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what is your favorite comedic song you've heard and who's it by?

What do you mean by "funniest"?

-AC

You raise me up by Westlife

comic genius


other than that anything from the TEAM AMERICA soundtrack or Uncle ****er from South Park

Dear penis.

By : Rodney Carrington

Originally posted by G U I T A R
Dear penis.

By : Rodney Carrington
That's a hilarious song. I have a live version, and it always cracks me up.

I'm the only gay Eskimo by Corky & The Juice Pigs - very funny song

I'm the only gay Eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all want to do is get into his parka

I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

Well me and Nukflukchukbuk
We both like blubber
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber

I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

I make a wish on the Northern Lights
That I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights

I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

And the seals they sing now...


These cold winter nights
Are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the North Pole
See the North Pole...

I'm the only gay Eskimo
Only gay Eskimo
I'm the only one I know
The only one I know-oh-oh-oh
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

My Humps...Alanis Morissette!!

Bad News...Bohemian Rhapsody...Genius (there's a skit there too).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObOzXMk7dJY

down for the count
my next ex girlfriend
smoothie king
two seater all by bowling for soup are some of the more funnier relationship songs i have heard

tobes got a drinking problem--street dogs
mexican wine--fountains of wayne
i want an alien for christmas--fountains of wayne


those are bout alli think of for now

Just saw the original BEP My Humps video again for the second time...that was funny.

What a ridiculous song and video...and why would you ever wanna spoof that when it's already so hilarious on its own?


Another funny song: Bird is the Word - The Trashmen...classic.

Elvis laughing his way through ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT? is a good one

Bob George
by Prince
album: The Black Album (1987)

Let me see ya dance

New coat, huh?
That's nice
Did u buy it?
Yeah, right
U seeing that rich mother****er again
U know who I'm talking about
That slicked back paddy with all the gold in his mouth
Don't try to play me 4 yesterday's fool
Cuz I'll slap your ass into the middle of next week
I'm sorry baby, that's the rules

I pay the rent in this raggedy mother****er
And all u do is suck up food and heat
Say what? Oh yeah?
4 someone who can't stand them T.V. dinners
U sure eat enought of them mother****ers
Who bought u that diamond ring?
Yeah, right.
Since when did u have a job?
U seeing that rich mother****er again
What's his name? Bob?
Bob, ain't that a *****?
What's he do for a living?
Manage rock stars?
Who?
Prince?
Ain't that a *****?
That skinny mother****er with the high voice?
Please, who do I look like baby?
Yesterday's fool?
Don't u know I will kill u now?
U're ****in' right.
I gotta gun
U think I don't?
Then what's this?
Oh, u quiet now
uh uh!
Little? Yeah, right. It might be little but it's loud

Yeah, right.
Uh uh!

Now put that suitcase down
And go in there
And put on that wig I bought U
No, No
No, No
The reddish-brown one
Bob, ain't that a *****?
Oh
Gotcha
Got ya

Hey Bob, if u're out there, let me see u dance
U said u was funky
C'mon, c'mon

Ain't that a *****?
Bob

(Come out with your hands up)
I'll kick your ass (This is your last warning)
Think I won't? (Oh no! The ******'s got a laser)
(Let's get the hell out of here)

Is Mr. George home?
Hello, Mr. George? {Note: The high pitched voice}
This is your conscience, mother****er {that responds to his call, when}
Why don't u leave mother****ers alone? {slowed down to about 2 rpm,says}
What's wrong with u? {"Operator, what city please?"}
Well, why can't we just dance?
Why can't we just dance?
No, **** that, **** that
I don't talk about u, I don't talk about u
Wit' yo' little almond-shaped head ass
Who the **** do u think this is?
I'll kick your ass... twice

Bob, if u're out there
Let me see u dance
U said u were funky, c'mon

B-O-B, spell the shit backwards, what'd it say
Same mother****in' shit

Turn it out

Bob, ain't that a *****?

Do you ever mention anybody besides Prince?

-AC

i think Winchester Cathedral from New Vaudeville Band is very funny plus it has a very catchy tune...

Originally posted by geshien
what is your favorite comedic song you've heard and who's it by?

PS3 song. Parody of the song How to Save a Life. The PS3 song made me laugh:

"you give us blue-ray which I do need, now you're getting your @$$ kicked by the Wii!!"

