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Name a super-hero and how their super power would interfere with or impact having sex.

Example:

Human Torch gets too excited during it and yells "Flame on!!"

Originally posted by Eclipso
Name a super-hero and how their super power would interfere with or impact having sex.

Example:

Human Torch gets too excited during it and yells "Flame on!!"

You know what's funny? I made a thread about that Fantastic Four sentence along time ago.

What's with you and superhero things anyway... People need to stop making Forum games.

Or if Mystique turned into a guy during sex lol

Or if Storm from Xmen had an orgasm.

laughing If colosuss was in metal form I would feel so sorry for the woman.

Night-crawler get problems with his powers during the act.. Oh, the disappointment.. And not to think about all the fur..

Originally posted by Darth Extecute
Night-crawler get problems with his powers during the act.. Oh, the disappointment.. And not to think about all the fur..

lol yes, what women wouldn't like the smell of sulfur and brimstone in her vag.

OR

what if Gambit's power activated during sex?

Originally posted by Eclipso
what if Gambit's power activated during sex? Her nothing, something she is wearing, OUCH.

What if Banshee had an orgasm?

BlackBolt has an orgasm

lol

If electro masturbates does it work like a taser gun?

Why Superman can't have sex.

Your having sex with Kitty Pride and her power activates.

Originally posted by Eclipso
Your having sex with Kitty Pride and her power activates.

lol


And then she reintegrates

Flash! droolio

Imagine if Iceman changed in the middle of sex?

Originally posted by Eclipso
Name a super-hero and how their super power would interfere with or impact having sex.

Example:

Human Torch gets too excited during it and yells "Flame on!!"

This really should go in the comic forum, and what the hell Eclipso? Not that great of a thread, I'm surprised, now if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here exacting revenge on humankind by mutilating their woman's vaginas and raping their babies.

The sex part makes it OTF area. And it's just for fun, I don't expect it to go far.

Originally posted by Eclipso
The sex part makes it OTF area.

You're a sex part!

Originally posted by Scythe
You're a sex part!
For you? sure shifty

Originally posted by Eclipso
For you? sure shifty

You're you!

What if Sandman couldn't hold his form during sex? She'd be cleaning it out for weeks.

The worst thing would probably be Rogue

This is incredibly stupid. And I'm almost sure it doesn't belong in the OTF

Originally posted by Kaldorei
The worst thing would probably be Rogue

lol Talk about a dead lay.

Originally posted by Strangelove
This is incredibly stupid. And I'm almost sure it doesn't belong in the OTF

Originally posted by Eclipso
The sex part makes it OTF area. And it's just for fun, I don't expect it to go far.

Originally posted by Strangelove
This is incredibly stupid.

This is the OTF.

Originally posted by Strangelove
And I'm almost sure it doesn't belong in the OTF

Threads like this can't be put elsewhere.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
This is the OTF.The two are not mutually exclusive

Originally posted by Strangelove
The two are not mutually exclusive

Nope but this is the section with:

What are you eating right now?
What are you wearing?
The random post thread.

Not everything in the OTF is stupid but it also happens to be the place for stupid stuff.

lol just for fun guys. Don't take it too seriously

What if Spider-man shot webbing out of his dick? laughing

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Nope but this is the section with:

What are you eating right now?
What are you wearing?
The random post thread.

Not everything in the OTF is stupid but it also happens to be the place for stupid stuff. No, this is the place for off-topic stuff. And some of it happens to be stupid.

Originally posted by Scythe
I'm a goatwhore

Originally posted by Strangelove
No, this is the place for off-topic stuff. And some of it happens to be stupid.

Do you go and comment on how the long standing dumb threads are stupid?

Who cares. This thread is off topic anyway. Since its really skims the PG line it can't be put outside to OTF so this is the only place it can go.


Now to get back off/on topic. Giant Man's powers activating during sex would be pretty awful.

The Atom too

Originally posted by Strangelove
The Atom too

That would certainly be an odd way to die . . .

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Why Superman can't have sex.

I could have a field day with the spelling errors in that article shock

Originally posted by Scythe
I made love to your daddy, CALL ME MOMMY-GOAT!

THere is that guy with the Flaming Head.That WOudent be nice

With Nicolas Cage as actor droolio I can live with the head

Originally posted by Eclipso
Or if Mystique turned into a guy during sex lol

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
That would certainly be an odd way to die . . .

lol shrinking down and getting sucked into and crushed by a vagina is a pretty interesting way to go alright.

read the article "men of steel women of kleenex"

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
read the article "men of steel women of kleenex"

Beat ya to it.

Hmm...

Or what if Clayface couldn't hold his shape any longer?

Originally posted by Eclipso
Or if Mystique turned into a guy during sex lol

Originally posted by Kaldorei
Flash! droolio

Wouldn't he be done, before you even knew he was inside?

Nicholas cage is a mad actor, His role in snake eyes, Lord of war, Con-air and Face off was just incredible.
he needs to be commended more.

Originally posted by bogen
Nicholas cage is a mad actor, His role in snake eyes, Lord of war, Con-air and Face off was just incredible.
he needs to be commended more.

But the real question is, how would he be in bed?

Originally posted by Eclipso
But the real question is, how would he be in bed?

