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droolio dd

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
droolio dd

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/131wank-1.gif

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
droolio dd

That's good for you, but lil b has bad taste.

Originally posted by Puzzle
That's good for you, but lil b has bad taste.




How do u know how I look ?

Originally posted by Secretus
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/131wank-1.gif

Thats cool

lmao @ Ken

Originally posted by Goddess Kali



How do u know how I look ?

Doesn't matter what you look like. I said she has bad taste in general, so it doesn't speak much for you.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Doesn't matter what you look like. I said she has bad taste in general, so it doesn't speak much for you.


Perhaps, but the only difference is that I am a Stud

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Perhaps, but the only difference is that I am a Stud

*chokes back a laugh*

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Perhaps, but the only difference is that I am a Stud

We both know why she said it.

I added her on myspace, and she saw my pics...that's why she said it.

Originally posted by Puzzle
*chokes back a laugh*


Bro, I'd bet you $10.00 im hotter than u

When I saw this thread, I read ' Lil B thinks I'm a STD'

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
When I saw this thread, I read ' Lil B thinks I'm a STD'








Some people think I have STD's

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
When I saw this thread, I read ' Lil B thinks I'm a STD'



I'm sure he's givin plenty of em out

Originally posted by Secretus
I'm sure he's givin plenty of em out


OMG SEE !!!! WHY DOES EVERYBODY SAY THAT ??!?!

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
OMG SEE !!!! WHY DOES EVERYBODY SAY THAT ??!?!

Couldn't imagine ...

Threads that open with a bunch of smilies gives me diarrhea...which is good since I'm constipated.












Why am I talking about all this shit?

Lil B is pretty too, i saw her myspace pics droolio

And i dont blame her for trying to resist this hott studliness

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
And i dont blame her for trying to resist this hott studliness

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Bro, I'd bet you $10.00 im hotter than u

crylaugh

Hotter than Ken, rofl!!! You wish bud.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
And i dont blame her for trying to resist this hott studliness

Yeah, but see, you're really not attractive. I have excellent taste and I'm also quite open-minded, and you don't fit the bill either way

i have been trying to tell him this for ages. he is not unbelievably gorgeous as we are, but who is?

I'm not kidding, or making comparisons. I just find him quite unattractive

kinda greasy, if you look close enough.

I couldn't look for very long, made me feel slightly sick. And a touch dirty, so I would say 'greasy' is right ermm

By the way, I don't usually resort to slamming someone to this extent, but the arrogance combined with the less than average looks sorta made me snap

i feel you on that one. quite the arrogant one, that one is.

How rude nahuh

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, but see, you're really not attractive. I have excellent taste and I'm also quite open-minded, and you don't fit the bill either way Originally posted by Syren
I'm not kidding, or making comparisons. I just find him quite unattractive
OMG you b!tch. I love you.

its not easy being sexy bitches, SY...now that femmey is here, there are 3 of us!!!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
OMG you b!tch. I love you.

Isn't it? Sometimes I'm so hot I could lick myself ermm

femmey....syren........licking......hehehehehehe

Originally posted by Syren
Isn't it? Sometimes I'm so hot I could lick myself ermm

DId you mean to quote me with that reply? I'll still watch you lick yourself but, it seems like this one was meant for RJ.ermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
its not easy being sexy bitches, SY...now that femmey is here, there are 3 of us!!!

lf

Originally posted by LethalFemme
DId you mean to quote me with that reply? I'll still watch you lick yourself but, it seems like this one was meant for RJ.ermm



Meant for you. When do I ever need to make any sense? God, woman. I said I was gonna lick myself and you still query nahuh

Originally posted by Syren
Meant for you. When do I ever need to make any sense? God, woman. I said I was gonna lick myself and you still query nahuh

Well its just that when you and I talk we ask for one another to do the licking and since you said you were. I thought that perhaps that was for RJ cause you didn't want his tongue on you.cryoh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I thought that perhaps that was for RJ cause you didn't want his tongue on you.cryoh
she should be so lucky.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well its just that when you and I talk we ask for one another to do the licking and since you said you were. I thought that perhaps that was for RJ cause you didn't want his tongue on you.cryoh

Oooh, sorry hun. Pray, continue where I left off eyes

Sorry, all I caught was Syren, Lethalfemme & licking. Am I missing anything? droolio

Not a thing tongue12

Originally posted by Kram3r
Sorry, all I caught was Syren, Lethalfemme & licking. Am I missing anything? droolio
ah, the lycan speaks.

