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Sulfur farts, or fermented beef farts?

fermented beef

Can beef ferment? hmm

not sure but it sounds much worse

nothign is worse than sulfur...which you should not be eating btw.

i thought a sulfur fart would smell like you have a volcano in your pants

no it's the one's that smell like baaaad eggs and kinda burn when they come out.

My dog farts are worse than both!

My farts are mostly sulfur farts

Originally posted by Baylin
My dog farts are worse than both! all dogs farts beat human farts

Originally posted by DeathReaper
all dogs farts beat human farts

Indeed, and what with the tails to fan the stink in which ever direction, tis no wonder people get their tails docked!

Farts don't smell all so good, to be honest. I don't understand the hype behind them all.

thankfully my dogs tail is small so he cant fan anything..but when he farted i asked "Who found my stash of stink bombs!"

Originally posted by Barker
Farts don't smell all so good, to be honest. I don't understand the hype behind them all. my farts smell like sunshine and daisies

Originally posted by DeathReaper
my farts smell like sunshine and daisies

you been drinking your moms fabric conditioner? Hmm??

Originally posted by Baylin
you been drinking your moms fabric conditioner? Hmm?? yes

well any hits a hit I suppose... right?

OMG ALEX!!!

Originally posted by Baylin
well any hits a hit I suppose... right? time to wash it out with some vodka
maybe my farts will smell minty

Originally posted by Lana
OMG ALEX!!!
"OMG"?

ermmnone

Originally posted by AngryManatee
Sulfur farts, or fermented beef farts?

B. Bear farts. haermm

tell you what, why dont you drink the vodka, tape a bag to your ass, catch the trailling winds and see...

The sulfer ones are gross only if they are someone elses, but if they are your own, they are to die for. droolio

Originally posted by Lana
OMG ALEX!!!

Kichou! hug

(That's Lana in Japanese, it means Precious!)

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
The sulfer ones are gross only if they are someone elses, but if they are your own, they are to die for. droolio eeeeewlol

Holyshitit'sBaylin.

Originally posted by Baylin
Kichou! hug

(That's Lana in Japanese, it means Precious!)

hug I haven't seen or talked to you in aaaaaaages! How are things?

(and yay, new nickname! Hehe.)

Hey sexy rexy! kisses

Baylmeister! When's Rah coming back? I need my partner in random insanity to come back, Lana's getting predictable.

Originally posted by Lana
hug I haven't seen or talked to you in aaaaaaages! How are things?

(and yay, new nickname! Hehe.)

Aww you know same old sh!t and stuff, just passing by and wanted to say hi to me ol' muckers!

(in other words lots is happening but I'm not saying schnits on public forum... )

Originally posted by Captain REX
Baylmeister! When's Rah coming back? I need my partner in random insanity to come back, Lana's getting predictable.

Not likely unfortunately, I dont seem to find the time to sh!t in the same toilet twice these days...
It's only a flying visit to see how my friends are!

Originally posted by Captain REX
Baylmeister! When's Rah coming back? I need my partner in random insanity to come back, Lana's getting predictable.

Predictable, as in, Rianna will kill Galder one of these days because he keeps trying to flirt with her

Originally posted by Baylin
Aww you know same old sh!t and stuff, just passing by and wanted to say hi to me ol' muckers!

(in other words lots is happening but I'm not saying schnits on public forum... )

Ahh, makes sense. I hope life's treating you okay right now though

I spent nearly a month in England this summer, that was absolutely awesome

Aww, disappointment yet again!

Good to hear you're doing well, though!

Hi Alex

Originally posted by Baylin
Aww you know same old sh!t and stuff, just passing by and wanted to say hi to me ol' muckers!

(in other words lots is happening but I'm not saying schnits on public forum... )

Oh, James Bond kind of stuff?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Oh, James Bond kind of stuff?

Yeah, it's an English thing!

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Hi Alex

Hey stranger!

Originally posted by Baylin
Yeah, it's an English thing! poppycock, you probaly just went to the pub but didnt want to say so.

Originally posted by Baylin
Hey stranger! I am a strange one lately.

Originally posted by DeathReaper
poppycock, you probaly just went to the pub but didnt want to say so.

jeez you know me so well already

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I am a strange one lately.

You always were...

Originally posted by Baylin
jeez you know me so well already if its one thing i know its europeans

Originally posted by Baylin
You always were... You never complained..

...good old man and take care of you... hug

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
You never complained..

...good old man and take of you... hug

Yeah I did, you just didnt listen...

and less of the old, you've got a good 6 months on me sister!

Originally posted by Baylin
Yeah I did, you just didnt listen...

and less of the old, you've got a good 6 months on me sister! ....

laters you