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I've been gone for a minute
Now I'm back with the Jerk Off
Dudes in the room case sumtn pop off
Back up so I can take this rubber off
Pull ur pants down, your ass is real soft droolio

All I want's a lil Quickie
Earlier u sed that u wanna lick me
Spic Guido ready to go below
That's why they call me the man-ho

Spread Love
That's what a manwhore do
Keep it Dirrty
Look out for the white goo !

I'm the Spanish Whore of the East
Always in Heat
And OUT COMES THE BEAST !

I'm the best, aint no room for improvement
My penetration is felt like a traintrack movement
Left to Right, sideways, and backwards
Kama Sutra is the excersize that we leaning towards

*******************************************


THIS IS FOR MY WHORES !
THE STRAIGHT, GAY, MEN AND CHICKS
JUMPING OUT THE WHOREHOUSE WITH THE KICKS
ALL MY HOES ON THE STREET DONT CRY
AND IF YOU'RE EARNING, LET ME HERE YOU SAY AIGHHT...AIGHHTT...

***********************************************


Enter the world of a Playgirl Pin Up Stud
All Oiled up, lookn like he's ready to ****


You wanna meet me
Cuz ya know im freaky
and ya wanna eat me
cuz ya say im sexy


I got a man in Japan and a Dude in Tahiti
Beleive me sweety, I got enough to feed the needy
No need to be greedy
I got mad freinds thats hit me
***** by the layers
All different flavors droolio


**************************************



THIS IS FOR MY WHORES !
THE STRAIGHT, GAY, MEN AND CHICKS
JUMPING OUT THE WHOREHOUSE WITH THE KICKS
ALL MY HOES ON THE STREET DONT CRY
AND IF YOU'RE EARNING, LET ME HERE YOU SAY AIGHHT...AIGHHTT...

Well..someone should, might as well be me..

wait a minute man
check this out man
tell it
it was this blind man right?
it was this blind man right?
he was feeling his way down this street with this stick right?
hey, he walked past this fish market you know what I'm saying?
fish market?
he stop
he took a deep breath
he said (breath) Woo!
good monin' ladies!
You like that shit man?
that pretty good!
Yah but I got a gang of that shit man!
I tell you what, man on tha gitar'
hey fool on the drum
hey every body crowd 'round
while I tell ya all these mother ****in' jokes
first let me start it off like this
hey help me sing it home boy
Come On!

Say a colt 45 and
two zig zags
baby thats all we need
we can go to the bar
count the dawgs
smoke that tumble weed
as the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong
like Cheech and Chong
say it takes from here to Hong Kong
so Roll roll roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stilfs
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through Pondale
skatin' on beggin' riffs
so roll roll the 83'
cadillac coup de ville
if my tapes and my cd's just don't sell
i bet my caddy will

well it was just sun down in a small white town
they call it eastside pondale
well!?
When the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sell
Hell!?
I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cd's
when I met a little girl named Jan
Jan?!
I let her ride in my caddi
'cuz I didn't know her daddy
was the leader of the klu klux klan
we ****ed on the bed
****ed on the floor
****ed so long I grew a ****in' afro
then I ****ed to the left
Left!
****ed to the right
Right!
she sucked my dick till the shit turned white
I thought to myself Sheba Sheba!
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in his Chevrolet
an' so I ran
I jumped out the back window
but her daddy
he was waitin' with a 2 x 4
ohh!
He beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
that mother ****er whooped my ass all night!
but I ain't mad
at her predjudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had

I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
lemme **** that ***** just one more time

colt 45 and
two zig zags
baby thats all we need
Come on
we can go to the bar
count the dawgs
smoke that tumble weed
as the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong
like Cheech and Chong
say it takes from here to Hong Kong
so Roll roll roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stilfs
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through Pondale
skatin' on beggin' riffs
Come On
so roll roll the 83'
cadillac coup de ville
if my tapes and my cd's just don't sell
i bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but DAMN she looked good!
I took her to my house 'cuz she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an African
I ****ed her once
Once!
I ****ed her twice
Twice!
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya
Tell Ya!
met a woman in the heart of Australia
had a big butt and big titties too
so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

See I met this woman from HAWAII! stuck it in her ass
and she said AIII!!
Lips was breakfast
pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

met Corn Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
she said I brought some chicken if you just **** me
I came in her mouth it was a Crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

colt 45 and
two zig zags
baby thats all we need
we can go to the bar
count the dawgs
smoke that tumble weed
as the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong
like Cheech and Chong
say it takes from here to Hong Kong

Hey wait a minute man check this out

I met Dolly Parten in Tennesee
her titties were filled with henicee
that country music really drove me crazy
but i rode that ass and said
Yes! Miss Daisy!

