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I'm eating these corn twist thingys by Chester Cheetah, of Cheetos fame, and I just realized they look like little penises. It's like you're eating mini penii. laughcry

so sad

Originally posted by TRH
so sad

petpet Shh.

some trans could use them

That's nuts....I was just eating Chex Mix. And the chexes look like squares. oh

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Did you know, I'm like the youngest on KMC

ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm eating these corn twist thingys by Chester Cheetah, of Cheetos fame, and I just realized they look like little penises. It's like you're eating mini penii. laughcry What the heck?! ..I thik yoo ar Hi.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Did you know, I'm like the youngest on KMC

ermm Did you know....

Im younger than you

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm eating these corn twist thingys by Chester Cheetah, of Cheetos fame, and I just realized they look like little penises. It's like you're eating mini penii. laughcry

There is such a thing as too many dicks a day.shocklaugh

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Did you know, I'm like the youngest on KMC

ermm Not really. You might be the youngest regular, though hmm

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Did you know....

Im younger than you

Male wise.

I always knew you were a penis eater. sly

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Did you know, I'm like the youngest on KMC

ermm

Did you know that I eat fruit loops everyday at 7:50am?

When i do shrooms i think my dog talks to me

Originally posted by Strangelove
Not really. You might be the youngest regular, though hmm

Youngest Regular, For sure.

ninety-nine red Balloons

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Male wise. ah.Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
What the heck?! ..I thik yoo ar Hi.

Originally posted by BakaXero
ninety-nine red Balloons nooo don't get it in my head XD

Originally posted by LethalFemme
There is such a thing as too many dicks a day.shocklaugh

Jealous? haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
There is such a thing as too many dicks a day.shocklaugh

Not when they taste so good. shocklaugh

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm eating these corn twist thingys by Chester Cheetah, of Cheetos fame, and I just realized they look like little penises. It's like you're eating mini penii. laughcry

Cheeto's, not Chester Cheetah...he doesn't have a separate brand from Cheeto's.

Originally posted by Leo.M
Jealous? haermm

get out of my bed? haermm

Originally posted by Puzzle
Cheeto's, not Chester Cheetah...he doesn't have a separate brand from Cheeto's.

Bet? sly

And it's Cheetos, no apostrophe.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm eating these corn twist thingys by Chester Cheetah, of Cheetos fame, and I just realized they look like little penises. It's like you're eating mini penii. laughcry
Cheetah girl.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Bet? sly

Not really, I don't bet with dirty people.

Originally posted by BakaXero
ninety-nine red Balloons I have 3 versions of that song on my iPod

Originally posted by Barker
Cheetah girl.

GTFOKTHXBAI. haermm

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
nooo don't get it in my head XD
You and I in a little toy shop,
buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
set them free at the break of dawn,
till one by one they were gone.

back at base
bugs in the softeware
flash the message
somethings out there
floating in the summer sky

ninety-nine red balloons go by

Originally posted by Puzzle
Not really, I don't bet with dirty people.

Originally posted by BakaXero
You and I in a little toy shop,
buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
set them free at the break of dawn,
till one by one they were gone.

back at base
bugs in the softeware
flash the message
somethings out there
floating in the summer sky

ninety-nine red balloons go by Damn you weep

well.

Botan Anna <3

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
the english one doesn't catch at all mhm

speechless

Originally posted by silver_tears
GTFOKTHXBAI. haermm
*Says something suggestive*

Can I stay?

31

Originally posted by Leo.M
Jealous? haermm

Of your record?haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Not when they taste so good. shocklaugh

Share?shocklaugh

Doritos look like triangles...

Originally posted by Scythe
Doritos look like triangles... <3

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
get out of my bed? haermm

Never, you like me in your bed all naked, you perv. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Of your record?haermm



Share?shocklaugh

You just wish you would get what I get. shocklaugh

Originally posted by LethalFemme

Share?shocklaugh

With you, always. shocklaugh

Originally posted by Barker
*Says something suggestive*

Can I stay?

31

Did you bring me a present? 13

Originally posted by Scythe
Doritos look like triangles... And Chex like squares

Originally posted by silver_tears
Did you bring me a present? 13
STD? 13

Originally posted by Barker
STD? 13

Crabs? Syphellis? 13

Originally posted by Barker
STD? 13 They call them STIs now 313

Originally posted by Barker
STD? 13

I don't want Michael anywhere near me thx. 13

Originally posted by Leo.M
Never, you like me in your bed all naked, you perv. haermm



Only if I've had way too much to drink haermm

Originally posted by Leo.M
You just wish you would get what I get. shocklaugh

Roland?shocklaugh

Originally posted by silver_tears
With you, always. shocklaugh



Me love you long time.shocklaugh

Originally posted by Barker

But I trained him to dance..


