Look At Me! I'm Heterosexual!

Seraphim XIII

OMFG, I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STRAIGHT!

I LOVE WOMEN!

WOOHOO!

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Marko

I can't believe you did this.

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by Marko
What the f**k?

I can't believe you did this.

I can, because I did.

Les yeux clos

Gay as f.uck aren't you? haermm

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
Gay as f.uck aren't you? haermm

No, I really am heterosexual.

I have a fascination with a certain item only women contain.

Marko

Originally posted by harleywindu
Nope.

Ever experimented with the same sex? Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Yes.

Ever admired your private part?

Quiero Mota

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
OMFG, I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STRAIGHT!

I LOVE WOMEN!

WOOHOO!

HETEROHERO!
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You should start a straight pride parade.

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by Marko
You think because I've experimented before, this makes me gay?

Ignorance = Stupidity!

LethalFemme

Marko

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
You think because I've experimented before, this makes me gay?

Ignorance = Stupidity!
actually no, it was referring to the previous post of yours

"I have a fascination with a certain item only women contain."

Yet you clearly state that you admire your genitalia

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You are such a straight. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Syntax is good to use.

Anyways, I was really drunk/stoned one night and I kissed a guy. Believe me when I say I regretted it in the morning.

Marko

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Syntax is good to use.

Anyways, I was really drunk/stoned one night and I kissed a guy. Believe me when I say I regretted it in the morning.

laughing out loud

Drunken mistakes love em

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by Marko
actually no, it was referring to the previous post of yours

"I have a fascination with a certain item only women contain."

Yet you clearly state that you admire your genitalia

I said I admired my genitalia? Really? Where?

Even so, It doesn't prove irony or sign of contradiction.

You sux.

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by Marko
laughing out loud

Drunken mistakes love em

Not me.

Marko

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Not me.
lol I think they're funny, I've made a few but laugh about them now.

LethalFemme

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Syntax is good to use.

Anyways, I was really drunk/stoned one night and I kissed a guy. Believe me when I say I regretted it in the morning.

Did you kiss his penis or his mouth?ermm

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Did you kiss his penis or his mouth?ermm

His mouth, obviously.

判0oONY

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
Gay as f.uck aren't you? haermm

~Pielover~

The fact that you used the word "Hetrerohero" more than once in your entire lifetime proves that you are NOT a heterosexual. Because using such a word is so gay, it'd make George Cloony and Burt Reynolds go gay for each other.

Seraphim XIII

Not all of us can be abusively insecure about our sexuality.

BUT HEY, I guess that's just some people.

AOR

Originally posted by LethalFemme
They have ferrets as avas?ermm

laughing

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
The fact that you used the word "Hetrerohero" more than once in your entire lifetime proves that you are NOT a heterosexual. Because using such a word is so gay, it'd make George Cloony and Burt Reynolds go gay for each other.

Even if I was gay, which I'm not, are you saying you have something against gay people?

判0oONY

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Not all of us can be abusively insecure about our sexuality.

BUT HEY, I guess that's just some people.
People who are secure in their sexuality feel no urge to shout it out.

~Pielover~

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Even if I was gay, which I'm not, are you saying you have something against gay people? Not in the slightest. I am currently aiding a family friend of mine in a political campaign for Judge, and he happens to be a Homosexual.

While I am not gay, I have no issues with the sexual orientation of any of my peers, regardless of gender.

AOR

I wonder if the tide is receding for a reason...

~Pielover~

'Twas but a jest, my acquaintance.

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
'Twas but a jest, my acquaintance.

Pardon? I'm your acquaintance?

判0oONY

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
That's good! I'm not gay either.

Appealing to the opposite is a Logical Fallacy, Pielover.

Exactly! You pointed out the obvious for no apparent reason, by the way.
Therefor is this thread a way of you accepting yourself as a homosexual? By expressing how certain you are of your heterosexuality are you really just opening the doors to what you know in your heart is true? People will not think any less of you if you come to terms with your sexuality. Just let it out... Hear the queer in your soul.

~Pielover~

Acquaintance: n., a person whom one knows but who is not a particularly close.

Yes, yes you are.

