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steal from a shop.

......steal candy from a 1st grader when I was in 6th grade

Killed a man just to see him die.

awsome

Originally posted by Bloigen
Killed a man just to see him die.

I only hope you did it with a plastic spork and fiery sauce from taco bell when you did it.

Jerked off to hentai

Originally posted by Bloigen
Killed a man just to see him die.

lmao Johnny cash

i dunno. im a bit of a swat. i spose its probably.... no, cant think of anything

Actually, i once turned down sex at the age of twelve, but that was bad as in stupid, not bad as in evil.

Originally posted by Marko
lmao Johnny cash I hear the train a commin

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attacked my sister with a hammer
pushed some girl down a flight of stairs
kicked my niece
swore in church
compulsive lying

Originally posted by luffyjin
Jerked off to hentai Who hasnt shrug

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
attacked my sister with a hammer
pushed some girl down a flight of stairs
kicked my niece
swore in church
compulsive lying
Youre an Evil Dudette

Originally posted by Legendary Thor
Youre an Evil Dudette Don't hate me cause im beautiful

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Don't hate me cause im beautiful
WHo said i hate you?

Originally posted by Legendary Thor
WHo said i hate you? Fair enough ...

Oh. Ha. I reported this girl I know to the police and social services cause she was illegally claiming benefits, and using the money to buy booze. Why should I have to work and pay tax when she gets to sit on her arse and get money for nothing.

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Fair enough ...

Oh. Ha. I reported this girl I know to the police and social services cause she was illegally claiming benefits, and using the money to buy booze. Why should I have to work and pay tax when she gets to sit on her arse and get money for nothing.
Exelent

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Who hasnt shrug you jack off to henai?


banged my best friends mom

Originally posted by TRH
well??

Taken women. ermm

I dont know an answer to this question
Other than well attitude towards people
Going over to canada in the way i did.

one time i grabbed a cat by the tail, swung it round and round, then let go. the poor thing flew into a cement staircase.

Originally posted by Legendary Thor
Exelent

Originally posted by a1hsauce
you jack off to henai?


banged my best friends mom Urotsukidoji ...and various others ..

Did you really?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
one time i grabbed a cat by the tail, swung it round and round, then let go. the poor thing flew into a cement staircase.

I'm calling PETA! oh

man, i felt terrible afterwards. i actually cried.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
one time i grabbed a cat by the tail, swung it round and round, then let go. the poor thing flew into a cement staircase. did it die?

I went our with a girl who i didn't like then dumped her.
Recently I led a guy on, that was pretty evil.

Originally posted by Marko
Recently I led a guy on, that was pretty evil.

I do that all the time.. no big dealio shrug

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused


Urotsukidoji ...and various others ..

Did you really? nah...but i hit on her pretty good

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
I do that all the time.. no big dealio shrug I don't feel that bad If I do it with a girl, but I dunno I felt harsh cos it was a guy. lol

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
man, i felt terrible afterwards. i actually cried.

Well I hope it didn't die man.

arent u a dude?

Sometimes i call people Mr.Dick

Originally posted by a1hsauce
arent u a dude? who me?

ya

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ya
yea why?

ohhh..nevermind..I didnt know why that didnt compute for me haha...brain fart

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohhh..nevermind..I didnt know why that didnt compute for me haha...brain fart lmao, made me laugh mate

Originally posted by TRH
did it die?
it crawled off into the woods and died.

c

i used to put my hamster in a ball and let the cats play with it.

thats kinda mean

Originally posted by TRH
I hear the train a commin

it's rolling round the bend

Originally posted by a1hsauce
thats kinda mean
i know, it wet itself I felt awful..

haha..thats actually kinda funny now

Originally posted by a1hsauce
haha..thats actually kinda funny now

I poured nair in a girl's hair on the bus because she called me a **** once...

thats called vendetta...haha did she freak out?

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
I poured nair in a girl's hair on the bus because she called me a **** once...


I got gum in my sisters hair, she had to cut it

I punched a kid in the face because he tried to take my seat on the bus. 13

Originally posted by Marko
dustereek

He thought he could because he was fat and bigger than me. 13

once, when i was like 15, i was deer hunting. it was the last weekend of deer season, and i had never shot a deer. my dad was like "ok, we have some doe tags left. if you see a big doe, pop her ass." well......it was getting dark, and out pops the biggest fattest doe i have ever seen. i raise my rifle and take aim, squeeze the trigger, and she goes down. perfect lung shot. i was amazed i hit her, cuz it was like a three hundred yard shot, and she was trotting. well, i went down to see it, neared it, and was like "yeah, i got your ass, byatch." then she looked at me......with those big beautiful eyes. she was actually crying and whimpering. ok, i was holding it together then. until her fawn came out, oblivious to me, and started nudging her with their noses, they were like "hey, mom, lets go." man, i just collapsed and lost it. my dad and uncles and cousins rose up on their ATV's. my dad ran over, thinking i was hurt. seeing i was ok, he asked why i was crying. i was like & quot;shecameoutandishotherandehrbabiescameoverands
hewascryingWWWWAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
i have'nt touched a deer rifle since.