Originally posted by Syren
Not a thing tongue12

Good, I'd hate to miss it and I don't have KMC on demand.

i wanna see a syren/femmey catfight. then FJ can jump in.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i wanna see a syren/femmey catfight. then FJ can jump in.

$10 on Syren.

lifes savings on FJ.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
lifes savings on FJ.

My house on Syren.

Me on all of them 131wank

gotta back your fave, i guess.

i missed it?

I would kick their asses boxing

they would like it.

Originally posted by Syren
I would kick their asses boxing

That's why I put my house on you.

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, but see, you're really not attractive. I have excellent taste and I'm also quite open-minded, and you don't fit the bill either way I'm a man, and I'm straight, but I'm pretty sure that's a very unattractive man right there

Originally posted by Kram3r
That's why I put my house on you.



Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm a man, and I'm straight, but I'm pretty sure that's a very unattractive man right there

I thought you were gonna say attractive, I thought I was gonna have to beat you shock

*phew*

Originally posted by Syren
I thought you were gonna say attractive, I thought I was gonna have to beat you shock

*phew* Luckily I have an IQ above 30. So obviously I find him to be ugly

Originally posted by Strangelove
Luckily I have an IQ above 30. So obviously I find him to be ugly

It's not down to IQ. It's not down to anything, actually. The more I look at him the more I realise he's just hideous shock

Originally posted by Syren
Oooh, sorry hun. Pray, continue where I left off eyes

Well if you were licking yourself I'd have to help. Its common courtesy.eyes

*giggle*

blush2

Originally posted by Syren
It's not down to IQ. It's not down to anything, actually. The more I look at him the more I realise he's just hideous shock And yet for some reason I'm jealous.......according to him.

Originally posted by Syren
I would lick their asses tongue12

faint
Originally posted by Syren
It's not down to IQ. It's not down to anything, actually. The more I look at him the more I realise he's just hideous shock

Mean.rofl

Originally posted by Syren
*giggle*

blush2

*feels up*
wub

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm a man, and I'm straight, but I'm pretty sure that's a very unattractive man right there

There's a lie in this quote somewhere.

I'll leave it up to you, the reader, to figure out which part.

Originally posted by BackFire
There's a lie in this quote somewhere.

I'll leave it up to you, the reader, to figure out which part.

Am I the reader or is that another member?lookaround

Originally posted by BackFire
There's a lie in this quote somewhere.

I'll leave it up to you, the reader, to figure out which part.

Originally posted by Strangelove


I know what it is.evillaugh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Am I the reader or is that another member?lookaround

It was a rhetorical statement.

See, everyone who reads it is a reader. Here, I'll let you in on a secret.

There are multiple readers.

I know, a complex and mind boggling concept to grasp....but it will sink in.

Originally posted by BackFire
It was a rhetorical statement.

See, everyone who reads it is a reader. Here, I'll let you in on a secret.

There are multiple readers.

I know, a complex and mind boggling concept to grasp....but it will sink in.

Multiple? What kinda sick game are you playing?nahuh

Strangelove's gay?? shock

Originally posted by Syren


Strangelove's gay?? shock

Half gay on his mother's side.shhh

The mind boggles leftright

You never knew? Come on he's an "actor".tongue_ss

A thespian, even leftright

I thought that was for girls?leftright

pointandlaugh

Your thoughts mean nothing...Lil B thkns im STUDLY droolio

Originally posted by BackFire
There's a lie in this quote somewhere.

I'll leave it up to you, the reader, to figure out which part.


lol he likes teh buttsecks

Originally posted by Schecter
lol he likes teh buttsecks

droolio

Originally posted by Syren


Strangelove's gay?? shock Originally posted by LethalFemme
Half gay on his mother's side.shhh ..........right







dodgy

This reminds me of a few interesting conversations I had one time with several different people.