LethalFemme

Originally posted by AOR
laughing

thankyou

AOR

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
I know what "Acquaintance" means, yet my question still stands.

So you're saying you are close to him?

AOR

Originally posted by LethalFemme
thankyou

That took you a while sly

判0oONY

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
No, and you're making assumptions again. Ugh.

This thread was built upon sarcasm, which is something that could've been made obvious. It is a lack of knowledge on your part because you weren't in Urizen's thread when I was questioning the integrity of his thread.

Basically, you misunderstood the purpose of this thread's existence. Therefore, your post is rendered invalid.

I know what "Acquaintance" means, yet my question still stands.
My post was a joke....

Marko got it... no expression

判0oONY

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Doesn't change much.

It could be saying I'm either close to him or farther away from him.

Assumptions suck.
Well, you were an idiot before as well, I guess.

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by Marko
finally

Arsehole. laughing

AOR

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Doesn't change much.

It could be saying I'm either close to him or farther away from him.

Assumptions suck.

Close refers to the making of friends. One moves up from being an acquaintance to friend. To become something less would mean to be a stranger. Since you know Marko enough that he isn't a stranger, and you are refuting being an acquaintance, it is not an assumption but a logical conclusion to conclude that you must in fact be friends.

LethalFemme

Originally posted by AOR
That took you a while sly

I'm busy.forgetu

AOR

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm busy.forgetu

With what, if I may ask?

判0oONY

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Not really, and I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me names. That's for the masses. wink

(It sucks getting stumped. Or maybe it doesn't? I wouldn't know)

Gotta go! Talk to you later. I'd appreciate it if you never posted again.... Looks like neither of us will get what we want... Que Sera, Sera.

Marko

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Arsehole. laughing

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me names. That's for the masses. wink

Barker

Wow. I really have to wonder if anyone on the forum likes Seraphim.

LethalFemme

Originally posted by AOR
With what, if I may ask?

I'm on the phone with someone.eyes

~Pielover~

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
No, and you're making assumptions again. Ugh.

This thread was built upon sarcasm, which is something that could've been made obvious. It is a lack of knowledge on your part because you weren't in Urizen's thread when I was questioning the integrity of his thread.

Basically, you misunderstood the purpose of this thread's existence. Therefore, your post is rendered invalid.

I know what "Acquaintance" means, yet my question still stands. I know you, yet we're not close. Hence, Acquaintance.

Leo.M

AOR

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm on the phone with someone.eyes

The president? ermm

AOR

Originally posted by AOR
The president? ermm

Originally posted by Leo.M
That's fabulous darling. council13

Did you just say darling shock

Ana P

Let me guess...

This thread is a sarcastic approach/response to someone's thread about being bisexual? And they somehow seek to get attention because of their sexual preference?

Well if you ask me, and this is just me rather I'm wrong or right... I think some people here actually lie about being bisexual because they somehow think they would be seen as... oh I don't know... uuhh... cool...

Lord Urizen

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Lord Urizen

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8==========D

Captain Maynard

What a waste of a thread.

ThePittman

Originally posted by LethalFemme
They have ferrets as avas?ermm No just the ones that miss their friends sad

Alliance

Barker

You're such a douche. laughing

Barker

Wait, I have another. haermm
Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
^ The smiley indicates I was speaking hypothetically, or to a secondary degree, joking around.

It's hard to tell over the Internet. That would be why you do not assume, a mistake you made.

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
A smiley to support a statement? Are you ... ? Jesus christ.

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by Barker
Wait, I have another. haermm

You know what? You got me there. I admit it. stick out tongue

Oh well, I guess shit happens.

I went a little overboard when I tried to prove him wrong. Still proved him wrong, but contradicted myself in the process. I'll man up.

Alliance

Maybe you are just consistantly overzealous.

Barker

Finally having scored a small victory, Barker will shut up about Seraphim and not start shit.

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by Barker
Finally having scored a small victory, Barker will shut up about Seraphim and not start shit.

Took you long enough. stick out tongue

Originally posted by Alliance
Maybe you are just consistantly overzealous.

We can all be overzealous sometimes. sly

Alliance

Originally posted by Barker
Finally having scored a small victory, Barker will shut up about Seraphim and not start shit. yeah...right.

