What do you like about Jabba the Hutt?
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Darth Heinous
What do you like about Jabba ther Hutt?
Darth Daft
I like his slave girls. Heh heh heh. Although I guess they're not really HIM are they?
Darth Heinous
Jabba is a real jerk! Plain and simple. He adds the "gangster" element to the movies. In the novels and comics he's pretty (no, wait... he's very ugly) much the same.
Ratcat
Big Boobs?????

Darth Heinous
DON"T TALK THAT WAY! THERE ARE CHILDREN USING THIS WEBSITE!
Darth Daft
You think children don't know what boobs are?
Has anyone noticed that fat slave dancer in Jabba's Palace who has six breasts?
Xizor
Yes, they have a story about her in Tales from Jabba's Palace. I liked the way Jabba and Han interacted in the Han Solo trilogy.
Darth Daft
I like the way Jabba underestimates Luke so much and thinks he is in complete control when in fact he is in much more danger than the heroes themselves.
Xizor
I like the Huttese language.
Darth Daft
I liked his tattoo (see Visual Dictionary)
Xizor
I liked how he had to suck uo his pride and bow to commands given by Xizor!!
Darth Heinous
Jabba was very afreaid of Prince Xizor. It cool to wacth Xizor intimidate Jabba. As for what like about Jabba, I like his pet, Salicious Crumb and Jabba's laugh. Other than that, I hate Jabba.
Xizor
Just for kicks the Dark Prince makes Jabba speak basic in front of him.

Darth Heinous
"Jabba speak basic." How many beings can tell that to Jabba and get away with it? Not many.
Xizor
Probably only three. The other 2, Palpy and Vader probably wouldn't be talking to him.

Darth Heinous
Boba Fett certainly could've said that and gotten away with it. Any power Dark Jedi could have also gotten away with it, especially Joruus C'boath. Imagine if Jabba refused and Joruus electrocuted him with Force Lightning. That would've been so cool.
Gundark
I liked the way Jabba enjoyed feeding people to the Rancor and the Sarlaac. Seemed to be the high points of his day. Although he was kind of stupid to throw Han (after he thawed out) in the same cell with Chewie. Now doesn't he think that they're gonna put their heads together and start scheming an escape and stuff ? Yeesh, any smart gangster would have put them in separate cells.

Xizor
Yeah, but Jabba was dumb. Heinous nice post, did you know I liked force lightning?

Darth Heinous
Force Lightning is awesome Darkside Power. My favorite is Telekinetic Kill. You can use any number of ways to telekinetically kill someone like "freeze the lungs", "squeeze the heart", and "stir the brain". My favorite method is "crush the trachea". This is Darth Vader's favorite form of execution. Some nicknames for this include "the grip", "the force grip", and "throat crushing".
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