Met this lady in Oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma

Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait till I **** that ***** again

Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
****ed her till she turned to a white Albina'

****ed this Hooker in Iowa
I ****ed her on credit so I owe her

****ed this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth
Man! I thought I told Ya!

Met this beautiful Sexy hoe
She just ran 'cross the border of Mexico
Fine young thing Said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I can't afford it
I know I'm a cry when she get deported

colt 45 and
two zig zags
baby thats all we need
we can go to the bar
count the dawgs
smoke that tumble weed
and as the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong
like Cheech and Chong
say it takes from here to Hong Kong

hey wait a minute man
have you ever went over a girl you sought to ****
but the pussy just ain't no good?!
SAY WHAT?!
I mean you gettin' upset
'cuz you can't get her wet
plus you're in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to cumb
SAY WHAT!?
then a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you start talking real fast
but already mad cuz you ****ing his wife
so he start beating on your ass
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft
WHAT!
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off

there was an old man from nantuket...something something **** it

gnite

YES ! FINALLY ONE OF MY THREADS COMES TO FRUITION !!!!


KEEP GOING GUYS !

iTW8oUV8Aq0

ermm

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
YES ! FINALLY ONE OF MY THREADS COMES TO FRUITION !!!!


KEEP GOING GUYS !
You smell like poofish.

nice, thats some re-freshing poetry

Originally posted by Barker
You smell like poofish.

you have such a way with words.

Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah
Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,

Hanukkah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list of
People who are jewish, just like you and me:

David lee roth lights the menorrah,
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the karnickey deli,
Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.

Paul newmans half jewish; goldie hawns half too,
Put them together--what a fine lookin jew!

You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
Cause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish!


Put on your yalmulka, its time for hanukkah,
The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.

O.j. simpson-- not a jew!
But guess who is...hall of famerrod carew--(he converted!)

We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,
Harrison fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby!

Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,
Well, hes not, but guess who is:all three stooges.

So many jews are in show biz--
Tom cruise isnt, but I heard his agent is.

Tell your friend veronica, its time you celebrate hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Hanukkah. happy hanukka!

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry


you have such a way with words.
I wrote a short story in 1st grade once. herbtouched

Originally posted by Barker
I wrote a short story in 1st grade once. herbtouched petpet

There there...now close your eyes.

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
petpet

There there...now close your eyes.
What are you going to do? fear

She's going to remove your brain. 313

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Oh nothing hush, you.

I'm scared, I'm just going to crawl out of here. 13

Originally posted by Barker
I'm scared, I'm just going to crawl out of here. 13

PC load letter? What the f*ck does that mean? haermm

Mooooooooooooonnnndaaaaaaay.

Why does it say "Paper Jam" when there is no "Paper Jam!" I swear one day I'm just going to kick this piece of shit out the window.

I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler... 31

*ahem* ....set the building on fire

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

i was told that i could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume....

YRhHK23S8eo

haermm

What is everyone talking about here?

Originally posted by Ordained
What is everyone talking about here?

Asian Spartans.

31SXenZ1CSw

Please avoid explicit, obscene or vulgar language or this thread will get closed.

i dont thnk the song was that bad, was it ?

Yo this aint nuttin that you used to
Out of the ordinary, quite usable
You gotta have a complex
like my name's SEX
can't no body do it like u do


SEXIlicious, quite edible
So fkn good looking, Incredible
Show know love
cuz u stuck up
lookn at urself in the mirror
like the WAT THE **** ?


Damn...


I look hott
and aint no way
u can say
I..do...not


OKAY...i got a little fat but
my one night stands sed they like it that !
I'm horny...
just from looking the mirror
beleive me
im so f*cking concieted
wanna **** me i dont blame u
if i were u, i'd probly wanna **** me 2


See I look too good to be writing this
And I look too good to be hiding it
You know I look way too good don't be fighting this
I'm cocky....u wanna **** me

And I look to good to f*cking you
And I look too good to be stuck with you
You know I look way too good to have fun with you
I'm Cocky...u wanna **** me



Now whose that peaking thru my window ?
Err'body..... cuz im such a man hoe
Baby, I'm sorry but.... I'm Sexy
And i know you'd all die just to get with me
let's see...
This dude that im waiting on....
He sed i always make him get a hard on
In this tight speedo, i look kinda guido...
That's probly why I'm always getting hated on'


At the party everybody trying to grab my ****
It gets annoying cuz none of them wont stop
Now...

