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What are your fightingcapacilities?

Example (going by my own stats):

Fighting Type: Freestyle mixed with boxing and knowledge on pressure points
Bodytype: Athletic
Height: 1,87 cm
Weight: 77 kilo
Stamina: Can run maximum speed for 20 seconds or so
Strenght: Can lift 160 kilo over the ground
Speed: I dont know how to take numbers on that, but i rarely get hitted.
Will: I dont gives up until my body denies to continue
STRENGHTS:
My long reach and high speed makes me hit first most of the time, and i am fairly strong, so i hits hard. Without shit, have never met anyone who could best me in hand-to-hand skills. I dodges, blocks and counters very well, so is nearly never hitted. In floor fight, i have bested black belt karatekas and i know pressure points. I am smart and never gives up.
WEAKNESS:
My advanced techniques and fast strikes are tiring, and if i dont end the fight quickly, i grows tired. Also, i suffers from migrene, so a hard hit to my head will usually result in big headache. My kicks are nothing extraordinary.

You get the idea Write your stats in a similiar way that i did

"hitted" is not an actual word in the English language.

Generally I find such things stupid...cause....everybody lies...oh...and they are stupid.

People, please, be honest in this thing, everybody can lie on the itnernet, and its not cool.

whats an itnernet?

Fighting Type: Master in 120 different martial arts
Bodytype: Athletic
Height: 1.90 cm
Weight: 100 kilo
Stamina: Very good
Strenght: Can lift 300 kilos over the ground
Speed: Excellent...run 100 m in 10 seconds
Will: Unbreakable
STRENGHTS:
Perfectly trained. Very strong and fast.
Undefeatable with prep time
WEAKNESS:
None



Well..I described Batman...SO WHAT?

internet, what you are browsing right now

Originally posted by Bardock42
Fighting Type: Master in 120 different martial arts
Bodytype: Athletic
Height: 1.90 cm
Weight: 100 kilo
Stamina: Very good
Strenght: Can lift 300 kilos over the ground
Speed: Excellent...run 100 m in 10 seconds
Will: Unbreakable
STRENGHTS:
Perfectly trained. Very strong and fast.
Undefeatable with prep time
WEAKNESS:
None



Well..I described Batman...SO WHAT?

Batman rocks
But i would last a BIT against him, not going down like the other thugs he always owns.

Originally posted by Fistfighter
Batman rocks
But i would last a BIT against him, not going down like the other thugs he always owns.

Maybe in the general situtations.

Not when he is in beat Superman mode.

Fighting Type: scottish style. called FOOK YOU!!!"
Bodytype: sexy as hell
Height: 6'4
Weight: 210, solid muscle
Stamina: unlimited
Strenght: Can lift 301 kilos over the ground
Speed: Excellent...run 101 m in 9 seconds
Will: he is my nephew
STRENGHTS:
my flagulance is unrivaled
WEAKNESS:
chocolate

Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe in the general situtations.

Not when he is in beat Superman mode.

Nope, then its a whole other case

Originally posted by Fistfighter
Batman rocks
But i would last a BIT against him, not going down like the other thugs he always owns.
batman would ass rape you in 5 seconds.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
batman would ass rape you in 5 seconds.

did you readed my stats?
i would last at least 10 secs

5, and only if you curled up in a fetal position.

Originally posted by Fistfighter
did you readed my stats?
i would last at least 10 secs

http://www.balloontales.com/articles/thoughts/yearone.jpg



I dunno.

have you actually fought batman? how can you say you would last ten seconds if you havent?

Haha...this guy is the funniest troll we ever had. Whirly is a loser next to him.

i'd last ten rounds with wolverine. did you know that?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i'd last ten rounds with wolverine. did you know that?

I'd fight The Living Tribunal, Galactus, Spectre and Lucifer Morningstar at the same time...blindfolded....with my hands tied to my back.













I would lose of course, but still....

i heard you lasted 3 minutes with mystique too.

Originally posted by Fistfighter
I am smart


No, you are not. Maybe in your circles inventing your own words brands you smart, but not here.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i heard you lasted 3 minutes with mystique too.

Dude...her looks....that's a ****ing achievement.

Fighting style- to lazy to use anything other than a gun

body type- nothing special

hieght-probably not taller than the person whoopin my ass

weight-one big mac to many

stamina-i can go about 20 mins before i need a smoke and a nap.

strength-strong enough to pull my ass out of bed in the morning

speed-im no marathon runner, but i sprint a half a city block before getting winded

will- i have enough will power to fill out a dumbass fighting skill stat list

strengths-shit, if i knew that i would probably be doing something with my life

weaknesses-japanese school girls

Originally posted by Fistfighter
internet, what you are browsing right now

Interweb?

