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my left arm just went numb, im short of breath, my vision just turned blurry and i'm very dizzy.
what should i do?

:edit: damnit this was meant for the OTF hehe

If real, take an aspirin and call 9-1-1... Since it's not, grab youself by the back of the head and smash your face into your cheap-ass 15" CRT monitor.

hehehe it was meant as a jab to all these incompetent people who rely on kmc for all their life's advice, even immediately pressing health issues...then it backfired on me

"The crows are calling my name," thought Caw.

I'm not sure if you're serious or not...but anyways, I suggest that you stop posting, log off, and go get see a doctor.

Do what Robtard said. Though, if real, take his second advise anyways.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I'm not sure if you're serious or not...but anyways, I suggest that you stop posting, log off, and go get see a doctor.

even if im was joking?

Originally posted by FeceMan
"The crows are calling my name," thought Caw.

Correct, but since I didn't make it up, I am quoting it in full to not be a filthy plagiarist.

If you were having a heart attack you wouldnt take the time to post

if you were having a heart attack i doubt youd be on here right now

Cough....apparently you're supposed to give a chesty cough or something if you think you're having a heart attack.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Do what Robtard said. Though, if real, take his second advise anyways.

Now... that is "true love". I'm so happy for you two.

I suggest that you succumb. It's what God wants you to do

I suggest you pick up a baseball bat, take careful aim, then whack repeateedley at your own face until dead.

mother****er.

Originally posted by Schecter
my left arm just went numb, im short of breath, my vision just turned blurry and i'm very dizzy.
what should i do?

:edit: damnit this was meant for the OTF hehe

Well if you drop dead at least the ferrets will have sufficient meat to nibble on until your body is found.

Originally posted by Schecter
even if im was joking?

Yes, if you are joking you seriously need mental help.


Love ya.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Well if you drop dead at least the ferrets will have sufficient meat to nibble on until your body is found.

this is true

but who'll give them fresh water? cry

anyway, just got back from the doctor. i told him that wrathful dwarf told me i needed to see a doctor. i left before the cops arrived.

man this thread was finished before it started. Twas like bringing your weiner to a scissor fight.

Originally posted by Schecter
my left arm just went numb, im short of breath, my vision just turned blurry and i'm very dizzy.
what should i do?

:edit: damnit this was meant for the OTF hehe I would suggest drinking a Spike energy drink and taking 5 NoDoz and running 15 miles with 10 lbs strapped to your feet. pitt_shifty

Originally posted by Schecter
my left arm just went numb, im short of breath, my vision just turned blurry and i'm very dizzy.
what should i do?

:edit: damnit this was meant for the OTF hehe

Quick! Eat some bacon!

Then eat a double cheeseburger!

And Chili Cheese Fries!

mmmmm, nevermind, I'll do it.

Originally posted by Schecter
my left arm just went numb, im short of breath, my vision just turned blurry and i'm very dizzy.
what should i do?

:edit: damnit this was meant for the OTF hehe .......Go to a doctor, man.

here's your sign...

http://i.pbase.com/o4/98/583898/1/56693475.roflcopter.gif

Originally posted by Schecter
my left arm just went numb, im short of breath, my vision just turned blurry and i'm very dizzy.
what should i do?

:edit: damnit this was meant for the OTF hehe

Go to Mcdonalds

no, see...cant anyone be serious anymore?
i know that mcdonalds is really bad for you. thats why i eat burger king.
someone at kmc told me a long time ago that unlike mcdonalds, a steady
diet of burger king promotes good cardiovascular health.

Stop eating fast food!

Originally posted by BackFire
Quick! Eat some bacon!

Then eat a double cheeseburger!

And Chili Cheese Fries!

mmmmm, nevermind, I'll do it.

im getting mixed messages here...is fastfood good or bad?

Originally posted by Schecter
im getting mixed messages here...is fastfood good or bad?

That's a dumb question tbh.

Fast food is good, re. taste. Bad, re. health.

Originally posted by G U I T A R
That's a dumb question tbh.

thats rude. i was only asking a simple yes or no question

and to top it off you didnt answer

You shoulda got the point! blowup

what point?

No its not good lol doh

Originally posted by Syren
Fast food is good, re. taste. Bad, re. health.

haermm

Have a wank 131wank

Might not help, but at least you'll go out with a smile on your face 13

It's his wanking arm that's numb, you heartless bastard mhm

Wait...
Originally posted by Schecter
my left arm just went numb, im short of breath, my vision just turned blurry and i'm very dizzy.


Maybe he was wanking... sly

Originally posted by Syren
It's his wanking arm that's numb, you heartless bastard mhm

syren, i may need assistance. now sit in my lap and lets ride the banana boat

Originally posted by Schecter
syren, i may need assistance. now sit in my lap and lets ride the banana boat doh

WHAT???

http://www.redsailaruba.com/images/corp/AR_PlayBananaBoat.jpg

Why does that involve my sitting in your lap? mhm

you know....just in case you cant swim too well....im just concerned for your safety, thats all.

excl

Originally posted by Schecter
you know....just in case you cant swim too well....im just concerned for your safety, thats all.

Yeah well, you can sit at the back of that damn banana and I'll sit at the front.

I can swim perfectly satisfactorily.

Pervert oh

Burn

Originally posted by Schecter
my left arm just went numb, im short of breath, my vision just turned blurry and i'm very dizzy.
what should i do?

