What does God do on his spare time ?

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Lord Urizen
Being immortal and all powerful and stuff, God must be bored as Hell just sitting up there in the sky watching us in all our petty squabbles...

Watching us fight, laugh, cry, dream, etc. For thousands and thousands of years....


yawn



Christians and Muslims argue that we should not test God's patience...meaning his patience is quite limitted....



Well..if that is the case....what the hell does he do all day ?



Does he just float there and watch us like a voyeur ?


Must be a boring life.....

FeceMan
Masturbate, duh.

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by FeceMan
Masturbate, duh.



But that's what I do..... God's a copy cat

lil bitchiness
Judging by the weird crap people do and say all around the world, on the daily basis, I think theres plenty to be amused about.

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Judging by the weird crap people do and say all around the world, on the daily basis, I think theres plenty to be amused about.


Yes, but if I had omnipotence, I wouldn't waste time watching Earth

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Yes, but if I had omnipotence, I wouldn't waste time watching Earth

You are having this logic problem because you are taking mythology literally.

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You are having this logic problem because you are taking mythology literally.


What logic problem ?

soin2cal
This is one impossible to answer question.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
What logic problem ?

King Nothing
God does not have spare time!

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by King Nothing
God does not have spare time!



Is God always busy ? On the 7th day God rested....is that cuz he gets tired ?

Symmetric Chaos
Screw with people
Play around with alternate time lines
Impregnate virgins
Wonder why people are taking everything so seriously
Cut himself
Make rocks that he can't lift

Jim Reaper
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
But that's what I do..... God's a copy cat

Nah... We're supposedly made in his image, so that would explain chronic masturbation.

Nellinator
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Yes, but if I had omnipotence, I wouldn't waste time watching Earth Ya, but God loves us. Isn't that sweet?

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by Nellinator
Ya, but God loves us. Isn't that sweet?


That kinda is sweet...he must love us a lot to just sit there and watch us all eternity


Does he not love the other planets though ?


What about the aliens ? Do you think there are other planets with Christian aliens ?

Nellinator
It's possible.

He can watch us all I'm sure.

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by Nellinator
It's possible.

He can watch us all I'm sure.



Do u thnk Jesus died on every single planet ? laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

Nellinator
If other races exist. Yes.

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by Nellinator
If other races exist. Yes.


That's a lot of crucifixions no expression

Nellinator
Possibly.

Lord Urizen
That's a waste of blood

Nellinator
Only if he was dying on other planets with no intelligent life.

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by Nellinator
Only if he was dying on other planets with no intelligent life.



Jesus must be pretty masochist to die on every single planet with civilization just to save thier souls from Hell...


Was there an Adam and Eve on every world ? Did Lucifer approach them as the snake in every garden ?


Did God punished the serpant repeatedly on every single world ?

Nellinator
Or very loving.

I do not know. Impossible to tell due to the fact that I've never been there.

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by Nellinator
Only if he was dying on other planets with no intelligent life.

That's impossible. There are no other planets. There's certainly no other intelligent life; and the world is flat.

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by Nellinator
Or very loving.

I do not know. Impossible to tell due to the fact that I've never been there.



You never think about these kind of things ? No offense bro, but you like many other devout Christians seem to beleive this Universe is Geocentric....

FeceMan
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
That's impossible. There are no other planets. There's certainly no other intelligent life; and the world is flat.
Good thing you threw in that "not provable" with the two proven ones, right?

finti
guess US intelligence never been to Norway then wink stick out tongue

siriuswriter
Isn't it obvious? He creates things like the duck-billed platypus and the echidnea.

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by FeceMan
Good thing you threw in that "not provable" with the two proven ones, right?

Poppycock. All science, which you seem to think has "proven" something, is ungodly rhetoric used by the devil to convince people that things are not what they really are: which is the perfection of god's infallible design. Besides, how would water stay on the planet if it was round?

Nellinator
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
You never think about these kind of things ? No offense bro, but you like many other devout Christians seem to beleive this Universe is Geocentric....
Answer:
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
That's impossible. There are no other planets. There's certainly no other intelligent life; and the world is flat.
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Poppycock. All science, which you seem to think has "proven" something, is ungodly rhetoric used by the devil to convince people that things are not what they really are: which is the perfection of god's infallible design. Besides, how would water stay on the planet if it was round?

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Poppycock. All science, which you seem to think has "proven" something, is ungodly rhetoric used by the devil to convince people that things are not what they really are: which is the perfection of god's infallible design. Besides, how would water stay on the planet if it was round? laughing I like you better as a Christian. laughing

AngryManatee
He's probably checkin out the free porn samples on porn sites

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
laughing I like you better as a Christian. laughing

Thanks. It's amazing how easy it is to switch back and forth.

Alliance
Originally posted by siriuswriter
Isn't it obvious? He creates things like the duck-billed platypus and the echidnea.

laughing out loud Try humans.

AngryManatee
Originally posted by Alliance
laughing out loud Try humans.

lol now there's a work in progress roll eyes (sarcastic)

FeceMan
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Poppycock. All science, which you seem to think has "proven" something, is ungodly rhetoric used by the devil to convince people that things are not what they really are: which is the perfection of god's infallible design. Besides, how would water stay on the planet if it was round?
Well, that would have been a legitimate argument back in the day.

