there

Tattoo
8 shots down and I'm sopping that's enough for me for tnight

Tattoo
no replies you suck kmc!!! pst damit!

Kram3r
*posts because Ken said to on MSN* no expression

Tattoo
mr thread was feeling lonlye

Naz
ermm You alchy.

Tattoo
Originally posted by Naz
ermm You alchy.

?
a nd

Naz
srug

Tattoo
my typring is evjn worse cause I'm iusing a stupid laptop

silver_tears
That's not very good for your diet you know. 313

Tattoo
tje weekends sr chest days ~313

dr. pookie
Originally posted by silver_tears
That's not very good for your diet you know. 313

gets all horny knowing that sexy silver is in here

Tattoo
Originally posted by dr. pookie
gets all horny knowing that sexy silver is in here who the hell are ou>

Tptmanno1
Yay for being kinda drunk.
And having lots of fun.

Mišt
Originally posted by Tattoo
8 shots down and I'm sopping that's enough for me for tnight

Soft pointandlaugh I cant even remember how much I had last night, just kept going back to the bar and getting more drinks....curse you happy hourangryshakefist

Tattoo
I had to pray to the porcelain god a couple times, still nt feeling too good. That, my firneds, is why you have a designated driver (my brother) to get you home).

Tattoo
Onward...

Strangelove
Let's watch Ken's typing worsen over time! eek!

Tattoo
Indeed! eek!

Tattoo
I guess I should type every few minutes so people can see my progress, even though only a few will actually read this thread.

Strangelove
Myself included 131

Tattoo
Hooraty for Stangles

Barker
Barkles?

Strangelove
Barker just comes ~nonejockey~

Tattoo
Originally posted by Barker
Barkles?

Barkdog?

Barker
Originally posted by Strangelove
Barker just comes ~nonejockey~
kthx ~ownedjockey~

131
Originally posted by Tattoo
Barkdog?
Sometimes.

Tattoo
This vodka must suck, I was getting buzzed, now it's all going away. sad

That was a quarter bottle too.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Tattoo
This vodka must suck, I was getting buzzed, now it's all going away. sad

That was a quarter bottle too. Damn RUSKIES! shakefist

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