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1. You learnt who really invented mayonaise

2. You learnt what parley means

3. You learnt what happens if you dont call sparrow "Captain" (you get shot in the head by me)

4. You know that Barbossa and Jack the Monkey are the best of friends

5. Corsets are very dangerous.

6. if you wanna turn on the local commodore....a.) don't be a pirate and b.) wear a corset...

7. If you're wearing buckled shoes, odds are you're not a pirate....yet.

8. We know Davy Jones is a pansy when it comes to love and dice.

9. We know jars of dirt were popular in the late 1600s and were later replaced by security blankets.

10. You'll hurt yourself badly when bitten by monkeys

11. You know not to buy an un-dead monkey, they smell

12. You know that if you were talented you wouldnt b in POTC, coz ted and terry have too many surprises

13. You learnt that If you really read the letters of marque it would really say how much of a eunich beckett is

14. Will is pretty hot when wet.

15. That for some reason all gusy fall in love with Liz.

16. we know that all the guys who fall in love with liz, end up with wil

17. We know that covered or not covered with clothes, jacks hot

18. we know barbossa and tia dalma would have a dirty relationship if they were together

19. If Barbossa and Tia end up together, they can adopt Will and the monkey.

20. if barbossa and tia end up together they will have dirty, slimey, voodoo priest/priestess babies

21. we know that apples go dirty after barbossa eats them

21. we know that davy jones loves the kraken

22. We know that....uh...Jack is hot lol

23. We know that chiki feels sorry for jack

24. We know that CJL makes a lot of typos.

25. We know CJL makes typos coz she types fast

26. We know that Chiki loves making siggies

27. We know that im special no matter what

28. You know that if some1 sleeps throuout POTC and you throw popcorn at them, they'll get angry

29. You know that if you scream coz will and liz are still together, they'll removie you from the theatre,

30. We know that if we really cared about will/liz, we'd kill ted and terry for getting liz to kill jack, and then thered b no more POTC

31. I didn't know that I have to work tomorow lol

Good night! Keep the faith!

32. We all know chiki has work tomorrow

33. We all know that if you were a eunich, you cnt have little babies

34. girls cant be eunichs

35. We all know how sailor loves her norrie

36. we know where eyeliner came from

37.you learn how to speak pelegostian

37. u learn how dangerouse rum, explosives and guns are when combines

38. that the EITC was EVIL!

39. the best way to attract male attention is to faint..works 99% of the time unless all males within ur range are engaged in a threeway sword fight.

40.always check the weather OR book some where indoors for ur wedding.

41.compasses don't always point north

42.don't try out your crushes last name in sticky situations...just don't. bouds ill by all accounts.

42.if ur a guy DON'T trust a kinky virgin whose got the hots for u...they will kill u. I repeat. U WILL BE KILLED

43. always have some fun one person activities like video games etc. with u incase u have to spen a long time in DJ's locker. u won't get bored.

44. one must buy some anti aging cream for one's father

45. we learn what EITC is

46. Who or what kills (cries) Captain Jack Sparrow

47. why jack had a green bug on his nose

48. dont even bother getting davy jones some anti aging cream, we learn why

49. DONT TAKE YOUR NECKLACE OFF, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S GOT POWERS

50. That blacksmiths are handy with swords

51. how to properly sink a boat, for it comes in handy then and again

^^ that was HILARIOUS TEE PIRATEGIRL, EVERYONE IS SOO FUNNY lol

lol thnx I loved urs too. my faves:
49. DONT TAKE YOUR NECKLACE OFF, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S GOT POWERS

50. That blacksmiths are handy with swords

51. how to properly sink a boat, for it comes in handy then and again

lol everyones so good with these.

haha thanks lol

52. How to put your pirate hat on straight

53. That you CAN look really sexy in a bandanna

54. That some hats can float

55. That pirates dont have much fun at their weddings

56. that sometimes it's ok to have a weird coloured wedding dress - yellow? no problem!

57. that you should always get the "single and horny" bug out of your system BEFORE getting married or engaged.

58. that girls just don't look that good in men's trousers.

59. that certain celebrities should never be cast opposite other celebrities in competition for the same lady

60. that Disney gets incredibly kinky and sometimes even S/M when they put their minds to it.

61. that "political correctness" apparently doesn't apply to Disney

62. that you should check the forecast in advance if you are having an outdoor wedding.

63. that a good (or bad) reputation can make life a whole lot more exciting.

64. that pirates drink rum...?

65. that your soon to be husband SHOULD ACTUALLY TURN UP FOR THE WEDDING

66. that a man and a squid can morph all into one, it gives you a SQIUDMAN

67. if you plan to buy a hat, but a BIG one

68. that men's names CAN sound like barbie

69. grown men can in fact have long nails

70. that you dont wanna make a commodore mad

71. what happens when you make a commodore go through a storm off tripoli - he comes back not too happy about it!

love the numba 71!!!

72. That no matter what way you look at it; Will iS a eunich

73: In the event of Davy Jones coming after you soul; offer him a two-for-the-price-of-one-hundred deal. BARGAIN!

