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I think if we were to teach the Bible in schools, it would need a new spin in order for today's youth to retain interest in it. Bilbo Baggins could be the key, or maybe Pikachu.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I think if we were to teach the Bible in schools, it would need a new spin in order for today's youth to retain interest in it. Bilbo Baggins could be the key, or maybe Pikachu.

Ninja Turtles

THE LEGENDARY TIRED HIKER!

No, that would never work

Originally posted by Aubrey Ravena
Ninja Turtles

That could do the trick, maybe Splinter is Jesus and the turtles are the four apassholes.

Originally posted by BaptizedAtheist
THE LEGENDARY TIRED HIKER!

No, that would never work

Lengendary, maybe not . . . but intoxicated?

Two Words.

Vinny.

Valentine.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I think if we were to teach the Bible in schools, it would need a new spin in order for today's youth to retain interest in it. Bilbo Baggins could be the key, or maybe Pikachu.

You as Jesus.

Vinny as Marry Madgeline.

and Mist as Satan

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I think if we were to teach the Bible in schools, it would need a new spin in order for today's youth to retain interest in it. Bilbo Baggins could be the key, or maybe Pikachu. Dr. Strangelove 131

Originally posted by Strangelove
Dr. Strangelove 131

And Strangelove... as Moses ermm

yes

And folks call my crazy...

And me az da baby jesus.

Hahahaha, Jesus Crabs!

Originally posted by Aubrey Ravena
You as Jesus.

Vinny as Marry Madgeline.

and Mist as Satan

Great, I shall now be forever referring to Christ's woman as 'Madgeline'

looks like satan has a few new recruits.

Madgeline weep

can i be the 13th apostle?

Originally posted by Syren
Madgeline weep Magdalene