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by Alliance
yeah...right.

Hmm?

Barker

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Took you long enough. stick out tongue

Sort of.

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by Barker
Sort of. laughing out loud

Barker, do you like chicken?

Legendary Thor

Yesi believe oyu are straight...not

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by Legendary Thor
Yesi believe oyu are straight...not

Like I care for the opinion of someone who can barely uphold a sentence structure and decent spelling.

AOR

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
It is an assumption, because you're incorrect. We aren't friends. Don't self proclaim it as a logical conclusion. It wasn't.

The beginning of your post was virtually you pointing out the obvious. You could also be enemies. You're singling out possibility.

That is true. The latter that is....

LifeInSepia

Hey seraphim, you know what F stands for? Ill give you a clue, it aint hetro.

P.S. it stands for fail.

AOR

so how goes things

Ana P

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Someone actually understands this thread! I didn't predict a single person would. Cool!

David Spade basically hits the nail right on the head.

http://www.m90.org/videoasx.php?url=last laugh-fake lesbians.wmv

I mean this site has more bisexuals and lesbians then both Myspace and LiveJournal combined...

Strangelove

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Ignorance = Stupidity! lol That's so wrong it's not even funny. Despite the 'rofl' smiley I just posted no expression

Ignorance= not knowing something
Stupidity= making a conscious effort not to know something.

See the difference? wink

I hope you learned from your mistake smile

Ronny

I am so gay, its insane. I just love those men

Strangelove

Originally posted by Ronny
I am so gay, its insane. I just love those men Good for me droolio

Bad for women everywhere ermm

Ronny

Originally posted by Strangelove
Good for me droolio

Bad for women everywhere ermm Everyone wants me ermm It drives me bonkers.

Strangelove

Originally posted by Ronny
Everyone wants me ermm It drives me bonkers. I wouldn't be able to stand it ermm

Ronny

Originally posted by Strangelove
I wouldn't be able to stand it ermm I can't even get a cup of coffee without people ripping my clothes off. Its crazy, man.

Strangelove

Originally posted by Ronny
I can't even get a cup of coffee without people ripping my clothes off. Its crazy, man. oh I want to rip your clothes off.

Wait a second. Now I feel like a perv.

Ronny

Originally posted by Strangelove
oh I want to rip your clothes off.

Wait a second. Now I feel like a perv. Its cool, I'd like to rip my clothes off too.

Strangelove

Originally posted by Ronny
Its cool, I'd like to rip my clothes off too. So we're agreed then hmm

Ronny

Originally posted by Strangelove
So we're agreed then hmm *highfives*

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-

Originally posted by Ronny
Its cool, I'd like to rip my clothes off too. *joins*

Strangelove

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
*joins* get out of my fantasy

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-

Originally posted by Strangelove
get out of my fantasy *eliminates*

Strangelove

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
*eliminates* You think you can just 'eliminate' Strangelove? roll eyes (sarcastic)

TPS

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
You think because I've experimented before, this makes me gay?

Ignorance = Stupidity!

I am not sure if this post has been touched on to the extent that it should have. I am extreamly lazy and would rather not read through the plethera of pages this thread contains.

However, I am going to state that this is probably one of the smartest things I have ever read on this site. At a first glance, it may not appear as though, and perhaps it was expressed a little differently then it should have, it is riddled with insight.

Why is it socially acceptable for a female to kiss another female (and they are not gay) but if a man kisses another man, they are automatically homosexual?

Kongu Dude

Nice sig, TPS. no expression

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by Strangelove
lol That's so wrong it's not even funny. Despite the 'rofl' smiley I just posted no expression

Ignorance= not knowing something
Stupidity= making a conscious effort not to know something.

See the difference? wink

I hope you learned from your mistake smile

You assumed my post was generalizing that ignorance = stupidity. I meant in this particular situation in which the person questioning my sexuality was IGNORANT to my motives and what I meant, so they made an assumption based on ignorance. Making a directly ignorant move like that while placing an assumption is effectively stupid.

Now, go run off and learn from YOUR mistake.

lord xyz

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by lord xyz
Is this the hetero equivelant of camp?