74: If you're a pirate; DON'T cheat on your spouse. The chances are that your relationship will have a very 'slappy' ending.

75. If you plan on feinting and falling off a forte; do it without wearing THAT hat.

76. If your second names have anything to do with birds; your a match made in heaven.

77. If your name is will turner; then your deffinately a eunich.

78. Its common knowledge that NO pirate dies...except the ones who aren't jack or barboza.

79. If your name is tia Dalma; well....quite frankly i may not want to be your friend. Oh, and get your teeth fixed, will you? Your scaring the children.

80. If your a merchant-sailor-come-pirate, then it is more than likely that you will be able to tell a story to anyone...like selling sand to the desert...

81. Non-pirating sailors will believe dress puppets over logic any time.

82. Krakens need someone to love.

83. The best way to defeat Davy Jones? Lull him to sleep and tickle his tentacles.

84. If your dad abandoned you when you were a child, he's most likely now a pirate about to turn into a starfish.

85. If you're in one particular jail cell in Port Royal, odds are, you're going to get out.

86. We know why the rum is always gone.

Originally posted by aelizabeth
86. We know why the rum is always gone. zomg! why is that only 86...it should be like number one

87. don't give a drunken ex-commodore a pistol....

88. No one makes better sword/relationship metaphors than James Norrington.

89. When in a pinch, governor's daughters like to hit people with bottles.

90. When all else fails; Do the jack run

91. Jack is the only one who knows the true meaning of "vexed"

92. Tooth paste and tooth brush are enemies with the pirates.

93. Where rappers got their gold teeth influence from.

lol thanks

94. what a commodores wig would look like

95. that pirates CAN in fact say REALLY long and confuzzling words

96. that some necklaces can keep you alive

97. what happens when you decide to get a pet monkey

98. that english people can have tans

99. DONT WEAR A CORSET IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

100. Woo Hoo 100!!! - we learn that if you accidentally fall of an EXTREMELY DEADLY HIGH KILLER YOU WILL DIE CLIFF, you won't die

Originally posted by AudioHeart


100. Woo Hoo 100!!! - we learn that if you accidentally fall of an EXTREMELY DEADLY HIGH KILLER YOU WILL DIE CLIFF, you won't die

LOL!!!

Originally posted by T.Maria
90. When all else fails; Do the jack run


LMAO!!!


101. We learnt that when you make Norriw upset, Sailor gets upset and screams at you

102. We learnt that witchin 2 days we can make a "things weve learnt" list very quickly

103. We've learned if you dangle an apple in front of an undead pirate, he'll take it.

104. Always look at who's got the gun (Barbossa!)

105. Fake eyes are more durable than they appear.

106: If you happen to be stuck on a cannibal island and are told that your are a god; do the right thing play along...if not, you will probably meet a very messy end...

Originally posted by T.Maria
106: If you happen to be stuck on a cannibal island and are told that your are a god; do the right thing play along...if not, you will probably meet a very messy end...

...and even if you play along, you will probable meet a very messy end anyway, unless you are Captain Jack Sparrow, become a fruit kabob, jump off a cliff, and run to your ship to safety while the cannibals chase you. it is also good to bring along the dog who carried the keys to distract the cannibals.

kabob...lol

107: We've learned that even when Jack Sparrow is a skeleton...hes still damn sexy!

haha fruit kabob, lmao

^^ HOW TRUE!!!

108. we learn that every now and again it comes in handy to have a voodoo priestess for a friend

109. We learn that if you have an immortal monkey in a cage and a pistol that doesnt work, you then get an undead monkey

110. We learnt that if someone called us on our mob during the movie, we always makesure that we dont answer.

AMEN TO NUMBER 110.

amen to 101

LOL!!! WOOT! we're up to 110!!


111. kraken goo is "not so bad!"

112.Some people can still be sexy covered in slime

113. if u want something from a pirate(or most other guys for that matter)...GET HIM DRUNK!!!

114.take away said drunk pirate's pistol away from him when he's sleeping cause unless he's Jack HE WILL SHOOT U AFTER U BURN THE RUM!!!

115. if ur single and u wanna meet someone don't contact any dating services...fall off a cliff instead.

116.some people can seduce others when dirty and wearing men's clothes.

117.if ur in love with a pirate have Tic Tacs in your pocket...just incase u HAVE to kiss him.

118. don't make deals with the devil if u don't intend to keep them.

119. don't make deals with the devil. period

120.death is never eternal. u just need to have a bunch of guilty, needy, stupid people to come after u.

121. no matter what your mama told u when u were little. It IS all about how u look.

122. if ur the only girl around all the guys will fall in love with u.

123. It helps to be the governer's daughter if ur in sticky situations.

124. making deals with horny pirates is like making a wish to an evil genie...BE WARE OF LOOPHOLES

^^ haha omg good ones! soo funny GENIOUS everyone is soo good at this lol

i love 115

lmao Tee_Pirategirl!! they were great!

124: DENIAL is not just a river in egypt...its a feeling that you will come to know very well if you fall inlove with jack sparrow

^^^LMFAO!!!!!

