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who would you choose? this is for straight members only, for obvious reasons.....

Me.mistw00t

me too.

no, kidding......am i?

sly

but seriously, IF I HAD TO, i'd choose................billy zane.

Angelina Jolie.

which jolie? what movie?

All of them, at the same time? ermm

Originally posted by Syren
Angelina Jolie.

Surprise, surprise.ermm

Originally posted by Syren
All of them, at the same time? ermm

****..................may I?eyes

as for me, billy zane in zoolander.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Surprise, surprise.ermm

What you sayin', *****? mhm

Originally posted by Syren
What you sayin', *****? mhm

Haha, you can't say ***** without putting italics in to block the censor mhm

that angelina is hot?

Originally posted by Syren
I can, fool. I didn't want to use black as I'm using KMC black. So screw you and your mother fu

Use white then?ermm

Originally posted by Syren
What you sayin', *****? mhm

That you're predictable.pfft

Originally posted by Syren
I can, fool. I didn't want to use black as I'm using KMC black. So screw you and your mother fu
is her mom hot?

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, but that doesn't cater for those using the lighter skins. Then there's like, a letter missing.

At least with italics it's across the board and you can still see the damn letter mhm

Who cares about catering for others?pfft

I dont see you giving bold or underline a chance, racist mhm

Can it be an orgy?ermm

Can what be an orgy? See, now you're the one making no sense haermm

guess she isnt that hot.

Originally posted by Syren
Can what be an orgy? See, now you're the one making no sense haermm

The people I do cause if I was gonna go lezzie I'd go all out.shocklaugh

femmey the rug muncher........hehehehehehe

Originally posted by Syren
I usually use those for presentation. But to cheat the censor, I rather think italic is wholly suitable.

You're just screwy because you were wrong pointandlaugh

I see your words but no pictures of your rack, is there a reason for tihs?hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Can it be an orgy?ermm

I'd do you haermm

can i film it?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
The people I do cause if I was gonna go lezzie I'd go all out.shocklaugh

Oh right, well you and yours can join me and all my Jolies, if you want haermm

I'd do anyone with a good bod. I'm not picky. 131wank

Anyone?

Originally posted by Syren
Anyone?

I said "anyone with a good body". I'm not a total whore. ermm

liar.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
liar.

You try turning down a toned up guy. ermm

I totally had a crush on Darth Vader for like a year, those muscles. droolio

hayden?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hayden?

...

There's only one Vader for me. droolio

james earl jones?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
james earl jones?

Actually, that brings up a good point. Who (in your mind), is the real Vader? James Earl Jones or David Prowse? I think JEJ, because the voice is everything really. I mean you could get anyone of David Prowse's build to fit into Vader.

yawn

i dont think about that, i just appreciate the sequels.

Originally posted by Syren
yawn

Tired?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i dont think about that, i just appreciate the sequels.

True. Just something to think about.

not attracted to james, sorry.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Tired?





I was up far too early this morning cry

gotta love the am sex.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
not attracted to james, sorry.

Nor am I. ermm

Is there Star Wars porn?

Originally posted by Syren


I was up far too early this morning cry

I know what you mean. I was woken up at 6:45AM the other day. cry

Originally posted by Kram3r
Nor am I. ermm

Is there Star Wars porn?



Yeah which one did you wa....err....dodgy....thats wrong dude

Originally posted by Kram3r

I know what you mean. I was woken up at 6:45AM the other day. cry

My fella's brother and his family live directly above us (the house is converted into two separate living areas) and their youngest wakes up early and makes a hell of a noise. He's never reprimanded

Originally posted by Syren
Oh right, well you and yours can join me and all my Jolies, if you want haermm

I'd be honored.haermm

talking about sleep... i haven't had any sleepy

Originally posted by Syren
My fella's brother and his family live directly above us (the house is converted into two separate living areas) and their youngest wakes up early and makes a hell of a noise. He's never reprimanded

Fine all you had to do was ask.gun

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'd be honored.haermm

No, I'd be honoured

Hugh Laurie. Bruce Campbell. Kevin Spacey. and for someone closer to my age, James Lafferty.

Yeah, that's more than one. ermm

How old are you?