Originally posted by Marko
Yea when Lower 6th started college they tried to overtake the common room fromus. Didn't happen...

Oh this is good, I told my mates mum that I got my arms muscly by wanking.



When I was at football practice after school, a freshman got into my jeans and stole some money from me, my coach found out and told me that I could choose his punishment.

I made him do 200 Up-Downs. 31

Originally posted by a1hsauce
thats called vendetta...haha did she freak out? lol, yes, yes Originally posted by Marko


I got gum in my sisters hair, she had to cut it lol. hair is a great revenge target

Originally posted by Marko
oh Thats ace!

I don't like hunting! You orphaned Bambi! That was you in the movie wasn't it!
wanna hear the worst part? my dad was like "be a man. we dont cry. you killed it, you gut it and skin it." he actually made me string her up, gut her, and skin and quarter her back at camp.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
wanna hear the worst part? my dad was like "be a man. we dont cry. you killed it, you gut it and skin it." he actually made me string her up, gut her, and skin and quarter her back at camp. omg thats sick!

Originally posted by Marko
omg thats sick!
its what you do when you hunt. you have to cut out their guts. you hang the carcass by the neck, cut them from neck to rear, and yank out all of their insides. windpipe, guts, genitals. all of it.

I thought you just shot it and the park rangers would do that crap for you!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
its what you do when you hunt. you have to cut out their guts. you hang the carcass by the neck, cut them from neck to rear, and yank out all of their insides. windpipe, guts, genitals. all of it. I don't mean the proces is sick, damn I'm a biologist t college we disect stuff loads, but he fact that you were so upset and he made you do that is sick!

devirginized a girl.

Originally posted by Smiter
devirginized a girl.

Why is that wrong? Its nature fool

thats a terrifying sig!

Originally posted by Marko
Why is that wrong? Its nature fool

because its bloody messy.

Originally posted by Smiter
because its bloody messy.

not always.

Originally posted by Smiter
because its bloody messy.
Wow Dude.Nice

Originally posted by Legendary Thor
Wow Dude.Nice

Well she's 18 with strict Muslim Upbringing, and she is not born American. So I expected the tightness.

I joined KMC Forums.

I joined KMC Forums.

I posted three times in a row in this thread.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I posted three times in a row in this thread.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I joined KMC Forums.

I quoted Tired Hiker.

Originally posted by Bloigen
I quoted Tired Hiker.

How can you live with yourself?!! youpi

Originally posted by Marko
I don't mean the proces is sick, damn I'm a biologist t college we disect stuff loads, but he fact that you were so upset and he made you do that is sick!
it was like a passage to manhood ceremony. it made me hard for years.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
it was like a passage to manhood ceremony. it made me hard for years.

haha omg. Glad I didn't do anything like that!

I highlighted Snoop Dogg and he turned white, now he looks like the guy from KFC. herbnone

Originally posted by Itzak
I highlighted Snoop Dogg and he turned white, now he looks like the guy from KFC. herbnone

do show

once, when i was like 15, i was beer drinking. it was the last weekend of beer season, and i had never drank a beer. my dad was like "ok, we have some beers left. if you see a big beer, chug her ass." well......it was getting dark, and out pops the biggest fattest beer i have ever seen. i raise my glass and pour the beer, drink the beer, and it goes down. perfect chugging posture. i was amazed i drank her, cuz it was like a three hundred liter beer, and she was foamy. well, i went down to drink more, poured it, and was like "yeah, i'm gonna drink your ass, byatch." then the beer looked at me......with those big beautiful eyes. she was actually crying and whimpering. ok, i was holding it together then. until her baby beers came out, oblivious to me, and started nudging her with their noses, they were like "hey, momm beer, lets go." man, i just collapsed and lost it. my dad and uncles and cousins rose up on their ATV's. my dad ran over, thinking i was hurt. seeing i was ok, he asked why i was crying. i was like " shebeercameoutandidrankherandehrbabiescameoverands
hewasbeer
cryingWWWWAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
i have'nt touched a beer since.

