progeny

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progeny

what if Wonder Woman and Batman had a baby, how powerful and intelligent would it be?

would it be able to beat the potential offspring of a Hawk Girl/Lantern coupling?

umm anyway, just been watching one too many episodes of JLU (bloody good stuff)... 😐

They wouldn't be able. WW would crush Bruce's hips accidentally..

Re: progeny

Originally posted by janus77
what if Wonder Woman and Batman had a baby, how powerful and intelligent would it be?

would it be able to beat the potential offspring of a Hawk Girl/Lantern coupling?

umm anyway, just been watching one too many episodes of JLU (bloody good stuff)... 😐

hmm

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
They wouldn't be able. WW would crush Bruce's hips accidentally..

Already happened in comics.

Originally posted by Board Walker
Already happened in comics.

She crushed his hips?

Can magical clay give birth to a child? 😕.

Originally posted by Soljer
Can magical clay give birth to a child? 😕.

I guess if you had sperm made of magic clay it might be possible.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
They wouldn't be able. WW would crush Bruce's hips accidentally..

Bruce could always wear protection - a GL Ring for instance?

dammit, the cartoons lay on the WW-Batman thing really thick...
what a pair they are (I meant the both of them! (err, not WW's pair, umm Batman AND Wonder Woman), nothing like the hideously boring Reed Richards ...

anyway, IF they had a baby...

There's no way to know.

It might be some perfect amagalm of thier abilities and powers. Then again it might be almost a normal human.

imagine dammit, imagine!

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
They wouldn't be able. WW would crush Bruce's hips accidentally..

artificial insemination.

Originally posted by masterbruce
artificial insemination.

Brainiac?
😕

Originally posted by Soljer
Can magical clay give birth to a child? 😕.

it's about as possible as a man flying or a woman controlling weather

Re: progeny

Originally posted by janus77
what if Wonder Woman and Batman had a baby, how powerful and intelligent would it be?

would it be able to beat the potential offspring of a Hawk Girl/Lantern coupling?

umm anyway, just been watching one too many episodes of JLU (bloody good stuff)... 😐

If WW and Batman had a baby, they would create the world's GREATEST

SUPER...

...MODEL!!!

yeah, pretty much.

hope it's female!

Originally posted by masterbruce
it's about as possible as a man flying or a woman controlling weather

There are actual pseudo-science explanations for super powers.

Where's the pseudo science between organic sperm and clay? 😕.

Also; man has both flown and controlled the weather through technology.

Originally posted by masterbruce
it's about as possible as a man flying or a woman controlling weather

So that would be a yes?

Anyway. A perfect child from those two would have:

Diana's looks
Bruce's mind
Bruce's tech and connections
Diana's arsenal and connections
Diana's armor (all black with gold trim)
Divine blessings
Bruce's MA skill (since she'll grow up with Batman as a father)

Originally posted by Soljer
There are actual pseudo-science explanations for super powers.

Where's the pseudo science between organic sperm and clay? 😕.


hey, didn't God make man from clay?

anyway, leave the pseudo-science to the experts (2d R98), just bring on the scansssssss!!!!

Originally posted by Soljer
There are actual pseudo-science explanations for super powers.

Where's the pseudo science between organic sperm and clay? 😕.

Also; man has both flown and controlled the weather through technology.

it's not just clay, it's MAGICAL clay..and where magic is involved, the laws of science and logic need not apply.