Originally posted by sailorleo
amen to 101

we all no it sailor, and we love you! lol

`125. That men's names CAN sound like BARBIE

...did someone already say that?...

126. Hot-blooded pirate trumps pansy any day of the week, usually by cheating.

127. "There is only what a man can do and what a man can't do."

128. Good men like to pretend they're bad but will be good for you even though it means they'll never get to have you even though they're good and you yourself are slightly bad, which is what you never pretended to be but it came out while he was being good and........damn it. Someone else go. I didn't learn anything from all that.

lmao to number 128

do we stop when we reach 200 or do we just keep going?

^^^jmust keep goin, no one cares lol

129. We learned that waiting weeks and weeks for trailers is well worth it.

AMEN!!!

Oh it was soooo worth it!

I second that amen!

AMEN!!!

SOOOOOOO worth it.... though seeing it in English will probably add a whole new dimension of hotness and intensity to it...

i want to hear johnny saying those lines

LOVE UR SIGGY!!!!^^^^

thanks

bak to the d&ds?

this thread died,wat have we learnt now????

130. I don't know if someone's said this or not, but we have the French to thank for such words as "parley" and "mayonaise."

131. that if you go around saying "consider into your calculations that you robbed me of my wedding night"..may get some people thinking you are just horny rather than sorry you didn't get to marry the love of your life...
132. that if you tell a sexy pirate who is hot for you that you are soooo ready to be married don't be surprised if he offers to "marry" you right then and there so you can no longer have to wonder what it would be like to be married...
133. that one silly little old compass could cause such turmoil to so many people....
134. that a jar of dirt can be one's security blanket
135. that James Norrington is way sexier with his matted bronw hair than all stuffy and stiff in a white wig..too bad we have to see him that way again in AWE
136. that in movie land....Will Turner is suppose to be the "spitting image" of ol bootstrap...NOT.....
137. that when making a deal with Barbossa and Beckett, you should at least have a plan...not just assume they will honor your request....
138. that you should always trust a dishonest pirate to be dishonest, that it's the honest one's you can't trust....
139. that when you are a pirate, you can't trust anyone....cuz even your best of friends will betray you at some point....

LMAO!!!

still....this thread died


140. We learnt that pirates cheat within the first 6 minutes of a swordfight...against a eunich that is
141. We learnt that apples taste nicer when your NOT a skeleton
142. I think we learnt that not every monkey is a bulter monkey

Originally posted by Tramps Lady
LMAO!!!

still....this thread died


140. We learnt that pirates cheat within the first 6 minutes of a swordfight...against a eunich that is
141. We learnt that apples taste nicer when your NOT a skeleton
142. I think we learnt that not every monkey is a bulter monkey

143. We learnt that everyone except me knows what eunich is...
144. We learned that people can learn how to sword fight in months and become just as skilled as Jack. IE Elizabeth.

145.We learnt that eunich is another word for a "castrated man"
146.We learnt that Will is the most skilled swordsmen, and Jack is the least skilled, which makes him sexxii
147.We learnt that the less we try, the more "we learnt..." points we come up with

148. We've learned that Will is, in fact, a closet soprano, and possibly also a closet poet.
149.We've learned that Beckett might very well also be a closet soprano with Will, and they secretly practice duets together and read eachothers poems.
150. That only POTC could make a triumphant ending involving a green apple.
151. We've learned that Will might be more skilled at swordfighting than Jack, but Jack definatly has more skill with the sword.

I learned THat Puting FLaming Pakages of SHit on peoples doorsteps aint nice .

152. Never trust the lady with the crab legs
153. Never, EVER, go for that sword decorating your wall. You won't be able to use it.

154. "Long pork" is slang for human flesh. Creeeeeepy.

lmao

155. We've learned that if you happened to be a whore back in the pirating days, then its likely that you have shared a bed with jack sparrow...

Not that anyone would be complaining

156. We've learned that you can sleep with nearly every hooker around and still (to our knowledge) be disease free. Maybe that's not such a good lesson.....

Originally posted by Tramps Lady
145.We learnt that eunich is another word for a "castrated man"
146.We learnt that Will is the most skilled swordsmen, and Jack is the least skilled, which makes him sexxii
147.We learnt that the less we try, the more "we learnt..." points we come up with

I don't know about Jack being the least skilled since he was able to fight Will evenly in the first movie and it looks like he is going to do the same with Davvy Jones in the next movie, but I'll go with you.

157.

We've also learned that Eunichism was more popular amongst blacksmith's than any other job occupation

158. We learnt that when you say "Im Listening" it gets you nowhere, besides getting a gun put to your forhead
159. We learnt that currency is the currency of the realm
160. We learnt that having liz robbed of her wedding night is not a wedding interupted, but, infact, fate intervened.

161. While stabbing a guy with a butter knife may look cool, it doesn't actually get you anywhere.

162. If Jack is your captain and your name isn't Will, Liz, Gibbs, Cotton, Marty, Pintel, or Ragetti, the chances are, you're going to die.

lol these are funny!

163. potc is good for people who are slap happy