"You say Halo 3 doesn't worry you so you offer Killzone 2; but Killzone 1 sucked before what made you think we'd want it more?"

i forgot my favorite funny song

STROKIN...clearance carter classic

Weird AL ide say...amish paradise or white and nerdy.

or Special fred by Steven Lynch

The Smiths - Asleep

myself and a pal pissed ourselves laughing to Everbody Hurts by REM at a cinema whilst on acid waiting for the curtains to open for Francis Ford Coppolas Bram Stokers Dracula

it gets the nod for that

The theme tune to ORGAZMO by the South Park guys gets the nod too
as does Akons entire back catalogue
he CANT be serious surely

eminem - as the world turns and rainman
psychostick - beer song
stephen lynch - superhero and ugly baby
minstrels of mayhem - dueling minstrels
dvda - now you're a man

kelly - shoes

ABCDEath by psychostick is funny

Anything by Weird Al is funny. xD

R Kelly - In The Closet
song AND video

Originally posted by vintageSW77
R Kelly - In The Closet
song AND video

Too funny...

A midget...a midget...a midget...a midget...

Frank Zappa stuff.

After hearing the album on which Dont Eat The Yellow Snow by FZ comes from ill agree

its "out there"

Originally posted by vintageSW77
R Kelly - In The Closet
song AND video


Oh, yes...tres yes.

That's the perfect example I've been looking for...apart from the songs (and their vid) that are meant to be funny.

ya, i say white and nerdy is the funniest song, and video.

Let's see:

Love Sandwich ~ Nerf Herder
Girl sometimes you're hungry,
You want something to eat
You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat
You don't want no pastrami,
And no corned beef on rye
Girl there's only one kind of sandwich that's really gonna satisfy

Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh
Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh

This ain't the kind of snack
That you get from your mommy
Your mommy ain't never seen such a whole lot of salami
Girl I'm gonna take you on a superfantastic trip
Cuz, baby you haven't had nothing til you've had my miracle whip

Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh
Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh

Yeah you, and me, and Steve makes three
And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the video
Yeah you, and me, and Steve makes three
And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the
Yeah you, and Steve, and Bernie makes three
And Fernando and Mr. Belvedere in the hot tub, yeah!

Girl sometimes you're hungry,
You want something to eat
You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat
Let me tell you 'bout
The funky love sandwich
Me and Steve are the bread
And you're the meat, *****!

Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh
Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh

Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh
Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh
Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh
Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh


Otis Lee Crenshaw ~ Do Anything you Want
We go out walking, just us two
Ain't much in this world I wouldn't do for you
And if a man with a knife said, "Your money or your life"
I wouldn't think twice

I'd stand my ground and not give an inch
Coiled like a spring I wouldn't even flinch
And I would stare into the eyes of that son-of-a-*****
And this is what I'd say

Do anything you want to the girl just don't hurt me
I might be crazy, but I ain't reckless
She's got a diamond ring, she's got a necklace
Look in her purse she's got keys to a Lexus
Me, I'll be on my way

Do anything you want to the girl just don't hurt me
What a funny old way to measure love
Find out where you stand when push comes to shove
Cause right now it ain't you that I'm thinking of, it's me
It's me, it's me, me, me, me
I love me

Do anything you want to the girl just don't hurt me
Two is company, but three's a crowd
I was thinking maybe we should break up anyhow
I could use some space from you, especially right now
So help yourself mister
I ain't no hero
Her bank card pin number is 4-1-3-0

Do anything you want to the girl just don't hurt me
Do anything you want to the girl just don't hurt me
Don't hurt me

Any song by Keane. The lead singers podgy little face and the fact that they're trying to be taken seriously always put a smile on my face. although that smile quickly turns to rage and glimpses of suicide but I'm usually okay within a fortnight. I say 2 weeks of constant agony is a small price to pay for a giggle.

Originally posted by pcp
Any song by Keane. The lead singers podgy little face and the fact that they're trying to be taken seriously always put a smile on my face. although that smile quickly turns to rage and glimpses of suicide but I'm usually okay within a fortnight. I say 2 weeks of constant agony is a small price to pay for a giggle.

Vanessa Carlton - Thousand Miles

Hmm, my sillyness made me post in the wrong thread.

Originally posted by geshien
what is your favorite comedic song you've heard and who's it by?

"Gonorrhea" - Cheech Marin

"Piece Of Shit Car" - Adam Sandler

"Until I Got High" - Afroman

IF I owned a midget- Benefit

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Free love Freeway - David Brent

Tenacious D - **** Her Gently

Weird Al's song Albuquerque

There's Weird Al's Song, "The Twelve Pains Of Christmas", Jimmy Fallon's "Idiot Boyfriend" and My Chemical Romance's "Blood"... I think they're all hilarious.