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post something about yourself, or something you have done or seen, something where we can all say "Dude....that's WAY too much information for me."

I once crapped my pants at sunday school.

I'm just kidding, i've never been to church.

i crapped my pants when i was sick a couple of weeks ago. it was really warm and squishy.

I crapped your pants.

I watched as he crapped your pants.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i crapped my pants when i was sick a couple of weeks ago. it was really warm and squishy.

Wow, just wow.

I've never crapped my pants.

Didn't wear pants when I was a baby, so bmpheh.

I buy crapped pants from eBay, then eat them.

Originally posted by Bloigen
I buy crapped pants from eBay, then eat them.
Are they cheap?

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Are they cheap?

Fairly cheap. I have a dealer now though, he discounts every five I buy.

Gotta love buying in bulk.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Fairly cheap. I have a dealer now though, he discounts every five I buy.
Sounds neat. Is it world wide?

Originally posted by Barker
Gotta love buying in bulk.

Gotta love hugging the hulk.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Sounds neat. Is it world wide?

Worldwide? That's just sick.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Worldwide? That's just sick.
Wow, slow down. That's too much information. ermmnone

Originally posted by Bloigen
Gotta love hugging the hulk.
Gotta love it when you kill someone and their loved ones sulk.

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Originally posted by Bloigen
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How did you know? dur

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
How did you know? dur

herbeyes

Originally posted by Bloigen
herbeyes
I mean, you can't just look at "Who's online". herbeyes

I cocksmacked my ex girlfriend and ran away laughing.

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
I cocksmacked my ex girlfriend and ran away laughing.
That sounds weird. crylaugh

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
I cocksmacked my ex girlfriend and ran away laughing.
Your ex girlfriend had a cock?

I cockesmacked Seraphim's ex girlfriend and ran away laughing.

Originally posted by Barker
Your ex girlfriend had a cock?

No, you're likely unable to read.

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
No, you're likely unable to read.
Yes, he is.

i almost died twice when i was a kid.

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
No, you're likely unable to read.
Either you slapped her with your cock or you slapped her cock. sly

-The first six months of my life as a baby was spent in the basement locked away from sunlight, never able to go outside.
-Twice in my life I nearly got hit by a car(although I think it was more then that).
-When I immigrated to Canada my family and I were so poor we lived in a trailer.
- I have whip marks on my ass from since the 8th grade.

I once walked in on my roommate eating pussy.


I just realised that most of you will more likely get off on it than be disgusted.

Originally posted by Slay
I once walked in on my roommate eating pussy.


I just realised that most of you will more likely get off on it than be disgusted.

Originally posted by Slay
I once walked in on my roommate eating pussy.


I just realised that most of you will more likely get off on it than be disgusted.

nope, im not that perverse.

doan_m, i have nearly been run over more times than i can remember. A car actually hit me once.

Half this game is ninety percent mental.

Originally posted by GCG
Half this game is ninety percent mental.

dur

9/10 of 1/2 of 100% = 45%
1/2 of 100% = (1/2)*100% = 50%
9/10 of 50% = (9/10)*50% = (50%/10)*9 = 5%*9 = 45%

45 percent of this thread is mental? Thats not so bad.

like you guys have never crapped your pants.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
like you guys have never crapped your pants.
i can honestly say that i have not

Originally posted by Barker
Either you slapped her with your cock or you slapped her cock. sly

You're still most likely unable to read. disgust

I don't need to know how to read, I just need to know the code for haermm.

ermm

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
i can honestly say that i have not
it'll happen sooner or later, trust me.

Originally posted by Barker
I don't need to know how to read, I just need to know the code for haermm.

ermm

Apparently not. Heh.

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
I cocksmacked my ex girlfriend and ran away laughing.

One time I used my dingle-berry as fish bait.

my feet are always cold.

i get naked time tomorrow

I got naked in my hottub last night by myself.

i am itching a boob.

I am trying to imagine Punkyhermy itching a boob.

Me too. vin

wow.

It's kinda hard to do . . . especially since I don't know what she looks like. I just imagine Paris Hilton, my true love.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
wow.
petpetOriginally posted by =Tired Hiker=
It's kinda hard to do . . . especially since I don't know what she looks like. I just imagine Paris Hilton, my true love. Careful not to get any STD's. 13

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
It's kinda hard to do . . . especially since I don't know what she looks like. I just imagine Paris Hilton, my true love.
Gotta catch em all.

i just had to re-adjust my crotchal region

i am itching my right big toe.

Originally posted by Thorinn
petpet Careful not to get any STD's. 13

I wear a seatbelt.

I have to pee.

I'm about to masturbate.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I have to pee. vin

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i am itching my right big toe.

Eww, gross!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Eww, gross!

hey!

i like my toes.

i just peed ermm

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
hey!

i like my toes.



Now that's too much information.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i just peed ermm

I'm trying to imagine Mr. Bacon peeing.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Now that's too much information.

I ate some P***Y earlier.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy

Originally posted by Thorinn
I ate some P***Y earlier.

potty? hmm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=



why the

?

Originally posted by Thorinn
I ate some P***Y earlier.
Pooky the bear? fear

http://ladygatorsplace.com/gar-pooky.gif

You're looking for more bear to eat, aren't you? Bastard! herbeyes

I want sex with a stranger.

Originally posted by Barker
Pooky the bear? fear

http://ladygatorsplace.com/gar-pooky.gif

You're looking for more bear to eat, aren't you? Bastard! herbeyes That made me lol.Originally posted by silver_tears
I want sex with a stranger. *raises hand*

Originally posted by silver_tears
I want sex with a stranger.

Originally posted by Thorinn
*raises hand*

But you're a bosom buddy. cryohhappy

Originally posted by silver_tears
But you're a bosom buddy. cryohhappy Pretend then.Originally posted by Barker

Originally posted by silver_tears
I want sex with a stranger.
what i dont count?

Please wait...


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This is is single handedly the best forum in the ... the forum itself.. unless the.. the.. the.. forum site. See?

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
what i dont count?

You're the maid of honour at my wedding. cryohhappy

Originally posted by Thorinn
Pretend then.

I don't indulge in such witchcraft. mhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're the maid of honour at my wedding. cryohhappy
im not a woman

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
im not a woman
funny

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
im not a woman

What makes them have to be women? Sexist. disgust

Originally posted by silver_tears
I don't indulge in such witchcraft. mhm Fine, miss out on the greatest sex in your entire life. mhm

Originally posted by Thorinn
Fine, miss out on the greatest sex in your entire life. mhm

You can't prove that. mhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
You can't prove that. mhm Cum down here and find out. mhm

Originally posted by Thorinn
Cum down here and find out. mhm

Oh I'll cum alright, I'll cum all night long! mhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Oh I'll cum alright, I'll cum all night long! mhm And you'll be satisfied through your loveless marriage. mhm

Originally posted by Thorinn
And you'll be satisfied through your loveless marriage. mhm

B.Bear will at least buy me expensive things. mhm

Originally posted by Barker
I'm masturbating.

I feel like crying.

No more expensive things for you.

More so now. cryoh

Only if you join me. nonefist


Haha, fist.

Ewww fist. ermm

Yay, fist. ermmnone

Pokemonz? laughcry

If that makes you happy. flex

The orange ones do. cryohhappy

My room is Orange.


Well, it's white, but we can fix that. 31

Originally posted by Barker
Pooky the bear? fear

http://ladygatorsplace.com/gar-pooky.gif

You're looking for more bear to eat, aren't you? Bastard! herbeyes
Haha. haermm