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...to get an 18 (almost) year old drunk in one afternoon? :>

I am going to Thunder over Louisville with my Uncle, his girlfriend, and my boyfriend Sebastian and I've only drank beer, bloody mary's, straight vodka, everclear, daquiris, and sour black cherry smirnoffs in my lifetime so I am not so experienced (*cries*). I need HELP. I weight 120 for anyone who needs to know, because some of my friends can't drink their damn weight. xd2

Obviously you know nothing about alcohol. It doesn't depend on age and it doesn't necessarily depend on weight. It depends on how your body handles it.

Agreed. I got tipsy off of a few screwdrivers, but I'm not sure exactly how much I had srug

You're the girl those movies on the Lifetime channel are always about.

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're the girl those movies on the Lifetime channel are always about.

lol

Originally posted by Strangelove
Agreed. I got tipsy off of a few screwdrivers, but I'm not sure exactly how much I had srug
Hmm..I've heard that was some good stuff but I don't know if we will have the oppurtunity to pick up the stuff and make them. That sounds awesome though.

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Hmm..I've heard that was some good stuff but I don't know if we will have the oppurtunity to pick up the stuff and make them. That sounds awesome though.

...very basic. Orange juice, vodka, ice...

if youve had straight vodka youll do fine with smirinoff

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're the girl those movies on the Lifetime channel are always about.
crylaugh

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're the girl those movies on the Lifetime channel are always about.

thank_you


So maybe I'm dense or some such, but what the hell does she mean by Smirnoffs? Like the twister things, the ice things, or what? sly

no idea

Originally posted by Puzzle
...very basic. Orange juice, vodka, ice... oh i've had that my favourite actually

try downing 3 pints rofl

Originally posted by silver_tears
thank_you


So maybe I'm dense or some such, but what the hell does she mean by Smirnoffs? Like the twister things, the ice things, or what? sly

I imagine she is talking about the malt beverages that girls get all anal about and get pissed if you make a "alcohol run" at a party and come back with Black Cherry instead of Strawberry. 13

Originally posted by silver_tears
So Twisted then. hmm

Sure. srug

Green Apple are the best IMO...still prefer real alcohol though.

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're the girl those movies on the Lifetime channel are always about.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Obviously you know nothing about alcohol. It doesn't depend on age and it doesn't necessarily depend on weight. It depends on how your body handles it.

Weight is actually a large factor.

Considering ethanol runs in your bloodstream and absorbs in tissue, the larger you are, the more alcohol you need to enter the tissuing of the body.

I hate that fruity shit, and coolers too, it's all about real alcohol.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I hate that fruity shit, and coolers too, it's all about real alcohol.

Oh, I've found a real woman. sly

Originally posted by silver_tears
flirt

I hope you have Tequila at your place. sly



Who said anything about my place? sly

Originally posted by Sorgo X
Weight is actually a large factor.

Considering ethanol runs in your bloodstream and absorbs in tissue, the larger you are, the more alcohol you need to enter the tissuing of the body. It's not solely based on weight, however

Originally posted by Strangelove
It's not solely based on weight, however

Stop arguing just for the sake of it. No one said it was solely based on weight.

How unfortunate.

No one was arguing.

Originally posted by Sorgo X
Stop arguing just for the sake of it. No one said it was solely based on weight.

How unfortunate.

Is suburbia spelt wrong on purpose?

I could drink 3 Smirnoffs and be a bit tipsy. I'm what you would call a lightweight.

I would watch Lifetime AFTER drinking a Smirnoff bottle.

Besides, us Dwarves don't drink pussy shit cocktails.....BEER ME!

lol

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I would watch Lifetime AFTER drinking a Smirnoff bottle.

Besides, us Dwarves don't drink pussy shit cocktails.....BEER ME!

That's why I f*cking love you.

Originally posted by Sorgo X
Stop arguing just for the sake of it. No one said it was solely based on weight.

