=Tired Hiker=
. . . So Bill is out drinking with Marty after work, and Marty says, "C'mon, let's just have a few more shots before you go home."
Bill says, "No, because my wife will kill me if I end up going home smelling like puke and liquor."
So Marty says, "Just put a twenty dollar bill in your shirt pocket and tell her that some guy puked on you and gave you twenty dollars for dry cleaning."
So Bill puts twenty bucks into his pocket and continues drinking with Marty.
Later that night Bill stumbles into his house totally wasted. The first thing his wife says is, "Honey, you smell like liquor and you are covered in puke."
Bill says, "Oh, it's okay. The guy who puked on me gave me twenty bucks to get my shirt cleaned."
His wife reaches into his pocket and says, "But there's forty dollars in here?"
Bill says, "Oh yeah, some other guy gave me twenty bucks for crapping in my pants."
Bill says, "No, because my wife will kill me if I end up going home smelling like puke and liquor."
So Marty says, "Just put a twenty dollar bill in your shirt pocket and tell her that some guy puked on you and gave you twenty dollars for dry cleaning."
So Bill puts twenty bucks into his pocket and continues drinking with Marty.
Later that night Bill stumbles into his house totally wasted. The first thing his wife says is, "Honey, you smell like liquor and you are covered in puke."
Bill says, "Oh, it's okay. The guy who puked on me gave me twenty bucks to get my shirt cleaned."
His wife reaches into his pocket and says, "But there's forty dollars in here?"
Bill says, "Oh yeah, some other guy gave me twenty bucks for crapping in my pants."
