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Okay I know this seems HARD to believe but please hold on for a slight moment.

Squirrels are taking over the world, yes the soft cuddly little furballs that people adore. They are plotting to take over the world! How do they do it you may ask, but that is SUCH an easy answer. They use acorns as mind control devices and take over the world. They will gain up and take over our planet known as earth. They have succeeded with Canada already. General Oprah will lead them to war and it will be the end of us as it is.

Yay... we have no squirrels in here... not that i know of anyway...

They will arrive soon, you will not expect them at all

You're about 15 years behind, snails already took over the world pirate

SNAILS? Dammit! No wonder France eats them, they are the only free nation left!

earthworms were way ahead of those snails...

Earthworms weren't important enough to mention in history books

and i thought snails were nice...

earthworms they're a sad bunch of animals that way...

Snails aren't! Why else do you think the French eat them, and why do you think the Chinese eat cats? They ARE NOT NICE. Soon us Americans will have squirrels as a delicacy due to the war against those furballs

yeah.. you're a bit late... Lana and Momo have been going on about squirrels taking over since the beginning of time.

chinese eat cats? dodgy i never knew that...

so are we declaring wars on cows because we eat them... ?

Dammit! Where the hell have I been all THIS time? I just learned of it last month *cries*

WHO AM I GOING TO BLAME FOR BEING SO DAMN SLOW???

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So what's the other half?

Not knowing 13

blame me, i'm slower than you.. i didn't even know squirrels existed.

Originally posted by xEsaulx
So what's the other half?
Winning?

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
blame me, i'm slower than you.. i didn't even know squirrels existed.

They dont, its a conspiracy by the snails, then dress up cats to look like dogs, then dogs to look like cows, then cows to look like squirrels. Dont trust them crazy

Originally posted by BakaXero
Winning?

Sounds good to me.

What are humans then?

Originally posted by Hax42
They dont, its a conspiracy by the snails, then dress up cats to look like dogs, then dogs to look like cows, then cows to look like squirrels. Dont trust them crazy

crazy... fear

I KNOW!

We are a genetically screwed up version of a pygmy shrew!

this world is a big mystery.

Yep like what really is in pies.

blueberry cheesecakes...

A squirrel! nuts

Maybe that is why they are taking over the world.

where?!

READ MY FIRST STATEMENT

but we don't have acorns!

The Nles PReapere for War!Loknarosh

huh?

Originally posted by xEsaulx
Okay I know this seems HARD to believe but please hold on for a slight moment.

Squirrels are taking over the world, yes the soft cuddly little furballs that people adore. They are plotting to take over the world! How do they do it you may ask, but that is SUCH an easy answer. They use acorns as mind control devices and take over the world. They will gain up and take over our planet known as earth. They have succeeded with Canada already. General Oprah will lead them to war and it will be the end of us as it is.
me hate squirrels. me and moosey vill kill all squirrels.

squirry are cute. and evil.

they are vermin. they must be eradicated.

they should pay for all those acorns.

exactly...dont we have a deal with the squirrels?

what deal? i haven't heard about it!

wait...thats pigeons. they move out of the way of our cars, and we look the other way on the statue of liberty defications.

squirrels didn't sign the contract.

yeah, a bunch of Rogue bastards.

'R'ogue?

yeah, Rogue.

deliberately big letter?

yes maam. got a problem with that?

no.. it's like you're saying you're like the squirrys, cute but deadly..

nah, i am cute, but not deadly.

are you sure?

well, i have my moments.

you do.. you really do...

at least with some people. others? still waiting.

hmm

the wait is over. big time.

so its all good?

just the opposite.

eeep. your world crashed down?

yupyup......chicken little told me a few months ago the sky was falling, and i paid him no mind. now i am paying for it.

tsk tsk... i guess we should pay more attention to mindless philosophers of our time.

i ate his eggs.

what did it taste like?

kinda squishy.

is that good or bad? dodgy

depends.

right now what is it?

scrambled!!!

i like them sunny side up... dodgy

thats gross.

why? i think they taste great that way...

Eggs are nasty, and I hope to goodness that is what you are talking about... So how bout those squirrels?