How unfortunate. ...I'm not arguing. Why are you jumping on me like that? You said that weight is a factor. I'm not disagreeing. Seems like you're the one who wants an argument

Unfortunate indeed

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're the girl those movies on the Lifetime channel are always about.
haermm

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
...to get an 18 (almost) year old drunk in one afternoon? :>

I am going to Thunder over Louisville with my Uncle, his girlfriend, and my boyfriend Sebastian and I've only drank beer, bloody mary's, straight vodka, everclear, daquiris, and sour black cherry smirnoffs in my lifetime so I am not so experienced (*cries*). I need HELP. I weight 120 for anyone who needs to know, because some of my friends can't drink their damn weight. xd2 Let me see.

A one....A two....A....LOL! Pfft!

Originally posted by silver_tears
I hate that fruity shit, and coolers too, it's all about real alcohol. Agreed. That stuff is all sugar, anyways. Plus it takes so much to get drunk, by the end of the night you want to throw up due to how full you are of sugar.

Originally posted by Kram3r
That's why I f*cking love you.

Are those your true words...

...or is that the alcohol talking? 313

Originally posted by Strangelove
...I'm not arguing. Why are you jumping on me like that? You said that weight is a factor. I'm not disagreeing. Seems like you're the one who wants an argument

Unfortunate indeed

I did say it was a factor:

Originally posted by Strangelove
It's not solely based on weight, however

I didn't say it was solely based on weight, now did I?

NOR did I say you disagreed with me saying that weight is a factor.

It's the second f*ck up you've made. I didn't jump on you, but you did try to jump on me.

Unfortunately, you failed.

For some reason you're itching for an argument...I'm fine where I am, though 131

It would have to be alot since it really does not have much in it .jm

Smirnoff double black?
2 of those makes me pretty tipsy.
3 of those I can barely handle.
4 and i make my way closer to the floor.

Originally posted by Sorgo X
I did say it was a factor:



I didn't say it was solely based on weight, now did I?

NOR did I say you disagreed with me saying that weight is a factor.

It's the second f*ck up you've made. I didn't jump on you, but you did try to jump on me.

Unfortunately, you failed.

And I never said that it weight wasn't a factor either, so why did you even feel the need to say what you posted?

All I said is that weight isn't always a factor in how much alcohol you need to get drunk, which is essentially what you said as well. If anyone is arguing their point for the sake of it, it's you.

Originally posted by Puzzle
And I never said that it weight wasn't a factor either, so why did you even feel the need to say what you posted?

You're putting words in my mouth too?

Please don't. I never said that YOU said wait wasn't a factor. You said that it doesn't necessarily depend on weight and I was just stating that weight is actually a large factor speaking in the degree of how inebriated you actually get.



You just took what I said, raped it, pissed on it and left it in the street to bleed to death. I essentially said that weight isn't always a factor?

Look, Puzzle:

Originally posted by Sorgo X
Weight is actually a large factor.

Considering ethanol runs in your bloodstream and absorbs in tissue, the larger you are, the more alcohol you need to enter the tissuing of the body.

That is me stating that alcohol is a large factor. How am I "essentially" stating anything parallel to what you stated?




I didn't argue for the sake of arguing. I made that clear in my post. I was stating that it was actually a large factor.

I'm not trying to pick a fight here. From the way I see it, you're just pissed because I disagreed with you.

Lol bacardis, man up and get some real drinks

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Are those your true words...

...or is that the alcohol talking? 313

It's your sexy LA walk that's got me talkin'.

Dont waste money on Smirnoff if you're trying to get drunk

Still a waste of money, by the time you've had enough to get drunk you've spent about $50, not worth it. srug

Just inject straight into the eyes man!! nirvana

Originally posted by silver_tears
I hate that fruity shit, and coolers too, it's all about real alcohol.
Seconded!

Originally posted by bogen
Lol bacardis, man up and get some real drinks

What's a "Real drink" to you?

Originally posted by silver_tears
I hate that fruity shit, and coolers too, it's all about real alcohol. lets get married. droolio

I'm a straight everclear girl but I don't think I have any way of getting any so I am going to get two six packs of Mike's Hard Lemonade or try a Smirnoff flavor I haven't tried before and one of my friends told me that chugging them gets you pretty f***** up.

