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WE'RE TAKING THIS BIZNATCH OVER! If the OTF does not comply with out demands, your beloved Signature forum will be blown to bits with our Kami-kaze Watermelons!

Demands

1. Smoothies.

2. Microsoft Office 2008!

3. We demand we are made moderators of a sub-forum in the OTF entitled "Phantom's Opera."

4. Eclipso's rebanning!

5. A Pie forum, dedicated to pie recipes, pictures, tasting, etc. Moderated by the one and only Pielover!

6. A KMC movie starring Jeremy Piven and Mark Hamil.

7. 7,000,000 Euros in a brown paper lunch bag smaller than a golf ball.

8. Stock in Microsoft.

9. Irene's left bosom!

10. For the KMC Today, and the KMC Weekly to be restarted immediately.


Remember foolish KMC-ers. If you ever wish to see your precious Signature forum ever again, you will give into our demands.

Our demands must be met by 10:00 PM EST this Friday

mwahaha

!

Hehehe. And thus, it begins... who's Irene?

Give me Irene's right bosom?

Originally posted by The Phantom
Hehehe. And thus, it begins... who's Irene? Silver_tearsOriginally posted by Barker
Give me Irene's right bosom? You have fun with that.

Why only one bosom?

Muahahahhahahha.

You'll probably have one big boob.

Anti-Christ Superstar says:
I am interested
Anti-Christ Superstar says:
How did you make these Kamikaze water melons?
Eric says:
thats for me to know, and the sig forum to find out.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Anti-Christ Superstar says:
I am interested
Anti-Christ Superstar says:
How did you make these Kamikaze water melons?
Eric says:
thats for me to know, and the sig forum to find out.

Anti-Christ Superstar says:
Will it?
Eric says:
I hope for their sake it doesn't.
Anti-Christ Superstar says:
If it does
Anti-Christ Superstar says:
Lana is gonna kill you.
Eric says:
oh, I have a power over Lana that even she does not realize

You siggers must realize...you are doomed.

Originally posted by The Phantom
Hehehe. And thus, it begins... who's Irene?

you don't even know what you're demanding?

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you don't even know what you're demanding? I Demanded her bosom.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
I Demanded her bosom.

yes, but wouldn't your little stand off be a little more effective if you're partner in crime knew whose boob you guys are demanding?

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
yes, but wouldn't your little stand off be a little more effective if you're partner in crime knew whose boob you guys are demanding? It's not my fault that Phantom is an uneducated baboon!

He is the brawn, I am the brains.

I wan't a retarded robot in a monkey suit

so what would happen if i offered him one of my boobs?

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
so what would happen if i offered him one of my boobs?
I wouldn't know, but you can offer me my brain back. ermm

Originally posted by BakaXero
I wouldn't know, but you can offer me my brain back. ermm

damn. i was hoping you had forgotten that little incident.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
damn. i was hoping you had forgotten that little incident.
You may have taken most of my brain, but one peice still remains and it's telling me to demand that you return the rest of it. ermm

i'll have that piece in my possession soon enough. mwahaha

No you won't!! shakefist

Originally posted by BakaXero
I wan't a retarded robot in a monkey suit

Useless apostrophe.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
so what would happen if i offered him one of my boobs? His cock would explode form the massive blood pressure...

Originally posted by BakaXero
No you won't!! shakefist

you won't feel a thing, trust me.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
His cock would explode form the massive blood pressure...

that would make him the second one i've done that to!

any volunteers for a third? eyes

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
that would make him the second one i've done that to!

any volunteers for a third? eyes *raises hand*

Originally posted by Puzzle
Useless apostrophe.
Thanks for that.
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you won't feel a thing, trust me.
Like ninja sex?

I am not happy about the lack of us being taken seriously. How will you make sigs, if the forum is bombarded by Kamikaze watermelons?

DEE DEE DEE DEE DEEE DEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/6923/kamikazewatermelon4ng.png

Hello, this is Strangelove, and I have been chosen as KMC's Negotiator.

Are there any concessions you are willing to make?

Except for Eclipso's rebanning, I mean. You have KMC's full support there

Sorry to say, this thread was better http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=2725133#post2725133

Originally posted by darthsecretus30
Sorry to say, this thread was better http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=2725133#post2725133 How do you remember that? ermm


pitt_sock

Hmm well maybe I was going through Captain Rex's profile and that thread was in it .. But I could understand your paranoia with all the socks of late. I think the mods would have identified me as a sock by now ..