It's a parody of another thread. PAY ATTENTION, DAMN IT! stick out tongue

lord xyz

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
It's a parody of another thread. PAY ATTENTION, DAMN IT! stick out tongue

I'm sorry. crybaby

LifeInSepia

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
It's a parody of another thread. PAY ATTENTION, DAMN IT! stick out tongue

its not a very good one ermm

Kongu Dude

Meh. ermm

Marko

Originally posted by TPS
I am not sure if this post has been touched on to the extent that it should have. I am extreamly lazy and would rather not read through the plethera of pages this thread contains.

However, I am going to state that this is probably one of the smartest things I have ever read on this site. At a first glance, it may not appear as though, and perhaps it was expressed a little differently then it should have, it is riddled with insight.

Why is it socially acceptable for a female to kiss another female (and they are not gay) but if a man kisses another man, they are automatically homosexual?

No-one ever said that. Its just that he said that he experimented with the other sex and admires his penis, no-one i.e. me said he was gay because of it. I have nothing wrong with homosexuaity in the slightest ermm

Strangelove

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
You assumed my post was generalizing that ignorance = stupidity. I meant in this particular situation in which the person questioning my sexuality was IGNORANT to my motives and what I meant, so they made an assumption based on ignorance. Making a directly ignorant move like that while placing an assumption is effectively stupid.

Now, go run off and learn from YOUR mistake. laughing

If you weren't generalizing, then you would have been more specific. Plus there's the fact that you've equated ignorance to stupidity before. So you are once again wrong 313

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by Strangelove
laughing

If you weren't generalizing, then you would have been more specific. Plus there's the fact that you've equated ignorance to stupidity before. So you are once again wrong 313

I shouldn't have to be more specific. Why, to save YOU from making assumptions? No.

You're trying to tell me what I said. That's a no no.

So, that means because I've equated it before, I must have been generalizing before? That's a Logical Fallacy.

Hahaha.

Strangelove

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
I shouldn't have to be more specific. Why, to save YOU from making assumptions? No.

You're trying to tell me what I said. That's a no no.

So, that means because I've equated it before, I must have been generalizing before? That's a Logical Fallacy.

Hahaha. So we're back to logical fallacy now? Fantastic. May I remind you that's you've put words in my mouth before too?

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by Strangelove
So we're back to logical fallacy now? Fantastic. May I remind you that's you've put words in my mouth before too?

Oh my god. Are you serious?

You're using previous arguments against me? How last resort do you need to get?

You're wrong, because even if I was generalizing (Which I can assure you I wasn't) you can not prove that I was.

Strangelove

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Oh my god. Are you serious?

You're using previous arguments against me? How last resort do you need to get?

You're wrong, because even if I was generalizing (Which I can assure you I wasn't) you can not prove that I was. Well if you actually were not generalizing, I made a mistake, and I apologize. It was an easy mistake to make, however.

And I wasn't 'using previous arguments against you' I was mentioned that you've put words in my mouth before. And it's not a good thing 33

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by Strangelove
Well if you actually were not generalizing, I made a mistake, and I apologize. It was an easy mistake to make, however.

I understand. We all make mistakes and I've made mine before.

Usually, when I do put words in your mouth, it's been during an argument. That's why I said 'Using previous arguments against me'. We've both done it to each other before so whatever. Shit happens.

Strangelove

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Usually, when I do put words in your mouth, it's been during an argument. That's why I said 'Using previous arguments against me'. We've both done it to each other before so whatever. Shit happens. Indeed it does

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by Strangelove
Indeed it does

Hmm?

Strangelove

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Hmm? Indeed, shit does happen

Seraphim XIII

Originally posted by Strangelove
Indeed, shit does happen

Ah.

TPS

Originally posted by Marko
No-one ever said that. Its just that he said that he experimented with the other sex and admires his penis, no-one i.e. me said he was gay because of it. I have nothing wrong with homosexuaity in the slightest ermm

You took my comment a little too personal. I was more saying in general... society views male-male relationships as "abominational" and female-female as a "God Send."

Said comment of mine was not directed at anyone in particular, but more a G-E-N-E-R-A-L-I-Z-A-T-I-O-N.

Tracking now? wink