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silver_tears
I have nothing agenst stupid people ok.I got a couple of stupid friends.Me and my friends got togather right and im reading a book...yay...any way my friend who is like a genius started crying i asked whats wrong, being nice and trying to stop her crying.She screems and thouw objets at me saying i made her stupid...WTF?!!!! i didn't make her stupid iwould die to have her brain..and she says i made her stupid and i hate stupid people..
Omg what the heck ...i think my friends high..
herbeyes
Vinny Valentine
I see what you did there herbermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I see what you did there herbermm
star
TRH
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I see what you did there herbermm lkj
AOR
Originally posted by silver_tears
I have nothing agenst stupid people ok.I got a couple of stupid friends.Me and my friends got togather right and im reading a book...yay...any way my friend who is like a genius started crying i asked whats wrong, being nice and trying to stop her crying.She screems and thouw objets at me saying i made her stupid...WTF?!!!! i didn't make her stupid iwould die to have her brain..and she says i made her stupid and i hate stupid people..
Omg what the heck ...i think my friends high..
herbeyes
I was about to point out some errors in the post and then I realized it was funny leftright
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by silver_tears
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I <3 You Irene.
Wild-Cherry
you deserve a cookie
silver_tears
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I <3 You Irene.
Thank you my little stud muffin. vin
Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by TRH
cookie
Leo.M
Originally posted by silver_tears
I have nothing agenst stupid people ok.I got a couple of stupid friends.Me and my friends got togather right and im reading a book...yay...any way my friend who is like a genius started crying i asked whats wrong, being nice and trying to stop her crying.She screems and thouw objets at me saying i made her stupid...WTF?!!!! i didn't make her stupid iwould die to have her brain..and she says i made her stupid and i hate stupid people..
Omg what the heck ...i think my friends high..
herbeyes
I love you. crylaugh
Phat_Crabs
Originally posted by silver_tears
I have nothing agenst stupid people ok.I got a couple of stupid friends.Me and my friends got togather right and im reading a book...yay...any way my friend who is like a genius started crying i asked whats wrong, being nice and trying to stop her crying.She screems and thouw objets at me saying i made her stupid...WTF?!!!! i didn't make her stupid iwould die to have her brain..and she says i made her stupid and i hate stupid people..
Omg what the heck ...i think my friends high..
herbeyes
I dont git it?
silver_tears
Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
I dont git it?
Shhhh, sleep now, close your eyes. petpet
Originally posted by Leo.M
I love you. crylaugh
You can love me all night long gorgeous. 13
Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
I dont git it?
Click Here
Alpha Centauri
HAHA! Like the other thread!
-AC
silver_tears
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
HAHA! Like the other thread!
-AC
Lie down now. petpet
Phat_Crabs
Originally posted by silver_tears
Shhhh, sleep now, close your eyes. petpet
But I aint tired. Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Click Here Oh I git it now. Man you people are all tight here like a family and sh*t I didn't know this place was so deep.
AOR
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
HAHA! Like the other thread!
-AC
Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
Oh I git it now. Man you people are all tight here like a family and sh*t I didn't know this place was so deep. No, be a loner like me. No fmaily. Rawwr.
<3
silver_tears
Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
Oh I git it now. Man you people are all tight here like a family and sh*t I didn't know this place was so deep.
We bust capz in peoplez assez for each other yo'. sly
Phat_Crabs
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
No, be a loner like me. No fmaily. Rawwr.
<3
Like the wolf in your sig, that's deep.
Leo.M
Originally posted by silver_tears
You can love me all night long gorgeous. 13
Oh I intend to. Pick you up at 10, m'kay? 131
Phat_Crabs
Originally posted by silver_tears
We bust capz in peoplez assez for each other yo'. sly
Now youz talkin my language sweet cheeks!
Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
Like the wolf in your sig, that's deep.
no, no. the wolfy in the sig is my boyfriend
And moi
...ermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Leo.M
Oh I intend to. Pick you up at 10, m'kay? 131
Wear something slutty yeah? 313
Phat_Crabs
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
no, no. the wolfy in the sig is my boyfriend
And moi
...ermm
oh.