Originally posted by darthsecretus30
Hmm well maybe I was going through Captain Rex's profile and that thread was in it .. But I could understand your paranoia with all the socks of late. I think the mods would have identified me as a sock by now .. ermm The mods don't know you're a sock until they have reason enough to check.






ermm










pitt_sock

By all means, have them check.

Originally posted by darthsecretus30
By all means, have them check. I'm just joking, man.
















ermm

















pitt_sock

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
WE'RE TAKING THIS BIZNATCH OVER! If the OTF does not comply with out demands, your beloved Signature forum will be blown to bits with our Kami-kaze Watermelons!

Demands

1. Smoothies.

2. Microsoft Office 2008!

3. We demand we are made moderators of a sub-forum in the OTF entitled "Phantom's Opera."

4. Eclipso's rebanning!

5. A Pie forum, dedicated to pie recipes, pictures, tasting, etc. Moderated by the one and only Pielover!

6. A KMC movie starring Jeremy Piven and Mark Hamil.

7. 7,000,000 Euros in a brown paper lunch bag smaller than a golf ball.

8. Stock in Microsoft.

9. Irene's left bosom!

10. For the KMC Today, and the KMC Weekly to be restarted immediately.


Remember foolish KMC-ers. If you ever wish to see your precious Signature forum ever again, you will give into our demands.

Our demands must be met by 10:00 PM EST this Friday

mwahaha

!

MSO 08? damn! Please, spare the sig forum, take me instead!

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
MSO 08? damn! Please, spare the sig forum, take me instead! No.


Seriously, we want our demands met. All of them, not just the Eclipso thing. All of them.

Kamikaze watermelons are my thing. You can't use my weapons against me.

And take over the sig forum? Good luck. I have an entire army of minions.

And the thread title should read "Phantom and I". Nice grammar, or lack of.

You guys have failed before you even started

Originally posted by Lana
Kamikaze watermelons are my thing. You can't use my weapons against me.

And take over the sig forum? Good luck. I have an entire army of minions.

And the thread title should read "Phantom and I". Nice grammar, or lack of.

You guys have failed before you even started I knew I should have made it... I know proper grammer. (Who's the smart one now, Pie?) Anyway, too bad. We are still going through with this.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah*stops to rest* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Originally posted by Strangelove
Hello, this is Strangelove, and I have been chosen as KMC's Negotiator.

Are there any concessions you are willing to make? I'd be willing to accept MS 07, instead of 08.

Other than that, I'm non-negotiable.

Originally posted by Lana
Kamikaze watermelons are my thing. You can't use my weapons against me.

And take over the sig forum? Good luck. I have an entire army of minions.

And the thread title should read "Phantom and I". Nice grammar, or lack of.

You guys have failed before you even started The "Me and Phantom.." thing was to get people like you to come in here to point out our useless grammer. It was a ploy!

And Lana, I have a power over you, even you don't know about!

Well Strangles, it's your move.

Three more days...

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Well Strangles, it's your move. Would you take Italian soda instead of smoothies?

Originally posted by Strangelove
Would you take Italian soda instead of smoothies? How many Itialian sodas? I demand at least 12 in exchange for smoothies!

Because Smoothies are kik ass.

White hot anger and rage!

Get ready Sig Forums, because your kamikazi-watermelony ass is next!

Well.. even I have to say that was dumb... let's shoot bigger Pie..

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
White hot anger and rage!

Get ready Sig Forums, because your kamikazi-watermelony ass is next!

And guess who just got his stupid ass a warning?

Originally posted by Lana
And guess who just got his stupid ass a warning? I did!

And apparently Lana isn't the only one upset by this. Right after I attacked, Dusty knocked on Our secret headquarters door. I opened the door, expecting the pizza boy, but instead, it was Dusty.

Yelling angrily "NOT THE SIG FORUM, PIE****ER!"he lunged at me, and we engaged in an epic battle to kool to describe. But basically, at the climax, Dusty was about to punch me in the face, but Phantom came out of nowhere, and tacklled him. In an even more epic struggle, Dusty tried to fend off both me and Phantom, but I pulled a tazer out, and got Dusty with it.

