Bloody Drill!

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Marko
So college just had a fire drill! I hate them! Were no allowed to rake anything with us. I was just sat there Minding my own on my laptop then everything was suddenely like

nuts

I was listening to such a good tune aswell Folsom Prison I think it was. So anyway Yea I had to leave my laptop unattended for any scrote to take, grrr.

kayakat
Did anyone takei t? ermm

i usually take my stuff with me anyway srug

Marko
Originally posted by kayakat
Did anyone takei t? ermm

i usually take my stuff with me anyway srug

No luckily !!!

kayakat
Originally posted by Marko
No luckily !!!
well good ermm

Marko
Originally posted by kayakat
well good ermm Hell yea ermm

kayakat
Originally posted by Marko
Hell yea ermm
super ermm

you should like ... party

Marko
Originally posted by kayakat
super ermm

you should like ... party lol were talking about vaginas but how the word derives from a latin word scabbard ermm

kayakat
Originally posted by Marko
lol were talking about vaginas but how the word derives from a latin word scabbard ermm
ok dodgy

Marko
Originally posted by kayakat
ok dodgy

ermm

Eclipso
lol I once got int rouble for not leaving during a fire drill it was at the end of gym class and I was too tired to go outside.

Marko
Originally posted by Eclipso
lol I once got int rouble for not leaving during a fire drill it was at the end of gym class and I was too tired to go outside.


laughing out loud

silver_tears
My high school actually had real fires a few times when the alarms went off. ermm

Thorinn
Originally posted by silver_tears
My high school actually had real fires a few times when the alarms went off. ermm It was because I forgot to put out my cigarette. ermm

Marko
Originally posted by silver_tears
My high school actually had real fires a few times when the alarms went off. ermm lol

At my highschool (which was a sespit) kids went through a phase of setting them off so we were just told to ignore it unless otherwise told, so this one day in textiles it went off and we all just sat there working,

then this kid came an was like "msn-oh FIRE" and we were like STFU and shut the door on him.

Then this teacher was like "msn-oh FIRE"

so we looked at the door and there was black smoke everywhere and we were like "msn-oh FIRE"

anywho some girls were smoking in the toilets but put the lit ciggaretes in the toilet paper dispenser.


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Stupid Bints!

Thorinn
whats a bint?

silver_tears
Originally posted by Thorinn
It was because I forgot to put out my cigarette. ermm

So you were the one who set the bathrooms on fire? ermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Thorinn
whats a bint?

Idiot petpet

Marko
Originally posted by Thorinn
whats a bint?

It derives from the movie "Monty Python: And The Holy Grail"

I cant remember the exact quote but someone says to Arthur Like you think your king (or something it escapes me) Just because some watery BINT gave you a sword.

edit: oh yea, we use it to mean idiot or fool

silver_tears
How old are you Marko?

Marko
Originally posted by silver_tears
How old are you Marko? 17, why? smile

silver_tears
You said college, and here you normally go to college/university when you're 18+ shrug

Marko
Originally posted by silver_tears
You said college, and here you normally go to college/university when you're 18+ shrug oh right lol No Highschool till were 16 then college from 16 - 18 then uni 18 +

silver_tears
Righto salute2

Marko
Originally posted by silver_tears
Righto salute2

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Bloigen
My school had the record for the most prank fire drills, IN BRITAIN.

Probably Europe to. ermmnone

Marko
Originally posted by Bloigen
My school had the record for the most prank fire drills, IN BRITAIN.

Probably Europe to. ermmnone

laughing

silver_tears
We get charged so much for prank drills by the fire department. srug

Bloigen
Originally posted by silver_tears
We get charged so much for prank drills by the fire department. srug

I think that was the incentive for the people at my school doing it. ermm

Kongu Dude
Fire! fire

Thorinn
Originally posted by silver_tears
So you were the one who set the bathrooms on fire? ermm Yeah. smile

silver_tears
Perv, how dare you go in the female ones. mhm

Thorinn
Your the one I wanted to stare at. love

silver_tears
I don't use public bathrooms, icky much. 13

Thorinn
That would explain why I set the fire. hmm

You weren't in there.

silver_tears
Fair enough, buy me a latte and maybe you'll get to smell my hair. 13

Thorinn
I already have a sample of your hair. steeks

silver_tears
I was wondering about that bald patch. weep

Thorinn
Sorry. flowers

silver_tears
There better not be a next time mad

Thorinn
I dunt think so, I have enough of your hair to make a wig. leftright

silver_tears
Clone me too? leftright

Thorinn
Already did. steeks

The secks is great too. dd

silver_tears
We are tigers in the sack. leftright

Thorinn
Now all I need is to get the both of you together. naughty


Two Irene's .....dd

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