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Lets just say KMC was up for grabs...

(Okay, I'm making this into a game)

The first poster (Me) offers something to Raz for KMC.

THEN! The next poster needs to upstage the one before him.

So, if I offered a banana....The next poster would offer something like a Banana and a blowjob.

haermm Bad Example.

Let's just say I offer $5...Next person offers more than $5.

Just keep it going forever.

vincent

$12,

13$

14$

I offer http://images.killermovies.com/forums/custom_avatars/avatar71979_53.gif for KMC

Originally posted by ThePittman
I offer http://images.killermovies.com/forums/custom_avatars/avatar71979_53.gif for KMC

That wins all.

I offer my naked body for the females of KMC

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I offer my naked body for the females of KMC

I up that amount with a Zucchini.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I up that amount with a Zucchini. I double that amount with these lyrics


1-I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean upon the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
Got hit with a bottle
And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is the bomb night
With a hood rat you can hold tight
But really tho' on figuero
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 to the 105
Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive
Livin' in a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller (3)

Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should know just how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like that

I offer Stephen Harper:
http://www.maxpower.ca/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/harper_cowboy.jpg

Lord knows we don't want him.

I offer Bill gates and Donald trumps money in one lump sum ermm

A combine harvester.

Along with a CD of the song

I offer England

Originally posted by Eclipso
I offer Stephen Harper:
http://www.maxpower.ca/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/harper_cowboy.jpg

Lord knows we don't want him. Hot linking is not cool

Originally posted by ThePittman
Hot linking is not cool

I was going to say that, but I'd be reported and get yelled at by Mods.

Anyway, I offer my Virginity.

Originally posted by ThePittman
Hot linking is not cool

It happens in many many threads and is not against the rules.


I offer my teachers.

Originally posted by Eclipso
It happens in many many threads and is not against the rules.


I offer my teachers. As if you are one to be telling us about the rules

lol I have not broken any.

I offer Quebec.

Originally posted by Eclipso
lol I have not broken any.

I offer Quebec.

*cough* Just because you don't get warned for them, doesn't mean you don't break them.

And you have been banned.

Hell, even I have broke them on many occastions.. Many people have ... Not all of them are super bad you know.

Anyway:

I'd give Raz a Shoe box and squirrel.

Originally posted by Eclipso
lol I have not broken any.

I offer Quebec. Oh, so you got banned for no reason, then?

I was banned over a misunderstanding that was cleared up in december. Hence my un-banning.

I offer all the tea in china, thats right ALL the tea.

Originally posted by Eclipso
I was banned over a misunderstanding that was cleared up in december. Hence my un-banning.

I offer all the tea in china, thats right ALL the tea. *achoo*...

Oh sorry, its my allergies. I'm allergic to bull shit.

I offer my astin martin











1:17 scale model

Originally posted by Eclipso
It happens in many many threads and is not against the rules.


I offer my teachers.

Hotlinking is actually stealing and thus illegal.

I would offer bones of the father, unwillingly given; flesh of the servant, willingly sacrificed; blood of the enemy, forcefully taken; and about 50 bucks.

Originally posted by Lana
Hotlinking is actually stealing and thus illegal.

I don't see it anywhere in the criminal code. And people do it all the time in many many threads all over KMC.

Originally posted by Eclipso
I don't see it anywhere in the criminal code. And people do it all the time in many many threads all over KMC.

yup but all the links break, Your not allowed to do it. Save it to your computer then upload to a hosting site (eg, photobucket, imageshack) Its really none negotiable

Originally posted by Eclipso
I don't see it anywhere in the criminal code. And people do it all the time in many many threads all over KMC.
Oh.

Well, that makes it legal then.


Case closed, Eclipso has done it again.

I'd offer Barker. 13

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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
That wins all.

Originally posted by Marko
yup but all the links break, Your not allowed to do it. Save it to your computer then upload to a hosting site (eg, photobucket, imageshack) Its really none negotiable

So it's in the rules of KMC somewhere? If so can you show me? Cause I've checked and it's not agains the law at least in Canada.

Originally posted by Eclipso
I don't see it anywhere in the criminal code. And people do it all the time in many many threads all over KMC.

Hi, let's argue with someone who knows what they're talking about.

Hotlinking is stealing the bandwidth from a website that someone paid for. You realize this, yes? Websites are not free. Someone has to pay for it and by hotlinking you are stealing their money.

That's why sites like imageshack, photobucket, etc. exist, and that is what the majority of people use.

Originally posted by Eclipso
So it's in the rules of KMC somewhere? If so can you show me? Cause I've checked and it's not agains the law at least in Canada. Originally posted by Lana
Hi, let's argue with someone who knows what they're talking about.

Hotlinking is stealing the bandwidth from a website that someone paid for. You realize this, yes? Websites are not free. Someone has to pay for it and by hotlinking you are stealing their money.

That's why sites like imageshack, photobucket, etc. exist, and that is what the majority of people use.