Me and Phantom tied up the epic Moderator, and shoved him in our basement, full of decaf coffee, and a modem conntected internet. Dusty is now our to torture at our demand. If you want him back, KMC, you'll give in to our demands.

~Pielover~

Okay, really, what makes you think you're at all funny?

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
I did!

And apparently Lana isn't the only one upset by this. Right after I attacked, Dusty knocked on Our secret headquarters door. I opened the door, expecting the pizza boy, but instead, it was Dusty.

Yelling angrily "NOT THE SIG FORUM, PIE****ER!"he lunged at me, and we engaged in an epic battle to kool to describe. But basically, at the climax, Dusty was about to punch me in the face, but Phantom came out of nowhere, and tacklled him. In an even more epic struggle, Dusty tried to fend off both me and Phantom, but I pulled a tazer out, and got Dusty with it.

Me and Phantom tied up the epic Moderator, and shoved him in our basement, full of decaf coffee, and a modem conntected internet. Dusty is now our to torture at our demand. If you want him back, KMC, you'll give in to our demands.

~Pielover~ ^.^ I love hearing that over and over. Muahahaha.

Originally posted by Lana
Okay, really, what makes you think you're at all funny? You brought this on yourself, Lana.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
You brought this on yourself, Lana.

And how do you figure that one?

Sorry, but I'm not going to tolerate your little 'invasion' bullshit.

Originally posted by Lana
And how do you figure that one?

Sorry, but I'm not going to tolerate your little 'invasion' bullshit. By thinking I wasn't serious.

By the way, the invasion is kinda over.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
By thinking I wasn't serious.

By the way, the invasion is kinda over. Told you not to do it that way. disgust

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
By thinking I wasn't serious.

By the way, the invasion is kinda over.

Yeah, well, I didn't think you'd actually be so stupid as to try that.

And it had better be.

Originally posted by Lana
Yeah, well, I didn't think you'd actually be so stupid as to try that.

And it had better be. Don't worry, now that we have Dusty, no forums will be invaded. ^.^

Originally posted by Lana
Yeah, well, I didn't think you'd actually be so stupid as to try that.

And it had better be. Miss Lana, my stupidity knows no bounds! Wait....

I'm too lazy to continue. I was almost too lazy to make the thread.


But we've still got Dusty as leverage. He's cuttently angry at the fact that his computer is going way too slow. He's surfing for porn, so e seems pretty content...but he'll get hungry soon...oh yes...he'll get hungry soon.

The King of Kings always was one for bizarre schemes and power grabbing...

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
The King of Kings always was one for bizarre schemes and power grabbing... We have an interesting story to attest to that, don't we GMG.

However, I reiterate my demands.

Demands

1. Smoothies.

2. Microsoft Office 2008!

3. We demand we are made moderators of a sub-forum in the OTF entitled "Phantom's Opera."

4. Eclipso's rebanning!

5. A Pie forum, dedicated to pie recipes, pictures, tasting, etc. Moderated by the one and only Pielover!

6. A KMC movie starring Jeremy Piven and Mark Hamil.

7. 7,000,000 Euros in a brown paper lunch bag smaller than a golf ball.

8. Stock in Microsoft.

9. Irene's left bosom!

10. For the KMC Today, and the KMC Weekly to be restarted immediately.

11. Dusty's mod-ship to be revoked, and given to RoguePW25.

We have a few yes, some legal...some perhaps not, but I'm afraid I do not have the power to realise your demands...however, I would seek to join your new...commision...

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
We have an interesting story to attest to that, don't we GMG.

However, I reiterate my demands.

Demands

1. Smoothies.

2. Microsoft Office 2008!

3. We demand we are made moderators of a sub-forum in the OTF entitled "Phantom's Opera."

4. Eclipso's rebanning!

5. A Pie forum, dedicated to pie recipes, pictures, tasting, etc. Moderated by the one and only Pielover!

6. A KMC movie starring Jeremy Piven and Mark Hamil.

7. 7,000,000 Euros in a brown paper lunch bag smaller than a golf ball.

8. Stock in Microsoft.

9. Irene's left bosom!

10. For the KMC Today, and the KMC Weekly to be restarted immediately.

11. Dusty's mod-ship to be revoked, and given to RoguePW25.
You added new things... some of them... rather... stupid... Eh.