:edit: damnit this was meant for the OTF hehe

I told you to stop looking at naked pics of Urizen.haermm

droolio

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah well, you can sit at the back of that damn banana and I'll sit at the front.

I can swim perfectly satisfactorily.

Pervert oh

thats just fine...im always sitting at the back. shifty

Just remember there will be approximately 10 people between us

Originally posted by Syren
droolio

WHat was that for?oh

For you blush2

Originally posted by Syren
For you blush2

kissblush

Originally posted by Syren
Just remember there will be approximately 10 people between us

you flatter me, but im not that well endowed...i mean....shifty yeah thats cool

KMC Kebab oh

Yes, lesbian action dd

Originally posted by Schecter
you flatter me, but im not that well endowed...i mean....shifty yeah thats cool

From what I hear there's not enough for Syren to sit on it by herself.haermm

Originally posted by Mišt
Yes, lesbian action dd



You call that lesbian action? We were just saying hello eyes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
From what I hear there's not enough for Syren to sit on it by herself.haermm

then you obviously have nothing to fear. syren, scoot up a bit and give femme some room

Originally posted by Syren


You call that lesbian action? We were just saying hello eyes

Ssh, just go touch her somemore....dont mind me...Ill just stand back and take photos...now do it dd

Originally posted by Syren


You call that lesbian action? We were just saying hello eyes

Men and their sick fantasies.nahuh

I know, right? nahuh

bag

Originally posted by Syren
I know, right? nahuh

Like i'd feel you up in public. Thats what the ladies room is for.tongue_ss

Originally posted by G U I T A R
bag

Why do you post random smilies? Cute, but odd

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Men and their sick fantasies.nahuh Originally posted by Syren
I know, right? nahuh

I hear ya, say, wanna go make out? mistdiva

Originally posted by Syren
Why do you post random smilies? Cute, but odd

Because boat

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I never make out with girls who's hair, eyebrows and goatee don't match.mhm

Sorry I was in a rush mistdiva

stop hijacking this thread!!! this is LIFE AND DEATH!!!!

You chose death by eating fast food!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Your penis is sticking out.ermm

Whoa..wounded2

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Your penis is sticking out.ermm

QUICK!!!! TOUCH IT!!!!! fear

Originally posted by Schecter
QUICK!!!! TOUCH IT!!!!! fear

No he looks made. He's foaming from the mouth.scared

shock

Originally posted by Schecter
stop hijacking this thread!!! this is LIFE AND DEATH!!!!

OMGZ I SEEN DIS IN A MOVEE 1NCE B4 GET TEH DEFIBRILATOR N STIK IT ON UR CHEST N PRES TEH RED BUTON WEN ITS REDY fear

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No he looks made. He's foaming from the mouth.scared

he's just really happy to see you.

Originally posted by G U I T A R
shock

You touch it.pokey

Originally posted by Schecter
he's just really happy to see you.

He's crying.cryoh

Originally posted by Schecter
NO!!! U GOTTA STABZ THE BIG ADRENANINEZ NEEDLE THRU THE BRESTPLAYT I SAW THIS IN PULP FIXON!!!

DAS ONY 4 OVURDOES DU WHAT HE SAYZ HE WATCHEZ GREY'S ANATOMY.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
He's crying.cryoh

you're right cry console him cry

Originally posted by Schecter
you're right cry console him cry

Heres an ice cream cone.cryoh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Heres an ice cream cone.cryoh

he loves pie droolio

Originally posted by Schecter
no, see...cant anyone be serious anymore?
i know that mcdonalds is really bad for you. thats why i eat burger king.
someone at kmc told me a long time ago that unlike mcdonalds, a steady
diet of burger king promotes good cardiovascular health.

seriously now man, you must be more carefull whom you take advice from. This person who gave you this bad advice obviously knows nothing about what promotes a healthy lifestyle. Burger king is good for incrasing ones focus, but offers nothing to the circulatory system. Macdonalds is good for lowering your cholesterol, but if you really want good all around health...eat at Kentucky fried chicken. KFC is optimal for boosting ones circulatory system as well as lowering that bad cholesterol. Oh yeah, and you have to order the extra crispy.

seriously man, be more carefull whom you take advice from, that was nearly a close one

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
seriously now man, you must be more carefull whom you take advice from. This person who gave you this bad advice obviously knows nothing about what promotes a healthy lifestyle. Burger king is good for incrasing ones focus, but offers nothing to the circulatory system. Macdonalds is good for lowering your cholesterol, but if you really want good all around health...eat at Kentucky fried chicken. KFC is optimal for boosting ones circulatory system as well as lowering that bad cholesterol. Oh yeah, and you have to order the extra crispy.

seriously man, be more carefull whom you take advice from, that was nearly a close one


*HUUUUUGE sigh of relief* man that pisses me off when kmc people give bad advice! thanks for clarifying this whole mess for me. *force-vomits double whopper with cheese* *phew* klater, im off to mcdonalds brb

Originally posted by Schecter
*HUUUUUGE sigh of relief* man that pisses me off when kmc people give bad advice! thanks for clarifying this whole mess for me. *force-vomits double whopper with cheese* *phew* klater, im off to mcdonalds brb

dont mention it man, i know what its like with these kmc'ers who think they know everythin. i wouldnt steer you wrong, especially not when its something as serious as a heart condition

now double quarter pound that shit!