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cool things to do in wal mart
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor, leading to the rest rooms.
Walk up to an associate and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "11".
Go through checkout with a bag of goldfish, tartar sauce, and a deep fryer.
Put M&M's, frozen food, gum, a live lobster or lettuce on layaway.
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Set up a tent in the Camping department; build a camp-fire using Lincoln Logs from the toy department.
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
After purchasing a 12 gauge shotgun from the Hunting department, go "hunting" in the lawn ornament department. Ask the clerk if ducks are in season yet.
Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest rooms.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
In the Auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
In the Sporting Goods section, look for someone looking at golf stuff, go to the end of the aisle, throw a golf ball near the person, yell "fore" and finally, the last and most important step, run!
Stand and play Nintendo Wii in the Technology department for hours, conveniently ignoring all the small children around you who want a turn too.
Flip everyone off at the store.
Get on the microphone and state, "Attention all customers...PENIS...that is all."
Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.
Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
Go to the Bike department, and ride around the store on the bike for hours on end, casually running into elderly customers and looking at them like it is their fault and that they are douche bags while casually flipping them off.
Get a small firecracker and go to the hunting section when there are a large amount of people. Suddenly scream, set off the firecracker, and drop to the floor. See how long it takes for the other customers to get out from under the table.
Follow someone for awhile, and giggle girlishly and blush whenever they turn around to look at you.
Go to the customer service desk and start yelling about how your condoms don't work, and that you want a refund. Make sure everyone within a 200 yard radius can hear you.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor, leading to the rest rooms.
Walk up to an associate and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "11".
Go through checkout with a bag of goldfish, tartar sauce, and a deep fryer.
Put M&M's, frozen food, gum, a live lobster or lettuce on layaway.
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Set up a tent in the Camping department; build a camp-fire using Lincoln Logs from the toy department.
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
After purchasing a 12 gauge shotgun from the Hunting department, go "hunting" in the lawn ornament department. Ask the clerk if ducks are in season yet.
Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest rooms.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
In the Auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
In the Sporting Goods section, look for someone looking at golf stuff, go to the end of the aisle, throw a golf ball near the person, yell "fore" and finally, the last and most important step, run!
Stand and play Nintendo Wii in the Technology department for hours, conveniently ignoring all the small children around you who want a turn too.
Flip everyone off at the store.
Get on the microphone and state, "Attention all customers...PENIS...that is all."
Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.
Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
Go to the Bike department, and ride around the store on the bike for hours on end, casually running into elderly customers and looking at them like it is their fault and that they are douche bags while casually flipping them off.
Get a small firecracker and go to the hunting section when there are a large amount of people. Suddenly scream, set off the firecracker, and drop to the floor. See how long it takes for the other customers to get out from under the table.
Follow someone for awhile, and giggle girlishly and blush whenever they turn around to look at you.
Go to the customer service desk and start yelling about how your condoms don't work, and that you want a refund. Make sure everyone within a 200 yard radius can hear you.
