Okay, a joke . . .

Started by =Tired Hiker=1 pages

Okay, a joke . . .

. . . So Bill is out drinking with Marty after work, and Marty says, "C'mon, let's just have a few more shots before you go home."

Bill says, "No, because my wife will kill me if I end up going home smelling like puke and liquor."

So Marty says, "Just put a twenty dollar bill in your shirt pocket and tell her that some guy puked on you and gave you twenty dollars for dry cleaning."

So Bill puts twenty bucks into his pocket and continues drinking with Marty.

Later that night Bill stumbles into his house totally wasted. The first thing his wife says is, "Honey, you smell like liquor and you are covered in puke."

Bill says, "Oh, it's okay. The guy who puked on me gave me twenty bucks to get my shirt cleaned."

His wife reaches into his pocket and says, "But there's forty dollars in here?"

Bill says, "Oh yeah, some other guy gave me twenty bucks for crapping in my pants." 😆

😆 that has me all over it

Ohh noess!!!! 😆

haermm

That has DeathReaper written all over it. haermm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
. . . So Bill is out drinking with Marty after work, and Marty says, "C'mon, let's just have a few more shots before you go home."

Bill says, "No, because my wife will kill me if I end up going home smelling like puke and liquor."

So Marty says, "Just put a twenty dollar bill in your shirt pocket and tell her that some guy puked on you and gave you twenty dollars for dry cleaning."

So Bill puts twenty bucks into his pocket and continues drinking with Marty.

Later that night Bill stumbles into his house totally wasted. The first thing his wife says is, "Honey, you smell like liquor and you are covered in puke."

Bill says, "Oh, it's okay. The guy who puked on me gave me twenty bucks to get my shirt cleaned."

His wife reaches into his pocket and says, "But there's forty dollars in here?"

Bill says, "Oh yeah, some other guy gave me twenty bucks for crapping in my pants." 😆

hysterical

I wish I could laugh. But I can't. sadwalk

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Due to the accent on the name, Pokémon has a specific pronunciation — Poke-Ay-Mon. The emphasis on the e is from the accent. Other common mispronunciations include Poke-ee-mon, Poke-ee-man and Pock-uh-mon.

Originally posted by Barker
Due to the accent on the name, Pokémon has a specific pronunciation — Poke-Ay-Mon. The emphasis on the e is from the accent. Other common mispronunciations include Poke-ee-mon, Poke-ee-man and Pock-uh-mon.
I have heard "Poke-ee-mon" and "Poke-ee-man", but never "Pock-ugh-mon". Ha.

But yeah. I make the mistake of calling it "Poke-ee-mon" and "Poke-uh-mon". weep

I am however aware that it's actually "Poke-ay-mon" as you stated.

I'm actually getting excited about the upcoming Pokemon games comingo ut next month though. At first I wasn't, then I read an issue of Nintendo Power over the weekend and got so excited I picked up Pokemon Ruby that I never finished so yeah....Wrong Forum....Wrong Crowd...I digress.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Barker
Due to the accent on the name, Pokémon has a specific pronunciation — Poke-Ay-Mon. The emphasis on the e is from the accent. Other common mispronunciations include Poke-ee-mon, Poke-ee-man and Pock-uh-mon.
Originally posted by InnerRise
I have heard "Poke-ee-mon" and "Poke-ee-man", but never "Pock-ugh-mon". Ha.

But yeah. I make the mistake of calling it "Poke-ee-mon" and "Poke-uh-mon". weep

I am however aware that it's actually "Poke-ay-mon" as you stated.

I'm actually getting excited about the upcoming Pokemon games comingo ut next month though. At first I wasn't, then I read an issue of Nintendo Power over the weekend and got so excited I picked up Pokemon Ruby that I never finished so yeah....Wrong Forum....Wrong Crowd...I digress.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

srug

yeah i dont get it either

I usually say Poke-eh-mon 😕

Originally posted by Syren
I usually say Poke-eh-mon 😕
That'll work too.

Sounds the same as "Poke-ay-mon"

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

liked that one 🙂

Originally posted by InnerRise
I wish I could laugh. But I can't. sadwalk

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....