Leo.M
Originally posted by silver_tears
Wear something slutty yeah? 313
Oh I'll wear a thong and bow just for you. 131
silver_tears
Originally posted by Leo.M
Oh I'll wear a thong and bow just for you. 131
Red ones? 313
Leo.M
Originally posted by silver_tears
Red ones? 313
Yes, but these are the new kind. You can eat them off. vin
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
I have nothing agenst stupid people ok.I got a couple of stupid friends.Me and my friends got togather right and im reading a book...yay...any way my friend who is like a genius started crying i asked whats wrong, being nice and trying to stop her crying.She screems and thouw objets at me saying i made her stupid...WTF?!!!! i didn't make her stupid iwould die to have her brain..and she says i made her stupid and i hate stupid people..
Omg what the heck ...i think my friends high..
herbeyes
Whoer.nahuh
silver_tears
Originally posted by Leo.M
Yes, but these are the new kind. You can eat them off. vin
Good, you keep forgetting the others at my place. vin
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Whoer.nahuh
I'm sorry baby, I had to let them know how violent and insane you get sometimes. weep
Phat_Crabs
Originally posted by Leo.M
Yes, but these are the new kind. You can eat them off. vin
that reminds me of one time I bought my girl a pair of those edible undies and I had to go shopping all day for christmas and I got hungry so I ate the undies. I never gave her them.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm sorry baby, I had to let them know how violent and insane you get sometimes. weep
I only hit you cause I love you.cryoh
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I only hit you cause I love you.cryoh
I could only hide the bruises for so long, people were asking questions. cryoh
Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
that reminds me of one time I bought my girl a pair of those edible undies and I had to go shopping all day for christmas and I got hungry so I ate the undies. I never gave her them.
lol Fool.
Leo.M
Originally posted by silver_tears
Good, you keep forgetting the others at my place. vin
I thought you wanted them so you could hang them on your wall. " Irene's wall: The bitches I have scored "laughcry
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
I could only hide the bruises for so long, people were asking questions. cryoh
Who was asking questions? What did you tell them?furious
Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
that reminds me of one time I bought my girl a pair of those edible undies and I had to go shopping all day for christmas and I got hungry so I ate the undies. I never gave her them.
Oh hell to the no.lol
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who was asking questions? What did you tell them?furious
Leo, I told him I fell down some stairs baby, be gentle. weep
Originally posted by Leo.M
I thought you wanted them so you could hang them on your wall. " Irene's wall: The bitches I have scored "laughcry
That's what the polaroid of you sleeping was for. haermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Leo, I told him I fell down some stairs baby, be gentle. weep
Irene I need help. You have to help me baby.cryoh
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Irene I need help. You have to help me baby.cryoh
Well just maybe....a little maybe...cut out the alcohol. cryoh
AOR
This is getting intense. I'm calling da cops ermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by AOR
This is getting intense. I'm calling da cops ermm
Bu....but she loves me! cryoh
Röland
I laffed.
<--- See. 13
Leo.M
Originally posted by silver_tears
That's what the polaroid of you sleeping was for. haermm
I knew it! That's why people kept looking at me like I was whore. weep
silver_tears
Originally posted by Leo.M
I knew it! That's why people kept looking at me like I was whore. weep
Maybe you should have put your boxers back on before leaving the house too. haermm
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
If you're not naked it don't count. 13
Connect to my private web cam and you can see my nakedness.
For only $19.99 a month you can have my hot body anytime you want. 13
AOR
Originally posted by silver_tears
Bu....but she loves me! cryoh
No dats whut de all say. Dey don't love you! Dey don't love you...
JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY
Leo.M
Originally posted by silver_tears
Maybe you should have put your boxers back on before leaving the house too. haermm
I couldn't. You were sleeping in them and one night stands are about getting the nasty on and leaving before they can get your number. laughcry
Wild-Cherry
Jerry? boy, you be out ya head.