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
I'm a straight everclear girl but I don't think I have any way of getting any so I am going to get two six packs of Mike's Hard Lemonade or try a Smirnoff flavor I haven't tried before and one of my friends told me that chugging them gets you pretty f***** up.
Don't be foolish. Chugging coolers or any kind of alcohol will plague your mind with nothing but pure regret. TRUST me.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Obviously you know nothing about alcohol. It doesn't depend on age and it doesn't necessarily depend on weight. It depends on how your body handles it.

well, weight can be a factor. well mass really

Originally posted by Sorgo X
Don't be foolish. Chugging coolers or any kind of alcohol will plague your mind with nothing but pure regret. TRUST me.
I ain't being foolish. Just wanna have some fun.

Originally posted by Thorinn
lets get married. droolio

Open bar? 313

Just get a keg of Guinness.

i find a good plan for drinking (for beginners) is to not stop drinking until you are either naked or in jail

or if your found sleeping outside the bar on the cold pavement .... it got to hot inside bag

when i was like 21 i puked up pure southern comfort in front of two cops

mmm so-co with lime is good .... bet it didnt taste as nice coming back up though....

same night I slept on the outside of the bar... the bouncer (also a friend of mine) took me home and I puked in his car when he drove me home.

from what i remember it tasted exactly the same.
to be honest im not proud of it....im proud i lived through the night but thats it really never got even close to drunk like that again.

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
I ain't being foolish. Just wanna have some fun.

I'm not trying to be a dick, but yes you are.

Chugging alcohol is foolish. Period.

you can never go wrong with grey goose vodka-----if you can afford it.

i very much enjoy sake

Originally posted by Schecter
from what i remember it tasted exactly the same.
to be honest im not proud of it....im proud i lived through the night but thats it really never got even close to drunk like that again. Ive only been that busted on my face drunk twice.

Wasnt proud of the puking part... though I did get a new shirt out of the deal. His when he changed me on the side of the road... thats when I realized it was cold outside.

Originally posted by Sorgo X
I'm not trying to be a dick, but yes you are.

Chugging alcohol is foolish. Period.
Well, whether I am or not I don't really care to be quite honest and I am not trying to be rude, that's just how I am. I just want to experience it.

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Well, whether I am or not I don't really care to be quite honest and I am not trying to be rude, that's just how I am. I just want to experience it.

You should care. Alcohol entering your body that fast will give you some of the following:

A) It will damage your body.
B) Drink fast, Drunk fast. You will get drunk but it won't last long and you be left feeling dizzy, nauseous and weak.
C) You have the possibility of puking, especially from the sweetness and alcohol mixed together from the Coolers.


Just keep it cool. Drink your alcohol slow and maintain a light buzz but don't go full throttle.

That sounds like a great night to me ...

oh screw that 'everything in moderation' pussy nonesense. nothing says "im awesome" like a stomach pump

Originally posted by Schecter
oh screw that 'everything in moderation' pussy nonesense. nothing says "im awesome" like a stomach pump

Marry me

see? awesome

Originally posted by Schecter
oh screw that 'everything in moderation' pussy nonesense. nothing says "im awesome" like a stomach pump
Agreed.

Sorgo it ain't like I'm not already screwed up from eating fast food a few times a week, drinking absolutely nothing other than soft drinks, never exercising, etc...so why not add a bit of alcohol to the picture and let me have a bit of fun for one night of my life?

Sorgo teh Mage went soft .. ask his girlfriend

Originally posted by Secretus
Sorgo teh Mage went soft .. ask his girlfriend

Don't have a girlfriend anymore.

Originally posted by Sorgo X
Don't have a girlfriend anymore.


Thats a big surprise ..want to buy a ferret?

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Agreed.

Sorgo it ain't like I'm not already screwed up from eating fast food a few times a week, drinking absolutely nothing other than soft drinks, never exercising, etc...so why not add a bit of alcohol to the picture and let me have a bit of fun for one night of my life?

i was kidding....but...yeah sure why not doped

Originally posted by Secretus
Thats a big surprise ..want to buy a ferret?

I dumped her because she's stupid and secretive.

Ferrets are losers.

Originally posted by Sorgo X
I dumped her because she's stupid and secretive.

Ferrets are losers.





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I didn't get to get plastered but I drank a few Mike's Hard Lemonades, an alcohol called Hypnotique, and a bit of a Miller Light (disgusting, I hate beer!) and did a bit of pot....I was completely sober.