Originally posted by The Phantom
You added new things... some of them... rather... stupid... Eh. I added new thing. Not things, thing.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
We have a few yes, some legal...some perhaps not, but I'm afraid I do not have the power to realise your demands...however, I would seek to join your new...commision... What's isn it for us?

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
I added new thing. Not things, thing. ... The movie one was in there before?

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
What's isn it for us?

Another name to through into the ring, more influence perhaps...

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Another name to through into the ring, more influence perhaps... o.o Stronger influence... Hmm...

Originally posted by The Phantom
o.o Stronger influence... Hmm...

I shall speak with ~Pie Lover~ on this, as we have history and he seems the senior of the two...

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Another name to through into the ring, more influence perhaps... I'm intrigued. You're both evil, and controlable by me with my HHH sig. You're in.Originally posted by The Phantom
... The movie one was in there before? Ya-huh.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
I shall speak with ~Pie Lover~ on this, as we have history and he seems the senior of the two... How do you know he isn't my little puppet? I am known to be quite a quiet person and have others do my work...

Well, we shall see, I am glad to be part of this Commision!

Welcome aboard, laddie.

Nice Scottish slang there, how appropriate.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Nice Scottish slang there, how appropriate. Didn't notice that your from Scotland... well, now I do.

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This shall put a stop to your demands!

Oops no embedding!

o.o That was foiled rather... easily...

We STILL have Dusty.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Oops no embedding!

It worked for me. srug

Where did all this spawn from?

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Where did all this spawn from?

Pielover's ass? shrug

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
We have an interesting story to attest to that, don't we GMG.

Our demands.

Demands

1. Smoothies.

2. Microsoft Office 2008!

3. We demand we are made moderators of a sub-forum in the OTF entitled "Phantom's Opera."

4. Eclipso's rebanning!

5. A Pie forum, dedicated to pie recipes, pictures, tasting, etc. Moderated by the one and only Pielover!

6. A KMC movie starring Jeremy Piven and Mark Hamil.

7. 7,000,000 Euros in a brown paper lunch bag smaller than a golf ball.

8. Stock in Microsoft.

9. Irene's left bosom!

10. For the KMC Today, and the KMC Weekly to be restarted immediately.

11. Dusty's mod-ship to be revoked, and given to RoguePW25.

12. GMG to moderate the GDF

And the list gets bigger and bigger.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Pielover's belly button, actually.

I was close.

Phantom and I...isn't it?

Originally posted by The Phantom
Hehehe. And thus, it begins... who's Irene?

you want to take over offtopic yet do not know who Irene is.

bad Phantom!

Originally posted by RoguePw25
bad Phantom! Hey, I'm first in command here! Maybe.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Hey, I'm first in command here! Maybe.

so... what happened?

nothing...yet

oooh.. so the list just got longer...

so what will happen if no one answers to your demands?

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
oooh.. so the list just got longer...

so what will happen if no one answers to your demands? Then we will torture Dusty.

do i have any reason to be scared? fear

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
oooh.. so the list just got longer...

so what will happen if no one answers to your demands?

I don't know, I'm not in a commanding position, I just follow orders...

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Then we will torture Dusty.
AH, fair plan.

I would've loved to join you guys, but problem is, I've got no demands...

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
I would've loved to join you guys, but problem is, I've got no demands...

Who needs demands...you can be Pielovers armcandy! He's the boss at the moment.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Who needs demands...you can be Pielovers armcandy! He's the boss at the moment.

oooh.. very intriguing.. ermmhappy

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
oooh.. very intriguing.. ermmhappy

Challenge him for control...

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Challenge him for control... That won't work.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
That won't work.


Agreed.. it probably won't.....

What good is the leader if the leader doesn't have any demands at all.. ?

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
That won't work.

No...and I'm speakimg from experience...though I bet him on MSN and he ran away...but we will leave MSN on MSN.

now i need to go.. but i'll be back... ermmhappy

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
Agreed.. it probably won't.....

What good is the leader if the leader doesn't have any demands at all.. ? I set up the first 11 demands....

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
That won't work. Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
No...and I'm speakimg from experience...though I bet him on MSN and he ran away...but we will leave MSN on MSN. Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
Agreed.. it probably won't.....

What good is the leader if the leader doesn't have any demands at all.. ?

Who needs demands! They're more requests anyway, we request Pieliver to make the demand,

Pants

Well since we got number 1 and number 4 on our demands, we'll release Dusty.

Good haggle, KMC.