Im a lvl 34 Warrior with a broadsword and +3 dex from my charm of fate and I get saving throw of 3+ cause Im a Nord

I know, Im uber thankyou

Whats D&D leftright

I'm a lvl 30 Elf Warrior. Lolz. leftright

Originally posted by Fistfighter
What are your fightingcapacilities?

Example (going by my own stats):

Fighting Type: Freestyle mixed with boxing and knowledge on pressure points
Bodytype: Athletic
Height: 1,87 cm
Weight: 77 kilo
Stamina: Can run maximum speed for 20 seconds or so
Strenght: Can lift 160 kilo over the ground
Speed: I dont know how to take numbers on that, but i rarely get hitted.
Will: I dont gives up until my body denies to continue
STRENGHTS:
My long reach and high speed makes me hit first most of the time, and i am fairly strong, so i hits hard. Without shit, have never met anyone who could best me in hand-to-hand skills. I dodges, blocks and counters very well, so is nearly never hitted. In floor fight, i have bested black belt karatekas and i know pressure points. I am smart and never gives up.
WEAKNESS:
My advanced techniques and fast strikes are tiring, and if i dont end the fight quickly, i grows tired. Also, i suffers from migrene, so a hard hit to my head will usually result in big headache. My kicks are nothing extraordinary.

You get the idea Write your stats in a similiar way that i did
No Judge you can't lift 160 kilos I bet you can barely lift 30-40. Your weight 77 kilos?Nah it's around 55-60 kilos.

Originally posted by Vathu
I'm a lvl 30 Elf Warrior. Lolz. leftright

I pwn you by 4 lvls, lolz leftright

Originally posted by Vathu
Lolz. No wai. I gotz ze +4 agility leftright

oh soz i 4got bout taht but my nord is imun 2 frost

kk cool i ned sum more xp

yes. and i will summon my lvl 28 companin frost fairee.

she doo pwnzorz dam.

Originally posted by Fistfighter
Batman rocks
But i would last a BIT against him, not going down like the other thugs he always owns.

Batman would crush you like the little bug you are not

Originally posted by Marie-Lee
Batman would crush you like the little bug you are not

You mean "you are".

so whose sock was this? hmm

Judge.

Originally posted by Mywi
so whose sock was this? hmm

Sock? leftright

got nailed the first day

Originally posted by ThePittman
got nailed the first day

It is funny, isn't it? I haven't been caught in the year and a half I've been he- I mean.... dodgy Uh... pankcake house.

Fighting Type: Defensive Tactics And Counter Attacks
Bodytype: Flesh and blood
Height: 5'8''
Weight: 200
Stamina: sprint 2 mins
Strenght: lift own weight
Speed: 15 mph run, 100 psi per punch or kick
Will: I will fight only for my own defense, I will not fight the unecessary fight
STRENGHTS: close quarters unarmed combat
WEAKNESS: does not know how to use weapons, refuses to use any weapon

Fighting Type: Muay Thai, Western Boxing and Submission wrestling
Body Type: Ask your girl
Height: 5'10
Weight: 175
Stamina: Ask your girl
Strength: 3 reps of 215
Speed: Not very fast, but very quick!!
Strengths: Left hook, right elbow, ground control
Weakness: P*ssy

Originally posted by ragesRemorse



weaknesses-japanese school girls

i feel that.

What are the internets?

whirlysplat the 90 pound e-ninja strikes again.
tell me whirly, did the u.k. government insist that you have
your hands registered as lethal weapons? fear

Originally posted by Alliance
What are the internets?

its a series of tubes

Funny how most people take this as a joke but some people actually feel compelled to put up stats to try and impress others.

like "mine is bigger than yours."

Originally posted by Schecter
whirlysplat the 90 pound e-ninja strikes again.
tell me whirly, did the u.k. government insist that you have
your hands registered as lethal weapons? fear



its a series of tubes

Not Whirly.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Funny how most people take this as a joke but some people actually feel compelled to put up stats to try and impress others.

Shut up, my internet persona could kick your internet persona's ass.

Fvck that shit, wanna know how i fight, fight me

Originally posted by Fistfighter
What are your fightingcapacilities?