I was talking to my freind Alicia about Carmen Electra, saying how gorgeous I think she is...Alicia was like "eww wtf"...she thinks Carmen is ugly and looks like an old shoe. She says she's fake, has fake ****, a flat ass, fake hair, etc.


I was talking to my freind Roger about Colin Farrell..how I thnk he's hott, etc. Roger told me Colin Farrell is a drunken ugly bastard. A guy who I thnk is the sexiest man on television, and someone else thinks he's dead ugly.


I love Beyonce...I think she is the hottest thing in the world. Yet so many people on KMC not only dislike her, but think she's ugly, fake, wig-headed, etc.
Even my hott babe Lil B thinks Beyonce is unattractive.



So....this reminds me of how beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder...and the beholder is always a different person every time.


I thought to myself....the 3 people I spoke to who think those hotties are ugly....I hope none of you find me good looking then, because I will be very offended

Originally posted by Goddess Kali

So....this reminds me of how beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder...and the beholder is always a different person every time.

holy redundancy batman!!!

Lil B actually has very good taste in men.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Lil B actually has very good taste in men.


I agree

Originally posted by Schecter
holy redundancy batman!!!


Which part? The "beholder" part ?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Lil B actually has very good taste in men. I agree.


Originally posted by Goddess Kali
I agree ..except in this case.. I would disagree with her. I added you to my myspace as well but after looking at your page... and then your pictures... I decided you to be to superficial and arrogant on top ... and that makes you unattractive... as well as ignorant... so I deleted you.

Inner beauty is what shines making someone beautiful or attractive... otherwise its just a case of the beholder being hard up, beer goggles or rose colored glasses.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
droolio dd She thinks everyone is a stud. My dog, she thought was a stud.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
..except in this case.. I would disagree with her. I added you to my myspace as well but after looking at your page... and then your pictures... I decided you to be to superficial and arrogant on top ... and that makes you unattractive... as well as ignorant... so I deleted you.

1) I didn't know you were on my myspace first of all


2) I am not superficial or arrogant, your judgement of me is stereotypical, unfair, and childish.


3) How does that make me ignorant ?






Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon




You don't know anything about me, you've never met me or spoken to me in person.


What you are doing is projection your own image upon me which does not represent me in reality. Same with Rogue Jedi. You guys think you know me, but you don't.


Your opinion is meaningless, because it is unfounded and misinformed.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
She thinks everyone is a stud. My dog, she thought was a stud. no she does not

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
no she does not True, because I dont have a dog evillaugh

I think its fkn rediculous that because a guy has gelled hair and tan skin, that ppl will automatically be like "oh he's arrogant"

and my pics, in what way do i appear arrogant ?



So if you like the way you look, and you like urself, that means ur concieted and shallow ?

So I have to hate myself, that will make me "down to earth"


Give me a fkn break

no it isnt the pictures themselves... its how you talk about your 'good looks' ... seems like you are obsessd with it yourself. THat is just my opinion though. Honestly, you had nice pictures... including the slightly nude ones... nice body ....but... how you present yourself can give you the image of being shallow. It can also be a sign of someone being insecure or for some reason looking for approval.

*shrugs*

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
no it isnt the pictures themselves... its how you talk about your 'good looks' ... seems like you are obsessd with it yourself. THat is just my opinion though. Honestly, you had nice pictures... including the slightly nude ones... nice body ....but... how you present yourself can give you the image of being shallow. It can also be a sign of someone being insecure or for some reason looking for approval.

*shrugs* Hes like the arrogant Me.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
no it isnt the pictures themselves... its how you talk about your 'good looks' ... seems like you are obsessd with it yourself. THat is just my opinion though. Honestly, you had nice pictures... including the slightly nude ones... nice body ....but... how you present yourself can give you the image of being shallow. It can also be a sign of someone being insecure or for some reason looking for approval.

*shrugs*


1) Thank you for the compliment...well, the physical one.


2) I don't recall talking about my "good looks", other than the times I was joking here on KMC. Those songs I write, "sexilicious" etc. on my myspace are me fooling around. I like to take songs, rewrite the lyrics to make them dirtier and funnier. That's all it is.