Hmm, ask him

Quill the mutant porcupine.

http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix2/quillresist1.jpg

Just think of the possiblities ladies...

lol Apache Chief "grows large" while inside. *pop*

Or this delightfull girl who sheds her skin every so often?

http://www.adherents.com/lit/comics/img/Husk.gif

At least you get to have something to remember the night by. lol

Juggernaut has a weight of 900 pounds

you guys are all Durty thinking about cartoons and sex...

What else is there? shifty

Blob....

Chamber here would like to offer you a BJ:

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2109/genmcvr001yb6.jpg

What do you say?

Originally posted by Eclipso
Or if Mystique turned into a guy during sex lol


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHA

Iron man would probaly accidentally shoot her with a missle

The wrong kind of Boner.

http://members.aol.com/whoclix/marrow.gif
Marrow

He available ladies:

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/d/db/Skinn.jpg

sex with the blob

http://www.marveldirectory.com/pictures/individuals/e_1d/emplate.jpg

What lady could pass him up??

Originally posted by Marie-Lee
The worst thing would probably be Rogue


right on... that would've been disastrous.

thats what body suits are for

Rictor here creates tremors:

http://www.redsresources.com/pics/rictor2.gif

Imagine the possibilites...

Hulk would be angry because his dick is too big to get sticked in, so he crushes his partner::

and he only does it when hes angry

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Why Superman can't have sex.

That was really good.

What about Goku, guy gets to aroused, goes super sayian and blows apart the bed the house and one very unlucky woman.

ooooooh, all those tenticles droolio

http://www.cannonspike.com/CamFan/capcom/vs-games/mshvsf-omegared.gif

What about Frodo!!!???

Or this guy whos made out of crystal:

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6337/148062martinex150sj2.jpg

Originally posted by BaptizedAtheist
Hulk would be angry because his dick is too big to get sticked in, so he crushes his partner::
no hulk would get angry because his dick is too small to go in

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3363/hulkdn7.jpg

It does look kinda small.

Its made of green rocks...no one would want it.

For Venom, Oral sex is a no no.

http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/ps2/action/ultimate_spider_man_venom.jpg

That goes for Carnage too:

http://www.cellphone-wallpapers.net/Wallpapers/Television/Spiderman/637Carnage_mhnew4.jpg

Blob isn't as bad to sleep with as some people. There's a mutant called Phat, he can grow fat or thin as he wants. So imagine having sex and he loses control...

Livewire:

Talk about a 'shocking' experince.
http://www.horhaus.com/weblogs/archives/kalmangallery/livewire-bt.jpg

Mr fantastic.....gets to excited and makes his dick to long when its inside the chick!

Mephisto, the original demon in the sack.

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/a/ac/Mephisto.jpg

If invisible womans powers activate, your goona have a problem.

http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/thumb/2/26/Invisible_Woman_004.jpg/250px-Invisible_Woman_004.jpg

http://www.titanstower.com/assets/recroom/posters/batmannightwingposter.jpg

no one can talk about superhero sexiness without the mention of my bat boys.

Originally posted by Eclipso
Or if Mystique turned into a guy during sex lol

Ow.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m243/Batman1940/Comics/Clayface/Clayface1.gif

Mud wrestling woud be one thing, but this is redicilous.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Maggott00.jpg

This guy comes with his own 2 pet Maggots, Thats a 3 for 1 deal ladies.

I feel really bad for SS, as he has nothing to have sex with, no wonder he's always in a bad mood.

http://marvelite.prohosting.com/surfer/surfer.gif

If you love Hentai, this is the guy for you.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/3/34/Mshvsf-shuma.jpg

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/e/e9/Callisto.jpg

http://www.d.umn.edu/~penrici/music/musicnotes.gifIsn't she lovely? Isn't she wonderful?http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/2098/notes.gif

lol So many super humans would work so well in hentai.

If you ever sleep with Magneto, try to avoid metal beds.

And Dracula's lurrv bites

WW would be great. Yummy!

Hopefully, I'd survive. She'd have to go easy on me.

X-23 "full body" massage

Hanky Pym, as Ant Man, goes "in" looking for his girlfriend's diaphragm, sneezes and accidentally becomes Giant Man...

F*ck this thread.

Figures that this thread was started by Eclitso.

Oh, and 100th post.

I generally refuse to post in threads by this dumbass.














oh damn sadwalk

phayl

spiderman dont do it)))

Sex is good for our health, prolongs our life and makes us happier. Sex trains the body and maintains good spirits. Sex protects against depression and even, as shown by recent studies, supposedly reduces the likelihood of cancer. Go to have sex) lol. Guys, who heard something about this https://onlygirls.com/amelia_alister site? Have you registered there?

Originally posted by frollen
Sex is good for our health, prolongs our life and makes us happier. Sex trains the body and maintains good spirits. Sex protects against depression and even, as shown by recent studies, supposedly reduces the likelihood of cancer. Go to have sex) lol. Guys, who heard something about this https://onlygirls.com/amelia_alister site? Have you registered there? they say your mind go gay

Originally posted by Eclipso
Or if Mystique turned into a guy during sex lol

https://i.imgur.com/uu9pmDP.gif