Number 1- i dont need u
I'll see u when i feel like seeing you

Number 2- I don't deal with no bullshit
Tell me straight up or just forget it

Number 3- Right now it's all about me
I don't wanna talk about it
if you wanna hear it, here it go
i wrote this song about it




See I look too good to be wearing clothes
And I look too good not to be a hoe
You know I look way too good , but u already know
I'm cocky....u wanna **** me

And I look to good to be being straight
And I look too good to be being gay
Why choose when I can have both anyway?
I'm Cocky...u wanna **** me

Nah.

Your one of those feminine homos aren't you?

Your need to be the centre of this universe is becoming tiresome.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
Your need to be the centre of this universe is becoming tiresome.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. Thank you.

I'm inclined to agree. I think you should make one official thread for flaunting your sexual preference, Kali.

Nobody wants to **** you.
Thats why your boyfriend left you.

PWNT.

omfg

Originally posted by Ambience
Nobody wants to **** you.
Thats why your boyfriend left you.

Owned.

0wnz0r3d

Originally posted by Ambience
Nobody wants to **** you.
Thats why your boyfriend left you.


That was such purified ownage.

Originally posted by Storm
Your need to be the centre of this universe is becoming tiresome.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.


Storm, KMC is your Universe, not mine


Secondly, u guys are retarted...this thread is nothing more than a parody of the song "I'm Concieted" by Remy Na...so calm down and stop making KMC ur social life

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Storm, KMC is your Universe, not mine


Secondly, u guys are retarted...this thread is nothing more than a parody of the song "I'm Concieted" by Remy Na...so calm down and stop making KMC ur social life i dont know about the rest of these kmc'ers, but KMC IS my Social Life.
As i have NO real Friends.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
i dont know about the rest of these kmc'ers, but KMC IS my Social Life.
As i have NO real Friends.


KMC for me is a place to have fun...share ideas, learn, and speak your mind...nothing less, nothing more.


I am sorry for your situation, I wasn't addressing you though

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Storm, KMC is your Universe, not mine


Secondly, u guys are retarted...this thread is nothing more than a parody of the song "I'm Concieted" by Remy Na...so calm down and stop making KMC ur social life

Why don't you stop whoring KMC with how homosexual you are?

You think someone is making KMC their social life because they're tired of seeing you posting about how f*cking gay you are?

Make one official thread and end it at that. It's getting retarded.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
KMC for me is a place to have fun...share ideas, learn, and speak your mind...nothing less, nothing more.


I am sorry for your situation, I wasn't addressing you though i know, i just found a time to post, a new thread, a new topic, a new way to make more and more people hate me.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Storm, KMC is your Universe, not mine


Secondly, u guys are retarted...this thread is nothing more than a parody of the song "I'm Concieted" by Remy Na...so calm down and stop making KMC ur social life

I'm sorry, you're the one who uses it as an agony aunt. That's worse than using it as a social life.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
i know, i just found a time to post, a new thread, a new topic, a new way to make more and more people hate me.


ahhahahahahhahhaa


omg bro, i can SO relate !

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I'm sorry, you're the one who uses it as an agony aunt. That's worse than using it as a social life.


KMC is just a website to me..nothing more.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
ahhahahahahhahhaa


omg bro, i can SO relate ! i personaly dont care about my private life. or else i may have friends, but RL people tend to .. well.. Blow... like... alot of cock... so... i let the E-people be my RL, as well... they are better, and blow alot less cock. and sometimes even none at all.

i do

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Storm, KMC is your Universe, not mine


Secondly, u guys are retarted...this thread is nothing more than a parody of the song "I'm Concieted" by Remy Na...so calm down and stop making KMC ur social life

Remy Ma

i Really like that sig.

boltz

Originally posted by Ambience
Nobody wants to **** you.
Thats why your boyfriend left you.


Most impressive post I've ever seen on the OTF.

Quite good.

Originally posted by Ambience
Nobody wants to **** you.
Thats why your boyfriend left you.
Hahaha, owned.

Reminder: You're Alone.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Hahaha, owned.

Reminder: You're Alone.

HAHAHA!

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Hahaha, owned.

Reminder: You're Alone. Oh. You guys.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Hahaha, owned.

Reminder: You're Alone.



omg!

Originally posted by Ambience
Nobody wants to **** you.
Thats why your boyfriend left you.

Barker hereby loves you.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Yo this aint nuttin that you used to
Out of the ordinary, quite usable
You gotta have a complex
like my name's SEX
can't no body do it like u do


SEXIlicious, quite edible
So fkn good looking, Incredible
Show know love
cuz u stuck up
lookn at urself in the mirror
like the WAT THE **** ?