Iszak says:
If you highlight Snoopy, he turns white. vin
Bloigmasta says:
Racist. herbshock
Iszak says:
OMG! I'm so racist. vin
Iszak says:
LOOK! IT'S A WHITE DOGG!
Bloigmasta says:
He looks like the KFC dude. vin
Iszak says:
He highlights himself and sells chicken in his free time. vin

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
once, when i was like 15, i was beer drinking. it was the last weekend of beer season, and i had never drank a beer. my dad was like "ok, we have some beers left. if you see a big beer, chug her ass." well......it was getting dark, and out pops the biggest fattest beer i have ever seen. i raise my glass and pour the beer, drink the beer, and it goes down. perfect chugging posture. i was amazed i drank her, cuz it was like a three hundred liter beer, and she was foamy. well, i went down to drink more, poured it, and was like "yeah, i'm gonna drink your ass, byatch." then the beer looked at me......with those big beautiful eyes. she was actually crying and whimpering. ok, i was holding it together then. until her baby beers came out, oblivious to me, and started nudging her with their noses, they were like "hey, momm beer, lets go." man, i just collapsed and lost it. my dad and uncles and cousins rose up on their ATV's. my dad ran over, thinking i was hurt. seeing i was ok, he asked why i was crying. i was like " shebeercameoutandidrankherandehrbabiescameoverands
hewasbeer
cryingWWWWAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
i have'nt touched a beer since.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Iszak says:
If you highlight Snoopy, he turns white. vin
Bloigmasta says:
Racist. herbshock
Iszak says:
OMG! I'm so racist. vin
Iszak says:
LOOK! IT'S A WHITE DOGG!
Bloigmasta says:
He looks like the KFC dude. vin
Iszak says:
He highlights himself and sells chicken in his free time. vin

vin

Originally posted by Marko
haha omg. Glad I didn't do anything like that!
it instilled a love for animals in me.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
it instilled a love for animals in me.

yea? Well if its a lesson well learned

imagine having your hand elbow deep in a deer carcass, still warm, yanking out its guts.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
imagine having your hand elbow deep in a deer carcass, still warm, yanking out its guts.

I've had my arm shoulder deep down a cows throat,

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
once, when i was like 15, i was beer drinking. it was the last weekend of beer season, and i had never drank a beer. my dad was like "ok, we have some beers left. if you see a big beer, chug her ass." well......it was getting dark, and out pops the biggest fattest beer i have ever seen. i raise my glass and pour the beer, drink the beer, and it goes down. perfect chugging posture. i was amazed i drank her, cuz it was like a three hundred liter beer, and she was foamy. well, i went down to drink more, poured it, and was like "yeah, i'm gonna drink your ass, byatch." then the beer looked at me......with those big beautiful eyes. she was actually crying and whimpering. ok, i was holding it together then. until her baby beers came out, oblivious to me, and started nudging her with their noses, they were like "hey, momm beer, lets go." man, i just collapsed and lost it. my dad and uncles and cousins rose up on their ATV's. my dad ran over, thinking i was hurt. seeing i was ok, he asked why i was crying. i was like " shebeercameoutandidrankherandehrbabiescameoverands
hewasbeer
cryingWWWWAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
i have'nt touched a beer since.

Profiled.

Originally posted by Marko
I've had my arm shoulder deep down a cows throat,
perv.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
perv.

Eye noes vin

talk about milking the cow.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
talk about milking the cow.

I see what you did there vin

that'll put some hair on your ass.

your right its like a bush vin

bikini wax time!!!

dustereek

your ass looks like a wookkiee.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
your ass looks like a wookkiee.

31 Smells like one too vin

ewwww....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ewwww....

I killed a pidgeon.

I killed my friend. vin

You cut your neighbours TV Cable? crylaugh

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
You cut your neighbours TV Cable? crylaugh yeah.. because she said she would go out and then she didnt. Pissed me off. herbdoped

Haha. laughcry

Beat my elementary school principles knee in. She had to get surgery.. =|

I cut the power to someones house before. <__<;

Haha. herbeyes

I think I threatened to kill a stranger...

I lied to my girl and told her I had sex with her sister.

ah......i see clearly now.

Let's just say... I've seen a naked penguin. herbeyes

Originally posted by Itzak
Let's just say... I've seen a naked penguin. herbeyes
after seeing Bloigen naked did you try to scratch out your eyes?

Originally posted by BakaXero
after seeing Bloigen naked did you try to scratch out your eyes? like Oedipus shock

Every time I think of it I end up hating myself for the next few days.

I took candy from a baby while kicking a kitten. im a terrible person and im going to hell

Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
I lied to my girl and told her I had sex with her sister.

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
like Oedipus shock

Poor guy.

I told my little sister there's no tooth fairy.

Shame on me.

Still, it was funny until my mum beat me with a shoe

last summer i made all my friends think i was stabbed by a guy i made up on msn called jack jones

everyone belived too, some people even went to the hospital to see me.

but when i went into scholl and was not stabbed i blamed it on this guy

lots of stuff happened inbetween but i cant be bothered to write a lot

I was touching myself in mid-prayer to god haermm

Originally posted by TRH
well?? It was stupid and quite possibly illegal, so I'd rather not talk about it

I'm a good boy :-P

Probably the worst thing i have done is lead a person on for free concert tickets, lol.

Originally posted by TRH
well??
Not much comes to mind right now except for that one time I kicked my mother in the chest. Hard. mhmm

Hmm worst thing?
I'd say steal a book when I was 11 years old

I have done a lot, so not sure where to start

Therefore I will not