..naked. steeks

Like them Pokemonz? steeks

Originally posted by LethalFemme

Me love you long time.shocklaugh

High five? shocklaugh

Originally posted by Barker
I don't know. I just bought the grab bag from the local Mist on the corner. 31

Variety pack? haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I don't want Michael anywhere near me thx. 13

Is she refering to Mist or Barker?
I get confused. ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Roland?shocklaugh

Why is my name being mentioned!??!

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Only if I've had way too much to drink haermm

Same here, you're underage and I would go to jail. haermm


Originally posted by LethalFemme
Roland?shocklaugh



No John haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Don't be ridiculous. What do you take me for, A Pokephile? nahuh

Yes, yes I do, Thorinn has some pictures and all. shocklaugh

Originally posted by Barker
Don't be ridiculous. What do you take me for, A Pokephile? nahuh

Yeah, he said they might have mixed though, and advised me to wear a bio-chemical suit. haermm

Give it to Femme as a gift. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Shut up. JUST SHUT UP.

Are you too f*ckin good for me now?

Wine em, dine em and anal rape them huh?

IS THAT YOUR SICK GAME YOU PLAY B*TCH!

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
<3

Thanks.

Originally posted by Strangelove
And Chex like squares

Sometimes, when I drop Doritos on the floor, they form the Triforce. I am the legendary goat-hero...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I love you.haermm

Shh, not in public. Irene might get mad. laughcry

Originally posted by Barker
I... you..

Thorinn knows Photoshop. leftright


He also has Pikachu's testimony on tape you sick bastard. weep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
On three. One...shocklaugh

I'm sorry, I seem to have missed and fallen face first into your cleavage. cryoh

Originally posted by Leo.M
Shh, not in public. Irene might get mad. laughcry

Get those pants back on and get out you ****!

Originally posted by Barker
I... you..

Thorinn knows Photoshop. leftright

I already tried, she could smell it coming a mile off. haermm
I lol'd at the Thorinn bit 131
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Damn you pokey XDXD
It wasn't me, I don't know german ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
He also has Pikachu's testimony on tape you sick bastard. weep

.. ermmcry


You speak Pokemon? 313

Originally posted by BakaXero
I lol'd at the Thorinn bit 131

It wasn't me, I don't know german ermm Ich liebe Dich tighthug

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Ich liebe Dich tighthug
I was serious about not knowing German ermm

Originally posted by Barker
.. ermmcry


You speak Pokemon? 313

Fluently, I spent a summer in "whatever the **** their world is called...Pokeworld?" 313

Originally posted by silver_tears


I'm sorry, I seem to have missed and fallen face first into your cleavage. cryoh

They like that. Stay for awhile.cryoh

Originally posted by BakaXero
I was serious about not knowing German ermm petpet

flowers

Originally posted by silver_tears
Fluently, I spent a summer in "whatever the **** their world is called...Pokeworld?" 313
I don't know what it's called either, but you could spend a summer in my Poke world if you want. vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
They like that. Stay for awhile.cryoh

So soft and warm. cryohhappy

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You knew what time it was *****!

Why do you think I never kissed you on the mouth?pfft

You have broken my heart. weep

over

Originally posted by Barker
I don't know what it's called either, but you could spend a summer in my Poke world if you want. vin

Only if you poke my world a little during that time. vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
Get those pants back on and get out you ****!

She made me get naked. She said you weren't treating her right. nono

Originally posted by LethalFemme

I'll sit on her face.laughcry

What if her tongue slips? vin

Originally posted by Leo.M
She made me get naked. She said you weren't treating her right. nono



What if her tongue slips? vin

She never lick me all over the way that you do.weep

I'll have to accept that.vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Not on my new carpet.oh

That bloodstain is going to be hard to get out. haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Only if you poke my world a little during that time. vin
Only a little? vin

Originally posted by Barker
Only a little? vin

That's Poke code for all night, every night. vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Just like heaven and hell put together.cryoh


And so lovely and firm. cryohhappy

Originally posted by silver_tears
That's Poke code for all night, every night. vin


You'll have to teach me that.



And maybe some of your "attacks".

vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
She never lick me all over the way that you do.weep

I'll have to accept that.vin

I know, don't worry it will all be okay. We'll run away and never look back. touching


I'll film it and sell it to girls gone wild. vin

Originally posted by Barker
You'll have to teach me that.