3) I am not looking for approval, but I do get insecure at times. Not about my looks, but about myself in general. However, I don't go seeking attention online when that happens. I seek attention in real life by finding guys to sleep ....never mind, u get the idea.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Hes like the arrogant Me.


Yes, we are both Spartans droolio

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
droolio dd

you sure it wasn't jacopex http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/131wank-1.gif

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
you sure it wasn't jacopex http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/131wank-1.gif


I'm pretty sure...thankfully sure

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
1) Thank you for the compliment...well, the physical one.


2) I don't recall talking about my "good looks", other than the times I was joking here on KMC. Those songs I write, "sexilicious" etc. on my myspace are me fooling around. I like to take songs, rewrite the lyrics to make them dirtier and funnier. That's all it is.

3) I am not looking for approval, but I do get insecure at times. Not about my looks, but about myself in general. However, I don't go seeking attention online when that happens. I seek attention in real life by finding guys to sleep ....never mind, u get the idea. then that I can understand.. we all have our own insecurities at times.

well when you joke ... some take you for being serious so the reactions are also kinda understandable.

I actually liked the sexilicious song













Im not trying to come down on you.. (no play on words there ) ... just telling how I see it.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
then that I can understand.. we all have our own insecurities at times.

well when you joke ... some take you for being serious so the reactions are also kinda understandable.



People find it hard to decipher when I am joking and when I am being serious.





Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I actually liked the sexilicious song



You read it ?










Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Im not trying to come down on you.. (no play on words there ) ... just telling how I see it.


droolio


I appreciate it.

oh

New avvy. ermm

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
People find it hard to decipher when I am joking and when I am being serious.



You read it ?






droolio


I appreciate it.

that happens online when you dont know the person in your personal life outside the net... Im guilty of miss reading someone as well... as Im sure you are too.



yes I did read it .... do you have others? that was cute.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
I'm pretty sure...thankfully sure

proof?

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
that happens online when you dont know the person in your personal life outside the net... Im guilty of miss reading someone as well... as Im sure you are too.



yes I did read it .... do you have others? that was cute.







Yes, I posted a new song on the OTF...the jurk off lol


IT's modelled after Lil Kim's the Jump Off

lil b doesn't think you're a stud.

She told me, you have a tiny penis.

Originally posted by BackFire
lil b doesn't think you're a stud.

She told me, you have a tiny penis.


Nah, it's just that her canal is too wide droolio

Why do you lie?

Originally posted by BackFire
Why do you lie?


Her canal is soooo juicccyyy droolio

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Nah, it's just that her canal is too wide droolio ok... now you're a moron.


sorry... did I type that out loud

She things you're an STD, you must have misheard her.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Her canal is soooo juicccyyy droolio


Thats hot.

Originally posted by Barker
She things you're an STD, you must have misheard her.
I said "think", you all misheard me. 13

Originally posted by Goddess Kali




Some people think I have STD's Got
Aids
Yet

No, I have one boyfreind now, im monogomous

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
now


wow, thats wonderful. and does "now" consist of a month? a week? 5 minutes ago?

My bad, a few weeks...wanna see a pic of him ?


(I hope i dont get in trouble for it though)

as long as its just a regular pic and not a "we just got done screwing" pic, yeah lets see the lucky receptical

Actually, im his recepticle more lol..

Thats Timothy, aint he fkn hott ?

you ****ing kfed? he didnt spend all that alimony cash, right? sugar daddy

He looks like Kfed ? lol...i dont thnk so

He is far richer than me though..im still in college, he's a banker

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Thats Timothy, aint he fkn hott ?

How much did he cost?


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/thch_lolfag.jpg

This thread is way too funny

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
He looks like Kfed ? lol...i dont thnk so

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/thkfedheadbop.gif


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/th34347356.gif

Originally posted by Secretus
How much did he cost?


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/thch_lolfag.jpg


No charging this time, he was for free

Atleast you have a sense of humor bro

I always did

And... I am officially flabbergasted.

I have questions, and I would ask them, but then I would only get answers. And I am kind of worried about what those answers would be.