Owned. 13

Not everyone, I see allot of as the term "hot linking" all over KMC and no one seems to have a problem with it.

Originally posted by Eclipso
So it's in the rules of KMC somewhere? If so can you show me? Cause I've checked and it's not agains the law at least in Canada.

Edit:Lana owned

Originally posted by Eclipso
Not everyone, I see allot of as the term "hot linking" all over KMC and no one seems to have a problem with it.

No, most people here do not hotlink illegally, they use photobucket or imageshack which were created solely for the purpose of hosting images to prevent hotlinking.

Well in Canada it is not illegal at all. I use both of those sites quite allot for images but not all the time.

Originally posted by Eclipso
Well in Canada it is not illegal at all. I use both of those sites quite allot for images but not all the time.

I think it is actually ermm

Originally posted by Eclipso
Well in Canada it is not illegal at all. I use both of those sites quite allot for images but not all the time.

Stealing is illegal everywhere. No getting around that point.

Hotlinking is a crime. It's against the law and the person who does it is a thief and a criminal. Not only is it breaking the copyright law: Redistribution of artwork without the artist's permission... It's also bandwidth theft.

jam

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I think it is actually ermm

Actually it's not, I checked the criminal code and asked a friends dad who is a cop.

Originally posted by Eclipso
Actually it's not, I checked the criminal code and asked a friends dad who is a cop.

Yeah, you're wrong.

It is.

Originally posted by Eclipso
Actually it's not, I checked the criminal code and asked a friends dad who is a cop.

What world do you live where theft is legal?

Why can you not understand that hotlinking is theft?

Theft is defined very well under the criminal code.

And Vinny please show us under which section of the criminal code it is listed?

ffs read that

http://www.static8.com/hotlink.html

Originally posted by Marko
ffs read that

http://www.static8.com/hotlink.html
Hmm, looks familiar. 13

Originally posted by Eclipso
Theft is defined very well under the criminal code.

And Vinny please show us under which section of the criminal code it is listed?

Theft is stealing anything that does not belong to you. Taking something that is not yours without permission is stealing.

By hotlinking you are stealing someone else's bandwidth that they paid for. You are using it without permission. Thus you are a thief.

Why do you think so many people who pay for private servers have anti-hotlinking images? So spoiled little idiots who don't think it's wrong can't get away with it.

I've owned and run my own websites that I've paid for myself for 5 years. I know very well that hotlinking is illegal, and yes, I have gone and changed images that people were hotlinking. They want to link stuff I store on my server, they can pay me for the bandwidth it uses.

I'm not saying you don't have a valid point and perhaps in the US it is a crime, but I know for a fact that in canada you can't be arrested for hotlinking.

I honestly didn't know it was such an issue. I'm not saying I'm going to do it anymore. Just that it's not the grave offence you make it out to be.

Originally posted by Marko
ffs read that

http://www.static8.com/hotlink.html

Thats not a government website.

Originally posted by Eclipso
I'm not saying you don't have a valid point and perhaps in the US it is a crime, but I know for a fact that in canada you can't be arrested for hotlinking.

I honestly didn't know it was such an issue. I'm not saying I'm going to do it anymore. Just that it's not the grave offence you make it out to be.

It's a crime everywhere. Not one that usually ever has anything done about it unless someone is losing a decent amount of money from, but it is a crime anywhere stealing is - which means everywhere.

Fine, continue to act like an entitled child then. Just use bloody imageshack, FFS.

Originally posted by Eclipso
I know for a fact that in canada you can't be arrested for hotlinking.

Well, if it were, you'd probably sweet talk your ass out of jail and pass it off like nothing happened. haermm

Originally posted by Lana
It's a crime everywhere. Not one that usually ever has anything done about it unless someone is losing a decent amount of money from, but it is a crime anywhere stealing is - which means everywhere.

Fine, continue to act like an entitled child then. Just use bloody imageshack, FFS.

I never said I wouldn't use it, copyright laws of a country don't extend everywhere, in many counties around the world downloading movies and music is perfectly legal. My point is theft is illegal all over, but not everyone considers it theft.

Originally posted by Eclipso
I never said I wouldn't use it, copyright laws of a country don't extend everywhere, in many counties around the world downloading movies and music is perfectly legal. My point is theft is illegal all over, but not everyone considers it theft.

It has absolutely nothing to do with copyright, not sure why you're not getting it.

And just because someone doesn't consider it theft doesn't mean it isn't.

I would off this bag of invisible magic beans for KMC, "Here Raz, you know you want them".

No but if a country doesn't consider it theft then it is not for the people in that country.

And some ISP's like Bell Sympatico which i used to use don't have bandwidth charges.

i offer my pride. with a conversation over a bottle of brandy

My sister and her friends as a workforce.

I offer $9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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I offer that plus 1$

damu!!!

I offer all the money in the world. herbeuro

Originally posted by R8#@NG!G@
I offer $9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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thatr is more than all the money in the world

Originally posted by R8#@NG!G@
thatr is more than all the money in the world
No.