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Poppycock. All science, which you seem to think has "proven" something, is ungodly rhetoric used by the devil to convince people that things are not what they really are:


You preach brotha ! You preach !






Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
which is the perfection of god's infallible design.




Amen



God is perfection as is his Universe. That's why there are no mistakes ! The Earth is on a PERFECT TILT ! The Earth is also the Center of the Universe, as God hath willed, with thy perfect sun shining ever so brightly uponeth our heads.


And God was so generous he created the stars simply so we can navigate at night. How thoughtful of him.





Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Besides, how would water stay on the planet if it was round?



God helps stop the water from falling off the edge of our square planet

FeceMan
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
God is perfection as is his Universe. That's why there are no mistakes ! The Earth is on a PERFECT TILT ! The Earth is also the Center of the Universe, as God hath willed, with thy perfect sun shining ever so brightly uponeth our heads.
That was believed at one point in time.

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by FeceMan
That was believed at one point in time.


It's still beleived today

lord xyz
Originally posted by siriuswriter
Isn't it obvious? He creates things like the duck-billed platypus and the echidnea. Or the hunch back.

FeceMan
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
It's still beleived today
I am doubtful of this.

siriuswriter
Originally posted by lord xyz
Or the hunch back.

... Siamese twins...

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by FeceMan
I am doubtful of this.


According to Time Magazine, half of the United States:


1) Beleive the Universe is 6000 years old
2) Beleive human beings lived at the time of the dinosaurs
3) Beleive Earth is really the center of the universe
4) Are anticipating the End of the World




That's fkn scary bro

Alliance
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siriuswriter
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
According to Time Magazine, half of the United States:


1) Beleive the Universe is 6000 years old
2) Beleive human beings lived at the time of the dinosaurs
3) Beleive Earth is really the center of the universe
4) Are anticipating the End of the World




That's fkn scary bro

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

May I venture a guess as to what *coughs*evangelical*coughs* religion this half of the United States is? At least for number four?

Alliance
You're suggesting that half the US is evengelical?

no

siriuswriter
*was only serious about the non-number part*

Mindship
Kicks Bill Clinton's libido into high gear.
Occasionally flicks away NASA's Martian probes.
Does the fem voice-over for Head-On.
Flirts with Ann Coulter in her dreams.
Sets some people's eyes too far apart (eg, Oprah).
Drives slow as a lil' old man in the left lane.
Becomes Simon Cowell on 'American Idol'.
Takes the mates to socks out of dryers.
Draws geometric shapes on other planets.
Creates sock accounts on KMC.

TRH
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
According to Time Magazine, half of the United States:


1) Beleive the Universe is 6000 years old
2) Beleive human beings lived at the time of the dinosaurs
3) Beleive Earth is really the center of the universe
4) Are anticipating the End of the World




That's fkn scary bro hard time beliving that

FeceMan
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
According to Time Magazine, half of the United States:

1) Beleive the Universe is 6000 years old
2) Beleive human beings lived at the time of the dinosaurs
3) Beleive Earth is really the center of the universe
4) Are anticipating the End of the World

That's fkn scary bro
Assuming that this poll is accurate and that questions weren't phrased in a biased and unfair manner--trust me, I've seen ones that have the results posted to questions like, "Do you believe that man descended from apes?" and below that there's "(Believes in evolution)," which, as we all know, is a crock of shit--that doesn't mean that they believe that the universe is perfect. Rather, young Earth creationists believe that Earth became imperfect when Adam and Eve first sinned.

Lord Urizen
Whatever....



Mods, please close this thread....I feel it is antagonistic....

Bonie
Helping people, And party then he gets drunk a he make misttakes like George W Bush.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Whatever....



Mods, please close this thread....I feel it is antagonistic....

Like all threads you ever made.

ragesRemorse
i think God either makes new creatures in his spare time, fuvks with humanity or acts out an intersteller war with aliens invading Earth in one of his parallel universes.

He probably just tries to find the image in those computer gnerated pictures where the image is distorted and forces you to unfocus your eyes to see it. thats what i think, but i never met the guy. I'm sure he's hockey fan though

pcp
It think God shoots hoops, very much like Bugs Bunny in Space Jam. Ever wonder what that magic juice they drank was? Some say it was water. I prefer see it as a distillation of concetrated God urine mixed with Yazoo milkshake.

So that's what God does all day, he helps cartoons to win Basketball matches, and he's a part-time sales rep for Yazoo.

TRH
Originally posted by Bonie
Helping people, And party then he gets drunk a he make misttakes like George W Bush. lord

Lord Urizen
God's magic juice laughing

BobbyD
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Being immortal and all powerful and stuff, God must be bored as Hell just sitting up there in the sky watching us in all our petty squabbles...

Watching us fight, laugh, cry, dream, etc. For thousands and thousands of years....



Well..if that is the case....what the hell does he do all day ?



Does he just float there and watch us like a voyeur ?


Must be a boring life.....

...makes galaxies, bears stars and planets, performs some miracles here n' there.

Blaxican
Well... according to the mocie DOGMA God plays skee-ball in his spare time... erm

Grand_Moff_Gav
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Judging by the weird crap people do and say all around the world, on the daily basis, I think theres plenty to be amused about.

Lets not forget he is absolutley everywhere! Besdies...maybe he is on KMC.

office jesus
Originally posted by FeceMan
I am doubtful of this.

Ever been to the South?

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