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SImple.Im oging ot a Canibal Corpse Concert TOnight

Sit on my fat arse drinking Stella, while scratching my itchy bits ...

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Sit on my fat arse drinking Stella, while scratching my itchy bits ...

Cos she's always a woman....to me....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Cos she's always a woman....to me....

Women ... in slob clothing?...

Building websites, what else

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Women ... in slob clothing?...

You're talkin' 'bout scratching yer bits....that's....classy and sexy.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're talkin' 'bout scratching yer bits....that's....classy and sexy.

You'd scratch too if you hadn't had a shower in 3 days...

Still think I'm sexy?tongue21

Write on my Novel.

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
You'd scratch too if you hadn't had a shower in 3 days...

Still think I'm sexy?tongue21

If by sexy you mean, not sexy, then yes. Totally.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
If by sexy you mean, not sexy, then yes. Totally. w00t ...

You do know I'm kidding, right?

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
w00t ...

You do know I'm kidding, right?

Olivia, dahling, you still have that bottle in your cupboard, right?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Olivia, dahling, you still have that bottle in your cupboard, right? ....


...No...Maybe

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
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...No...Maybe

petpet Regardless, you're still sexy, yes. I have seen proof.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
petpet Regardless, you're still sexy, yes. I have seen proof.

blushing.....

..Shh...everyone else might want some proof, and I'll have to start charging

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
blushing.....

..Shh...everyone else might want some proof, and I'll have to start charging

Wow...you're right....and I don't think many of the members here have enough crack to afford it.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Wow...you're right....and I don't think many of the members here have enough crack to afford it. ..hm...true.... What to do? What to do? nuts

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
..hm...true.... What to do? What to do? nuts

Aiiite, listen up. I'll volunteer to represent you. This way, they can come to me if they want to see you, or spend time with you. I'll take a very small commission off the top - say - 90%. If anyone messes with you, I'll bust their kneecaps. You can call me Huggy Bear alucard

Originally posted by Legendary Thor
SImple.Im oging ot a Canibal Corpse Concert TOnight

punk

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Aiiite, listen up. I'll volunteer to represent you. This way, they can come to me if they want to see you, or spend time with you. I'll take a very small commission off the top - say - 90%. If anyone messes with you, I'll bust their kneecaps. You can call me Huggy Bear alucard

Spend time with me?.... As in... doingit??

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Spend time with me?.... As in... doingit??

Well, if that's what you want to do...who am I to say no? I was talking more like...I dunno...reading bible passages....maybe knitting together, but hey, you're the skank....srug 'sup to you.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, if that's what you want to do...who am I to say no? I was talking more like...I dunno...reading bible passages....maybe knitting together, but hey, you're the skank....srug 'sup to you.
knitting,bible lol

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, if that's what you want to do...who am I to say no? I was talking more like...I dunno...reading bible passages....maybe knitting together, but hey, you're the skank....srug 'sup to you.


Skank!! I prefer the term slu whor...Y'know I think skank is Fair.. ...

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Skank!! I prefer the term slu whor...Y'know I think skank is Fair.. ...



So, to answer the thread's question:

I'm gonna be a pimp today, bitches...http://www.seussaza.org/oftheday/pimp.jpg

I'm going to class, why

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~


So, to answer the thread's question:

I'm gonna be a pimp today, bitches...http://www.seussaza.org/oftheday/pimp.jpg

Google image search 'Pimp'?

Originally posted by Alliance
I'm going to class, why He wants to eat your soul..

Ya i feel Hungry http://www.littleriverbooks.com/hungry.gif

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Google image search 'Pimp'?

No no...that's really me..10 minutes ago.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No no...that's really me..10 minutes ago.
Didnt know you were black

Originally posted by Legendary Thor
Ya i feel Hungry http://www.littleriverbooks.com/hungry.gif Told ya!! Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No no...that's really me..10 minutes ago. Oh..Nice ....Cane ..

Originally posted by Legendary Thor
Didnt know you were black He's wearing a suit!

oh...ok Black Suit Wearing Pimp

He is a real chocolate face...

Originally posted by Legendary Thor
Didnt know you were black

Neither did I...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Neither did I...
Look in to your mirro more ofen.Like atleast once in a life time

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Told ya!! Oh..Nice ....Cane ..

Secks? eyes

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Secks? eyes Gunna have to charge mate... One Dollar eyes

So Pricy.THis World is GOing Right Down to Hell

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Gunna have to charge mate... One Dollar eyes

Damn girl!!! *gives you $50* Pencil me in for a few weeks. naughty

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Damn girl!!! *gives you $50* Pencil me in for a few weeks. naughty Damn Crab Claw hands ...

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Damn Crab Claw hands ...


Crab claws......right-e-o....*takes back $50 and refuses hand job* doped

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Crab claws......right-e-o....*takes back $50 and refuses hand job* doped I wasn't planing on using my hands. Your loss

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
I wasn't planing on using my hands. Your loss

Yeah....but....if you have crab claws.....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah....but....if you have crab claws..... Yeah but you have antlers

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
You have antlers

Touche.

Shall we hit it then?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Touche.

Shall we hit it then?


vin

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Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused



vin

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Ow.... Mutha******!

*goes to the hospital*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ow.... Mutha******!

*goes to the hospital* lookaround

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
lookaround

I'm having an operation to save IT today...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm having an operation to save IT today... lookaround... Cousin IT?

flowers ?

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
lookaround... Cousin IT?

flowers ?

Sadly..no.

mhm Flowers won't help...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Sadly..no.

mhm Flowers won't help... Well... err nutskick

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Well... err nutskick

I........you........my balls........

doctor

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I........you........my balls........

doctor

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused


Mmm....my gavourite fookies evah!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Mmm....my gavourite fookies evah! I've created...N00b nuts

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
I've created...N00b nuts


Wha?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Wha? 7 pancakes and an omelet, hold the egg

What do you mean. 'Hold the egg'?

Don't use egg. dur

..How else will i make an omelet?

Your the chef. Use something else.
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Get out. Leave

What?.

Get out of this restaurant.

What?..Why?

Just get out.I don't want you in here.

Ok...

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