Oreos

My soul eyes


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I offer the state of Florida and 5 colones for it euro

Plus Storm's soul

Originally posted by Storm
My soul eyes


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

That's hard to upstage hmm

Let's see...

Two Boxes of Oreos , and a chunk of my soul sly

mhm


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Voldemorts horcrux.

I offer Thorinn and a flower, along with my previous offer.

flowers

I offer my sister o.0 and mayb 5 dolla

Kind words,oh and my friendship

Irene's crabs haermm

I offer up the All Mighty Powerful Spoon with a picture of my sexy big toe

I bend your spoon with my mind and raise you $4 sly

I offer a future version of KMC for KMC.

Originally posted by Eclipso
No but if a country doesn't consider it theft then it is not for the people in that country.

And some ISP's like Bell Sympatico which i used to use don't have bandwidth charges.

And you've just proven you don't know what you're talking about by bringing up ISPs (which have NOTHING to do with it).

Anyway, I'd offer up a goat named Nibbler that likes to eat people's clothing.

How do sites like ImageShack and Photobucket afford the bandwith?

Lots and lots of ads, as well as a paid option. That's how ALL free sites can afford to be run.

I offer one bottle of Vodka, the rest is mine!

Raz.

shocking Blasphemy.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
shocking Blasphemy.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

mwahaha

blow


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

A Pizza Party!

Originally posted by Storm
shocking Blasphemy.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Hahahaha




Storm vota subvertio OTF.

http://www.schaeferkegs.com/images/keg%20pictures/6%20sudex%20kegs%20various%20sizes.jpg

pitt_shifty

I offer:
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

Originally posted by ThePittman
http://www.schaeferkegs.com/images/keg%20pictures/6%20sudex%20kegs%20various%20sizes.jpg

pitt_shifty

Why did my pants all of a sudden become tight shocking

Originally posted by ThePittman
http://www.schaeferkegs.com/images/keg%20pictures/6%20sudex%20kegs%20various%20sizes.jpg

pitt_shifty

If Raz doesn't want it. I'll take it droolio

Something.

12 Virgins.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Something.

Something x2

13 virgins.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Something x2

Something x3

Something x4 +14 virgins.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Something x3

Something.

15 virgins.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Ouch.

Bardock's 6'6 Body.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Ouch.

lol trust me my sister isn't worth half that.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Bardock's 6'6 Body.

Raz...Again.

16 virigins

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Raz...Again.

17 virgins

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine


Vinny

17 Vinnys... well, Virgins. Same thing. vin


haermm 13

Originally posted by Barker
17 Vinnys... well, Virgins. Same thing. vin


haermm 13

Barker's Barbie Collection 13

The privilege of giving me head. ermm

Originally posted by Leo.M
The privilege of giving me head. ermm

A Popsickle. haermm

Some nuts. laughcry

Leo.M

*empties pockets* lets see....pack of smokes, money clip, lighter, bottle cap, pack of gum, silver bracelet, tire guage......and playing guide to "dead to rights".

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Barker's Barbie Collection 13
Thorinn's bringing the stuff. 31

oh yeah, there was a set of batteries in my back pocket.

Crap

HAHAHAHA!

Originally posted by Barker
Thorinn's bringing the stuff. 31

Nah haermm

Originally posted by JacopeX
Crap

HAHAHAHA!

i would offer up......my collection of ps2 games!!!

I'd offer my Hatred towards certain people.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'd offer my Hatred towards certain people.
is that valuable?

I'd offer Jacope, be denied, then take him out back, shoot him, bring him back, and be awarded KMC.....

But only if this were all happening in GTA or something. 13

JacopeX's Corpse.

i would offer up Leo's soiled couch.

Originally posted by Barker
I'd offer Jacope, be denied, then take him out back, shoot him, bring him back, and be awarded KMC.....

But only if this were all happening in GTA or something. 13 Originally posted by Leo.M
JacopeX's Corpse.

Jacope's Ashes.

All the stupid things Jacope says.

I would offer the Holy See.

a cup of my jedi man juice.

That's just koolaid

20 Virgins

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
That's just koolaid

A Box of Choco's

21 virgins

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
That's just koolaid
thats cuz i am so KOOL.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
thats cuz i am so KOOL.

Maybe.

22 virgins

who gets to deflower all these pretty young virgins?

Raz and his subjects

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
who gets to deflower all these pretty young virgins?

Vigins.

vigins?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
vigins?

Yes, Virgins.

23 of them now.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Yes, Virgins.

The Death of people.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Yes, Virgins.
you forgot the "R". and i am upping the ante. i am offering up 50 asian virgins, in pigtails and cheerleader outfits.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you forgot the "R". and i am upping the ante. i am offering up 50 asian virgins, in pigtails and cheerleader outfits.

Ew

24 virgins

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Ew

Lots of Choco.

25 virgins