And maybe some of your "attacks".

vin

Can I see your pokeballs in return? vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
Can I see your pokeballs in return? vin
Only if I get to see your Pokeboobs. vin ermm

Originally posted by Barker
Only if I get to see your Pokeboobs. vin ermm

You phail at the Pokereference. vin

The boobs however can't read. vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
You phail at the Pokereference. vin

The boobs however can't read. vin
Had to try. vin


Don't make me pull a Roland on you. vin

Originally posted by Barker
Had to try. vin


Don't make me pull a Roland on you. vin

Won't pulling him make you a bit ghey? vin

Not unless he evolves into an Irene or something. srug vin

Originally posted by Barker
Not unless he evolves into an Irene or something. srug vin

Sense>you. vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Marry me when we bet divorced?cryoh

Only if you'll have me. in_love

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'll use your insurance money.haermm

Heartless b*tch. haermm

I'm hungry.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Sense>you. vin
You just lost your Poke privileges. 31
Originally posted by Thorinn
I'm hungry.
Thorinn just comes

Originally posted by Barker
You just lost your Poke privileges. 31

You have a face for radio. 13

Originally posted by silver_tears
You have a face for radio. 13

You have some boobs for pr0n. vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
You have a face for radio. 13
You have some boobs for pr0n. vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Only if we kill our husbands for the moneyz.~




How did you know my MSN?haermm

I looked at your name, then I looked in a dictionary, then I put Femme and Lethal together, then I got the Latin/German/Spanish/Navajo words Lehseasrt Ticbh.

I noticed they were an anagram so I changed the letters around to Heartless B*tch.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Lair you saw that pic with Heartless B!tch on my ass.haermm

When I was doing you from behind? haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Common sense. 13

Irene just comes..twice. 13

Originally posted by silver_tears
They do enjoy exposure. vin

I saw you tanning naked the other day. dd

zomfg Double quote.



Quick, Watson, prepare the net! This is a catch beyond our wildest dreams!

Originally posted by Barker
B for only giving me an A? srug

She's came approximately 79212 times. 31

That's a lot. Her pants must be sticky. vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No when I was sitting on your face.haermm

It was wet. haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
And the sunshine. 13

It was bright. 13

Originally posted by Barker

In my pants.. you'll have to find it yourself. vin

Like last time? vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was gonna buy you rubies.vin

Oh you do love me. blush2

Originally posted by silver_tears
Like last time? vin
Yeah, only this time Mist won't be watching.

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, only this time Mist won't be watching.

Sorry about that babe, he just refuses to come out of my closet. haermm

My lip is bleeding. herbcry

Originally posted by Strangelove
Rough snogging? #leftright#

I dunno, it just started bleeding. herbcry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You licked liked it.haermm


Doesn't everyone?blush2

I did both. haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Sorry about that babe, he just refuses to come out of my closet. haermm
Lure him out... Tell him you'll give him BJs or something. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme

Doesn't everyone?blush2

The ones who matter my love. vin

Originally posted by Barker
Lure him out... Tell him you'll give him BJs or something. haermm

I think when he comes out of the closet he'd rather get them from you. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You had better.haermm



Great.vin

I always do. haermm

Random Joke Alert

A man walked into a supermarket and asked an employee where the tampon isle was.

The lady pointed it out and the man started walking toward it.

A few minutes later the man returned with cotton swabs and string.

The employee said to the man, "I thought you needed tampons?"

The man simply said, "I sent my wife to get me some cigarettes yesterday and she came home with the tabacco and the paper. I had to roll my own. Today she sent me for tampons so she get's to roll her own."

Originally posted by Strangelove
That's a good'un

I chuckled.

Gross. 13

Originally posted by silver_tears
Gross. 13

This one is even grosser.

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

That one's ****ing hilarious. lol

Originally posted by silver_tears
That one's ****ing hilarious. lol

I know.

She probably learned a valuable lesson. ermm

What lesson would that be? ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
She probably learned a valuable lesson. ermm

She's such a drama queen.nahuh

haermm

I thought the lesson was "always swallow." ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
She's such a drama queen.nahuh

Seconded. nahuh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Its never marry a robber.ermm



And to bring your personal life into the work place like that. So unprofessional.nahuh

I thought it was never work at a sperm bank. ermm


She should get fired uh huh. nahuh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Its never marry a robber.ermm



And to bring your personal life into the work place like that. So unprofessional.nahuh

My fault. ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
And to bring your personal life into the work place like that. So unprofessional.nahuh The should be ashamed