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Whore! You get out here! You hear me? You get your whore ass out here!

Whore?! I don't need this today, whore! Do not defy me, whore! Show me your whore face or your really gonna be in for it! Alright, that's it, whore!

I'm coming after you! I'm tired of your whore bullshit! Are you in... the...bedroom? Whore? No! Not in the bedroom... I bet the whore is in... the guest room... No whore! Maybe there's a whore under the guest bed...?

What?! No whore again! Well, then, where the **** is the whore?! Whore!

You meet me in the living room! I'm not ****in around anymore, whore!

I'm counting to three! One... Two........ Where the **** are you!? ***** whore! That's it! Three!...

Whore, whatever I did, I'm sorry... I take it all back, whore... Come on, whore, I'll take the swing dance class with you...I was in a bad mood when you asked!

(doorbell rings)

Now what? Yes?

FedEx: How you doin?

Fine, can I help you?

FedEx: I have a FedEx here for Miss.... Carochy?

Oh, I don't think she's here right now...

FedEx: Alright, well, you wanna sign for it?

Ah, definitely... uh.. uh, what do I do?

FedEx: What do you do? Ah... you write your name right here...

I'm not used to signin' for stuff... the whore usually takes care of all that kind of bullshit...

FedEx: I see... well...

I don't know where she is! Ya know, it's not like the whore disappeared without leavin' a note like that...

FedEx: Uh... I'm not sure who you're talkin about...

That's no biggie... But, hey, if you do see the whore, you tell to come
home, she'll get what's coming to her...

FedEx: Okay...

Hey, you have a good one, huh?

FedEx: Yeah, you too

Sure...

(door closes)

****in' FedEx... Who's mailing shit to the whore? That's what I wanna
know... God damn whore gettin' overnight mail... I'm not gonna open it... I don't want the whore callin' me a snoop or some shit...

(pours drink and sips)
(throws glass and breaks)

WHERE ARE YOU?! WHORE?!

(door opens and closes)

Wife: Hi babe!

Where the hell were you, whore?! I was freaking out over here!

Wife: I went to the bank... I saw Carol and we had coffee

Uh.. Wha? Oh! How is Carol?

Wife: She's okay... she's dealing with a lot of crap right now with the divorce...

That's the tough... thing... You would never want to divorce me,
right, whore?

Wife: No! And would you stop calling me whore? It was fun last night, let's just keep it in the bedroom

Yes! I mean, sorry about that, Tina... Oh! I got a FedEx for you! I signed for it and everything!

Wife: Oh, thanks... Just leave it over there, I'll open it later...

Definitely! You open it whenever you want! It's your FedEx!

Wife: Oh, one more thing... I forgot to pick up some diet soda for the girls, they're coming over later... Could you go to the store for me now?

No problem, Tina

Wife: Thanks, sweetie... I'm gonna go take a shower...

Really! Cause... uh... maybe I could come take shower with you...?

Wife: No... no... They're gonna be here soon

Alright...

Wife: Some other time, though, okay?

Next time's good... I'll go get the soda, Tina... See you in a bit, huh?

Wife: Okay, bye! Don't take too long

Okay, bye bye...

(door opens and closes)
(whistling)
(bird chirps)

Look at that bird... Stupid bird, get your ass out of here! ****ing whore bird just shit on me! God damn whore bird! You'll get yours! Now I need a tissue! He ****ing shit on me! He's the one who should get a tissue! *****!

lion

cant get his this way get help from Intruments of Destruction

**** Fed-Ex

****ing whore bird...

You *****

Originally posted by Secretus
You *****

AsteriskAsteriskAsteriskAsterisk you!

****ing Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Secretus
****ing Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

****ing anita waka waka rimjob k?

Originally posted by Puzzle
****ing anita waka waka rimjob k?



Roflcaust

Roflcopter

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Mother ****er .. Its like that eh?


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Wow, that was the funniest bullshit I've read today.

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Take that you ****

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I win




Enjoy your cup

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Originally posted by Secretus
I win




Enjoy your cup

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That kid is evil! Though this one is funnier.

http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/Graphics/Funny_Animations/images/funny_new_10.gif

How bored were you?

Wait ****er ..


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Originally posted by Thorinn
How bored were you?

Very ****ing bored.

Dont ****ing blame KMC ... Take this


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/th7f023457.jpg


LOLZ

Originally posted by Secretus
Dont ****ing blame KMC ... Take this


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/th7f023457.jpg


LOLZ

That hurts worse than anything I've endured in the last 24 hours. cry

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So sorry, I know how it feels. Wild Cherry broke my heart not so long ago. cry