MAURY, MAURY, MAURY
Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
I couldn't. You were sleeping in them and one night stands are about getting the nasty on and leaving before they can get your number. laughcry
But if they ask for your number, act like your putting it into your phonebook but really play tetris. 13
silver_tears
Originally posted by Leo.M
I couldn't. You were sleeping in them and one night stands are about getting the nasty on and leaving before they can get your number. laughcry
Shouldn't have left your wallet then. laughcry
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
How's that different from what we do now? 13
You pay me? shrug
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LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Well just maybe....a little maybe...cut out the alcohol. cryoh
I'll do it for you baby. I'll got to one of those triple A meetings.ermmcry
Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Leo.M
Or you can give them that guy you hate at works, digits. haermm
I know it was my 1st time and I was nervous m'kay. Didn't think you would call. laughcry pokey
Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'll do it for you baby. I'll got to one of those triple A meetings.ermmcry
Haha, you're an alchy!
I luf you though. cryoh
Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
Or you can give them that guy you hate at works, digits. haermm
Or you can just keep them around for sex....that's wrong. haermm
silver_tears
I'm too lazy to quote all you bitches, lets just say I'd sex you all. haermm
Röland
You're nasty, I like it. 13
Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
I know you would at his point. haermm
Even in a dumpster I would. haermm
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
You can go first. 13
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Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
I see what you did there. haermm
That joke never gets old. haermm
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
Sorry about that, I like touching peoples' boobies. 13
Did it feel like a bag of sand? haermm
Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Leo.M
RAPE! firefirefireph
It was consensual nuts180
Röland
Originally posted by Strangelove
Would you could you in a dumpster...would you could you in a .......rumpster? srug
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6314/ohoq9mx9.jpg
Originally posted by silver_tears
Neg, more like jello. haermm
That means they're all natural baby. 13
Originally posted by Leo.M
crylaugh
One of the best times.
I still die laughing when I think about it.
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
And lumpy, icky. 13
I was attacked by Barker when I was 13 and my boobs had to be reconstructed. weep
Barker
They were staring at me, and you know how rude that is. sly
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
That's why you're never supposed to let them paws near your body. petpet
He offered me candy though....I'm a sucker for candy. cryoh
Originally posted by Barker
They were staring at me, and you know how rude that is. sly
Staring is rude. nahuh
silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
They were staring at me, and you know how rude that is. sly
Well maybe you shouldn't have rubbed your face in them. vin
Röland
Originally posted by Strangelove
http://photos-884.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v67/33/59/6853019/n6853019_36631884_9545.jpg
haermm
Profiled.
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
Were the claws....sharp? steeks
Kinda. sly
Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, tell that to your deflated fun bags. haermm
Fun bags, what an accurate term for boobs. haermm
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
Soft? sly
Of course. sly
Originally posted by Barker
Dumb and Dumber. haermm
I love that movie. haermm
4yjNyiohseY
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
haermm
"No it's a Cartigan but thanks for askin!"
"Killer boots man!" haermm
DarkC
Originally posted by silver_tears
I have nothing agenst stupid people ok.I got a couple of stupid friends.Me and my friends got togather right and im reading a book...yay...any way my friend who is like a genius started crying i asked whats wrong, being nice and trying to stop her crying.She screems and thouw objets at me saying i made her stupid...WTF?!!!! i didn't make her stupid iwould die to have her brain..and she says i made her stupid and i hate stupid people..
Omg what the heck ...i think my friends high..
herbeyes
*brain melts*
Syren
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
HAHA! Like the other thread!
-AC
AOR
Originally posted by silver_tears
You don't know her!
Man don't you see, if she luved du she wuldnt hit u liek she dus. Yus gots to revaluate yurz life and say "whats I dooin here"?!?
313
silver_tears
I didz, nd itz becuz she givz meh gud secks. 313
Thorinn
Originally posted by silver_tears
I have nothing agenst stupid people ok.I got a couple of stupid friends.Me and my friends got togather right and im reading a book...yay...any way my friend who is like a genius started crying i asked whats wrong, being nice and trying to stop her crying.She screems and thouw objets at me saying i made her stupid...WTF?!!!! i didn't make her stupid iwould die to have her brain..and she says i made her stupid and i hate stupid people..
Omg what the heck ...i think my friends high..
herbeyes Nah.
silver_tears
i r so druk ermm
bogen
Your friend sounds like a moron
but is probably not based on your description.
Pity...
AOR
Originally posted by silver_tears
i r so druk ermm
Dat wut see sed dur
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