Originally posted by Syren
No, I'd be honoured

The things I'd do.in_love

I just realized something. RJ said if we had to. Whats the deal with that? Is there a gun involved?hmm

Originally posted by Strangelove
Hugh Laurie. Bruce Campbell. Kevin Spacey. and for someone closer to my age, James Lafferty.

Yeah, that's more than one. ermm

You have horrible taste in men.shock
Except for the last one.ermm

Originally posted by Syren
How old are you? 19 313

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I just realized something. RJ said if we had to. Whats the deal with that? Is there a gun involved?hmm



You have horrible taste in men.shock Why? Because they're old? Talent is sexy, baby eyes

Originally posted by Strangelove
Why? Because they're old? Talent is sexy, baby eyes

WHat if it doesn't work? or if they die right in the middle of it?ermm
Also you didn't catch my edit.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
WHat if it doesn't work? or if they die right in the middle of it?ermm
Also you didn't catch my edit. Well I figured you weren't talking about James

Originally posted by Strangelove
Well I figured you weren't talking about James

You could do better.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You could do better. srug I've never given it a whole lot of thought



Obviously ermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
srug I've never given it a whole lot of thought



Obviously ermm

Would it be a group thing with all of you going at it or more of like a train?ermm

I would have a sex change and **** Lethalfemme.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Would it be a group thing with all of you going at it or more of like a train?ermm Also something I have not considered

Originally posted by BackFire
I would have a sex change and **** Lethalfemme.

I've never had a man offer to remove his genitalia for me.


Originally posted by Strangelove
Also something I have not considered

Take time and think about these things. Remember guys come and go. Thats it they don't even stay and cuddle. So make sure you pick the right ones.petpet

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Take time and think about these things. Remember guys come and go. Thats it they don't even stay and cuddle. So make sure you pick the right ones.petpet You have opened my eyes touching

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I've never had a man offer to remove his genitalia for me.

Clearly, you've never known love.

Originally posted by Strangelove
You have opened my eyes touched

You'll find the right group of guys and when you do you'll learn what bukkake is.

Originally posted by BackFire
Clearly, you've never known love.

Perhaps there's some truth to that.hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You'll find the right group of guys and when you do you'll learn what bukkake is.hmm

Say Bukkake again....it's incredibly hot, that you even know what it is....you've had it done to you... I know it.

I have too, there's no shame, my dear.

Originally posted by BackFire
Say Bukkake again....it's incredibly hot, that you even know what it is....you've had it done to you... I know it.

I have too, there's no shame, my dear.

You had what done?shock

What's bukkake? shrug

Originally posted by Syren
What's bukkake? shrug

Its like a facial except there are more people applying the cream.lookaround

I'll make sure to keep my eyes closed and my mouth open eyes

Its so good for the skin and I hear all the famous people do it.tongue21

Amy lee drool

oops

"straight members only"

DAmnit

oh

I'd totally do Shamar Moore and Boris Kojo. There very nice looking guys tongueThey also have the bodies of sex gods naughty

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I've never had a man offer to remove his genitalia for me.

I've offered before..............but you shot me down. weep

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
who would you choose? this is for straight members only, for obvious reasons.....

I wouldn't.

Originally posted by Ordained
I'd totally do Shamar Moore and Boris Kojo. There very nice looking guys tongueThey also have the bodies of sex gods naughty

Can I watch?pray

Originally posted by Impediment
I've offered before..............but you shot me down. weep

Your penis is too special.cryoh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Can I watch?pray
I'd appreciate it.

john leguizamo from to wong foo lol

Straights only ? I feel this thread discriminates against Homosexuals.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Straights only ? I feel this thread discriminates against Homosexuals.

you gays already have to many threads, give us straight people a break man.





Its so hard being a straight white man anymore

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
you gays already have to many threads, give us straight people a break man.





Its so hard being a straight white man anymore


I find it unfair that Heterosexuals get the exclusive chance to decide what people of the same gender they would have sex with, while we homosexuals don't get to ever express that :

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
I find it unfair that Heterosexuals get the exclusive chance to decide what people of the same gender they would have sex with, while we homosexuals don't get to ever express that :

what dont gay people find unfair

Theres quite a few women I would "do" most of them women I know personally.

Originally posted by BackFire
I would have a sex change and **** Lethalfemme.

I would have to say Chris Cornell, if I had to.

Backfire wishes it was him, but gotta break his cholesterol-ridden heart.

-AC

David Freaking Hasselhoff