Damn...


I look hott
and aint no way
u can say
I..do...not


OKAY...i got a little fat but
my one night stands sed they like it that !
I'm horny...
just from looking the mirror
beleive me
im so f*cking concieted
wanna **** me i dont blame u
if i were u, i'd probly wanna **** me 2


See I look too good to be writing this
And I look too good to be hiding it
You know I look way too good don't be fighting this
I'm cocky....u wanna **** me

And I look to good to f*cking you
And I look too good to be stuck with you
You know I look way too good to have fun with you
I'm Cocky...u wanna **** me



Now whose that peaking thru my window ?
Err'body..... cuz im such a man hoe
Baby, I'm sorry but.... I'm Sexy
And i know you'd all die just to get with me
let's see...
This dude that im waiting on....
He sed i always make him get a hard on
In this tight speedo, i look kinda guido...
That's probly why I'm always getting hated on'


At the party everybody trying to grab my ****
It gets annoying cuz none of them wont stop
Now...

Number 1- i dont need u
I'll see u when i feel like seeing you

Number 2- I don't deal with no bullshit
Tell me straight up or just forget it

Number 3- Right now it's all about me
I don't wanna talk about it
if you wanna hear it, here it go
i wrote this song about it




See I look too good to be wearing clothes
And I look too good not to be a hoe
You know I look way too good , but u already know
I'm cocky....u wanna **** me

And I look to good to be being straight
And I look too good to be being gay
Why choose when I can have both anyway?
I'm Cocky...u wanna **** me

ur cool...nopers

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Yo this aint nuttin that you used to
Out of the ordinary, quite usable
You gotta have a complex
like my name's SEX
can't no body do it like u do


SEXIlicious, quite edible
So fkn good looking, Incredible
Show know love
cuz u stuck up
lookn at urself in the mirror
like the WAT THE **** ?


Damn...


I look hott
and aint no way
u can say
I..do...not


OKAY...i got a little fat but
my one night stands sed they like it that !
I'm horny...
just from looking the mirror
beleive me
im so f*cking concieted
wanna **** me i dont blame u
if i were u, i'd probly wanna **** me 2


See I look too good to be writing this
And I look too good to be hiding it
You know I look way too good don't be fighting this
I'm cocky....u wanna **** me

And I look to good to f*cking you
And I look too good to be stuck with you
You know I look way too good to have fun with you
I'm Cocky...u wanna **** me



Now whose that peaking thru my window ?
Err'body..... cuz im such a man hoe
Baby, I'm sorry but.... I'm Sexy
And i know you'd all die just to get with me
let's see...
This dude that im waiting on....
He sed i always make him get a hard on
In this tight speedo, i look kinda guido...
That's probly why I'm always getting hated on'


At the party everybody trying to grab my ****
It gets annoying cuz none of them wont stop
Now...

Number 1- i dont need u
I'll see u when i feel like seeing you

Number 2- I don't deal with no bullshit
Tell me straight up or just forget it

Number 3- Right now it's all about me
I don't wanna talk about it
if you wanna hear it, here it go
i wrote this song about it




See I look too good to be wearing clothes
And I look too good not to be a hoe
You know I look way too good , but u already know
I'm cocky....u wanna **** me

And I look to good to be being straight
And I look too good to be being gay
Why choose when I can have both anyway?
I'm Cocky...u wanna **** me

Its threads like these that urge me to stick a gun in my mouth.

Originally posted by Spartan005
Its threads like these that urge me to stick a gun in my mouth.

Why kill yourself by a self-inflicted gunshot?

Go out in a blaze of glory and light yourself on fire then jump off a building.

I'm just kidding, but I really do hate this thread.

Originally posted by Secretus
Your one of those feminine homos aren't you?

Originally posted by Storm
Your need to be the centre of this universe is becoming tiresome.

Originally posted by Ambience
Nobody wants to **** you.
Thats why your boyfriend left you.


Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Secondly, u guys are retarted



You, on the other hand......not to mention annoying.

Originally posted by Spartan005
I like that idea.

I was kidding, but you would probably make the front page of the newspaper.

Hey, don't get me wrong .. I like F@gs, as long as they don't come near me or make homosexual threads like this ..As a 14 y/o boy I would prefer not to hear of your homosexual encounters Kali, much less of your masturbation fest .. please re frame from any other inappropriate sexual encounters you may have in the future .. Thank you.

-Coon

At least its in the OTF this time.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
i dont know about the rest of these kmc'ers, but KMC IS my Social Life.