Example (going by my own stats):

Fighting Type: Freestyle mixed with boxing and knowledge on pressure points
Bodytype: Athletic
Height: 1,87 cm
Weight: 77 kilo
Stamina: Can run maximum speed for 20 seconds or so
Strenght: Can lift 160 kilo over the ground
Speed: I dont know how to take numbers on that, but i rarely get hitted.
Will: I dont gives up until my body denies to continue
STRENGHTS:
My long reach and high speed makes me hit first most of the time, and i am fairly strong, so i hits hard. Without shit, have never met anyone who could best me in hand-to-hand skills. I dodges, blocks and counters very well, so is nearly never hitted. In floor fight, i have bested black belt karatekas and i know pressure points. I am smart and never gives up.
WEAKNESS:
My advanced techniques and fast strikes are tiring, and if i dont end the fight quickly, i grows tired. Also, i suffers from migrene, so a hard hit to my head will usually result in big headache. My kicks are nothing extraordinary.

You get the idea Write your stats in a similiar way that i did

This is either one of the funniest sarcastic posts I've read or one of the funniest tard posts, I've read. I don't know which one at this point.

The username fits..

Originally posted by Bardock42
Fighting Type: Master in 120 different martial arts
Bodytype: Athletic
Height: 1.90 cm
Weight: 100 kilo
Stamina: Very good
Strenght: Can lift 300 kilos over the ground
Speed: Excellent...run 100 m in 10 seconds
Will: Unbreakable
STRENGHTS:
Perfectly trained. Very strong and fast.
Undefeatable with prep time
WEAKNESS:
None



Well..I described Batman...SO WHAT?



My favorite parts are

Will: Unbreakable
and
WEAKNESS: None

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Fighting style- to lazy to use anything other than a gun

body type- nothing special

hieght-probably not taller than the person whoopin my ass

weight-one big mac to many

stamina-i can go about 20 mins before i need a smoke and a nap.

strength-strong enough to pull my ass out of bed in the morning

speed-im no marathon runner, but i sprint a half a city block before getting winded

will- i have enough will power to fill out a dumbass fighting skill stat list

strengths-shit, if i knew that i would probably be doing something with my life

weaknesses-japanese school girls

Originally posted by Bardock42
Not Whirly.

really? i just assumed since whirly was posting under the same theme (check out my internet muscles)

5,9


175 lbs


5 years of boxing mixed with street knowlege.

Fighting Type: music
Bodytype: average
Height: 5'7"
Weight:not tellin
Stamina: ?
Strenght: ?
Speed: fast enough to catch you and that taco your carrying
Will: i will kill all those who oppose my style
STRENGHTS: rocknroll metal
WEAKNESS: rap

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Funny how most people take this as a joke but some people actually feel compelled to put up stats to try and impress others.

ahhhhh....Kharma dog. Like my stat sheet shows, you are my one weakness....

my main weakness is quarter pounders with cheese.

Originally posted by PiruBlood
5,9


175 lbs


5 years of boxing mixed with street knowlege.

Straight outta lowcash

Stupidity and intelligence both don't exist.

no, they sure dont.

5'7 185 pounds most of its muscle
Trained in Tae kwon do, kenpo, aikido, and judo
Mixes those arts so much in a middle of a fight that it renders an opponent comepletly oblivious of my next move

Able to render a woman panting for breath after wards..

and what exactly is the weather like on your planet?

I poison people and punch them while they're unconscious. It's a fighting style called 'sneaky'.

i fight goodfellas style. with a louisville slugger.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Fighting Type: Master in 120 different martial arts
Bodytype: Athletic
Height: 1.90 cm
Weight: 100 kilo
Stamina: Very good
Strenght: Can lift 300 kilos over the ground
Speed: Excellent...run 100 m in 10 seconds
Will: Unbreakable
STRENGHTS:
Perfectly trained. Very strong and fast.
Undefeatable with prep time
WEAKNESS:
None



Well..I described Batman...SO WHAT?
1.90 cm? 31

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no, they sure dont.

If you're being sarcastic, they really don't.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i fight goodfellas style. with a louisville slugger.




what style is it when you use a hockey stick?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i fight goodfellas style. with a louisville slugger.

you're thinking of casino

I'm the master of the buttdrop.

Just ask Schecter and AC.

I taught them all they know.

Can't go wrong with a buttdrop, especially in a well timed gass-o-rama combo. No matter how many black belts you got, that's gonna take you down!