Sex with a corpse
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LordFear
I don't know if this guy was truthful or just really stoned from some sweet ass cheech and chong stuff we were smoking straight from Jamaica but he blurred out last Saturday at my friend's house, while ever so high, that he had sex with a corpse. He claims that he dug up the body him and some dude cuz they were hard press for $. He said the body wasn't rotten all the way, he said he was tripping on some wierd pills he popped a few hours before to give him courage and anyway the body was looking right and his partner wasn't around so he started fingering the corpse and then stuck himself inside.
What do you guys think of this?
*=DeathReaperr'
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Sweet Escape
I think its time you stop blazing
*=DeathReaperr'
Yeah..thats a good sign to lay off the junk for a while
Ambience
That must have been some good weed
Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by *=DeathReaperr'
Yeah..thats a good sign to lay off the junk for a while You can't say anything " *=DeathReaperr' "
*=DeathReaperr'
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
You can't say anything " *=DeathReaperr' "
I like it...its a good reminder of a good time
Sweet Escape
Drugs = yucky
LordFear
Originally posted by Sweet Escape
I think its time you stop blazing
I was still floating in the clouds man!!! This dude obviously if his statement is truthfully will never be invited to our cypher again. Rest assured. We are still trying to corraborate his story.
Puzzle
Originally posted by LordFear
What do you guys think of this?
I think you need to pass that shit...
masterkit
Necrophelia is...like...even worse than going beasty.
Dreamt
Originally posted by *=DeathReaperr'
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Sweet Escape
Originally posted by masterkit
Necrophelia is...like...even worse than going beasty.
Yeah, its just sooooo gross
LordFear
Originally posted by masterkit
Necrophelia is...like...even worse than going beasty.
yeah that was the term I was trying to tell him but was do damn out of it that it escaped me. But funny thing is that he seemed seemingly proud of doing it. Saying that he was some kind of pionneer and maybe in the future we won't need dating and stuff, just go to graveyards. ****ing weirdo
masterkit
Originally posted by Sweet Escape
Yeah, its just sooooo gross
It would be more disgusting if you put them together
Sex with a dead horse...
Sweet Escape
Thats just... ****ed up
masterkit
Originally posted by LordFear
yeah that was the term I was trying to tell him but was do damn out of it that it escaped me. But funny thing is that he seemed seemingly proud of doing it. Saying that he was some kind of pionneer and maybe in the future we won't need dating and stuff, just go to graveyards. ****ing weirdo
I think he is alittle to open-minded...NOBODY, and I repeat NOBODY should be that open-minded.
*=DeathReaperr'
AHAHA WTF! heres a video for your friend SFlpHHH9EIU its kind of the same thing
LordFear
Originally posted by Puzzle
I think you need to pass that shit...
lol/ man God Bless Jamaicans for growing this type of beauty. Man that was some tremendous good weed.
Sweet Escape
Originally posted by LordFear
yeah that was the term I was trying to tell him but was do damn out of it that it escaped me. But funny thing is that he seemed seemingly proud of doing it. Saying that he was some kind of pionneer and maybe in the future we won't need dating and stuff, just go to graveyards. ****ing weirdo
Oh yeah, wayyyyyyyyyyy to much blazing.
bogen
I think you and your sick story's should get off this forum.
masterkit
Originally posted by bogen
I think you and your sick story's should get off this forum.
They're more intersesting than the regular crap around here.
Sweet Escape
Originally posted by masterkit
They're more intersesting than the regular crap around here.
In a freakish type of way.
LordFear
Originally posted by bogen
I think you and your sick story's should get off this forum.
As I understand it, this is a forum designated to offtopics well this qualifies. If you don't have the stomach for it, then don't click in it. I think thats pretty simple rules to follow even for a simpleton, would you agree?
*=DeathReaperr'
uh oh...C0K_LZDXp0I
masterkit
Originally posted by Sweet Escape
In a freakish type of way.
The best way to get "Freaky"
LordFear
Hey if you guys think this is a sick story, you need to hang out later hours on campus and hear some of the shit that goes on. College kids are the freaking worst types
Sweet Escape
Yeah, they all go out and have Graveyard orgies
masterkit
Originally posted by Sweet Escape
Yeah, they all go out and have Graveyard orgies
In the barn.
LordFear
Originally posted by masterkit
In the barn.
dripping from syrup and honey all over their bodies
masterkit
Originally posted by LordFear
dripping from syrup and honey all over their bodies
A little graphic.
