The Google Quote Game

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Schecter
i brought this up in the imus thread and its been bugging the hell out of me.

im trying to find a quote by any famous person in which the google hits are greater than "nappy headed hos", which yesterday topped 2,440,000.

so it got me thinking....is "nappy headed hos" the dominate and definative human quote? if so ill need to be rocked to sleep tonight.


Originally posted by Schecter
thats weird...today the google hits dropped drasticallyto 1,970,000 confused

how does 500,000 hits disappear in a day (well...just about 12 hours actually) ?

:edit: still, more hits for "nappy headed hos" than the following:
"we the people" 1,320,000 hits
"i have a dream" 1,800,000 hits
"ask not what your country can do for you" 231,000 hits

thats right. imus > MLK, JFK, and we the people messed


so i propose this thread: beat imus.
find a quote that topples imus's remark in hits on google.

and please, leave out any discussion about imus and why he shouldnt have been fired or why you're glad he's fired etc. plenty of opportunity to address that at the GDF thread. so...shall we begin?

please...somebody find a quote to beat imus' ....and put my mind to rest.








:edit: also, if you are appalled like i am after discovering that what you thought would beat imus, in fact didnt, feel free to post it. example:

"i am the way" 569,000 hits
imus > jesus

§P0oONY
"a"

Results 1 - 10 of about 9,510,000,000 for a. (0.07 seconds)

Schecter
"a" is not a famous quote.

many words and names beat out the imus quote, however im looking for a quote as the title suggests

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Schecter
"a" is not a famous quote.

many words and names beat out the imus quote, however im looking for a quote as the title suggests
Not a famous quote?

I'm quoting Gandhi there.

Schecter
also, if you are appalled like i am after discovering that what you thought would beat imus, in fact didnt, feel free to post it. (added to original post)

example:

"i am the way" 569,000 hits
imus > jesus

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Schecter
also, if you are appalled like i am after discovering that what you thought would beat imus, in fact didnt, feel free to post it. (added to original post)

example:

"i am the way" 569,000 hits
imus > jesus
Jesus is fiction though.

Schecter

Captain Maynard
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,720,000 for Nappy headed hos. (0.12 seconds)

Imus = Nappy headed hos


ermm

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Schecter
as well as me and you and every other human who uses "a" as a word.
c'mon dude, participate.
Exactly... Every human uses "a"... Including Gandhi and it just so happens that I'm quoting Gandhi this particular time.

Lana
Would movie quotes count?

Schecter
Originally posted by Lana
Would movie quotes count?

absolutely!

"may the force be with you" 787,000 hits

imus > star wars

Lana
Originally posted by Schecter
absolutely!

"may the force be with you" 787,000 hits

imus > star wars

The first one I looked for was "I am your father".

Only 262,000 hits.

("May the Force be with you" was the second thing I searched)

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Schecter
absolutely!

"may the force be with you" 787,000 hits

imus > star wars
Everyone > Star Wars though.

Schecter
"one giant leap for mankind" 114,000 hits

imus > neil armstrong

Schecter
damn...i was close

"veni vidi vici" 940,000 hits

imus > julius ceaser laughing out loud

§P0oONY
"all your base are belong to us"

2,330,000 hits..


So ****ing close.

Edit: Did it again and got in the 500 thousands... Must have missed out a "

Schecter

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Schecter
um wrong

574,000 hits

use proper quotes
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22all+your+base+are+belong+to+us%22&btnG=Search
Read the edit.

Schecter
sorry dude, my bad i though you meant "so ****ing close" as in "so ****ing close this stupid thread". *retracts claws*

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Schecter
sorry dude, my bad i though you meant "so ****ing close" as in "so ****ing close this stupid thread". *retracts claws*

Hahahaha.

Lana
"The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club" came up with 1,350,000 hits. That's the best I've found so far.

