Should the Bible be taught in schools, but replace "Jesus" with "Frodo Baggins?"

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=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Should the Bible be taught in schools, but replace "Jesus" with "Frodo Baggins?"

I think if we were to teach the Bible in schools, it would need a new spin in order for today's youth to retain interest in it. Bilbo Baggins could be the key, or maybe Pikachu.

Aubrey Ravena Eh...?

Re: Should the Bible be taught in schools, but replace "Jesus" with "Frodo Baggins?&a

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I think if we were to teach the Bible in schools, it would need a new spin in order for today's youth to retain interest in it. Bilbo Baggins could be the key, or maybe Pikachu.

Ninja Turtles 😎

BaptizedAtheist Restricted

THE LEGENDARY TIRED HIKER!

No, that would never work😛

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Re: Re: Should the Bible be taught in schools, but replace "Jesus" with "Frodo Baggin

Originally posted by Aubrey Ravena
Ninja Turtles 😎

That could do the trick, maybe Splinter is Jesus and the turtles are the four apassholes. 🙂

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Originally posted by BaptizedAtheist
THE LEGENDARY TIRED HIKER!

No, that would never work😛

Lengendary, maybe not . . . but intoxicated? ✅ 👆

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

Two Words.

Vinny.

Valentine.

Aubrey Ravena Eh...?

Re: Should the Bible be taught in schools, but replace "Jesus" with "Frodo Baggins?&q

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I think if we were to teach the Bible in schools, it would need a new spin in order for today's youth to retain interest in it. Bilbo Baggins could be the key, or maybe Pikachu.

You as Jesus.

Vinny as Marry Madgeline.

and Mist as Satan 😉

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I think if we were to teach the Bible in schools, it would need a new spin in order for today's youth to retain interest in it. Bilbo Baggins could be the key, or maybe Pikachu.
Dr. Strangelove 131

Aubrey Ravena Eh...?
Originally posted by Strangelove
Dr. Strangelove 131

And Strangelove... as Moses ermm

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

yes

Scythe The Goat

And folks call my crazy...

Phat_Crabs black iza stato mind!

And me az da baby jesus. 😆

Scythe The Goat

Hahahaha, Jesus Crabs!

Syren dreaming

Re: Re: Should the Bible be taught in schools, but replace "Jesus" with "Frodo Baggin

Originally posted by Aubrey Ravena
You as Jesus.

Vinny as Marry Madgeline.

and Mist as Satan 😉

Great, I shall now be forever referring to Christ's woman as 'Madgeline' 😠

Rogue Jedi Restricted

looks like satan has a few new recruits.

Syren dreaming

Madgeline weep

Rogue Jedi Restricted

can i be the 13th apostle?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Syren
Madgeline weep
Magdalene 😉