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lets start a thread where we can make how to guides and stuff...

like "how to.....be a eunich" or "how to... be a hor"

Lets start with "how to be a pirate"



1.Wear black eyeliner

2. Always travel with a catch phrase...savvy?

3. Always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest.

4. Never ask 'why is the rum gone'...because you'll probably find out

5. Dont fling a coconut at a pelegosto, or you'll become a human Kebab*or as i say, kebob*

6. Saying 'Bugger' Gets you no where, and is unpirate-like

7. Always wait for the 'opportune moment'

8. Have the proper leverage when you are against Davy Jones

9. Always negotiate

10.Paint eyes on your eyelids and on your cheeks, its a way to sleep, while your eyes are "open"

11. Make sure u DONT have a Compass that points to what u want most in this world! apparently it confuses ppl!

LMAO!!!

12. Dont get your tongue cut off, and then get a parrot to speak for you, they leave you minding the boat.

13. Be addicted to Rum.

14. Deep inside, long to be loved and have discipline in your life.

15. When your ship gets stolen, take a deep breath and remember that 'it's only a ship, mate.'

16. Swear an oath to Davy Jones, get the kraken to come after you, and achieve a kiss from that hor.

17. Make sure that you have been to Tortuga.
18. Be careful of wenches.

19. Steal a boat from a man, not a woman, they bitchslap you

20. Make sure u have a signature walk!

21. Use hand movements when you talk
22. Make sure you explain something very disunderstandable, and when someone says what ur saying in an understandable way, say "your not making any sense at all"
23. When you say "set sail" add "in a general that way direction"

24. Make sure u overstock on RUM!! cause u never know when u'll need it to defeat a Kraken!!! and then still have enough left for the crew!!

24. always carry dirt with you. you never know when it will be needed.
25. make sure you get into trouble.

26. Dont go to a voodoo priest for help, they bring back your arch foe.

27. If ever you really need to go to a voodoo priest for help, don't forget to steal a few things.

^^yes and watch ur FRONT!

28. Call urself a CAPTAIN even when ur ship is Missing!!

29. Always wear your lucky captains hat

(lets make up to 30, and if you can, add more, or just start a new guide)

30. Actually i take that back dont introduce urself a Captain while ur ship is missing, That way ur 13 years count only when u actually have a ship!

right!

31. Don't forget to get yourself a girl...

are you guys making a new one now?

How to be a eunich

1.Get someone else to cut them off...its more painful that way

2. Spend 3 hours a day practicing with Swords that u make!

3. be a blacksmith....or lord

4. make sure a pirate left a 'mark' on you.

5. Makes sure you wear an ice-cream looking wig and call orself lord, or wear anything a blacksmith would...lol...couldnt think of anything

6. Wear High Socks

7. Wear little pansie shoes
8. Be one of the ones with very short hair lol

7. try to get the girl, but before you guys get married, make sure you get arrested first so she won't find out your little 'secret'.

10. When you get hit by an oar, dont let anyone use you to hit something with

11. never show anyone a picture of you wearing fur and make-up.

12. Dont wear dreadlocks or a bandana, it points out ur a wanabee aswell
13. Dont say you cnt have it...it makes it obvious

14. don't let yourself be fooled by that pirate.

15. Dont be leverage for a pirate

16. learn to open cells with tables.

17. Dont say "Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt" To ANYONE, or you'll be in trouble.

18. The minute u get word that a Handsome Pirate has threatened ur "CRUSH" i suggest u find her, and get the heck out of Port Royal because chances are she fell in Love with the Gorgeous Pirate in dreads the minute she saw him. If thats the case Ur in Trouble Mate!

19. Dont make swords if they're for you "crushs" fiancee

20. Get urself caught/captured by every Villian in the story!

20. be wary of the pirate, he'll get your girl and get you in a lot of trouble.

21. Use the line "Ay Avast" when u are trying to comandeer a ship that belongs to the Royal Navy!

23(its 23, coz 20 waz repeated). Dont look at your fiancee and your 'accquaintance' pirate kiss/smooch, or it will spoil the 3rd movie lol

lol

23. you don't know what she is planning when she kissed him, so don't be jealous!

25. Constantly find ways to get urself separated from ur fiance and the handsome pirate...so that they may spend more time together and slowly fall in love, thus pushing her away from u!

26 (23 repeated). Dont just sit there when ur fiancee is crying....it just makes you a pansie...not a eunich....

27. Be part of Turnett

27. If ever you really want your girl, make sure you marry her and don't let anything come between you. don't leave her alone, especially with the pirate.

29. Stay with ur fiance even though she clearly cheated on u! and Not tell her that u know about the kiss!!

30. Say 'aye' very softly

31. Get caught in a Pelegosto trap!!

HOW TO BE A VOODOO PRIESTESS!!!