Schecter
dont forget to use proper quotes. (also, you may abbreviate the quote, example below)

"you do not talk about Fight Club" 23,700 hits

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22you+do+not+talk+about+Fight+Club%22&btnG=Search

Lana
It wiped out the first quotation mark for some reason, I didn't notice that ermm

Which is rather strange, as I copied-and-pasted the quote straight out of the search box when I posted it here.

Schecter
"give peace a chance" 835,000 hits

"all you need is love" 1,430,000 hits

imus > the beatles

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Lana
It wiped out the first quotation mark for some reason, I didn't notice that ermm

Which is rather strange, as I copied-and-pasted the quote straight out of the search box when I posted it here.
Same thing happened with me.

Schecter
now its 2,050,000 hits for google.

i thought of a line which amazingly comes in at 2,030,000 hits, just 20,000 shy.
im not telling what it is yet though stick out tongue

Schecter
ok fine: "i'll be back"

Vathu
That is depressing.

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,210,000 for Damn jews. (0.17 seconds)

Vathu
I hate it when I kill threads..


I was only trying to play the game.. ._.

Schecter
YOU KILLED IT madcry






stick out tongue

Schecter
2,680,000 hits today. its still growing messed

Vathu
Yeah'..

Funny how "Damn Jews"

Didn't outrate "Nappy headed ho's" ='[

Bardock42
738 for "ere thrice the sun done salutation to the dawn"


953 for "how many dicks have you sucked"


37.000 for "the only verdict is vengeance"


105.000 for "friends, romans, countrymen"


400.000 for "heil hitler"


hmm....enough now.

Schecter
when you do a search, remember to use quotes

"damn jew" has only 3,190 hits.

Schecter
Originally posted by Bardock42

400.000 for "heil hitler"


laughing out loud imus > third reiche

Vathu
Imus > "Damn women."

;-;

Bardock42
156.000 for "killed kenny"

897.000 for "I didn't do it"

1.420.000 for "D'oh"

97.700.000 fo "Ay"


Fonzie wins again....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/94/Fonzie.jpg/180px-Fonzie.jpg

Schecter
Originally posted by Bardock42


1.420.000 for "D'oh"

thats amazing considering its a common internet response as well

Originally posted by Bardock42

97.700.000 fo "Ay"


Fonzie wins again....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/94/Fonzie.jpg/180px-Fonzie.jpg

THAT DOESNT COUNT!!!! im putting you on ignore mad




*waits for kneejerker to come in and stick up for you*

Bardock42
Originally posted by Schecter
thats amazing considering its a common internet response as well



THAT DOESNT COUNT!!!! im putting you on ignore mad




*waits for kneejerker to come in and stick up for you*

No one here likes me, you are safe.

Lana
Haha.

10,500,000 for "meh".

Go Simpsons!

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Lana
Haha.

10,500,000 for "meh".

Go Simpsons!
I'm pretty sure "meh" was around before the Simpsons... Plus The Simpsons is an underclass cartoon... So no "Go Simpsons!"..... Whore... mhm



stick out tongue

Vathu
Results 1 - 10 of about 936 for Yippee kayay mother****er. (0.43 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,170,000 for It's Jesus Juice. (0.17 seconds)

HOLY CRAP.

MJ > Bruce Willis.

Holy mother of god.. I never would have thought it!

Schecter
how could you possibly submit "meh" mad





stick out tongue

Lana
Originally posted by Schecter
how could you possibly submit "meh" mad





stick out tongue

But "d'oh" can count? stick out tongue

I was surprised that I only got 11,900 for "save me, jebus".

Barker
no expression

H. S. 6
Results 1 - 10 of about 184,000 for "Say hello to my little friend". (0.13 seconds)

wtf

Schecter
wow... "let there be light" -860,000 hits


current for "nappy headed hos" - 2,680,000

imus > God

(three times greater)

Bardock42
69.600 for "Who is John Galt"


257.000 for "In dubio pro reo"


1.010.000 for "Cogito Ergo Sum"


1.150.000 for "E=mc2"

H. S. 6
"Oops I did it again" - 438,000

"I choose you!" - 244,000

"Say hello to my little friend" - 184,000

And finally...

