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....I have therapy tommorow to help me forget the scene, well...here it is.

I was riding home from school friday on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them were standing, and one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about to smash it into the grounded guys head again, when the two realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

The shorter man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the grounded guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.

When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just saw. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Thread fails when you break out in song.

I heard this joke on April Fool's day, except it was someone who got hit by a car.

Your no Will Smith buddy.

Originally posted by JacopeX
....I have therapy tommorow to help me forget the scene, well...here it is.

I was riding home from school friday on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them were standing, and one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about to smash it into the grounded guys head again, when the two realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

The shorter man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the grounded guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.

When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just saw. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. And to think I was going to have some smart comment for you if this was all really true.

funny

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Jacope laid down the ownage.

Originally posted by Sorgo X
Jacope laid down the ownage. On Who?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

himself

Tidbit of info.

My friend made this joke up, apparently. I've now seen it a few times on different forums.

Originally posted by Sorgo X
Jacope laid down the ownage.

Ummm....no?

Originally posted by JacopeX
....I have therapy tommorow to help me forget the scene, well...here it is.

I was riding home from school friday on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them were standing, and one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about to smash it into the grounded guys head again, when the two realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

The shorter man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the grounded guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.

When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just saw. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

hysterical

Originally posted by Secretus
Your no Will Smith buddy. NO SHIT! conche oye!

Originally posted by JacopeX
....I have therapy tommorow to help me forget the scene, well...here it is.

I was riding home from school friday on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them were standing, and one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about to smash it into the grounded guys head again, when the two realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

The shorter man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the grounded guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.


LOL

Originally posted by JacopeX
When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just saw. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

fail

Originally posted by Schecter
LOL



fail ^ He laughs at murder.

Originally posted by Secretus
himself

I was kind of disappointed.

I thought the guy with the gun was going to shoot the kids inside the school bus and the guy with the baseball bat was going to come and get rid of the eyewitnesses. sadwalk

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by JacopeX
....I have therapy tommorow to help me forget the scene, well...here it is.

I was riding home from school friday on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them were standing, and one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about to smash it into the grounded guys head again, when the two realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

The shorter man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the grounded guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.

When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just saw. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. Nice set up....


I was hooked. haermm

Amusing (?)

Originally posted by JacopeX
....I have therapy tommorow to help me forget the scene, well...here it is.

I was riding home from school friday on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them were standing, and one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about to smash it into the grounded guys head again, when the two realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

The shorter man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the grounded guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.

When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just saw. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

That pissed me off. >-<

Originally posted by JacopeX
Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them were standing, and one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about to smash it into the grounded guys head again, when the two realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

The shorter man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the grounded guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.
.


well i guess atleast the guy had enough courtesy to save you all a terrible experience, by not smashing his skull in

Originally posted by InnerRise
I was kind of disappointed.

I thought the guy with the gun was going to shoot the kids inside the school bus and the guy with the baseball bat was going to come and get rid of the eyewitnesses. sadwalk

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... Exactly what I was thinking. hmm

I'm not amused. 1234

Originally posted by JacopeX
^ He laughs at murder.


I laugh at bullshit.

Originally posted by InnerRise
I was kind of disappointed.

I thought the guy with the gun was going to shoot the kids inside the school bus and the guy with the baseball bat was going to come and get rid of the eyewitnesses. sadwalk

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Would have been nice...but then we wouldn't have heard from Jacope ever again...no, wait, that's nice too.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Would have been nice...but then we wouldn't have heard from Jacope ever again...no, wait, that's nice too. I think you might have caught on to something and even read in between my lines a bit. doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

There was a very similar thread in the same forum not too long ago....but it was set up better.

You know, you actually felt good reading it afterwards, cause it wasn't shit.

Originally posted by Bardock42
There was a very similar thread in the same forum not too long ago....but it was set up better.

You know, you actually felt good reading it afterwards, cause it wasn't shit.

Hahaha, funny german.

Originally posted by BackFire
Hahaha, funny german.

Thank you, now go do your job I don't pay you for, find the thread and close this one.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Thank you, now go do your job I don't pay you for, find the thread and close this one.

Hahahaha.


Cute.

Originally posted by BackFire
Hahahaha.


Cute. Are you coming on to me?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you coming on to me?

Cumming, on you.

Pretty close though.

Originally posted by BackFire
Cumming, on you.

Pretty close though.

Will it make my skin softer?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Will it make my skin softer?

For a little.

Then it will harden and become itchy.

Ask AC, he can give you remedies for it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Will it make my skin softer?

If you open wide, remember it's a good source of protein.

Originally posted by BackFire
For a little.

Then it will harden and become itchy.

Ask AC, he can give you remedies for it. SICK!

Originally posted by Puzzle
If you open wide, remember it's a good source of protein.

SICK!

Originally posted by BackFire
For a little.

Then it will harden and become itchy.

Ask AC, he can give you remedies for it. Originally posted by Puzzle
If you open wide, remember it's a good source of protein. HOT!

Gay

I knew this thread was a fake, because the vocabulary was nice.

Actually I typed it up and use MS to spellcheck it, also put in better grammar and commas, Etc.

I was looking for the twist when i opened the thread, and i found it.
why was i looking for the plot twist? idk... matbe a hunch. or it has been done enough times before to realise it'll be done again.
also cause Jacope X posted it.

This thread would have been funnier if you'd never made it.

Originally posted by JacopeX
....I have therapy tommorow to help me forget the scene, well...here it is.

I was riding home from school friday on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them were standing, and one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about to smash it into the grounded guys head again, when the two realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

The shorter man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the grounded guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.

When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just saw. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

hmm. not funny in any way, shape or form.

dont know who you think you are kidding, mate.

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
This thread would have been funnier if you'd never made it. That logic made 0 sence.

Originally posted by JacopeX
....I have therapy tommorow to help me forget the scene, well...here it is.

I was riding home from school friday on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them were standing, and one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about to smash it into the grounded guys head again, when the two realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

The shorter man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the grounded guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.

When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just saw. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

cant believe I almost fell for this schmoll

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
cant believe I almost fell for this schmoll Admit it.....you did.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Admit it.....you did.

up till it got the the fresh prince song lyrics

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
up till it got the the fresh prince song lyrics

Originally posted by JacopeX


that would have been horrible though if it was for real

Originally posted by JacopeX
....I have therapy tommorow to help me forget the scene, well...here it is.

I was riding home from school friday on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them were standing, and one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about to smash it into the grounded guys head again, when the two realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

The shorter man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the grounded guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.

When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just saw. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. yawn

Originally posted by JacopeX
....I have therapy tommorow to help me forget the scene, well...here it is.

I was riding home from school friday on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them were standing, and one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about to smash it into the grounded guys head again, when the two realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

The shorter man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the grounded guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.

When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just saw. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

good work

Originally posted by JacopeX
....I have therapy tommorow to help me forget the scene, well...here it is.

I was riding home from school friday on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them were standing, and one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about to smash it into the grounded guys head again, when the two realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

The shorter man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the grounded guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.

When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just saw. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. how did i know this wasnt serious ...crazy bastard

confused

Originally posted by JacopeX
Admit it.....you did.

Actually I thought we had our "GANGSTA" back.

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
This thread would have been funnier if you'd never made it.

Or if someone else had made it instead ermm

Oh cmon stop bustin on him.

Sorry, I actually found it quite amusing

Originally posted by G U I T A R
Oh cmon stop bustin on him. Seriously.

Who's BUSTING what on who?! shock

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

sad thread

I was just thinking about this thread today in fact ermm

Originally posted by cruel jedi
sad thread

Yeah, thanks for bumping it dipshit.