1. speak very unclear
2. Eat food, and dont brush your teeth
3. Flirt with Jack Sparrow and william Turner
4. Bargain your all with Jack Sparrow
5. Give Jack a jar of dirt, just to get rid of the damn thing

6. Tie things in ur hair.
7. Live in a shack on a mystical swamp!
8. Get urself trapped in a human form

32. End up being a wannabe pirate.

8. Ressurect Jacks arch foe

9. Help others Bring Back Jack from the dead too!
10. Have a thing for Crabs

watch out for the pirate, he secretly takes stuff from you.

12. Watch out for Ragetti and his goodness

13. Make sure you entertain all those pirates in your house with drinks while their captain is dead.

14. Make sure to wear a dress that barely covers yourself.
15. Have an affair with the most dreaded pirate on the seas, which will make him tear his heart out.
16. Be a goddess.

17. Lie to get what u want!

18. Keep Barbossa's boots close to you
19. NEVER CUT YOUR HAIR...EVER
20. Ask people that you just met if they want to know you

21. Keep an undead monkey out of its cage

22. Accept an undead monkey as a gift

23. Demand Payment!

25. Throw crabs limbs on a table and stare at them long enough for people to think you are reading them for a living

*Tia's still Cool*

*24*

im gunna start a new one

*How to....


Be a hor/wench*


1. Have red, blonde or goldish hair
2. Slap men

3. Not pronounce "EGREGIOUS" correctly
4. Wear heavy makeup

5.Send a message (slap) to Jack with Will.

6. live in Tortuga

7. Wear a dress with a super tight bodice, to make ur CLEAVAGE pop up more!

and so that your boobs look that they are about to explode.

Elizabeth: AH! Help me find the pieces!

Jack: Oi! I think I found yer nipple...

LMAO LMAO!

8 or 9?. eh! Make sure u throw ur skirt over guys heads.
9 or 10. Make sure u drink a lot of rum.
10 or 11. Make sure ur reflexes are sharp because when u live in a place like Tortuga where there are always fights breaking out, u need to be able to move out of the way, or duck for cover, or throw in some punches...lol!

Omg lol to Minie Mina

11. Have bright coloured hair (no matter what colour, as long as it's fluoro)

12. Wear a dress that's so long, that you have a fear of tripping over it

13. Fight with every other girl you see

14. Try to land the Bestest and Least disgusting and most handsome pirate-client of them all...Captain Jack Sparrow!!!

15. Always remember to entice the men.

New One!!!

"How to be JACK SPARROW"

1.Make

im gonna kill my computer

*make funny hand gestures

2. Always seem drunk

3.Always call yourself Captain and tellothers to callyou Captain,even if you don't have a ship.
4.Frequently say 'savvy'.

5. wear eyeliner.
6. pick invisible things out of the air and examine them.

7.Ask:Why is the rum always gone?
8.When speaking to Elizabeth,always call her :love or darling.

9. Always stay in trouble
10. always be dishonest

11.Take a ship.
12.Wear a bandana.

13. ble slapped by whores

14. Always strike a comprise.

15. Be sneaky.

16. Talk in Confusing Sentences.

17. Owe a lot of other Pirates Money!!!

18. Make sure not many people know what you are actually saying, unless daft like you

19. Wear alot of rings, and other stuff

20. Tie things onto yourself

New one!

How to... make an Elizabeth Swann.

1. Have orange skin

2. Make all the hot guys fall in love with you (JACK)

3. Same as two, but them either kill them or break their heart

4. Seduce men to get what u want.

5. Kill the most Handsome Pirate in the whole Universe (Jack) and then loose urself in Grief!

6. Fall in Love with a Notorious Pirate

7. Have fake extensions in ur hair.

8. Talk back to every man u come in contact with.

AMEN

9. Teach Jack a song on island just in uderwear

10. burn the rum.

11. explode the rum.

12. drink the rum

13. Learn how to handle a sword.

14.Daydream about the most handsome pirate in the universe,and smile while thinking of him.

13. Call rum "a vile drink"

14. ...The end up lovin' it

15. Make up your last name eg. Turner

hehehe wrong numbers, why do I always stuff my posts up???

18. use "I can't breathe" sentence as normal sentence

19.tell Jack you are si ready to be married,so he may prpose to you.

20. shackle the most handsome pirate to his ships mast with the hottest kiss disney could ever film.

21.Drink rum with Jack Sparrow and dance around a bonfire singing a song.

22. Faint to get attention

23. Play hard to get, cause apparently that makes every guy that looks at u fall in love!

So True

24.when Will appears on isla de Cruces run to him and kiss him,to prove (at least to yourself if you are able to) that you still love Will and not the least Jack.
25.Tell yourself as a mantra again and again:I love Will,I'm not attracted to this pirate called Jack Sparrow.

26. Always end up in the wrong place, which then leads to everyone wanting to come to your rescue
27. Always try to be the "Damzel In Distress"

28. Pretend that you're a young lad
29. Use bottle of rum as a weapon