"pwned" - 2,670,000


Imus has been pwned.


EDIT: "owned" - 284,000,000

"Deal or no deal" - 2,190,000

Barker
9wnt.

Bardock42
Originally posted by H. S. 6
"Oops I did it again" - 438,000

"I choose you!" - 244,000

"Say hello to my little friend" - 184,000

And finally...

"pwned" - 2,670,000


Imus has been pwned.


EDIT: "owned" - 284,000,000

"Deal or no deal" - 2,190,000

Who is the famous quote "owned" and the famous quote "pwned" attributed to?

H. S. 6
Originally posted by Bardock42
Who is the famous quote "owned" and the famous quote "pwned" attributed to?

Gandhi.

~JP~
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,500,000 for "Have a nice day." smile

Bardock42
Originally posted by ~JP~
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,500,000 for "Have a nice day." smile By?

H. S. 6
"Bye" - 60,900,000

"Hello" - 252,000,000


The Beatles.

Bardock42
Someone's (hopefully purposely) not understanding the point of this thread...

H. S. 6
I have no idea what you're talking about.

"Hey" - 209,000,000

The Hellacopters.

Bardock42
Originally posted by H. S. 6
I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'll give you a hint...it's not tomato salad.

H. S. 6
Sorry. "It's not tomato salad." did not match any documents.

Schecter
Originally posted by Bardock42
Someone's (hopefully purposely) not understanding the point of this thread...

its a shame considering the staggering reality of the topic. but i guess its just this a.d.d. style of giving and recieving information that allows someone like imus to have such a tremendous impact on our culture just by saying something stupid, far more prevailant in everyone's minds than history's most influential people, greatest thinkers, even the allmighty.

and to you people, it was done on the first page with "a". you're not being original.

H. S. 6
Originally posted by Schecter
its a shame considering the staggering reality of the topic. but i guess its just this a.d.d. style of giving and recieving information that allows someone like imus to have such a tremendous impact on our culture just by saying something stupid, far more prevailant in everyone's minds than history's most influential people, greatest thinkers, even the allmighty.

and to you people, it was done on the first page with "a". you're not being original.

"nappy headed hos" - 1,820,000


It's a time thing. If Einstein had just said "E=mc2" it would be far greater than Imus's thing.



(Notice the "Gandhi" thing. I was joking with Spoon. roll eyes (sarcastic) )

Schecter
Originally posted by H. S. 6

It's a time thing.

could have been worded better, but i agree 100%

still, the fact remains that the most searched quote over the past week has been "nappy headed hos". more interest was taken in that than any distinct quotes which any other human being has ever uttered in history.

but yeah, im sure a year from now the hot count will only be a fraction of what it is now.

H. S. 6
Originally posted by Schecter
could have been worded better

I don't even know what to call you. Grammar Nazi? No.

You must be... the SYNTAX/DICTION NAZI! eek!

Schecter
Originally posted by H. S. 6
I don't even know what to call you. Grammar Nazi? No.

You must be... the SYNTAX/DICTION NAZI! eek!

yeah, ok. does everyone at the otf call eachother 'nazi' when they feel threatened? i was only pointing out the vagueness of the term, but agreed. i hardly see any reason to call people names. erm

H. S. 6
Relax. I'm joking with you.

I know you're not really a Nazi.


shifty

Vathu
Originally posted by Vathu
Results 1 - 10 of about 936 for Yippee kayay mother****er. (0.43 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,170,000 for It's Jesus Juice. (0.17 seconds)

HOLY CRAP.

MJ > Bruce Willis.

Holy mother of god.. I never would have thought it!

Has no one paid attention to my post? no expression

smoker4
Results 1 - 10 of about 68,100 for "i'm rick james b***h". (0.16 seconds)

H. S. 6
Originally posted by Vathu


I'm sorry. Did you say something?

Barker
Sauce pwns at this came, copy his answers.

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