Mr. Comic Universe Pageant!

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Who should be crowned Mr. Universe?

Mr. Comic Universe Pageant!

I asked some of the most beloved heroes to enter my Mr. Universe contest. After some significant persuading on my part, and lies about it raising money for charity, they reluctantly gave their time to come to a photoshoot with me (apparently many innocent lives were lost due to this, but I think the end result is worth it!)

Logan showin off his assets and unique fashion style. I didn't dare say anything though.

Captain America demanded to have an American Flag, what a patriot!

I wanted the mask on, but Peter insisted on giving the Zoolander face.

Fastest photoshoot. What can I say...bald is beautiful.

Superman took the photoshoot very seriously, we did hundreds of takes until we got just the right lighting. Quite a big ego there.

On the other hand, Batman really HATED the camera.

Thor was a pimp, and demanded that a hot girl be next to him during the photoshoot...who am I to argue against a god?

This last guy wasn't too happy about the clothe we had him wear...unfortunately we have a no ripped pants policy and that outfit was the only thing available in XXXXXL, it was from a photoshoot I did recently for the Kingpin.

Originally posted by masterbruce
Logan showin off his assets and unique fashion style. I didn't dare say anything though.

On the other hand, Batman really HATED the camera.

Always knew Wolverine was gay...
Batman totally owns.

I believe Silver Surfer doesn't meet a certain requirement for the pageant... ermm

Also, that pic makes Cap look like a pansy

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I believe Silver Surfer doesn't meet a certain requirement for the pageant... ermm

Also, that pic makes Cap look like a pansy

Surfer is by default a man, since he was originally Norin.

And as for Cap looking like a pansy, he's a soldier, not a model...not everyone is a natural at posing like Superman is.

Originally posted by masterbruce
Surfer is by default a man, since he was originally Norin.

And as for Cap looking like a pansy, he's a soldier, not a model...not everyone is a natural at posing like Superman is.

Oh, I think Soljer would disagree... 😖hifty:

He looks like he's about to pop open his mouth to suck his thumb... 😬

Batman wins.

enchantress ftw

Originally posted by WorldWarHulk
Always knew Wolverine was gay...

ponytail...check

cowboy hat...check

ripped muscle shirt with questionable design...check

way too tight jeans...check

ummm... 😮

Thor. Easily.

Superman.

His super gimmick says it all.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Thor. Easily.

Just because he has a big hammer?

Originally posted by masterbruce
Just because he has a big hammer?

No becuase the others are all trying too hard. Thor looks natural.

Originally posted by masterbruce
Just because he has a big hammer?
Yeah. And Mjolnir's pretty big too. herbvin

Gayest thread ever

Originally posted by zozo_yoyo_xoxo
Gayest thread ever

I'm sure there are gayer ones . . . ever met Goddess Kali in the religion forum? (used to be Lord Urizen)

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I believe Silver Surfer doesn't meet a certain requirement for the pageant... ermm

What the fact that his as naked as the day he was born.

Batman looks constipated, Surfer looks ... well silly, Wolverine's just about to go on stage at the Stripbar he's obviously working and Superman looks like a gay hollywood leading man of the 1940s.

anyway, Thor ftw... simply because he had the good sense to bring a woman along!

Originally posted by janus77
Batman looks constipated, Surfer looks ... well silly, Wolverine's just about to go on stage at the Stripbar he's obviously working and Superman looks like a gay hollywood leading man of the 1940s.

anyway, Thor ftw... simply because he had the good sense to bring a woman along!

hmmmmmmmm perhaps Thor is over compensating for something so he brought the woman. 😖hifty:

Re: Mr. Comic Universe Pageant!

Originally posted by masterbruce
I wanted the mask on, but Peter insisted on giving the Zoolander face.
Spidey wins, (just for using the "Magnum" pose)... 😂

Originally posted by Supreme being
hmmmmmmmm perhaps Thor is over compensating for something so he brought the woman. 😖hifty:

I would have thought that comment applied more to his big, prominent hammer, than to the hot woman in green.

anyway, this is Thor, what's he need to compensate for?

now Surfer's loooong surfboard, has Freudian written all over it ✅