Puzzle
Originally posted by LordFear
dripping from syrup and honey all over their bodies
While prancing around in diapers and singing "I'm a little teapot" until the wee hours of the morning.
masterkit
Originally posted by Puzzle
While prancing around in diapers and singing "I'm a little teapot" until the wee hours of the morning.
With the teletubbies watching throw the window with a telescope to get the best look.
Puzzle
Originally posted by masterkit
With the teletubbies watching throw the window with a telescope to get the best look.
And Bessy, the prize winning cow, is in the background getting her jollies from the automated milking machine.
masterkit
Originally posted by Puzzle
And Bessy, the prize winning cow, is in the background getting her jollies from the automated milking machine.
I think I know where to stop.bored
LordFear
Originally posted by Puzzle
And Bessy, the prize winning cow, is in the background getting her jollies from the automated milking machine.
I am just curious to see how long can we keep that chain going?
ANybody up for the challenge?
Puzzle
Originally posted by LordFear
I am just curious to see how long can we keep that chain going?
ANybody up for the challenge?
Pfft, I can go all night...until nap time that is.
LordFear
Originally posted by Puzzle
Pfft, I can go all night...until nap time that is.
lol fair enough.
The big EH
Originally posted by LordFear
I don't know if this guy was truthful or just really stoned from some sweet ass cheech and chong stuff we were smoking straight from Jamaica but he blurred out last Saturday at my friend's house, while ever so high, that he had sex with a corpse. He claims that he dug up the body him and some dude cuz they were hard press for $. He said the body wasn't rotten all the way, he said he was tripping on some wierd pills he popped a few hours before to give him courage and anyway the body was looking right and his partner wasn't around so he started fingering the corpse and then stuck himself inside.
What do you guys think of this? having sex with a corpse is like having you having sex with a regular girl...she nevers orgasms ohhhhhhhh burn!
seriuosly that is so gross
*=DeathReaperr'
Originally posted by The big EH
having sex with a corpse is like having you having sex with a regular girl...she nevers orgasms ohhhhhhhh burn!
seriuosly that is so gross
that was classic...im profilin that
Sweet Escape
Originally posted by The big EH
having sex with a corpse is like having you having sex with a regular girl...she nevers orgasms ohhhhhhhh burn!
seriuosly that is so gross
Yeah, I laughed
The big EH
was it actually funny or was it just so stupid that it was funny?
Sweet Escape
It was funny
The big EH
alright *happy dance* dancedancedance
Röland
Necrophilia, the true birth control. 31
The big EH
lol, mine was bettter though
Röland
I lol'd at yours.
The big EH
ohhh yea class clown 06'
Skeets
Originally posted by *=DeathReaperr'
Yeah..thats a good sign to lay off the junk for a while
The big EH
you know ted bundy had sex with dead chicks to
Leo.M
He's probably took the same pills I'm taking right now. haermm
Scythe
Sqlurge my pretties!
LordFear
you guys are maniacs/lol
out of control.
Yeah Ted Bundy was reported to practice necrophilia on his victims.
G U I T A R
Ew? They should go to hell for that.
SpartanII
that is the sickest thing i have ever heard.
sick as in grotesque.
LordFear
well we are talking about Ted Bundy
The big EH
having sex with a corpse is like having you having sex with a regular girl...she nevers orgasms ohhhhhhhh burn!
seriuosly that is so gross
Mr Happy Pants
Originally posted by LordFear
I don't know if this guy was truthful or just really stoned from some sweet ass cheech and chong stuff we were smoking straight from Jamaica but he blurred out last Saturday at my friend's house, while ever so high, that he had sex with a corpse. He claims that he dug up the body him and some dude cuz they were hard press for $. He said the body wasn't rotten all the way, he said he was tripping on some wierd pills he popped a few hours before to give him courage and anyway the body was looking right and his partner wasn't around so he started fingering the corpse and then stuck himself inside.
What do you guys think of this?
that must have sucked. I bet she just laid there.
The big EH
laid there and took it like your mom!!!! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burn baby burn
SpartanII
Originally posted by The big EH
having sex with a corpse is like having you having sex with a regular girl...she nevers orgasms ohhhhhhhh burn!
seriuosly that is so gross
double post! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burn
Mr Happy Pants
Originally posted by The big EH
laid there and took it like your mom!!!! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burn baby burn
spoken like a true 15 year old.
Mr Happy Pants
Originally posted by The big EH
actually...14
well, you're honest anyway.
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